JunChul

Just the authoress babble at the beginning. Because it was just that long.
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This fic was the original one. The one that started everything.
Blame this fic!
But at the same time, please love it, and R&R. .___.;;

Authoress 2: Yola.
Authoress 1: Hey
Authoress 2: was sup?
Authoress 1: Nada y tu?
Authoress 2: ㄱ.ㄱ that’s gotta be the first Spanish EVER on this laptop…
Authoress 1: Esta bien. Tu computadora estara mas intelegente.
Authoress 2: *translating* That’s good. Your (my) computer *guessing now* will be intelligent/smart?
Authoress 1: *searching for number lock on Redeim’s laptop* 101 (it’s lol)
Authoress 2: *sweat* that was an annoying amount of work…
Authoress 1: All for 101
Authoress 2: Yup…
Authoress 2: *drags KazuPi into the scene*
Hi kazupi.
Yamapi: I have no time 4 this…….
Authoress 1: I hear Kazuya once said he only gets 10 days off in a year… *glances at Yamapi* o.o
Yamapi: Yes, what ur thinking is right…. He’s not nearly half as busy as me… I get -10 days of a year
Authoress 2: How saddening… *forces out the Kazupi luv* Somehow… *sly grin & look away*
あ。。。あ。。。
Authoress 2: Rofl~
ひー
あはあは
Authoress 2: Are we having too much fun making suggestive sounds in other languages? Lol~
Authoress 1: No…. If I know us, by the end of the car ride well be writing sex scenes for our characters…
Authoress 2: Which characters? *tied up Kazuya and has him on a leash*
Authoress 1: Sorry to burst ur bubble but I was thinking Jaeho or JunChul…
Authoress 2: NO BUBBLE BURSTED HERE.
Authoress 1: YAAAAAAAY! Under the sea! Under the sea! Yaoi in luck here down in the muck (That’s dirty) you know the rest…
Authoress 2: Yes… I do…
*drags in HeeChul*
HC: DISNEY!!! Wait… those aren’t the right….. Lyrics…. O.o;;
*evil grins from the writers*
Authoress 2: *whispering to Chullie* BoA’s cuddling JunJin and he likes it~
JJ: Why! Oh Why me lord!!!! Get this thing o- *smothered by something or other belonging to BoA*
HC: O.O *drags JunJin to their scene of “safety”*
Authoress 2: *eeeeeviiiil grin* Our plan worked… *high five*
Authoress 1: trudat….
HC: O.O ….. *to JunJin in Korean* They’re planning something evil, but I can’t understand them…
JJ: Did the maniacal laughter give them away? Now you know why it’s good to learn other languages….
HC: NO! I refuse… Besides, I rather not know what they were saying *shiver*
JJ: If you learned another language you might know how many times you’re dissed under your own roof…
HC: ……….. *ignores*
Authoress 2: MAKE YAOI HAPPEN.
Authoress 1: Sexshi haeyo!
HC: MY GOD THEY SPEAK SOMEWHAT KOREAN!!! *hides behind JunJin*
Authoress 1: And you don’t, that’s sentence was not grammatically correct. Never speak ill of HanKyung ever again!
Authoress 2: no no, that was his engurisu.
Authoress 1: Good Point……. Now bring on the fornication!
Authoress 2: Careful, HeeChul might not understand you… using big words like that…
*looks at JunChul* GIMME PORN
Authoress 1: I’ll make this easy for you both…*pulls out 2 Ken dolls* Now I know neither of these have a penis but both of you will follow these actions. Here’s the easy version for HeeChul…. It’s a game of Authoress says, more commonly known as Simon says….. Now do as I say!
HeeChul: @.@ WTF are the ken dolls for?
JJ: They want us to have sex in front of them, the Ken dolls are to show which positions they’d prefer…. I think…..
HC: ……………………………. *jumps JunJin*
JJ: WTF!!!! I need you to save me from BoA do I need her to save me from you?
HC: Do what fans ask…? *innocent look that lasts for like, five seconds* *molests him properly*
JJ:……………*twitch twitch* I hate fans…………
Authoress 2: *grins sweetly at JunJin*
Authoress 1: Now you see the first Ken doll holds onto the wall, bent over of course-
JJ: We’ll do it ourselves we don’t need help. Thank you!
Authoress 2: *takes the ken dolls away* You’ll scare them… *to JunChul* yes, please go about doing it yourself! :D
Authoress 1: I wonder if I could interest you boys in some leather? Whips? Chains? Just ask and we’ll provide, I mean we want you both to be satisfied.
HC: *completely into it & magically understanding English* Gimme all.
Authoress 2: understand, yes.. Speak. You still fail miserably HeeChul… =.=
*Authoress 1 shovels the toys into the picture*
JJ: Those things ain’t comin’ near me!
HC: They can come near me! ^o^
Authoress 2: He adapted to S&M a lot better than we had hoped… >>
JJ: Though you may enjoy that, I can’t say I get off on causing ppl pain…. So my answer is still NO. I ain’t touching that shit!
HC: *hogs ties him and does various…. Things to turn JJ on*
Authoress 2: *glances over to JunChul* O.O <3~~
JJ: I’d say more but it’s hard to talk through a gag…..
HC: yes…. *smirk*
Authoress 1: Silly JunJin, that’s not a simple gag, it’s what they use in S&M. I think it’s called a muzzle or something similar. I think you get the picture boys.
HC: I get the picture. *evil grin at JunJin* You’ll stop complaining about this eventually…
JJ: Well tell me when that is….. You act like I want to do this!
HC: *grabs him* You will. Trust me… you will~
JJ: I’m not gay, in fact I think BoA is hot. I’d do her, I’m just playing hard to get with her!
Authoress 1: Are you sure JunJin?…. Fine I’ll call BoA. It’s either her or HeeChul. We’re hoping the latter.
HC: *frowning* You always call me a girl anyway… Why is it any different? *teary eyed*
Authoress 2: JunJin’s being a spoilsport… D: Don’t hurt HeeChul’s feelings this far into the game… Besides, it’s just getting good.
HC: thank…… you….? O.o
JJ: Why is everyone against me?
Authoress 1: Because you’re under my control and I say you’re about to get very horny.
JJ:O_O
Authoress 2: Don’t worry HeeChul, she’s good at writing yaoi. :D
JJ: I suppose you are close enough to a girl, HeeChul. Plus, I’ve always been curious as to how it would feel up someone’s ass.
HC: And I know the perfect ass to test it out on.
Authoresses: Good boys! *evil grins*
HC: *puts JunJin in him* No different, really, right?
Authoress 2: He says with a smile… *smirks @ A1*
JJ: *through a grimace* actually it’s a lot different. It’s a lot tighter.
Authoress 1: Aw, how sweet?….cute?….disturbing?….hot!
Authoress 2: I dunno what it would be either…
HC: But do you have any complaints?! *grins & kisses JunJin*
Authoress 2: flexible boy..
HC: *stare*….. *back to JunJin* I have no complaints… J
JJ: Authoress 1 made me horny, so no complaints here either.