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Shannon's Outrage	By : JeffAndShannon Category: WWF/WWE > General Views: 1487 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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After seeing the response from Esquirella, Prime Time was pleased with himself at the good job he had done. Now, he had a few new pieces of business in order. First of all, he added a little something to his pen name. Secondly, he observed his new fiction, “WWE Intergender Survivor Series”. He saw that it got more reviews than the two chapters that were already done to it, and he was delighted. During his time off, there was work done on that story. Shannon was smirking about it, as he knew that he was faithful to his wife in that particular story. Now, the third piece of business: respond to Esquirella's message.

To: Esquirella

From: Prime Time, Legend Champion

Subject: Yes, we shall keep it professional

Dear Esquirella,

Let me get this straight; did I really read that? Are you willing to put grudges aside and go into doing business with us, for once? Thank you very much! Whoo hoo!

Anyway, let me get serious. I'm seriously looking forward to meeting your side's diplomats. This is exactly why I got involved in this in the first place. Now, can I begin to tell you something?

First of all, let me get this straight: I am not a tool for Shannon Moore. I'm only helping him out here. If you didn't know, I happen to be the head man of my side since I've come in up to this point. He did not tell me to enter. I entered on my own. Shannon is very flattered that you think he's being a big boss man around these parts, but the absolute truth of the matter is, that thought is out of the league of sane thinking.

Secondly, Washington DC is out of the question, as is California. We do not wish to risk actually discussing this matter in front of the President of the United States or GoverTermTerminator, now do we? Rather, I am thinking Washington, but more along the lines of Seattle, Washington. That is very northwestern and cold, but that would be a better choice than your two recent suggestions. Or, we could take it at St. Louis or Jefferson City, Missouri. I don't know, these are just off the top of my head. Please excuse me if they don't appeal to you at all.

And, as far as the third thing goes, just what do you mean when you say that Shannon and Crystal Moore are, to quote, "only playing house anyway"? Last I recall, they were a married couple. And faking that would be lying every single day of your life, and if I know my friends behind me here, they would not do that.

Looking forward to your next beautiful response,

-Prime Time

P.S. What's to say that YOU aren't taking orders from JAS?

Shannon looked a little nervous as Prime Time was typing. "What's the problem?" Prime asked. "There's this serious case you just wrote in there,” Shannon spoke. “If you hear the answer from their side, you'll never trust me again." "Go on," Prime beckoned, obviously interested in this sudden news flash. "We perform slash fakes and pretend to be what the slash people write us as so we don't go insane, and it's usually secluded so nobody thinks we're gay," Shannon admitted. “But once, it wound up at that airport where we found Jas. I have no definitive idea, but I think she saw us." Jeff sighed, shook his head and placed a hand on his forehead. "Wow. You're a dead man," Prime Time sighed.

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Jeff pulled Shannon aside when Amy, Matt and Shane drew Prime Time’s attention away.

“Why did you tell him that?” he asked in a low voice.

“Jas and her side will tell him what they saw anyway,” Shannon reasoned. “Look, he’s representing us. He has to know.”

“But you still didn’t tell him everything,” Jeff raised an eyebrow. “He thinks we’re faking.”

“We can’t let the truth get out!” Shannon hissed. “Think what it would do to our reputations!”

“I agree,” Jeff replied. “But this ain’t much better.”

Shannon looked back over to the kid at the computer. He was deep in conversation with Amy now over Peace Talk strategy. That would likely be their only hope of keeping things out of the public arena, especially in light of Shane’s recent experience. That had to be avoided at all costs in the future.

“I trust him to be discreet,” he finally whispered to Jeff. “He wouldn’t have come this way if he didn’t want to help us. Anyway, he’s been nothing but helpful since he got here and I don’t want that one little fact to put a crimp on things here. He’s not going to do anything to hurt us.”

“I hope you’re right,” Jeff replied, turning his own attention to Prime Time.

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Jas frowned at the email Esq showed her on the screen. It seemed that Prime Time was much too pleased with himself these days. The President or Arnold Schwarzenegger? And what the hell was a “Legend Champion” anyway? The kid’s got a sense of humor, she guessed. Well, he, Amy, Cat and Kandi would be meeting soon. But she had no intention of sending them up into Seattle for the talks. Esq agreed and they came up with a few more locations to email Prime Time.

The day seemed to be dragging as far as Jas was concerned. She didn’t like to leave the dorm anymore unless she had to. Who knew if Shannon wasn’t bluffing and she’d run smack into one of his allies. She knew it wouldn’t be Jeff, though, as her friends had verified who was in Jeff’s house at the moment planning with Prime Time.

“Well, it looks like Shannon wasn’t thrilled with your latest chapter of ‘Shannon’s Request’ judging by his review,” Esq chuckled.

“Would YOU be thrilled, if you were him?” Jas laughed. “Mae Young doesn’t exactly draw the young male demographic to the TV.”

“You have me there.”

“Should we wait to respond?”

“Why wait?” Esq shrugged as she pulled up a blank email. “They’re all there now, so we can be sure they can see the email and agree on a meeting place. I don’t think delaying the peace talks will help either side.”

To: Prime Time

From: Esquirella

Subject: Re: Yes, we shall keep it professional

Dear Prime,

You have to be kidding me. I am NOT adding “Legend Champion” to your name unless you add “Legend Killer” to mine.

Seattle is out. Jas thinks it would be unfair to make our reps go there. We have the following counter suggestions: Pittsburgh, PA or Boston, MA. Do these suit? Let us know, as Jas and I are making their travel aremenements.

Let’s not dwell on the subject of Shannon’s “marriage” as you obviously don’t believe Jas saw what she did and I have no desire to argue on it. She saw what she saw, others who live in their own hometowns have seen other indications. Suffice it to say, we have drawn our own conclusions.

Jas doesn’t need to give me orders. I’m her friend and have only her best interests at heart. As do Ally, Hearts Desire, Cat Lea Takersdarkone, kandiland and xtremediva. We didn’t start this conflict. Shannon did. No one would have taken that story seriously and things would have remained normal if he just ignored it.

You do realize there are many more slash fiction authors out there besides us, don’t you? Trust me, no matter what happens here, Shannon will not be safe from slash. But we enter these negotiations in good faith to hear what your side proposes.

I don’t know exactly what you saw in my last email, but I’m not planning on capitulating to anything. We aren’t “doing business.” We’re hearing each other out to try to settle matters peacefully. The fact that we have to hold these talks at all means no one’s put any grudges aside, least of all your friend, Shannon.

So, it is “out of the league of sane thinking” for Shannon, a grown man by all accounts, to be able to handle his own affairs, huh? Well, thank God YOU’RE there to wisely guide him through. By the way, congratulations on assuming your role as “headman”. Good luck with that job description, dude.

Sweetly, Esq

Jas shook her head as Esq clicked “send” to get the message to Prime Time. “You two need to learn to coexist.”

“Oh, we have a love-hate relationship,” Esq waved it off. “He’s a good writer. I just object to the company he’s keeping.”

“Well, here’s hoping we can get this peace meeting off the ground already,” Jas sighed.
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