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Shane McMahon's Unknown Wife	By : blueeyes1971 Category: WWF/WWE > General Views: 1753 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
- 1-Shane McMahon's Unknown Wife
- 1
Shane McMahon, was in his last year of college. He and three of his friends Joey, Rodney, &
Pete (whom would later be known as The Mean Street Posse), decided one night to go to a bar. Shane volunteered to be the designated driver for the night.

At the bar, Shane and his buddies sat a table. While Shane had a glass of water, his buddies all
had beer. Across the room sat four girls at a table. Shane and his friends decided to ask the girls to
dance. After dancing to a couple of slow songs, the girls thanked the guys for the dance and everyone
went back to their tables.

“Time to play Wild & Crazy Dare” one of Shane’s friends calls out. Shane and the other 3 began nodding their heads.

Yeah.”

“Who’s turn is it?” Rodney asked.

“It’s Shane O’s” Pete answered.

Shane smiled, and nodded his head. “Yeah, it’s my turn. Out with it. What’s the dare?”

Joey looked around the bar and finally stared at the table where the girls they had danced with
were sitting. Joey pointed to one of the girls and said “She is.” The girl he had pointed to, was short, and slightly over weight. She had short hair, and wore glasses. The second Shane saw her, he thought she looked very out of place in a bar.

Pete and Rodney began laughing, and cheered Joey on. Shane smiled. “Okay, so what’s the
dare?” Joey, Pete, & Rodney, huddled together and began whispering.

After a couple of minutes, they smiled at Shane and Joey answered “We dare you to do the wildest, most crazy thing you can think of with her.”

“Yeah” Rodney added, drunkenly. “And you know what happens if you fail or back out of the dare Shane O” Pete added.

“I know....” Shane says. “I should know” he thought, “I made up this stupid game.” If Shane
failed or backed out of the dare, the other 3 guys would not only put every pair of underwear he owned into the freezer over night, but Shane would also have to streak naked through the Girls Dorm building.

“Go on” Joey encouraged Shane.

Shane stood up, he hadn’t backed out or failed a dare since they started playing this stupid game. He wasn’t about to start now, either. Shane walked over the girls table and asked “his assignment” if she would like to dance again. Leanne’s friends and Shane’s friends watched the two dance. They danced slowly, cheek to cheek. During one slow song, Shane bent his head down and kissed Leanne on her lips.

Four dances later, Shane whispered into Leanne’s ear “Let’s get outta here.” Unsure, but knowing she had started to have deep feelings (feelings she had never felt before) for this guy, Leanne nodded her head yes. Shane went over to the bar and paid for his and his friends drinks. He also gave the bartender some extra money and asked if the bartender would see that his friends got a cab ride home. The bartender nodded his head yes and Shane walked over to the door. Leanne grabbed up her purse walked over to Shane. Shane pushed the door open and they walked out. Pete, Rodney, Joey, Julie, Tracey, and Lisa, watched in disbelief and amazement as the two left together.

“Where are we going” Leanne asked after they had been driving for a while. Shane pulled the car off to the side of the road and parked. He turned and looked Leanne in the eye.

“I’m gonna be honest with you” Shane says. “First, I want you to know that I honestly think you’re really great girl....”

“But” Leanne says.

“But...you see my friends and I play this game called “Wild & Crazy Dare”....”

“And” Leanne said.

“And....it was my turn to receive the dare......"

"And I was your dare" Leanne asked slowly, hoping she was wrong.

Shane sighed slightly and then nodded his head. "My friends dared me to do the wildest, craziest
thing I could possible do with you....”

“I see” Leanne replied, looking away.

Shane reached out his hand, gently took hold of her chin and turned her head back towards him.
“I accepted the dare for a couple of reasons. The first was, if I didn’t, one of those 3 drunken idiot friends
of mine, would be here with you right now.”

“And the second reason” Leanne asked.

