Monaco Jet Set Chronicles

Andrea smiled as he looked at the name on the chocolate tablet his grandfather had just given him - GODIVA, the name of the lady who rode naked through her town to make her husband forgive the poor their taxes... who cares what the purpose was, he thought, I got my own Godiva tonight hehe. Rainier had gone to bed and everything was silent in the Palace. He had but to wait for his lovesome, who would soon be arriving for a good night of love and sex... and she'd asked for it, can you believe it?! Suddenly, a bell rang.

Andrea immediately recognized the ring as that of the "private door", the one the Princely Family could answer directly, as whoever rang at it would already have passed bodyguards. At this time, anyway, it could be no-one else. So Andrea widely opened the door and said "Bienvenue, mon amour"

"FUCK OFF, ANDY!", followed by huge laughter, was the surprising answer given by the person at the door. Blond, yes, but no Amazon, no sire... No womanly silhouette either, only a pair of glasses, some acne and a funny smiling face. Voilà Pierre.

"Er... what?! You?!!?!"

"Yeah, Andy, I happen to be part of the family remember? By the way, nice way of welcoming me, but, well, see, I'm your brother, it's ok to love me - AS BROTHERS THAT IS. Just don't ya think that mon-amour is a bit to intimate for, you know, two MALE brothers?"

"Pierre, come on!" Andy had to grin a bit "It wasn't for you, I mean... I didn't know you weren't home and..."

"OOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhh, ok... don't tell me anything. By the way, I had told you I was going to a friend's birthday party... anyway I left earlier; it was all soooooooo boring, no girls! He must be gay, for sure..." at this point Pierre, who has a great sense of humour, patted Andrea and said "well maybe I can ask him over and you can play your 'Andy the lovesome butler' sketch, when he knocks!"

"Pierre, grow up! Come on, anyway I have to wait for someone but in the meantime let's play some game on the Playstation, once you're home... yeah cause there's someone who won't give me the passwords so I can play when Monsieur is out!"

"Course not, Andy, you'd go filling all the places in the best scores and I wouldn't be able to leave a landmark on the universe of videogames!"

"Ta gueule, Pierrot, come along! Gramps gave me some chocolate!"

And the two brothers went to play with their Playstation, Andrea forgetting to worry about Pierre's presence once Valentine arrived; Pierre far from imagining that the awaited visitor was not one of the sluts Andrea used to pick at discos, but someone he quite fancied and who had been oddly nice to him recently, at the Jumping....