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Foretold Future	By : Redneckgirl Category: WWF/WWE > Het - Male/Female Views: 1639 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know the celebrities of WWE/WWF. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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‘Well as I live and breathe, I never thought I’d see the day. Come here gorgeous gimmie a hug’ said Andrew aka ‘The Bullet’, former producer of The Hardy show and still close friend to the core group as Sam opened Shannon’s front door shouting ‘IT’S CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKER!’ loudly as soon as she saw him. It was the first time he’d seen her since her growing recovery, and it really had shocked him at how much she’d changed.

‘How you doin’ bro?’ she asked, hugging him back and feeling a little squashed.

‘I’m great hon’ he said as he felt his eardrums burst at the noise coming from the kitchen.

‘THE BULLET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ Nadine roared, running from the kitchen and jumping on him. Even though she hadn’t been with Shannon when he was still working on the show he’d visited the boys since many times and had got to know him that way.

‘Hey baby’ he said, giving her a hug and then also being welcomed by two new residents to the house. The dog count was now up to five after Nadine had been to the dog and cat rescue sanctuary with her mom, who wanted to a dog for a bit more company than the six cats who hardly ever came home anymore now she’d moved from the trailer park. And when she’d seen them, a gorgeous yellow Labrador and German Shepherd who’d sadly been abandoned when their owners moved out of state she just couldn’t resist but to take their picture and send it to Shannon with ‘Please?’ underneath it. It had taken a lot of pestering, but in the end he’d caved in and allowed the two comically named dogs (Tango and Cash) to become the newest residents of the Moore/Jackson household.

‘More pets? Shit you guys’ll have a zoo before long! And there’s another one!’ he said as Shannon walked down the stairs with a corn snake wrapped around his arm.

‘What, Shannon or the snake?’ joked Sam, earning a slap around the head from him as he almost fell over Tango, the gargantuan German Shepherd.

‘Can it Kiwi’ he replied before ushering Andrew through into the kitchen and sliding a beer down the end of the counter for him to catch. And after he’d caught up with Shannon he wanted to sit down and have a real conversation with Sam for the first time. He was one of the few people outside the core group and Nadine and Shannon’s family to know what had happened to the girls.

‘So can you describe what it was like? Do you remember the last six years clearly? I’m guessing you do remember some of it since you obviously knew who I was at the front door’ said Andrew, fussing Oz who was sat on top of his feet. The first thing he noticed that slightly contradicted his loud welcome was how quietly spoken she was, but still forceful in her words when she needed to express something.

‘Like I’ve said to everyone, it was like how you are in a dream. Everything’s kinda fuzzy and although you feel kinda there you feel removed, like you aren’t in control of anything; even yourself. And as for what I remember, well a lot of its hazy and that I’m glad of. But I remember people just fine, and certain situations linked with those people. Like when you threw Nadine over your shoulder and pulled her thong so far up her ass it nearly split her in two! And Shannon and Jeff were laughing so much they both collapsed in the hallway, I remember that!’ she said, giggling at the end of the sentence as she remembered her sisters screams.

‘I thought Shannon was gunna try and beat me down for it, but hell she deserved it! You’re sisters got some mouth on her when she’s hammered’ laughed Andrew.

‘Nadine’s got some mouth on her ALL of the time! When I’ve had a couple of beers I get just like her’ said Sam, just as the lady herself walked in from the kitchen where Shannon had just started to blast Static X’s ‘Wisconsin Death Trip’ album at high volume.

‘What’s that about being like me Kiwi?’ she said, sitting down on her sister’s lap and winding her arms around her neck.

‘When I’m two beers in, my volume goes up to Nadine’ she said, giving her a big grin as Andrew laughed.

‘I think I like you even more than I did before for knowing that, even though the thought of another Nadine is frankly terrifying’ he said, still laughing.

‘Oh just you wait ‘till tonight dude, me and Sam together with alcohol is great. And if you add Liv and Sadie to it it’s even better’ she said just as her boyfriend joined them.

‘Seriously bro, they might all look like sweet pretty little things but those girls, well they party harder than us let’s just say that! You’ll see!’ said Shannon, laughing and shaking his head at previous antics he’d witnessed. He loved his girlfriends’ friends, even calling them ‘my girls’ too with how close he’d got to them. Andrew just nodded and laughed, wondering if Shannon was over exaggerating. He’d find out in about four hours time he really wasn’t. They hung around there for another hour before walking over to Matt’s place with a few cases of alcohol for the party, which they admitted had been started on en route.

‘C’mon swig it neat! Be a man Jersey boy!’ said Nadine as she tried to hand the bottle of Smirnoff black she was drinking to The Bullet, a box of another five in her other arm.

‘Alright give it here’ he said, reaching and taking the bottle from her outstretched arm.

