The Mask | By : Operafreak Category: Individual Celebrities > Gerard Butler Views: 3434 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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The Mask
Chapter 2
Emmy sat in the back of the limo with Minnie Driver and Patrick Wilson, studying her nails in boredom. “Uh tell me again why we didn’t ask Gerry to ride in the limo with us?” she asked.
Minnie curled her lip in disgust at the young girl’s question. “Because if we did, everyone would know how sexually unattractive we are compared to him,”
Emmy frowned. “Speak for yourself, every one who I have talked to ships Erik and Christine and say they make a cute couple,”
“But what about us my love?” asked Patrick Wilson.
Emmy turned a shade of green when Patrick caused her to remember her on screen kisses with him “Do you think this limo comes with sick bags?” she asked.
Patrick felt a tear welling up in his eyes he thrust his hand down his pants and tore out some pubic hair from his microscopic needle dick and used it to wipe away his tears. Even though there was 100 boxes of Kleenex surrounding him his co-stars had tried to build a fort to hide his horrific, disgusting, deformed, slimy, greasy and chubby corpse.
He curled up into a foetal position and began to touch his aching minute member in an intimate way and began to groan like a virgin whore on crack. Emmy and Minnie mouse knocked the flashing Kleenex tissues out of view to see what their queer acquaintance was occupying himself with they saw his erotic unpleasing display and thought nothing of it they went back to their usual superstar air headed absent minded discussion .
MEANWHILE
The daring but beautiful “GERARD BUTLER” rushed out of the men’s lavatory his kilt flapping in the wind revealing the obvious pleasures that lay beneath. All the girls gathered round and fawned over him. This reminded him of his role in that movie Drankla 1000 or something that scene when he walked in the virgin mega store he thought nothing of it and rushed out in his search for Emmy.
Brad Pitt’ George Clooney and Julia Roberts were standing nearby in the reject section along with Johnny Depp, Tom cruise, Tom Hanks and Anthony Hopkins. They all stared with envy at the brilliant stars from neighbours, Eastenders and Coronation Street. Gerard spotted Julia and in a sexual frenzy assumed it was Emmy. He quickly grabbed her arse and snogged her without glancing at her face.
Julia was outraged until a breeze blew up his kilt and she saw his mighty sporran jutting out for all to see. All the other females sighed in sexual jealousy as Gerard pinned her to the floor and tore off her panties and mounted her skinny body.
Brad Pitt and George Clooney watched their sexual tomfoolery with interest.
“He has a nice ass,” said George as he watched Gerard thrusting into Julia with enthusiasm.
“Yes, do you think he will win a golden globe for it?” asked Brad.
“Looks like he already had a couple of golden globes of his own,” said George Clooney with yearning.
Julia started screaming as Gerard gave her the best orgasm of her life.
“Mmm yes very good much like my experiences back in the old days” Anthony chuckled.
Tom Cruise pushed Gerry off and finished the job for him feeling flustered he wiped his ball butter off of his tartan kilt and went over to the bar for a huge 50 pint glass of Lager after his short but satisfactory shag.
He got rather annoyed after standing at the bar for 5.2 seconds. The bargirl had fainted from sexual awe. He served himself and in his frustration left her to lay in that uncomfortable position, But before doing so he borrowed Tom Cruises Samurai sword (from the crash movie “THE LAST SAMURAI”) and scraped into the wooden surface of the bar a Huge “G” symbolizing his name Gerry. Much like Zorro did in that movie Zorro, that time. He thought to himself this reminded him of one of his day’s on set.
*******************************FLASH BACK*******************************
The sound of Emmy’s voice flooded his ears and made his song take wing.
“We’ve past the point of no…..” Emmy fainted from intimate lust.
“I did not get much sleep last night” she had later lied
******************************************END OF FLASHBACK******************************************
He spotted a dark haired figure in the distance it was Emmy he thought to himself finally he had found her this was it the moment of truth he would finally pass the point of no return.
Catherine Zeta Jones turned to her old decrepit sugar daddy cradle robbing husband. “Michael could you get me another drink boyo?”
Michael ambled away with his Zimmer frame, neither of them noticed the mad sexually overactive Scotsman spinning towards her.
TBC
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