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The dubious do	By : urwhatufeel Category: Singers/Bands/Musicians > Savage Garden Views: 898 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know the members of Savage Garden. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Title: The dubious do

Author: LeX

Disclaimer: Don't sue, I'm not getting anything with writing this, it's just harmless fiction... no harm is intended. I do not own Daniel or Darren or any real person in this fic. I don't know what their real sexual preferences are and I don't care as long as they're happy.

Summary: the SG boys walk around Tokyo

Pairing: no one really... but it's still worth reading you sneak! But no! No sex!

Genre: an attempt at being funny, i.e. comedy.

Rating: PG-13

Chapters: 1/3

Beta: by my sweet friend Linda ^__^ who did the wonderful gesture of betaing this for me! Thank YOU!

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Part 1

"Danny! Danny! Come see this!"
Daniel was a store behind, checking out some chord-beauties on the other side of the shop window. And if he had heard his mate, it definitely didn't show. He looked too entranced with a certain blue synth-guitar to pay any attention to the overly active diva.
"Danny! You've gotta see this!" Darren insisted, jumping animatedly.
When he understood he didn't have his mate's attention, he decided to make his way back to the shop his friend was drooling about and tug the blond man's arm.
"Dan." he called, a hint of irritation appearing in his voice.
“Hmn…?” Daniel muttered, shaking his arm as if getting rid of some annoying insect.
“Come! That shop’s closed! Come see what I was trying to show you…!” Darren kept squeezing Daniel’s arm against him, making a huge deal of effort to drag the said man.
The onlookers would have thought they were two crazy tourists, behg lig like a couple of cartoon characters. A dark haired guy pushing the arm of a blond guy, whose eyes popped in admiration of a shiny electric guitar, and didn’t move, no matter how hard the other pushed.
“Dannny!! Move!!!”
“Let go, pest!” Daniel shooed the other, as he leaned against the glass to check the price, partially hidden behind a pretty average acoustic guitar.

*pout*

Silence.
Daniel was veryermiermined to see the numbers that composed the price of the beauty he was willing to buy once the shop opened, but his eyes weren’t as good as they used to be. Too much time in front of the computer, mixing and producing music.
“Can’t see…” he whimpered in his rough deep accent.

*still pouting*

“Dare… could you check out that price behind this guitar? It’s all fuzzy for me…” Daniel mumbled, still not looking away from the shop window.

*yes… still pouting*

“Dare…? Did you hear me? Help me mate… My eyes aren’t so good anymore…” Daniel asked, when he realized his mate hadn’t reacted.

“In case you haven’t realized I’m pouting… and no… I won’t read the stupid price! I‘m not talking to you ever again. You‘re an insensitive bastard.” Darren grumbled, his arms crossed, his head turned away.
Daniel sighed.
“Why? It’s just a friggen number! It won’t make you older… or fatter…” Daniel knew how to make his friend pay attention.
*red like a tomato*”ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT AND OLD BY ANY CHANCE??” Darren’s high-pitched voice rose.
“Yes… but I thought you were pouting… and didn’t want to talk to bastard old me.” Daniel looked sideways, giving Darren his best teasing smirk.
“You know what…??” Darren raised his hands, but didn’t say more.
“So are you gonna read the price to me, or do I have to stay here and wait until the owner arrives and tells me himself?” Darren sighed.
“All right!” he rolled his eyes, leant over and inspected the number “It’s in yen.”
“I know… how much?”
“67,097 yen…” Darren grumbled, getting back straight.
“You sure…?” Daniel asked, raising his brow at his friend, Darren rolled his eyes again and groaned.
“Yes, I’m sure…!” he said in a childish voice.
“Hmn… that’d be… hmn… around 600 dollars… Cheap!” Daniel chirped, crossing his arms and nodding.
“Whatever… can we go now?” he asked, looking away again.
“Sure thing, madam.” Daniel started marching up the street, Darren’s hands closed into tight fists, as his face went back to the familiar red glow.

He felt bloodthirsty, but decided that now wasn’t the right time, too many possible eye witnesses. So, he just ran to catch up with Daniel.
“Oh look… they do henna tattoos in this shop!” Daniel pointed, stopping just some meters away, Darren caught up with him.
“That’s what I was saying before you decided to go numb in front of the damn shop window.” Darren’s squeaky voice uttered, Daniel smiled, he was used to Darren being like this… it was a constant… and part of his charm “But that’s not what’s really interesting. Read what’s above that bill.”
Daniel looked up and started reading aloud.
“Hair drawing… personalize your hairdo… God… Japanese people are weird.”
“Daniel, don’t tell me you never saw guys on the TV with those dos.”
“Well… yeah. Why was I reading that, again?”
“You’re going to have one.”
“What? A do?”
“Uh-huh.” Darren smiled his evil smile.
“Oh, I don’t think so, Dare.” Daniel shook his head “I like my hair just the way it is…”
“Oh come on, Dan!”
“If you want it so much, why don’t YOU do it?” Daniel asked, looking at the pictures the bill showed.
“Because my hair’s long.” Darren pointed, Daniel sighed.
“Still… I won’t do it.”
“Ohhhh! Please Daniel! I promise I’ll be good!” Daniel looked lopsidedly at his mate, skeptical. “I’ll do anything you want, Dan!”
Now that sounded tempting.
“Mnh… like…?” Daniel’s brow rose in challenge.
“I don’t know! You tell me what you want me to do and I’ll do it!”
Daniel looked back at the pictures and sighed.
“Anything?” Daniel wanted to hear the answer again, to be sure.
“Yes! Anything.” Darren answered, anxiously.
Darren always got his way, and this time was no different.
“Okay.” Daniel nodded, praying that he wouldn’t regret his deci.
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