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Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous	By : Elocin Category: Reality TV > American Idol/Pop Idol Views: 3361 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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CHAPTER 13
"So you're going to sing the high part, right?" Kelly asks, her yellow highlighter hovering over the page.
"Yeah." Five seconds after we set foot in the hotel, Nigel Lythgoe came rushing up to us, shoved some papers and a CD in our hands and told us to learn the song by tomorrow. Apparently Fantasia was 'sick' and couldn't make it so they were desperately trying to fill the gaps in the show. So Kelly and I have been locked in her hotel room ever since. Not that that's a problem, it's just that there are things I'd rather be doing in a locked hotel room with Kelly.
"They couldn't have chosen a more inappropriate song for us to sing." I mutter, reading over the lyrics. We're going to singing More Than Words by Extreme. What gave them the idea to give us an song that's done acoustically, I'll never know.
"Why? It's originally sung by two guys, it's not like we'll be singing it to each other." Oh Kelly, so innocent.
"It's more of the meaning behind the lyrics, honey." Honey? What? Did I just call her honey?
"What meaning?" I shouldn't tell her, she won't be able to stop thinking about it if I do.
"Nothing. It doesn't matter. Let's just get back to rehearsing."
She shakes my arm. "Tell me."
"No."
"Tell me." Oh hell, she's not going to let it go.
"It's about oral sex, alright?"
Well…at least she's stopped shaking me. "What? But it's…"
"Yeah, I know on the surface it's a harmless little love song but it’s really about headjobs."
"Diana, we can't sing this!" I knew she'd freak.
"Why not?"
"Because we do that!"
"So? It's not like anybody actually knows about us. It's just a song, Kel."
"But I won't be able to stop thinking about it. I'll just have to look at you and I'll go all red and everyone will know!" I knew I shouldn't have told her.
I move behind her on the bed and rub her shoulders. "Relax baby. We'll just have to practice it tonight and get it out of our systems and then when we do it tomorrow it will be perfect." Provided nothing goes wrong, which it most likely will. I have a hundred dollar bet going with Kelly that my IEM will go out at least once.
"Okay, you're right. So totally right." She cocks her head to the side. "Do you hear that?"
"Hear what?"
"That. It's like a chirping or something."
Oh Kelly, it's probably just the voices in your head again. Kelly's a little bit crazy but so am I, we're the same kind of crazy, so it works out perfectly.
She gets up off the bed to investigate. "It sounds like it's coming from over here." She creeps closer to the wall, near the doors leading out to the balcony, and pulls back the curtain and squeals.
"What is it?"
"Aw. It's just a frog. For a second there I thought it was a giant bug." She rolls up her lyrics sheet.
I creep up behind her to get a better look. "What are you doing? Don’t touch it."
"I'm going to put it outside."
"Why don't you just call and get someone from the hotel to take care of it?" It's not even one of those cute little green frogs. It's ugly and brown. I think it's evil.
"They might hurt it." She opens the door to the balcony. "I'm just going to make him go out. He's harmless."
I press myself up against her back. "Are you sure? What if it's poisonous?" She stiffens up.
"Do they have poisonous frogs here?" She asks apprehensively.
"I don't know. Why are you asking me?"
I move away and hide behind an armchair, way out of jumping distance. I don't like the way that frog was looking at me.
Kelly looks behind her and notices that I'm not there. "Hey! I thought you were going to back me up."
I poke my head over the top of the chair. "I am. I right behind you, just a little further away."
She rolls her eyes and prods the frog with her rolled up paper to get it to move and it does, it jumps right onto her arm.
"SHIT! GET IT OFF ME! DIANA!" She screams and jumps around, trying to hit the frog off her arm. Oh shit, this is the funniest thing I have ever seen, I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard. I wish I got it on tape, I could have sent it into America's Funniest Homes Videos.
"Oh God, it's poisoned me. I'm going to die. I'm going to die and you're laughing at me." Kelly stands over me as I roll around on the floor laughing, I can't stop. I try to tell her that she's not going to die but I can't stop laughing. Oh, fuck that was funny.
"I…fuck…sorry." I gasp out between giggles. I have tears, tears from laughing so hard. "Go…go wash your arm."
Kelly lets out a whine and runs off to the bathroom and I still can't get up. Brilliant.
TBC
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