In My Dreams | By : ktekc Category: Casts RPF > LotR (all) > LotR (all) Views: 847 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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Six months later:
Dom flopped down on his bed and looked at the alarm clock. 4:23. The wedding was less than ten hours away. He was exhausted, more than a little drunk and there were about twenty-five people passed out everywhere in his house. However, it was one hell of a bachelor party. He managed to actually get his room to himself and was sprawled across the whole king size bed. Emily didn’t want to be anywhere near this house tonight. She had told him so. He knew Billy; his roommate of three months was entertaining someone. Since ‘Lij’s house had become wedding planner central he had gotten his own place. Billy had moved in a few months later. Had to be near his new man. It was interesting how they had gotten together but Dom really wished he had not been there at the time.
Jai’s “boys” must have been on alert because less than 24 hours after he had popped the question, they arrived. En force. At about 1:30 in the morning. Dom had met all of them before except Kyan. He had never managed to be in the same place at the same time. Everyone just about slept where they fell that night. The next morning Dom was heading to the bathroom for his morning grooming when the grooming guru himself, Kyan asked if he minded sharing a mirror. Dom is nice and friendly, (even in the morning) so readily agreed even thought he had known the man less than eight hours. Everything was going all right, the basics, to pluck or not to pluck, ‘What do you think of this product?’, ‘that eyeliner looks great on you’, you know girl stuff. That was until it came time to shave. Kyan was just staring at him. Apparently, Dom had been doing it wrong for twelve years. He was somewhere between the shocked gasp and “at least get your face wet before you run that disposable weed whacker over it”, when the door opened. “Well Dommie, I’ve told you a thousand times you’re going to rip your face off shaving like that. At last, someone agrees with me. Here like this. May I?” He looked to Kyan and gestured to the razor hanging loosely from his fingers.
“Huh? Oh yeah, sure. Here” He handed it over to Billy who sat it on the counter. Billy squirted a handful of warm shaving cream from the heated dispenser on the counter into his hand and proceeded to lather up Kyan’s face. He then slowly and carefully shaved the other mans face perfectly.
“You see Dommie, that way there is no need to dress to match the toilet paper on your face. But the best part is it leaves you baby smooth.” He then leaned in and nuzzled the still silent man’s cheek. “Mmmm, yep baby smooth. You think you can handle that on your own Dom?” He then reached behind them and grabbed his watch off the back of the sink. The reason he had come in there in the first place. And strolled out the door.
“I’m guessing that was Billy?”
“That’s our boy.”
“Certainly knows how to make a first impression.” Kyan still looked dazed but seemed to be recovering.
“You should see him when he’s actually awake. Would you excuse me?” Dom went into the hallway and ran into Billy who looked disappointed.
“Oh its you Dom.” He was eying the door behind him.
“What the hell was that all about Bill?”
“Whatever do you mean Dom?” Dom was not buying the innocent act. Although Billy was usually really good at it, he was still eying the bathroom door.
“Don’t give me that look it may work on Pete but not on me. You know what I mean. I’m going to rip my face off? You shave the same way I do!! I’ve even seen you shave with Sting when we were late on set one morning!”
“Yes but I do know how to do it correctly if I have to. The difference is I need incentive to do it right.” He cast another glance at the bathroom door. Incentive? Oh!
“Billy you whore!”
“I try.”
“I’ll leave you to it then.” As Dom walked off, he heard the door open and close. He noticed Elijah heading that way. “I wouldn’t go in there if I were you.”
“Why not?”
“Be vewwy vewy quiet, Billy’s hunting Kyan.”
“That was good Dom but Elmer Fudd’s not British. Kyan? Good for him it’s about time he got some. And he went off whistling to himself. Whatever Billy had done, it must have been good because the next time he had seen Kyan he still looked dazed and was muttering something about chest hair and straight razors. Billy was walking around like the cat that ate the whole damn aviary. They had been together ever since.
Dom tried to block out of his mind whatever might be going on in the room next door and get some sleep. 5:12. Tonight had been fun but he had to sleep.
The planning had gone all right. The couple were kind of making it up as they went along. They tried to stay with some traditions. Neither however, wanted to be ‘given away’. Jai’s take on the whole thing was he did the asking so Elijah should be the one. Elijah’s only comment had been “I’m not a damn girl!” Therefore, that bit of tradition had been dropped. The bachelor party though was something they both wanted. So they each got one thrown by their respective groups. You would think Lij’s party would have been the best. They were at their favorite bar drinking, playing pool and reminiscing. They were discussing how Jai was probably bored out of his mind drinking champagne, listening to jazz and talking ‘shop’ when Billy’s cell rang.
“Hello?”
“Billy you guys have to get over here.”
“Ky? Why? I can barely hear you. Are those wolf whistles?” Their party sounded interesting after all.
“Yeah, Ted arranged for some entertainment for the evening. You have to see it.”
“You know they are not supposed to see each other until tomorrow. Tradition”
“Come on tradition? Give me a break you know it’s not as if our two blushing brides are going to be decked out in white tomorrow or anything. We’re not really going by the book here. Well not Martha Stuarts book anyway. Get over here!” Sounded interesting.
“Something good?”
“I’ll give you two hints. Chip and Dale. Oh yeah and it has nothing to do with Disney. He was considerate there are even naked girls for the straight guys. Get your asses over here.” So they had ended up all at one party. The original plan had been for their group to end up at his house. And the other group at their house. However once the grooms got together no one wanted to be in the same house with them so they had promised them a wakeup call and had all ended up here. 5:31. Damn he had to get some sleep.
TBC. . .
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