“The second reason, is, because I thought up this stupid game in the first place, and I’ve never
lost....” Shane proceeded to tell Leanne what happened to the losers.

“You have got to be kidding” Leanne exclaimed.

“Nope, frozen underwear and streaking.” Shane looked away for just a second and then looked
her right in the eye. “I know exactly what we can do to win this dare....if you’re willing to play along.”

“What would I have to do?” Leanne asked.

“Just take a little trip with me....”

“I won’t sleep with you” Leanne says strongly.

“I’m not asking you too.”

“Take a trip where?” Leanne wonders.

“To Vegas.”

“As in Las Vegas?”

“That’s the place” Shane answered.

“Why?”

“It’s the only place I know where you can get married on a moment’s notice.” Shane tells her.

“MARRIED? Are you out of your mind! I don’t even know you.....”

“It would only be temporary” Shane says. “We go to Vegas, get married all legal like, come back
here, I show the guys the marriage certificate and then we get the marriage annulled. We say goodbye
and never have to see each other again. In fact we probably won’t; after finals are over next month, I’ll be
graduating and moving back home.”

“I don’t understand....”

“The dare is to do the wildest, craziest thing imaginable” Shane says. “What’s crazier than
heading to Vegas with a girl you met ten minutes ago and marrying her.”

“I don’t know....” Leanne replies. “I can get us to Vegas, you wouldn’t have to spend a dime.....”
Leanne looked Shane in the eyes for a moment. "Who am I kidding" she thought. "This is probably the
only time in my whole life a guy will ask me to marry him. I'm not exactly beautiful." Then she softly said
“Okay.”

“You’ll do it?”

“Yes” Leanne answered.

“Great!” Shane planted a quick kiss on her lips.

“I should pack a change of clothes.....”

“I can buy you anything you need when we get there.” Shane replied, as he moved the car back
out onto the road.

48 hours later, Shane walked through the front door of the small house, he shared with Rodney,
Pete and Joey. “Shane WHERE have you been man?” Pete exclaimed.

“I’ve been fulfilling my dare” Shane answered.

“Shane O that was like two days ago man” Rodney said.

“Back off guys” Joey responded. “We never set a time limit on the dare.” Joey pauses for a
moment and then says “Soooo what happened....What’d ya do?”

“What’d ya mean “What’d ya do”?” Pete asks Joey. “He got her into bed and slept with her...
that’s what happened.”

“Yeah” Rodney responds. “Shane O Mac always gets the girl to sleep with him.” Shane smiled
and then walked away from them.

The three of them grabbed Shane by the arm. “Whooooaaa there Shane O Mac” Pete says.
“You know the rules Shane, you gotta tell us what you did, and you gotta prove it.”

“Yeah” Rodney added.

“You’re right Pete” Shane answers. Shane pulled out his wallet, opened it and took out a folded
piece of paper. He unfolded the paper and handed it to Joey, making sure to hand it to him with his left
hand.

“Where’d the ring come from” Pete wonders. Joey takes the paper and looks at it. It only takes
a second and then he looks up and stares at Shane, mouth open wide, eyes bulging out of his head.

~
Flashing what would become his famous evil grin. His eyes twinkling, Shane raised one eyebrow slightly and says "So you've thought about it?" It was then that Leanne realized that he had heard her softly spoken comment about him being good. Shane smiled sweetly and then says “Good night Leanne.”

“Good night Shane” Leanne answers. They climbed into bed and Shane reached up and shut off
the light. The Minister’s comments about not being able to hear them, echoed through Shane’s mind and he chuckled softly. “What’s so funny” Leanne asks.

“As I was coming back in, the Minister told me not to worry.”

“Worry about what?” “Not worry about getting tooo loud while we made love. He said the he and his wife sleep in a room downstairs in case of any late night customers and so they wouldn’t hear a thing.”

“Oh..” Leanne responds.

