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In My Dreams	By : ktekc Category: Casts RPF > LotR (all) > LotR (all) Views: 847 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know the celebrity I am writing about. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Dom hung up the phone and glanced at his watch. Holy Shit 5:00 he had been talking for eight hours. That had to have been the best conversation he had ever had with a woman before. He had never met a girl who was as comfortable talking about the war in Iraq as say. . . Chef’s Salty Chocolate Balls, always a favorite in Dom’s opinion. He was sitting back on the couch enjoying the glow of happiness when he noticed Elijah out of the corner of his eye pacing back and forth in the doorway. “What are you doing?”
“I’m bored.”
“Bored? Where’s your other half?”
“On the phone.”
“If he is on the phone shouldn’t you be tickling, licking and otherwise making a nuisance of yourself to distract him?” Funny yet disturbing to watch really.
“He took the cell and went into the bedroom for his call. Said it was about the future and he couldn’t be distracted.”
“You got kicked out?”
“Yeah, so as I said I’m bored.” He proceeded to chew a nail.
“Cut that out it’s gonna bleed! You don’t think he’s found a better Hobbit to Huggle do ya?” Dom was mentally congratulating himself on the use of the word huggle when he noticed Elijah’s eyes had gotten bigger and his lip began to quiver (Author mentally congratulates herself on the use of the word quiver in a non-smut story. GO ME. Author notices that it is probably annoying and ruining the flow of the story and continues) “Shit man, you know I’m kidding. He’s not with a better hobbit than you ‘Lij”
“How do you know?
“Easy, I’m not sleeping with him.”
“Funny, I’m serious. He could be.”
“Look at your options. He’s not with Merry, nor Pippin, trust me. Sam is out and Rosie is not his type. Unless you think the boy is bonking Bilbo I don’t think you have anything to worry about.” That should do it.
“I bet it’s a queer guy.”
“That would be kind of a given now wouldn’t it ‘Lij.” Elijah continued as if Dom hadn’t even made a wonderful joke. Which of course he hadn’t.
“I bet its Thom. He’s hot, he’s funny and he calls Jai Pumpkin’. That bitch!”
“Hey Hey Hey wait a minute. Aren’t we getting a bit carried away? Thom calls everyone Pumpkin’. Given the opportunity he would probably call the Pope Pumpkin’.” The younger man was still looking worried. Dom grabbed him and dragged him to the mirror on the opposite wall. Having quickly discovered that gay men. . . ok HIS gay men anyway tended to be rather narcissistic in the mornings he had come to the conclusion that if he ever wanted to take a shower before noon, the only full-length mirror in the house was NOT going to be in the bathroom. So he had moved it in here. He watched their reflections. Elijah was bringing a hand up to his mouth. Dom swatted it away” Don’t even try it. I’m surprised you have fingers left. Now look at yourself.”
“What am I looking for? I’ve seen it before.”
“Just listen cause I’m only complimenting you once. I see a handsome, talented young man. With blue eyes to die for and a cheeky grin. Not to mention you can practically fold yourself in half. Most people would kill for someone that flexible. Anyone who would cheat on that is nuts."
“You’re just saying that to make me feel better.”
“Yes, I am. Did it work?”
“Yeah. Playstation?”
“I’ll kick your ass little boy.”
They were about half an hour into male bonding when Sean walked in and they noticed that they were not alone. Having celebrity parents Sean learned early that you do not want to wake up in the morning and find yourself on TV staggering and mumbling Scottish drinking songs. Therefore, he had stayed over and was still there. Billy was by the window curled up in an armchair with his feet tucked under him reading a book (aawww). Orlando was on the floor wolfing down chips. He was actually taking turns between eating them and bouncing them off Elijah and Billy. ‘Lij was valiantly ignoring him. Billy would just pick them up and throw them right back at him. Orli was enjoying himself catching them in his mouth. This went on for about ten minutes or so when Dom noticed that they were his favorite B-B-Q Fritos that until that minute he had thought were safely hidden under his bed. He also noticed the fact that they were rapidly disappearing. “Hey! Slow down there Augustus Gloop, you don’t want to get stuck in the pipe.”
“Bite my Willy, Wonka.” With that, Elijah gave up all pretense of ignoring them and proceeded to fall in the floor in a fit of giggles and consequently lost the game.
“Damn it that’s not fair. Two out of three?”
Dom stood up and puffed his chest out. “Not a chance. I am the Playstation King!! You are my slave. You are not worthy to lick my controller. However, you may kiss my feet.” He bent down and removed a sock. He though Elijah would have actually done it too if Jai had not entered the room at that time. So instead, he jumped up and flung an arm around his boyfriend’s shoulders.
“How did it go? Everything all right? What’s with the suit?” For some reason Jai was in his Black Armani.
“Got something special planned. Go get dressed.” Lij headed to the bedroom with a puzzled look on his face. “Don’t you guys even ask I’m not telling.”
“Well while you’re not telling I’ll go get a soda. Anybody want?” He went into the kitchen and returned with cokes. They all sat in uncomfortable silence for a few minutes until Elijah came back to the sound of wolf whistles and catcalls.
“I tell you Jai you can dress him up but you just can’t take him anywhere.”
“Luckily Dom I’m not.”
“If we are not going anywhere why am I dressed up in this penguin suit?”
“I said I had something planned I never said we were going anywhere.” Jai motioned for Dom to move and set ‘Lij back on the couch. “I know we haven’t been together for very long. I want you to know I love you more than anything in the world and I never want to be without you.” He got down on his knee in front of him and pulled out a small box out of his pocket. Inside there was a men’s platinum band. “Elijah Jordan Wood would you make me the happiest man in the whole world and be my husband? Will you marry me ‘Lij?”
TBC . . .
Authors note: i borrowed the quote about willy wonka from an episode of will and grace. also in my little world any two people can get married anywhere in the world as long as they are both consenting adults and neither one is a barnyard animal.
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