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Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous	By : Elocin Category: Reality TV > American Idol/Pop Idol Views: 3361 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Sorry this has taken so long, I've been out of the country.

CHAPTER 19

First of all, ow, that sun is really, really bright, it's probably best if I keep my eyes closed for now. Secondly, what the fuck am I doing sleeping in a deckchair, a strangely overcrowded deckchair at that.

I crack open an eye, blonde hair to the left of me, blonde hair to the right. I know that the one on the right is Kelly, she's got my thumb in a firm grip between her teeth. So that must mean that the one on the left is…Carrie? I vaguely recall her jumping in the pool with Kelly and I. Fuck, if we had a threesome last night and I can't remember it I'm going to be royally pissed. But it kinda looks like we have all of our clothes on and everyone knows that you can't have fun with your clothes on. Unless you're at Disneyland, that place is fun whether you're naked or not. Actually, it would probably be best not to be naked at Disneyland, imagine going on the tea cup ride, there would be body parts flying everywhere. Someone could lose an eye!

Okay, which one of them is groping my boob? Because I am starting to get so turned on.

"What the heck?" I hear Carrie groan and feel the hand quickly release it's grip on my boob. Damn. I feign being asleep as Carrie, ever so slowly tries to get away without waking us up. I hear her mutter something else and feel cool metal slip around my wrist. Oh my god she's handcuffing me, that fucking bitch! Oh no, wait, she was just putting my watch back on me. That's sweet.

So I guess I'm going to have to wait for Kelly to wake up. I'd wake her up myself but she gets really bitchy when she gets woken up before she's ready. So I'm stuck here. I wonder if I can lick my own nipples? Probably not, if I had Kelly's monstrous tongue I could. I wonder if Kelly can lick her own nipples, I bet she can't, her boobs aren't big enough. Her tongue and my boobs would be a perfect combination.

I'm so freaking bored, I wish that I could just go back to sleep but I'd prefer to be doing that in my hotel room, even more preferably Kelly's room. How the fuck did we spend the whole night sleeping in a deckchair? At the very least Jason should have come to find Kelly. Whatever, my back's starting to hurt.

Kelly's hand twitches on my stomach, she might be waking up or she might just be having a bad dream, you can never really tell with her.

"Ahhh, too bright." She groans. I guess she was waking up.

"My thoughts exactly baby. You wouldn't happen to remember how we ended up falling asleep in a deckchair, would you?"

She nuzzles her head deeper against my neck.

"No. Why am I all wet?"

"You jumped in the pool again."

"Oh. I really should have known that by now, huh?"

"Yep." For some reason whenever Kelly's drunk she has a strange fascination with any body of water that happens to be around. One night she spent half an hour splashing around in a fountain. Crazy girl. I swear she'll end up drowning one day, that would be very Jeff Buckley of her.

"What are we going to do today?" I ask, we really should be getting up and going to our respective rooms but that would require moving and that would be baaaaaad.

"We could go the beach." Kelly suggests.

"We could but you ain't getting me in the water."

She tugs on the bottom of my damp shirt. "Why not? You aren't scared of sharks, are you?"

"No, don't be stupid. I'm scarred of dolphins. And sea snakes, I hate those fuckers."

Kelly laughs, she obviously doesn't realize how dangerous sea snakes can be. "You're afraid of Flipper!" Oh, that's what she's laughing about.

"It's not funny Kelly. Did you know that, other than humans, dolphins are the only animals that kill for fun? It's true I saw it on Animal Planet. Plus the males gang rape the females all the time. Our playful friends in the sea, my ass."

"But you're not a dolphin." Really? Thanks for clearing that up for me babe.

"So?"

"So they're not going to rape you."

"It's the principal of the thing, Kelly, everyone thinks that dolphins are all happy and playful and harmless but they're not. One day they're going to emerge from the sea and take over the world like in that episode of The Simpsons." Okay, so maybe that last part was a little dramatic but it could still happen.

"If you say so baby." Kelly sighs.

"I do say so. Did we just have a two minute conversation about my fear of dolphins?"

"Uh-huh. We suck."

"No, you suck, I blow."

"That doesn't make any sense."

"Not to you maybe."

"What?"

"I don't know. We should go inside."

"Uh-huh." Kelly mumbles, snuggling even closer to me.

"That would require us moving at some point." I remind her.

"I know. But I'm comfortable."

"I'm not." It's too sunny and the arm of the chair is digging into my back. And I think I'm getting a cold from sleeping outside in wet clothes all night. This is turning out to be the best weekend ever.

TBC
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