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Never get drunk in Vegas	By : jaymclg Category: Individual Celebrities > Zac Efron Views: 3245 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I have never met nor do I know Nikki Blonsky, Zac Efron, Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox or any other famous people. I own the plot and any characters of my own creation. I make no profit is for entertainment and is fiction none of this happene

Chapter List
- 1-One
- 2-Two
- 3-Three
- 4-Four
- 5-Five
- 6-Six
- 7-Seven
- 8-Eight
- 9-Nine
- 10-Ten
- 11-Eleven
- 12-Twelve
- 13-Thirteen
- 14-Fourteen
- 15-Fifteen
- 16-Sixteen
- 17-Seventeen
- 18-Eighteen
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Never Get Drunk In Vegas
Shia watched as she looked around the bedroom and blushed brightly and wrinkled her nose as she took in the state which was the bed from his and Nikki’s tumble beneath the sheets the previous evening. He could tell she was more than aware of what had caused the bed to be in such disarray. It made him wish that either he or Nikki had straightened the bed up before the other two had arrived.
Shia sighed and knew she would freak just knew it and with good reason as soon as she saw his wedding band. Here she was less than two days since she had walked in on her fiancée letting some blonde, far too orange skank ride him like a pro. Now here he was about to tell her he was married but was not intending to remain as such. He knew she would hate him just a little bit for this, realised he was as good as rubbing her own failed relationship and engagement in her face. In short, mocking the situation which she had endured.
So it was with dread that he handed her the piece of paper, which was his marriage certificate signed by both himself and Nikki. He made sure to hand it over with his left hand making sure that she would get a clear view of his wedding band. The evidence would speak for itself, cowardly, yes he knew. However, saying those words in front of her in his opinion would make it so much worse and could not bear to utter such words to his best friend who had end up throwing her engagement ring back at her cheating lover.
Megan frowned as he handed her the piece of paper and noted how ill and guilty he looked. She had never seen such guilt on his face before, it in fact was practically rolling off of him in waves. The reason for his guilty expression and actions become very clear as she did a double take back to his left hand he had used to hand her the paper with. She gasped and placed a hand over her mouth as she eyed the golden band encircling his left ring finger.
Her voice trembled as she lowered her hand from her mouth and choked out, “Please tell me this you're idea of a fucking Joke as I know you are not that insensitive to marry so fucking soon after what happened to me.” Shia replied, “Your right, I am not that insensitive or as big an asshole to do such a thing to you, at least not sober to the point I am aware of what I am doing.” He lifted his left hand and added, “Sorry, but yeah I assure you it is very real, no joke. Above all it is legal and binding or at least it will be until I and Nikki are granted a divorce when we return to LA.”
Megan took several steps back away from him, quickly fleeing to the other side of the bedroom, otherwise end up inserting her fist into the middle of his face. She was seething beyond anything she had felt since Brian cheated on her. She unfolded the paper and quickly scanned it, it being a marriage certificate she realised, complete with both his and Nikki’s signatures, officially sealing the deal making them man and wife, Mr and Mrs Shia LaBeouf.
Shia sighed and nodded knowingly as he watched her practically bolt to the other side of the bedroom far from him. He said, “Yeah, I figure you are highly tempted to punch me in the face.” He snorted and rolled his eyes as he added, “You are not the first this morning either, Nikki had to keep the trolley between her and me and the couch as she was tempted to punch me in the face as well. Even went as far to say she was barely resisting the urge to not make me wear hot coffee.”
Megan inwardly snorted at this, god what were the odds that Shia even managed to piss off his new wife to the point that she wanted to rearrange his face and throw hot coffee at him after not even twenty-four hours of marriage. Only Shia could have that affect on someone after such a short amount of time, it was a gift, a very annoying and undesirable gift. A gift he would use with relish and without remorse if you pissed him off or he just plain did not like you. She understood what Nikki must have felt perfectly, having also felt such urges when she had first worked with him and before they had become best friends.
Just as Megan opened her mouth to give her less then glowing opinion they both froze as they turned to face the bedroom door as they heard Nikki screech, “Back the hell off Zac.” They could clearly hear just how pissed off Zac had become and how distressed Nikki truly was. Shia winced knowing Nikki was reacting even more badly then she had when they had talked about her possibly being pregnant.
They heard him bark in return, “Like hell I will, do you not care or respect me Nik?” He all but screamed in rage, “Do you not care that not thirty-six hours ago my now ex-fiancée fucking ditched me at the altar in front of all my friends and family, humiliating me and breaking my heart in the process as she does a runner with that ferret faced douche bag who was supposed to be a friend?”
Shia and Megan shared a wide-eyed glance as they continued to listen, knowing it was wrong to listen in, regardless of how loud they were being it was just too much to resist. What they heard him yell next had Megan’s eyes bugging and Shia blushing and refusing to meet Megan’s gaze out of guilt, Efron was saying it as it was pure and simple as that, Shia mused unhappily.
