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Series of Misfortunes	By : RobbiesMonkey Category: Individual Celebrities > Orlando Bloom Views: 3680 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know Orlando Bloom. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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He looked around the bar, looking for his victim. Did he feel like a blonde or a brunette tonight?

"There she is." He said quietly when he spied her sitting at the bar. She was a red head. Long silky hair, hanging down around her shoulders, lying against the bare skin of her back. She had on a dark red dress, with a plunging back, smooth ivory skin, caressed by fiery hair, He hadn't seen her face yet, but that didn't matter he wanted to touch that skin and feel that hair on his chest. He walked toward the bar and sat down next to her and ordered a beer from the bartender. He glanced over and looked at her face for the first time. She has green eyes and pink full lips. She's there alone and he figured she must be interested in picking up a man. He turned sideways and said,

"Hi." She looked at him, with a look of boredom on her face.

"Hello. Yes, I'm here alone, I'm an Aries, I don't want to dance and no I don't want you to buy me a drink." She told him.

He smiled and then with a laugh replied. "So I guess a fuck is out of the question?"

She burst out laughing too. "Sorry, but after being hit on by 5 guys, I just don't feel like doing the same routine. I figured I would answer all your questions now and get them over with."

"So a fuck isn't out of the question then?" He said when she didn't tell him to fuck off.

"You're pretty sure of yourself aren't you?" She asked while she ran her finger along the red straw in her drink.

"Confidence is not a bad thing." He answered taking a drink from his beer, he could feel her eyes on him, watching his lips on the bottle, his throat moving while he swallowed. She was definitely interested, he thought to himself.

"No it's not. So do you usually go to bars and pick up women?" She asked, her eyes sparkling with interest.

"Sometimes. Sometimes it's a coffee shop, dance club. Where ever I meet someone interesting." He answered honestly.

She nodded her head in understanding. "I can understand that. A man of opportunity."

"Yeah, that's it. What about you? What are you doing here all alone?"

"I'm supposed to meet a friend. But they must have forgotten or changed their mind." She told him.

"Then it's my good luck. Are you sure I can't buy you a drink?" He pointed to her empty glass.

"Alright."

Forty minutes later he pulled her into a darkened alley down the street from the bar. They were going to share a taxi but he changed his mind.
She didn't resist, just followed him into the shadows and when he ran his hand down her nude back to her ass, she groaned.

"I'm going to fuck you right here." He warned her before biting her ear roughly.

"You'd better," She growled, reaching between them and rubbing his hardening bulge. He slid his hand inside the back of her dress, feeling the top of her lacy panties.

"These have got to go." He said roughly as he ripped them from her body, she gasped. Not from shock or fear but from total pleasure. She liked it rough and dirty and this man was obviously going to give it to her that way. For the first time he kissed her lips, while his hands traced the wet lips of her pussy. She instinctively ground herself into his hand. She slid her hands up under his shirt and felt his warm skin under her hands. She grazed past his hard nipples and then began to tease them with her fingers, twisting them gently and pinching. Meanwhile he was finger fucking her, sliding two fingers in and out of her, nearly causing her to loose her footing. He shoved her up against the wall and dropped to his knees, lifting her skirt and placing soft kissed on her mound. She lifted one leg onto his shoulder and grabbed a handful of his dark curls. He inhaled the scent of her arousal and his mouth watered to taste her. He dragged his tongue along her slit before spreading her open and tasting her sweet nectar. He sucked greedily on her clit and slid his fingers back inside of her, she had both hands in his hair and was bucking wildly against his face, trying not to be so loud that they would be heard. He stood up and kissed her hard, thrusting his tongue into her mouth, making her taste herself. He was undoing his pants and kissing her ear when he heard some one say.

"Okay you two, break it up." They both froze and looked at each other before he turned his head to see two cops standing there.

"Oh shit." She whispered.

"I hope you aren't turning tricks in this area." One of the cops said to her, She realized he thought she was a hooker.

"No. I'm not a prostitute. We were just..uhm..." She didn't finish her answer, just pulled her dress down.

"Yeah we know what you were doing. Let's see some ID for both of you. I'm gonna run a check and if you both come back without priors I'll let you go with a warning." They both dug out their wallets and handed them over.

"I assure you she's not a hooker." He finally said to the cops. The just shrugged and looked at the ID. Then one of them picked up his hand held microphone and began talking to dispatch.

"Yeah I need you to run a check on a Orlando Bloom and a Miranda Bloom. Yeah looks like a couple out spicing up their love life."

At that Miranda, dropped her head in shame. She would never live this down.
Orlando put his arm around Miranda's shoulder and said, "Don't worry, it'll be fine."

"You both came back clean. No records. Go home and let's hope you don't try this again." The officer warned them.

They both nodded and headed back to the street and hailed a cab. They didn't speak on the way home but Orlando did hold Miranda's hand.

"The book didn't say anything about being arrested for solicitation and lewd acts in public." Miranda said when they finally got undressed and into bed. She was laying on her side with her back to him. He was on his back, head rested on his hands, staring at the ceiling.

"Well...it was a good idea until the police showed up. The rest of the night wasn't that bad was it?" He asked, quietly. She rolled over and looked at him.

"No I had fun. It was exciting to pretend we were different people and we were strangers. The book had that right. I think the fucking in the alley was where we went wrong." She said.

"Well...what now?" He asked, rolling over and looking at her. "Do we throw the book in the trash?"

"I think we should try some of the other things. We really could use a bit of excitement." She said and he agreed, he was so busy working all the time that when they did see each other it was a very quick wham barn thank you ma’am. Miranda deserved more than 3 minutes of foreplay and 2 minutes of sex.

"Okay Babe, we'll try it again. Let's go to sleep now." He said pulling her into his arms and snuggling her close.

tbc...
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