Neither of them was exactly sure when or how it started, but the next thing they knew, they were kissing each other. Shane slid the straps of the gown down Leanne’s shoulders and arms and then watched as the gown drifted down her body to the bed. Shane stared into her eyes for a moment and then softly said "If you don't want to do this, it's okay." He groaned slightly, and then added "But you'd better say so now, while I can still stop."

"I've never done this before” Leanne whispers. She tried to turn her head to avoid Shane's eyes,
but couldn’t. Shane had gently taken hold of her chin, and was holding her head in place.

"Will you let me be the first?" Leanne just stared at Shane, she had no clue as to what she
should say. They were so close to each other, that Leanne could feel Shane's breath against her face.

After several seconds, which seemed like forever to Shane, Leanne slowly nodded her head yes.
Shane slowly leaned forward and kissed her. He waited until Leanne began kissing him back,
before slowly sliding his tongue into her mouth. Not wanting to frighten her, Shane took his time, slowly placing soft, gentle kisses all over her body. Slowly sliding his hands up and down her body. It didn't take long, before Leanne was reaching out her arms and rubbing Shane's chest and back. Even though it seemed like torture to him, Shane was determined to go slowly. He was going to devote as much time as he could on pleasuring Leanne.

But eventually, Shane couldn't hold back his own orgasm any longer. "I can't wait any longer
Leanne" he whispers into her ear. "I have to be inside you."

Before Shane could ask her if she was ready, Leanne kissed him on his lips and said "I want to
feel you inside me Shane. Please."

Shane spread Leanne's legs apart and laid himself on top of her. "I'll go slow, I promise" he
whispers, and then slowly and gently he pushed himself inside her. ~

Shane stood there staring at the bathroom door. He stuck one hand into his pants pocket and
pulled out a golden ring. Shane held it up and stared at it. He’d done that lots of times over the last four years. “I wonder if she kept hers” Shane thinks. He glanced at the bathroom door and then back at the ring in his hand. “I’m not letting go this time” Shane tells himself as he slips the ring back into his pocket.

He had really tried to forget about Leanne and everything that happened in Vegas. But Shane was never able too. Seeing her again, brought it all back.

~ Shane watched the nightgown drift down Leanne’s body to the bed. “She’s my wife” he
thought. "I'll go slow, I promise" he whispers, and then slowly and gently he pushed himself inside her.

Shane groaned in pleasure, as he pushed himself inside her body. “You’re so wet and warm” Shane moaned in pleasure. He kissed Leanne on her lips, sliding his tongue into her mouth.
Leanne spread her legs further apart and wrapped them around Shane's waist. Shane looked at
her in surprise.

"Please Shane." Shane nodded his head, he knew what she wanted. He kissed her
hard on the lips, finally letting his body take control. Shane, slowly at first, and then building in speed, began thrusting himself in and out of Leanne's body..... ~

Shane thought of those two pictures and the marriage certificate that he still carried in his wallet. He thought of all the dates he had gone out on. Every single one of those girls had been very willing to sleep with him. And there were times when he wanted to sleep with them too, but he never did. He never did, because he’d suddenly remember those pictures in his wallet; those pictures of his wife.

“Oh God” Leanne softly says out loud, as she cried. Remembering Shane and that night they
spent together, their wedding night, was too painful for her. Leanne had fallen totally and completely in love with Shane McMahon while they had been dancing at the bar. But, in that room at the wedding chapel in Vegas, Leanne had given herself over to Shane completely; heart, mind, body, and soul. Just then someone rapped on the stall door.

“Are you all right?” A voice calls out. It was Linda McMahon. When he didn’t see Leanne come back out of the bathroom, Shane asked his mother to go in and check on her. “Leanne dear, it’s Linda McMahon. Are you all right.” Leanne stood up and opened the stall door, there was no way to hide the fact that she had been crying. “What’s wrong” Linda asks, very concerned, seeing that Leanne had been crying.