They heard him yell, “Do either you or LaBeouf care that Megan and I were left and hurt by those that we loved, that we thought we were going to marry. Do neither of you care that you are as good as mocking what pain both she and I feel?” He continued to rant, “By wanting to divorce and get out of a marriage, marriage both she and I wanted to others. And you two just head to your lawyers when you get home as if you were going to merely pay off a debut and not end a marriage.”
They could hear the seething rage and disgust in his voice. Megan could not help but wholeheartedly agree with what he said next as they listened as he concluded, both stunned by his words. “Marriage is not something you can just temporarily try on for size after drunken stupidity, it is not something you can just throw aside because you do not like the person you married. Being actually sober and knowing who you’re marrying and wanting to be married to that one person is the whole fucking point of the matter Nik.”
What he said next had Megan’s eyes widening in disbelief as she turned to face Shia, who looked more than a little disturbed. “Not only that, you say you have no idea whatsoever if you have both gone and created another innocent life in the process of your drunken screwing, that is charming Nik, just fucking charming. I cannot wrap my head around the fact that you could be so damn irresponsible this is not like you Nikki, not like you at all.”
They listened closely for a second when it became silent, before Zac finally said in a softer tone, “I am going to cut you some slack here Nik only because you are my best friend and I love you, only because if it weren’t for you I know I would without a doubt be in hospital now having my stomach pumped due to alcohol poising. If it weren’t for you dragging me here this weekend and distracting me I know I would have gone off at the deep end for certain.”
Shia and Megan shared a stunned glance, Zac just admit out loud how much Nikki was his best friend that he loved her that he was cutting her some slack only because she had obviously prevented him from drinking himself to the point of poisoning and needing a stomach pump. They shook their heads and sighed as they realised just how bad what Vanessa and Lucas had done to him had seriously hit him.
They listened as he concluded, “Now I am going to continue to be even more distracted and help you out here with whatever you decide to do. Just know this Nik, I do not approve of what you going to do I will not ever forget what you have done, not ever. However, I can forgive you, knowing you have not done this to hurt me or make a mockery out of what I have been forced to endure these last two and a half days.”
They continued to share a stunned glance as they heard Nikki sobbing and say to Zac, “I am so sorry I swear I never meant for any of this to happen you’re my best friend and I love you to.” Megan smiled slightly as she heard Zac call Nikki by a very affectionate name, a name she knew was from them playing Link and Tracy in Hairspray. She could tell by the look on Shia’s face that he understood the meaning behind the name as well. “I know you did not Doll face, I promise I will help you get through this, we’ll take it all as it comes.”
Megan nodded silently realising he was right. Nikki needed Zac right then, but Shia was definitely going to need her. She also agreed that helping Shia would distract her from her heartache over what Brian had done. She knew Zac would do the same with Nikki to distract himself from his own issues and heartbreak. She knew now after all she had just heard that Zac loved Nikki like she loved Shia.
Megan said to Shia, “Zac made more than a few fare points there, meaning I am going to also cut you a little slack. You are an asshole but you are not a malicious one, I know you and Nikki did not do this hurt me and Zac.” She added, “You’re my best friend and you know I love you to death, plus in a way you’re doing me a favour believe it or not. Dealing with you and your shit means I do not have to think of or deal with my own broken engagement and disaster of a love life.”
She told him, “I do not agree nor approve of you wanting to get a divorce especially after only being married for less than twenty-four hours. I will be honest with you, if it were up to me then you two would remain married. And if she is somehow pregnant I would force you to remain married for so long before giving you a divorce.” She concluded, “What if she is pregnant, what are you going to do leave her to raise it herself, are you not going to want to have anything to do with your own flesh and blood for crying out fucking loud, Shia?”
Shia hissed irritably as he said, “We don’t know for sure whether she is or not, I figured it is too soon to tell.” He added, “Although, she did say it was a high possibility, said the women in her family on her mom’s side of the family are very fertile, that they become pregnant with ease. That alone makes me want to fucking hurl, Megs.”
Megan sighed before revealing what she did knowing he would not like it. “I read on several different sites once when I thought I may have been pregnant, that it said that a blood pregnancy test can be accurate as early as eight to ten days after conception, while a urine pregnancy test can be accurate as early as ten to fourteen days following conception.” She added, “So it is early, but not as early as you would imagine.”
She concluded, “Did she say when her next period is due.” Shia replied, looking seriously uncomfortable, “She said that she wasn’t due for another two weeks, said she suspects that the two weeks leading up to her next period are most likely the most fertile she is during the month. Trust my fucking luck that I more likely than not ended up having unprotected sex with a woman when at her most fertile.”
Shia shifted uncomfortably hardly believing he was discussing such a thing with Megan, or anyone for that matter, his morning had gone way down hill and could see the rest of the month doing the same. While he was mentally bemoaning the entire situation Megan grimaced as she eyed her friend in sympathy as she thought about what he said about his luck and Nikki being at her most fertile. She was willing to wager that her best friend would be somebody’s father by this time next year, it was like a feeling deep down.
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