‘Pass it back here after ya big pussy’ said Shannon, who was trying to carry a crate of beer on his shoulder and rub his hand across Nadine’s ass at the same time.

‘Pah! You callin’ me a pussy huh pretty boy? I could drink your ass under the fucking table!’ he snorted, handing the bottle to Nadine who then passed it to Shannon.

‘Betcha fucking couldn’t’ he replied, taking a big gulp of the Russian rocket fuel.

‘Well I would say lets make this a bet, but the thing is we all know what happens to you eight hours after you’ve started on the booze, Nadine I booked an ambulance ahead of time for you sweetie, so it ain’t a fair competition when you’re gunna be heading off to the land of fuck!’ he said, his little interjection about the ambulance making Nadine and Sam cackle, and Shannon just look amused.

‘Okay, last man standing in eight hours! It’s ten to six and I just started, so whoever is still going at 2am wins, deal?’ he said.

‘Prepare to lose cowboy!’ said Andrew loudly, to which Shannon just shook his head.

‘Never gunna happen’ he whispered to Nadine.

‘You better stay on your feet, that’s all I’m saying’ she replied, swigging back another mouthful of vodka.

‘I will baby, you’ll see’ he said with a wink. She was still yet to experience the equation of Shannon + alcohol + eight hours = The Rage, and hoped on that night he wouldn’t end up in a drunken stupor so bad he couldn’t even speak. Only time would tell she guessed............

The party was just about to kick off when they arrived, Matt starting the night with his usual game of trying to confuse people between brands of vodka, and that’s about the time the money started to be laid out on the table.

‘A hundred says she can guess every last damn shot! My woman’s a vodka connoisseur dog you should know this by now!’ said Shannon as he stood with his hands over Nadine’s eyes while Matt poured out shots from four different bottles.

‘As Tom Cruise said in Jerry Maguire, SHOW ME THE MONEY!’ Shouted Matt, pouring the last shot and putting the bottle down as Shannon uncovered Nadine’s eyes and fished in his pocket, pulling out to fifty dollar bills from his wallet.

‘There! Money is down, drink ‘em up bitch!’ he said.

‘And there’s my money saying there’s no way in hell you can guess all four of them!’ said Matt, throwing down a hundred dollar bill.

‘Look at you showing off with your Benjamin’s! Mr high roller!’ Laughed Liv as people such as Shane, Mike (behind the ever present camera), Thomas, Andrew, Sam, Jeff, Suzie and Sadie all assembled to see if Nadine was about
to win or lose a hundred bucks for her other half.

‘So this is the test, a hundred dollars says the lovely Nadine can’t guess which vodka is which, and I’m confident in my bet!’ said Matt to the camera.

‘You’re soooooooooo gunna loose Hardy!’ said Sam, her volume already increasing thanks to the bottle of Corona in her hand, one of the two she was allowed to drink on her medication. Nadine walked over to the counter and picked up the first one, sinking it back and taking a few seconds to decide.

‘Smirnoff................... red’ she said after a few moments of thought. Onto the next she went.

‘Grey Goose’

‘Stolichnaya’

‘And the last one is.................’ said Jeff, watching Nadine down the last shot.

‘That cheap shit from the gas station up the road! So am I right?’ she asked, watching Matt’s eyebrows rise. He’d never met anyone before with a delicate enough palette to detect different brands of vodka that well; Shannon was right.

‘Yep, you win reject!’ said Matt, hardly able to believe he’d just lost that badly.

‘HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! TOLD YA DUDE! I KNOW MY LADY TOO WELL!’ he said, sliding his arms around Nadine’s waist and giving her cheek several kisses. And on went the fun and the free flowing alcohol.

‘Drink this’ said Jeff about fifteen minutes after the vodka testing bet, handing Shannon a glass of bright purple drink.

‘Nope! I’m set for tonight with this’ he said, waving a bottle of Bacardi mixed neat with lime juice in his face.

‘COME ON! DRINK IT ITS GOOOOOOOOD! Said Sam, her arms draped around Jeff’s neck.

‘And how would you know? Two beers is your maximum!’ Jeff scolded playfully.

‘I only had a sip!’ she said, watching his one eyebrow rise and his face look beyond comical.

‘Is my tiny dude lying to me? I think she is! Don’t fucking come crying to me when the booze mixes with your meds and you can’t stand up!’ he said, tickling her. Drinking on her medication wouldn’t harm her as such; it just meant she’d get drunk faster. And after not touching a drop for six years the bottle of beer and small glass of Jeff’s purple concoction was already making her feel a little inebriated to say the least.

‘Okay one glass! But it was only a little one! DON’T GET ON MY ASS ABOUT IT OR ILL BEAT YOU!’ she shouted right in his ear. ‘AND DRINK THIS OR YOU GET A BEATING TOO!’ she then shouted at Shannon.