After listening to Leanne's story, Linda McMahon wasn't exactly sure what to say. She was sitting beside her daughter - in - law. "You love him very much, don't you" Linda finally asks. The only answer Leanne can give, was to nod her head yes. "Then why didn't you contact him?"
"He told me the marriage was just for the night, that he'd get it annulled in the morning, but then
we...we..."

"But then the two of you made love" Linda finishes.

"Yes" Leanne sighs. "We went home the next day, I never saw Shane again after that, except on
television."

“But why didn't you try and find him...a better question would be why didn't he try and find you."

"It's because he doesn't feel the same way about me, that I feel about him." Leanne says.

"Do you know that for sure" Linda questions.

"No."

"Does my son know how you feel about him? Does Shane know you're in love with him?"

"No" Leanne answers again. "Oh please” Leanne pleads. “Please I beg you, don’t say anything
to Shane. Please.”

“He has a right to know” Linda says.

“Why? So he can have the chance to tell me, he doesn't care. I couldn't take that."

Seeing how upset she was Linda says “All right dear, I won’t say anything to Shane.”

“Thank you” Leanne replies softly.

“Now, let’s get you cleaned up a little and get back to the party.” They moved over the mirror,
and Linda pulled the compact out from Leanne’s purse. “Shane’s the one who asked me to come in here and check on you, you know.”

“He did” Leanne responded. Linda nodded her head yes, and then helped Leanne fix her make
up.

Later that night, the party was still going. Shane and Leanne had spent the whole night dancing
with each other. He couldn't keep himself away from her, and as hard as she tried, Leanne couldn't stay away from Shane. Linda pulled her husband off to the side, and made him swear to never repeat what she was going to tell him, to anyone. Promising, Linda proceeded to tell Vince, what Leanne had told her in the bathroom.

“So she’s the one” Vince responds.

“You knew?” Linda responds. “How?”

“After he came home from college, you remember how it was the longest time before Shane went
out on a date with anyone?”
“Yes” Linda answers.

“I asked Shane if something was bothering him, and he told me about this girl he had met in
school....”

“Leanne” Linda adds and Vince nodded his head and then told her everything Shane had told him.
Shane had told his father all about the dare, the trip to Vegas, the wedding and even sleeping with the girl.

“All though Shane never said her name.”

“That ring he carries in his pocket, the one he got so mad about when it was accidentally lost in
the washing machine....is his wedding ring” Linda says in disbelief.

“I think hiring Miss Sterling was the best decision I ever made” Vince comments.

“And I think inviting her to spend the night was the best decision I’ve every made.” Linda adds.

Two hours later, Linda walked over to her daughter Stephanie. “Have you seen Shane?” Linda
asks.

“Yeah” Stephanie answers. “I saw him and that woman he danced with all night, head upstairs.”

"Who's room is this?"

"It's mine" Shane answers, opening the door. He led Leanne inside, closing the door behind
them.

“I should probably go to my room and get some sleep” Leanne said.

“Your room” Shane repeats.

“Ah....your Mother invited me to spend the night here in one of the guest rooms.”

Shane walked over to his stereo and turned it on. Then he walked back over to Leanne. “How
about one more dance?” Nodding her head yes, Shane wrapped his arms around her and they began to
dance. The song “I will always love you” wasn’t even half over before Shane and Leanne were kissing
each other.

Shane began kissing Leanne on the neck. "Shane..." Leanne began.

“I want you so badly” Shane says, slipping one hand under Leanne’s shirt and bra and started
rubbing her left nipple. Leanne moans slightly. Shane moved his hand to her other nipple and began
rubbing it.

“Shane” Leanne moans. Leanne began running her hands up and down Shane’s chest. Even
through the material of his shirt, the feel of her hands felt wonderful to him.

Shane removed his hand from under Leanne’s shirt and raised her arms in the air. He carefully
took hold of her shirt and pulled it up over head. After freeing her body from the shirt, Shane tossed it
over his shoulder. He went back to kissing Leanne’s neck. “Shane” Leanne moans. Without even
realizing she had done it, Leanne had unbuttoned Shane’s shirt. Leanne pushed Shane’s shirt sleeves
down his arms. The shirt dropped to the floor around Shane’s feet. Shane kicked the shirt backward,
and it landed near Leanne’s shirt.

