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Murdoc's Victory	By : HellsFunnyHome Category: Singers/Bands/Musicians > Gorillaz Views: 1744 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: Damien Albarn and Jamie Hewlett are the rightful owners of the Gorillaz. I don't know them, own them, or make any money from them. I also do not know any characters from the band Gorillaz. This is a creation of pure fiction, made up from

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This was bad. Very, very bad.
Running away had been easy, hiding out didn't prove too difficult either. But now they were getting impatient and Murdoc was beginning to fear for his soul; literally. Luckily the Gorillaz still had a decent fan-base, meaning ol' Beelzebub could be satiated but not forever… and if the blasted pirates managed to shoot him down before he could find a permanent way of keeping his soul–and his fame–then he'd be forced to do unmentionable things for many a demon. The idea did not sit well with Murdoc who sat in front of his camera screens, chewing on a cigarette.
So far, the day seemed pirate-free but Murdoc wouldn't fool himself into thinking they were gone. They were out for blood, no matter who's it was, and unfortunately today their target had been Vicky.
Murdoc growled.
Why in the blazes did she have to involve herself with the Gorillaz anyway? Coming back to Essex, hoping to run into him; the idea was a bit disturbing but–as always–Murdoc thought with his more-pleasurable head, skipped over that idea and into the possibility of shagging her. If it had all gone Murdoc's way, he would've ravaged her that very night–possibly for a number of them–then flicked her off like another cigarette. In any case, she wouldn't be involved in this anymore. Instead she damn-near became swiss cheese yesterday!
"Why does she stay?" Murdoc snarled, staring at the young couple on the screen. "What's so interestin' 'bout 2-Dents?" The sound of a helicopter grabbed his attention, making Murdoc turn to the screen opposite the duo.

"It's dangerous wanderin' alone, love."
"Holy crap! You scared me!" Vicky coughed out her cigarette. "Murdoc," she wheezed. "What the hell?"
"I'm sorry if I startled yah, but truth is… thin's aren't going t'be getting' hunky-dory. Y'know, pirates 'n' all." He mumbled and pulled out his packet of Lucky lungs. "It's best yah be prepared."
Vicky scoffed, "you don't seem all that prepared, walking around half naked 'n' shit." She spoke after quickly glancing at his uncovered torso.
Murdoc smirked, strutting over to the refrigerator and grabbing a beer. "Yah don't have to stare, Queenie. I'll be more than happy t' service yah in a second." His smirk settled on a greedy and coquettish curve.
"We've been over this, many times in fact." Vicky set down her glass. "Why don't you give up already?" She looked at him pleadingly but Murdoc refused to answer, giving her another flirtatious grin instead as he sat across from her.
"Where's yah friend?"
"Playing with his synthesizer, there's not much to do here, y'know."
"Kong's huge, if yah look 'round there's shit even I don' know bout." He shrugged. "Of course, if yehr still bored, yah can always come pay me a visit." He flashed his pointed teeth, the ash of his cigarette falling into his beer.
"Oh come off it already," she smiled and took a long drag of her cigarette. "So how long do you think we'll be cooped up in here?"
"Dunno… Depends how long the pirates choose to stick around, might be a while."
"Fuck…"
"Eh… Don' think too much 'bout it, they're dumb as doornails, possibly dumber than 2D. We stay locked in here long 'nough they'll think we've gone and go lookin' for us somewhere else." He shrugged.
"You know they only want you right? If I were to shove you out there, they'd be happy with shooting you down then I could get the hell out of here." Vicky smirked, leaning on the table with an intimidating look.
Murdoc laughed, "yah underestimate my company. These aren't Disney pirates, yah won't get a porcelain doll with romantic ideas accompanied by a drunk yet kind idiot. Hell, they fly jets, they'll shoot anythin' remotely related to their target. What? Yah forgot yesterday already?"
"Ugh, don't remind me." Vicky grimaced, raising her glass to her lips. Sensing someone staring at her she glanced up to see Murdoc gazing at her with phlegmatic mismatched eyes. "What?" She snapped, irritation caused by her face becoming warmer.
"Yehr hair's turnin' blonde." Murdoc stated simply.
"Huh?" This caught Vicky off guard. "Wha-? Oh… yeah, the… uh… hair-dye's falling out." She grabbed hold of her magenta colored bang and twirled it around her finger.
"Have ya ever thought of jus' leavin' it yehr regular color?"
"What are you my stylist?" She mocked, making Murdoc chuckle. "I dunno, I get bored with my hair being one color. My hair's all burnt out by the dye though… Might dye it all black and let it grow back healthy I suppose."
Murdoc nodded, bringing his attention back to near-empty bottle. The silence grew from here and Vicky was glad when 2D entered, breaking the uncomfortable feeling of the room.
"This is where yew were! ah fough' yew might've, like, got'en capture by pirates or sumfink." 2D went straight for the refrigerator and grabbed a banana.
Murdoc stared at 2D, who sat down and wrapped his arm around Vicky before placing a ridiculously juvenile kiss on her cheek. He cleared his throat, returning the attention of the couple, "I'm gonna tell ya two once so listen up. Chances are, pirates are gonna get in. As I was tellin' Vicky, there's a slight possibility that they'll go away but really, we're surrounded and they know that so I doubt that'll happen."
"So we're, like, stuck 'ere is tha' it?"
"Yes, so I don't want to see neither of yah tryin' t' get out under any circumstances." Murdoc began pacing as he looked at the ceiling. "That'll just set 'em after me for sure…" He mumbled to himself.
"But that's such a small chance" Murdoc turned to look at her as Vicky spoke. "Wouldn't the smartest thing be to make a run for it now? While they still think we're hiding in here?"
"No, have yah not been listenin' to a word I've said? They won't hesitate to shoot yah! Frankly, anyone's better than me but once they see someone leavin' they'll know we're all here! They'll come in for sure, at least with them wonderin' we'll have time to get ourselves ready for an attack."
Vicky sighed shakily, her fear building at the thought of pirates attacking again, and turned to 2D. The poor thing was paler than usual and Vicky was sure he must've been feeling the same thing she was. "D?"
He turned to her and smiled, trying to ease both his and her worry. "Why don' we go play pong?" Vicky tried to smile and agreed. "See ya lateh Mudz." 2D waved and pulled Vicky along to his room, the sight disgusting Murdoc.
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