‘Oh god, it’s happened. There’s two Nadine’s’ he said, taking the glass of strange looking drink and downing it, pulling a face.

‘Whatever the hell that was, Shannon did not like it’ he then said, pulling more comical faces and taking a swig out of the Bacardi bottle seemingly stuck to his left hand to wash away the taste. ‘What the fuck was in it anyway?’ he then asked.

‘Blackcurrant vodka, absinthe, and whatever the hell that purple premixed stuff Sadie’s drinking is’ said Jeff, pointing at a waving Sadie.

‘Someone said my name so I thought I’d wave, HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!’ She shouted as Mike turned the camera off Shannon, Jeff and Sam and onto her, sat on the side in the kitchen toeing Thomas up the ass with one of her boots as he bent to pick up more beer. And so the party went on, with more alcohol leading to more memorable events.

‘So this is what the ladies call ‘the candle arm wrestle’. Two small candles like the ones you put in oil burners are lit at either side, and you can guess the rest! If you don’t win you get a burnt hand by the looks of things, so this is my girl and Shannon’s girl facing off, and once again there’s money on the table! $50 says Liv’ll annihilate Nadine!’ said Matt at the camera as the girls stood either side of the kitchen table, arms already held out in the arm wrestle pose, ready for the count.

‘Okay girls, I wanna clean arm wrestle here! No cheating of any kind, no use of your other arm. And on your mark................GO!’ shouted Jeff as people began to cheer the girls on either side.

‘Told you they were worse than us’ said Shannon as Andrew stood and laughed his ass off. He’d never seen more macho acting girls in his whole life, who liked to do Jackass style stunts just for the hell of it.

‘DAMN YOU BITCH! DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUU!’ roared Liv as her hand hovered right over the candle, managing to push it back to the centre again and slightly over to where Nadine would feel the heat on the back of her hand instead.

‘GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO! YEAAAAAAAAAAH!’ everyone present chanted before Nadine lost, her hand slammed down on top of the small candle and covering it in molten wax.

‘And I’m still undefeated!’ said Liv, flexing an impressive looking arm. Since being with Matt she’d taken up a bit of a fitness kick and joined him in work outs to build her strength, obviously adding to her arm wrestling skills.

‘And I’m burnt! ICE PLEASE KIWI! NO NOT ON MY HEAD BITCH! SHIT YOU’RE GUNNA GET IT FOR THAT!’ said Nadine as she was pelted with ice cubes by her sister, who then ran and hid behind Andrew.

‘CAN’T GET ME NOW!’ she shouted, spinning him around as Nadine tried to grab at her, making everyone hysterical.

‘ARRRRGH LET ME GO I’M FUCKING DIZZY!’ said Andrew on the fifth spin, Nadine finally managing to grab Sam and sweep her legs away from her, taking her to the floor and then turning her onto her front and grabbing a handful of ice cubes, sticking them straight down the back of her jeans and running off cackling.

‘So I gotta ask, why does everyone call you Kiwi?’ he then asked Sam, helping her off the floor as she shook her brown leather jeans around to make the ice drop out of the leg holes.

‘When she was stoned she ate a can of shoe polish thinking it was a brownie’ said Shannon, creasing up with laughter.

‘What he said’ said Sam, pointing at him as everyone laughed so more.

‘How the hell did you manage to do that?’ he asked, pinching his nose as he laughed. And so she went on to tell the story as well as a lot of other ones she was only just about starting to remember again, having everyone in hysterics and adding to the great atmosphere even more. And while she was story telling her sister and her best friends were sinking the shots with a couple of other girls present that night, being joined halfway through by Shannon and Andrew to continue their drinking tournament, eventually taking over proceedings while the girls went outside to smoke, Nadine deciding to join them with her Tessa, who had left Alex inside with Shannon downing Jack Daniels (so much for sticking to Bacardi) only ten minutes after arriving.

‘Wow! Is that the one that Shannon did for you? Oh I love it!’ exclaimed Angel, one of Suzie’s friends who had also stepped outside for a cigarette.

‘Yeah, I’m getting him to extend it right the way down my spine too because I love it so much’ said Tessa as she held her top up, proudly showing off her newish ink. In the end she’d gone for one of her favourite colours rather than white upon his advice, and Shannon had mixed a combination of two inks to give it the amazing bright green shade he’d used. And so the conversation went on, this time to a much more interesting topic for their drunken selves to giggle over.

‘Okay so my greatest risky sexual experience goes as thus; Nadine, Samantha, this involves your brother so it might be fingers in the ear time for you two’ Tessa began, taking another gulp of her drink which she was starting to feel already from the high amount of vodka Nadine had poured in.

‘LAA LAA LAAAAAAA’ the sisters began to sing as they held their fingers in her ears. And so she explained it quickly, making the other girls all shout ‘WOOOOHOOOOO!’ at hearing how they had got into the elevator at the Hilton hotel on their holiday in Dubai at the ground floor and had such a heated quickie they were done just as the bell pinged for the 48th floor. Even though the door had opened to quite a few people on the seventh floor it was needless to say didn’t get in!