It didn’t take them much longer, before they had removed the rest of their clothing and were laying
in bed beside each other. Shane, lowered his head and began sucking and licking Leanne’s right nipple.
“Oh Shane” Leanne moans. Shane’s right hand slid down her stomach and went between her legs. He
gently began rubbing. “Oh Shane.” Shane moved his head and began sucking and licking Leanne’s left
nipple. At the same time, he gently slid two fingers inside her.

“Oh” Leanne moans, and she began to wiggle her hips. Shane smiled, and then began sliding
those two fingers slowly in and out of her body. Shane pushed himself forward and began kissing Leanne
on her lips. Gently sliding his tongue into her mouth. Leanne rubbed her hands all across Shane’s back
and chest. As if her hands had a mind of their own, they slid down Shane’s chest and stomach; sliding
downward until they reached Shane’s hard, erect penis.

Leanne began to gently rub Shane’s penis. “Mmm” Shane groans softly. It only took a couple of
seconds, and Shane knew that if he let Leanne continue, he wouldn’t be able to wait any longer. He
gently pulled her hands away from him. Shane started kissing his way down Leanne’s body, until he
reached the point where her legs met. Leanne’s legs had spread apart slightly, to give Shane more room,
to work his fingers in and out of her body.

Shane gently pushed her legs further apart and then he lowered his head. “Shane!” Shane
began darting his tongue in and out of her, licking on the way in and on the way out. Leanne’s hips began
to rise upward slightly. Shane raised his head and their eyes met.

It was time. Shane pushed Leanne’s legs even further apart and then he pushed himself forward
until they were face to face. They stared into each other’s eyes for what seemed like forever. Then
Shane kissed Leanne deeply on the lips. At the same time, he took hold of her hips, and pulled himself
into her body. “OH SHANE!” After sliding into her all the way, Shane groaned “You feel so good Baby.” Shane began a slow steady rhythm. Kissing Leanne all over her face, and neck.

Taking long moments between kisses to suck, lick, and even nibble slightly at her nipples.
"Shane" Leanne moaned. "Mooore" she whispered, barely able to speak. Shane slid his right hand
under her left thigh and pushed her leg upward until it rested over his shoulder. Shane groaned with
pleasure as he pushed himself deeper into her. "Shane" Leanne sighed. "Oh God.” Leanne ran her
hands up and down Shane’s chest and back.

“Oh God Shane, more” she whimpered, wrapping her right leg around him. Shane, slid his hands
underneath her and titled her hips upward slightly. They both groaned in pleasure as he slid even deeper
into her. “More” Leanne whimpered. Shane began thrusting faster and harder. "Oh God, Shane"
Leanne cried. All self control lost, Shane positioned Leanne’s right leg over his shoulder. He tightened
his grip on her hips, titled them upward even more and began thrusting as hard, fast, and deep as he
could. Shane was thrusting so hard, that the bed began to creek. The headboard started to bang
against the wall.

Leanne couldn’t help herself, she started screaming out Shane’s name in pleasure. With every
pleasure filled scream that escaped from Leanne’s lips, Shane would drive himself deeper into her, harder
and faster than before. Shane was amazed on how his penis remained rock hard after every orgasm he
had. In fact, Shane was convinced that his penis got harder after every orgasm. Of course the fact that
he had been waiting for this moment for four years probably helped. “Oh God Shane” Leanne cried. “I
can’t take any more.....”

Shane stopped moving, and looked her in the eyes. “Do you really want me to stop?” He asked,
his voice slightly horse.

“No” Leanne sighed. Shane smiled and began thrusting again.

