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Shannon's Outrage	By : JeffAndShannon Category: WWF/WWE > General Views: 1487 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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To: JeffAndShannon

From: Kandiland

Subject: Re: Mobilizing the troops

Hey Jas, Front row tickets to Raw? Are you freggin kidding me? I’m so there dude! I’ll see what hiefhief I can create. (laughs evilly) Kandi

Jas grinned as she showed Esq and Eric the email. With HD and xtremediva checking out the Carolina gang in NC and Kandiland and Cat attending Raw and making initial contact, this should be great.

“You know, maybe if you let up on the stories, this thing wouldn’t go so far,” Eric pointed out then squealed when Esq pinched his arm.

“How many times do you and I have to debate this?” Esq frowned. “You said you were on the side of the First Amendment.”

“I am,” Eric shrugged. “But I’d hate it if she was writing slash about me.”

“Keep it up and I’ll write it,” Esq narrowed her eyes.

Jas giggled quietly not wanting to offend Eric. He’d been a hell of a ally to her and she was very grateful to have him.

“Hey, Jas,” Esq turned to her suddenly. “Shannon said he wouldn’t mind more het about him, right?”

“Yeah,” Jas frowned. “But you saw how that turned out in Shannon’s Request.”

“I did,” Esq nodded. “Unfortunate. But I read your reviews and one of them had a really good idea.”

Esq punched up the story and went to the review in question. Eric peeked over her shoulder and read carefully, then smirked.

“Yeah, that would conform to his specifications,” he nodded.

Jas looked over Esq’s other shoulder, read, then smiled. Time to write Chapter 2 of Shannon’s Request. Yes, this should be fun!

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"Damn her ass!" Prime complained. "She's got agents of her own here!"

"I knew she couldn't be trusted!" Shannon chimed in.

"Okay, what are we up to? Why is this war happening again?" Amy demanded. "She's writing some crappy slash fiction that's getting on Shannon's nerves, and something needs to be done about it!" Prime repeated loudly. Amy started laughing. "Now that I think about it, doesn't that sound a little childish?" she joked. "I think this is getting to be a war, and I don't want to be involved in a bar room brawl. But, I'll help." "I've got something for that Esquirella girl," Prime spoke before he began typing again. The reply straight to Esquirella had come up as follows:

To: Esquirella

From: Prime Time

Subject: Your idiocy is beyond belief!

You actually believed that I was making serious comments about WrestleMania and beating the living hell out of your slash queen friend? I wouldn't waste my time even doing that on my show! Esq, you should have never made that comment about Matt and Shannon's outfits, because now, we are on a watch for all girls in the area, plus those thugs. You should have never told us about these connections in the area. You should have avoided putting us on extra careful.

Amy and I were seriously going to negotiate fairly. Hell, a compromise could've probably been made! You think I don't know that if we completely get our order, all wrestling slash fiction could probably be destroyed? I'm not a mean ass, okay. But, now, I can't have any sort of slowdown, because you decided on being a bitch, you and your friend. Now, whoever your two new diplomatic friends are that'll be playing reps for the meet, I'm sure they hate us as much as you do. Well, let's see here: since you've decided to play the game of diss Bischoff, I'm going to beat you at it. If you're telling me Shannon's hiding like a coward and he isn't man enough to do anything, I hope you have the nerve to tell that to Crystal so she can hate your ass as much as this Omega Anders unit does. That would be the ultimate BURN! If I had Undertaker's po I w I would order all of you under black wedding or crucifixion.

Now, I'm giving you a last chance: can we settle this like ladies and gentlemen, or would you rather have us be Austin vs. McMahon?

-Prime

"So, she wants to play the diss Bischoff game, huh?" Prime said. "She's got her own ass covered in hell now!" With that he gave out a small triumphant laugh.

Shannon smirked.

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A few days later, Esq laughed after reading the email. Jas just watched her nervously from the bed. Esq felt bad for her roommate so she tried to calm her down.

“He’s got nothing, Jas,” she grinned. “We didn’t even tell him our contacts were the girls. But even if he knows they are girls, he’s still got nothing.”

Jas looked unconvinced, so Esq logged out of her own email and into Jas’. Noting a message from Kandi, Esq pulled her roommate over to the machine and opened it.

To: JeffAndShannon

From: Kandiland

Subject: Raw was AWESOME!