‘Okay Liv you’re next in line- GO!’ Said Tessa, pointing at her with her two forefingers and grinning.

‘Me and Matt in the front of his car, in broad daylight, pulled over on highway 65! It was HOT! We had cars zooming past beeping their horns, I swear I’ve never laughed my way to orgasm before then!’ she said, everyone giggling and shouting at her.

‘Could you not wait until you got home?’ laughed Suzie.

‘I could but Matt couldn’t. I think it had something to do with the fact I was giving him a blow job for about ten minutes as he drove along before he pulled over!’ said Liv, grinning at the memory and also the three hours of being thrown around the bedroom she’d received as soon as they’d got back to her apartment.

'Okay Nadine’s turn!’ said Tessa, watching her sister in law grin. ‘Oh this is gunna be good! I can tell just from the face! Look at it!’ she laughed.

‘I had a gig up in Boston that Shannon came with me too, and afterwards we stayed behind and got drunk with a few of the other comics before going back to the hotel, which we ended up at about an hour after we’d left the club because we couldn’t wait to have sex.............in the middle of the fountain right in the town centre! And then we literally had to run for it because a police car came driving along and pulled up when they saw us. So there we were running hell for leather through the streets soaking wet with the police after us! We got away, and damn it was so good all we did when we got back to the hotel was fuck some more! You should have seen the woman behind the desk when we got in though, she just looked at us and said ‘Oh I didn’t know it was raining!’ said Nadine as all the women present fell apart laughing.

‘What the hell did you say to that? And why in a fountain?’ said Sam, taking a sip of her second and last bottle of beer.

‘I couldn’t say anything, but Shannon just gave her a huge smile and said ‘It isn’t. And as for why, well he thought it would be funny to say he wanted to get me wetter than I’d ever been before. And he did, I was soaked’ said Nadine as she continued to laugh along with them all. It was at about that point she realized she hadn’t seen her boy for nearly an hour, so decided to call for him.

‘Check this out, when we’re apart and wanna know where the other one is we communicate in a series of woo’s’ she said, making the girls all look baffled.

‘Just watch, WOO!’ she shouted, waiting few seconds before she heard a muffled ‘WOO!’ come back from inside.

‘WOO!’ she shouted again, hearing the same thing come back a little louder, and then her baby appear in the doorway.

‘THERE SHE IS!’ he shouted, running over and skidding to a halt before sitting down next to Nadine and putting his head down in her lap.

‘He’s like having a pet, I have to give him lots of fuss or he gets unruly’ she said, stroking his head as he smiled, considerably further down the bottle of Bacardi still in his hand than he had been an hour ago.

‘Okay so what the fuck is the ‘WOO!’ all about then?’ asked Suzie, watching Shannon get up and entangle himself around Tessa when he realized he hadn’t said hello to her properly yet. The girls roared as they watched him sit astride her legs and pretend to hump her, then wrap his arms around her and cover her face in kisses.

‘Still as amorous as ever when you’re drunk then?’ she said, trying to fight him off.

‘You love it! Don’t pretend you don’t wish Alex had a body like this!’ he said, pulling his t shirt off and hugging her tight again, her face squashed into his bare chest and her glasses going very crooked as the girls roared.

‘Nadine! HELP!’ she said, almost dying of laughter.

‘C’mon, down boy’ she said, pulling his arm and hauling him off her sister in law, who was amused as ever by his drunken antics.

‘Oh I just took so many photos of that!’ said Sadie, looking at the screen with Angel and giggling.

‘So anyway, after that little display of affection, please explain what the hell

‘WOO!’ is about’ said Suzie, lighting a cigarette and pouring herself another
glass of Jack.

‘Okay so we were driving back home about a week ago and Shannon had one of those ‘Oooops I just did something I shouldn’t have when my girlfriend’s right next to me’ moments. He sees these two girls walking along with really big boobs, bigger than my torpedoes too! And so he shouts ‘WOO!’ out the window, realizing at the last minute I’m in the car too, not that it mattered because I said the exact same thing at the exact same time! Hell I might be straight but I can appreciate good boobs too!’ said Nadine, leaning against Shannon’s huge arm as he stroked her thigh.

‘I thought she was gunna kill me for about an eighth of a second’ he said, a big grin firmly across his face.

‘That’s a good relationship you have there, that you don’t mind him looking at other women’s breasts!’ Commented Angel.

‘Hey, he’s only human. Just as long as it’s only looking’ she said, thinking on Angel’s comment. They really did have a great relationship, and she just didn’t think she could feel happier than right then sat outside cuddled up next to him. But it turns out she would as the party continued into the night...........
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