Between Leanne’s screams of pleasure, which increased in volume with every orgasm that she
had; Shane’s pleasure filled grunts which escaped through his mouth with every thrust; his shouting with
his own orgasms; the bed creaking and the headboard banging against the wall; Shane was positive that
not only could every person in the house hear them, but that the whole neighborhood could hear them.

“Morning Shane” Vince says, between taking sips of his coffee.

“Morning Dad” Shane replied. “Where’s Leanne?”

“She’s gone in to work all ready” Vince answered.

“Oh” Shane replied.

“Good morning Princess” Vince says, seeing Stephanie walk in.

“Morning Daddy. Morning Mom.”

“Good morning dear” Linda says. Then turning, Linda sees Stephanie yawn “Are you all right
dear?”

“I’m fine” Stephanie answers. “Just tired.”

“Why is that” Vince wonders.

“I didn’t sleep much last night.” (Shane and Stephanie’s bedrooms were side by side, with an air
vent connecting them.) “I kept hearing a banging and creaking sound. And I kept hearing someone
screaming.” Stephanie says.

“Screaming” Linda repeats. “What kind of screaming honey?”

“Oh...it was something like “Oh God Sh....OUCH” Stephanie says. She lowers her hand and rubs
her right leg, where Shane had just kicked her.

“Honey are you okay” Vince asks. “I’m fine Dad” Stephanie answers, trying not to glare at her
brother. “I just got a Charlie Horse in my leg, that’s all.”

“About those noises you heard last night” Vince says.

“It was nothing Dad” Stephanie replies, noticing the glare in her big brother’s eyes. “I watched a
late night movie and must have dreamed out it. That’s all.”

Later that day at Titan Towers, Shane bumped into Leanne, on purpose of course. He took hold
of her arm and pulled her into an empty near by office. “Why did you leave so early?” Shane asks,
letting go of her arm.

“Last night was a mistake Shane” Leanne answered.

“What are you talking about? Last night was incredible.”

“Forget it ever happened Shane” Leanne says. “It was a mistake.”

Shane took hold of Leanne’s arm again. “It wasn’t a mistake. You’re my wife.”

Leanne pulled herself free and said “It was a mistake Shane. Last night should never have
happened.” Then before Shane could say anything else, Leanne ran down the hallway and disappeared
from sight. That night at home, Shane learned that Leanne had quit her job at the WWF. The very next
day, Shane hired a private detective to find her.

Three months later, the detective found her. She was living in an apartment in a small town in
Wisconsin. Shane had been at home when the call came. “Good news” Vince wondered, as Shane
hung up the phone.

Shane turned and began to smile. “He found her” Shane said.

Vince and Linda smiled. “That’s great” Vince exclaimed.

“Are you gonna go talk to her” Linda asked.

“No” Shane answered. “I’m afraid I’ll scare her away. The detective said he wouldn’t have found her, if she hadn’t used a credit card to buy a Shane-O-Mac baseball jersey....from
WWFSHOPZONE.COM.”

“You’re kidding” Vince responded.

“No” Shane replied.

“Honey, you have to talk to her” Linda said.

“I will Mom. When the time is right.” Shane smiled again, and then said “I’ve got a plan.”

Two weeks later, Leanne, sick in bed with a bad cold, turned on the TV to watch Smackdown, it
was supposed to be live from Madison Square Gardens tonight. Half way through the show, “Here
Comes The Money” began to play. Shane walked down the ramp and climbed into the ring. Leanne
gently rubbed her hand across her stomach.

"There's your Daddy" she whispered to the baby that was growing inside her. Shane walked. over to the far side of the ring and was handed a microphone. Because of her cold, and the bad cravings she was having, her best friend and neighbor Amy had gone out for food. Hearing the door open, Leanne wasn’t at all surprised. Only 3 people had a key to her apartment; Herself, Amy, and the building manager. “You’ve missed half the show” Leanne called out. “Put the ice cream away and bring the pizza in.

