rate_review Reviews

this was the worst crappiest fanfiction story ever. not only did you make a mockery out of jonathan davis but you spelled his name wrong too, its JONATHAN DAVIS moron. btw does jessica happen to be anorexic ? cause she seems to be more worried about her prescious little figure than showing jonathan a good time. i suggest you stop all the nonsense about only eating rice cakes. i doubt in real life jon cares about whether or not someone is super skinnny im sorry but i could not find the sexiness in someone with serious body issues. get some help!!!!

OMG! WHATEVER!!!!

-Jess

honey...are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?! you call that a fic? wtf?! no! no stars from me babe!

This was horrid. I have the urge now to string you up by your ankles and shove a dull, rusty implement into your soft tissues, which will hopefully drain you of whatever possessed you to write such tripe. Perhaps wait a few more years before attempting to write again. One can only hope that you've gained a more mature perspective of the world by then.