Dude,

That was so great. First I must say Cat is so great! I wish my mom was into wrestling! Anyway I thought I would do a little messing with Shane’s head since it was Raw and Shannon or Jeff wouldn’t be there. So I made sure I was decked out in Hurricane gear and I made a bunch of signs: Free Fanfic.net, Slash Forever, Hurricane: “Mending Hearts” everywhere, Leave Jas Alone!, We’re more than ready for Prime Time, and The Carolina boys fear Jas. I handed them out to people sitting around me and didn’t explain but I asked them to hold them up when Shane could see him during his match. And he got really distracted and lost the match, and I don’t think he was supposed to. So afterwards I waited with hoarhoards of people to watch as the wrestlers left. And I pushed my way up to the front, which was actually pretty easy when you’re 5 feet tall.

I had him sign my shirt and I was like “Yeah, I was in the front row tonight it’s a bummer about what happened.”

And he said “Yeah I know.”

Then I said, “What was up with those signs anyway.”

Then he said, “Yeah that sucked but it was my own fault I should know better by now than to let some signs get to me.”

Then I gave a smirk that would make HHH proud and I said “All the same though it would be a shame if it happened again, say next week or say on Velocity. Shannon seems to be having enough trouble lately for whatever reason.”

Then pretty much all the color drained from his face and he said “Wait a minute, who are you?”

I said “Oh just a friend, no one important.” And I turned and walked away but before I got to far I turned around and said “Don’t worry about losing Shane. I’m sure when you get home Matt can make it all better.”

And I winked at him and walked away. It was perfect. And I don’t think from what I said that they would think you had anything to do with it so I wouldn’t worry about that. In hindsight it might not have been my most intelligent idea but they are obviously still messing with you so why not mess with them right back. Keep me posted on what’s going on and I’ll help, but now Shane’s seen me so I am semi limited. But I’ll do what I can.

Kandi

“See?” Esq prodded. “They know they haven’t won anything.”

“I thought Shannon was supposed to be there,” Ally said. She’d been sitting quietly on the other bed while Esq tried to get Jas out of her rut.

Esq liked the girl now that she’d gotten to know her better. They hadn’t talked much before this whole mess began, but now they knew they had to work together so getting to know each other was an obvious by-product.

“Well, it looks like Prime made him sit that one out,” Esq shrugged. “Doesn’t matter anyway. The man’s marriage is a sham and now he knows that we know it. It’s his own fault for kissing Jeff in that airport. If he didn’t want anyone to know, he should have kept his hands to himself until he and Jeff were in the hotel. Really, if you think about it, he should be mad at himself most of all.”

Jas looked pensive and Esq knew she was getting through to her.

“Besides,” Ally joined in. “It’s not like anyone who read the story beforallyally believed you met Shannon and Jeff. If he just let everything go, none of this would have happened.”

“That’s true,” Jas said thoughtfully.

“And when he sees your next chapter of Shannon’s Request, he shouldn’t have anything to complain about,” Esq. Laughed. Ally joined her. “Now, I’ll just answer Prime Time’s lovely missive. I think it’s best to send Kandi and Cat to hear Amy and the kid out. Cat will keep the peace and Kandi will know how they want to infringe on rights. Still, it’s best to hear what they have to say before we decide anything. This argument could still be settled somewhat peacefully.”

“But she isn’t going to agree to be a doormat,” Ally insisted. “I won’t let them run over her writing like that.”

“Neither will the rest of us,” Esq assured her. “I do want to hear what Prime has in mind though.”

To: Prime Time

From: Esquirella

Subject: Let’s keep this professional, shall we?

Dear Prime,

You really need to calm down. My contacts were sent in response to your threats. Stop the threats and speak rationally and we won’t have any need for subversion. I really don’t care what Crystal thinks of us, as she and Shannon are only playing house anyway.

Shane has already met one of Jas’ representatives. True, the sign incident was unfortunate, but you did try to out Jas publicly when you came to Minnesota, so that required a small retaliation. Rest assured that nothing further will happen at any WWE shows until after the negotiations, and then only if the talks don’t go well.

Please be advised that we will not “ask for direction” in the talks. They will be done on equal terms with equal sides. We are willing to entertain thoughts and suggestions, but we will not take orders. This isn’t a surrender, but a diplomatic meeting.

Our representatives are not going to meet you in WWE’s Stamford location. Sorry, but that’s tipping the scale too far in your favor. They’re willing to meet you in California or Washington DC. (These are neutral locations for all involved.)

I look forward to your response.

~Esq

“Now we can set the peace talks up and see what Shannon’s side has to say,” Esq shrugged.

Jas and Ally exchanged skeptical looks.
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