On the TV, Shane walked back to the center of the ring and began to speak. “I have a special
announcement to make” he said. “I would like to introduce to all of you to my wife! Leanne McMahon.”
“What is he doing” Leanne thinks. At that exact moment, the Titan Tron came to life and the picture of
Shane, Leanne and the Minister appeared on the screen. Shane gestures to the screen and says “Ladies
and Gentleman, my wife.”

Hearing footsteps slowly coming closer to the bedroom Leanne called out “Hurry up, the baby and
I are starving!” The bedroom door opened slowly. “Finally” Leanne exclaimed. “We’re starving!” The
look on Leanne’s face changed from playfully happy to shock and surprise, when she looked up saw
Shane standing there holding the pizza box.

“Shane?!?” She exclaims. Leanne looked back at the TV and sees Shane standing in the
center of the ring. She looks back up at the figure standing in the doorway. “This isn’t possible” she
thought. “How can you be here” she asks. “You’re supposed to be live in Madison Square Gardens!”
Shane walked over to the bed and sat down. “Haaachhooooooooo!” He opened the pizza box and took
a slice out.

Handing it to her he said “It was live....on Tuesday. What you’re watching is a tape.” Leanne
takes the slice and begins to eat, she was really hungry.

“I answered your question, now you answer mine.” Shane says. Knowing she didn’t have any choice, Leanne nodded her head. “What exactly did you mean when you said “the baby and I”?”

Leanne almost choked on her pizza. Trying to change the subject, she pointed to the TV and
said “What the hell were you doing?!”

“What” Shane responds, grinning. “I didn’t do anything but introduce the WWF fans to my wife.”

He pulled the pizza box away, just as Leanne was reaching for another slice. “Hey!”

“Answer my question, and I’ll give the pizza back.” Shane says.

“What question?”

“You know what question Leanne.” Shane responds.

“Haaachhooooooooo!” Leanne sighs, knowing she didn’t have a choice, she’d have to tell him.

“I’m pregnant” she answered softly.

Shane’s eyes widened, he set the pizza box down on the floor and then repeated “Pregnant?”
Leanne nodded her head yes. Shane just stared at her, trying to take in what she had said. Leanne was
too tired from her cold to deal with Shane right now.

“How did you find me?”

Spotting the Shane-O-Mac baseball jersey she was wearing, Shane tugged at it. “With this” he
answered. “I hired a private detective to find you. You used a credit card to buy this. End of story.”

“You hired a private detective to find me” Leanne repeated, and Shane nodded his head. “Why?”

“Why” Shane repeated. “Why do you think? You’re my wife, and I love you more than anything
in the world; that’s why.”

“Haaachhooooooooo!”

“Bless you” Shane responded, handing her a tissue. “We’re having a baby” Shane asked, and
Leanne nodded her head yes, again because she was just too tired from her cold to push him away.
“We’re having a baby” Shane repeated. Smiling, Shane bent down and kissed Leanne deeply on the lips.
Then he lowered his head to her stomach, and gently kissed it. “Hey there little one” Shane whispered
softly. He looked back up at Leanne and said “I love you soo much. Both of you.” He climbed into bed
beside her and began kissing Leanne’s neck.

“Mmmm” Leanne sighed. “Haaachhooooooooo!”

“Bless you” Shane replied.

“You’ll catch my cold” Leanne warned as Shane began to take the jersey off of her.

His eyes were twinkling, and he had that evil grin on his face. “I don’t care” he whispered, tossing
the jersey to the floor. Suddenly he stopped. Looking Leanne in the eyes, Shane asked “It won’t hurt the
baby, if we make love will it?” Leanne shook her heard no and Shane instantly went back to kissing her
neck. “Good” he replied.

18 years later, Vince and Linda McMahon had retired from the WWF; turning control over to their
children. Another Raw Is War show was about to end. Shane was standing in the center of the ring.
On his left was his daughter Linda Ann McMahon, on his right, Shane Jr. Suddenly the entrance music
Shane’s mother, Linda McMahon used, began to play. Leanne stepped through the curtain and stood at
the top of the ramp. Standing next to her was the WWF wrestler known as The BramaBull. He wore a
tattoo on his right shoulder, just like his father's, The Rock.

"I won't let you get away with it Shane" she said.

"Honey, it's just business. Why don't you go back home and take care of the babies."

Leanne smiled slightly. "I have a challenge for you Shane."

"Oh yeah" Shane responds. "And what kind of challenge might that be?"

"A wrestling match" Leanne answers.

That famous evil grin appeared on Shane's face and his eyes began to crackle. "Oh really" he
says. "I'd love to. Would you like to wrestle right here, or wait until we're home in bed?" Shane was the
only person Leanne knew who could make the word wrestle sound dirty.

"I'm not the one you will be wrestling" Leanne tells him. "My challenge is this Shane. I have
selected one WWF wrestler. He will compete against you in a match at Summer Slam.....”

"You got a deal" Shane says. Now at this point, Leanne was supposed to say that Shane would
be facing The BramaBull himself, but she didn't.

"Then let me introduce you to my wrestler" Leanne says.

There are several seconds of silence, and then suddenly the loud sounds of the entrance music
"No Chance In Hell" begin to play. "No Chance In Hell" hadn't been used since Vince retired, as a way of
honoring him. A young man stepped through the curtain. He was wearing a cape, a hood covering his
head. With his back to the ring, Leanne helped remove the cape; then she handed over the microphone.

The young wrestler turned around and said "It's me Dad! You gotta fight me!" Shane stood
there momentarily stunned. Standing there next to Leanne was their son Vincent. Vincent, who had not
long ago, told Shane, he wasn’t interested in wrestling. The crowd couldn't believe their eyes. Some
swore it was Shane’s father himself, standing there. And Vincent did indeed look like his grandfather.

Quickly recovering from his shock, Shane says “You think you can beat me?”

“Your damn right I do” Vince responded.

“Your on” Shane growled. “On one condition.”

“What’s that” Vince asks. “If I win, you and your mother have to, in this very ring, fire The
BramaBull!”

“And if I win, in that very ring, you have to strip Totally Awesome (the name of the current WWF
Champion. A name the wrestler choose because of his father Edge’s, speeches of how awesome he
was.) of the WWF Championship and hand it over to The BramaBull.”

“Your on” Shane growled again. The crowd slowly filed out of the arena, the lights dimmed, and
everyone made their way backstage.

The door to Shane & Leanne’s dressing room opened, and Shane, Linda, & Shane Jr. walked in.

“How’d I do Dad” Vince asks his father.

Shane stands there for a moment and then smiles. “You were great son! Just great!” Shane
happliy hugged his son and then said “I thought you didn’t want to work in the ring.”

“I had a long talk with Grandpa.....”

“Ah...” Shane replied. At that moment, Shane and Leanne’s eyes met. Shane Jr. looked at his
father, and saw a well known look on his face.

“Come on guys” he says to his siblings. “Let’s go get changed. Besides, I think Mom and Dad
want to be alone.” As the three McMahon children began to file out of the dressing room, Shane stepped
closer to his wife.

“I think you’re right” Vince replied.

“Maybe they wanna “wrestle” Linda says. Shane smiles at his daughter’s comment, as the door
shuts closed. Shane moves even closer, and wraps his arm around Leanne’s waist.

“So... where are the babies” Shane asks, refering to the newly born twins he and Leanne had just
been blessed with.

“With you’re parents.”

“Hmmm” Shane says. “We’d better go pick them up.”

“Actually, the twins are going to be spending the weekend there, as will the rest of the kids.”

“Oh really” Shane responds. Leanne nods her head.

Flashing her that evil grin of his; his eyes twinkling, Shane says “You know, I think she’s right.
Let’s go home and wrestle.”

Leanne laughs slightly and then smiles. “Let’s go.”

THE END
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