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Daisuke 1/2	By : VanillaMint Category: > Die/Shinya Views: 1676 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know the members of Dir en grey. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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VM: doumo arigatou for the reviews*bowbow*! Haha, die’s red poofy hair in early deg days always made him look ferocious(like a lion…or yes, a wild cat=p)
Part 2: A Night In Together
After the weekend, Dir en Grey had a photoshoot for Arena. As the stylist was fixing their hair, Kaoru noticed Die’s pale face beside him.
“ Whoa, you look bad!” he commented.
“ Thank you=-=;”
“ What’s wrong?”
“ Food poisoning.”
Kaoru let out a light laugh. “ So finally decided to eat your own cookingXD?”
Die glared at the other guitarist. “ I cook better than you, Toshiya, Shinya and Kyo combined together!”
“ Hey, my cooking has improved a lot!” Toshiya exclaimed from behind. “ Hasn’t it, Kaoru?!”
“ Of course!!” Kaoru quickly answered his lover.
“ Iie, I got sick from eating Shinya’s food,” Die answered.
“ Excuse me? Since when I cooked anything for you?!” Shinya glared at the redhead but the make-up artist told him not to move. “ Hmph!”
Die passed some remarks about Shinya’s last attempt at cooking for them and everyone burst into laughter at poor Shinya’s expense. So, for the whole shoot, Shinya was sore with the redhead.
“ Hey, wanna go grab dinner together?” Die asked as everyone was about to leave.
“ Nah, got a meeting with Hayasaka about my book,” Kyo said and waved goodbye to them.
“ What about tomorrow, Die? Kaoru and I are gonn-”
“ Got other plans!!” Kaoru quickly cut Toshiya off.
Toshiya frowned at the older man.
“ Well…I guess kinky sex counts more than friendship nowadays,” Die let out an exaggerated sigh. “ What about you, Shin-chan?”
“ What?” Shinya looked up from his magazine as if he didn’t hear a single word of the conversation.
“ Dinner together??”
“ No.”
“ Why not?”
“ Because you made fun of me today?”
“ Did I?”
“ Yes,” Shinya closed his magazine.
“ Shinya…” Die looked straight into Shinya’s eyes. “ You take my words to heart…I’m touched.” And he gave a fake sniffle just for effect.
Shinya glared icily back into Die’s eyes, wishing he could burn a hole into that thick skull just with his stare, before flicking his hair and turned around, walking away.
“ See you tomorrow!!!” Die shouted.
“ Unfortunately!” Shinya shouted back.
“ I’ll call you!” Die said as Shinya disappeared behind the double doors. A grin appeared on Die’s face. Well, he’s gonna have dinner with Shinya whether the drummer wants it or notXDDD!
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Shinya reversed his car into his parking lot. As he walked to his apartment block, part of him started to regret refusing Die’s dinner invitation. He and Die could really be the best of friends but Die was sometimes(?) too insensitive with his jokes. Plus why did he always pick on me?! But anyway, Shinya reasoned, he was tired and an early night was a welcoming thought.
He was surprised when he spotted a familiar looking brown-coated cat sitting at the door of the building.
“ It’s you!”
“ Meow!” It replied as if to say yes.
Two tins of tuna fish(for humans) sat beside the cat.
“ Huh? Yours???” Shinya’s finely-manicured eyebrow arched up in disbelief.
‘ I’m not gonna eat any more of Miyu’s disgusting, revolting dog biscuits!’ The biscuits don’t actually taste that bad but the thought of eating or having ate dog food made Die blanch. He purred happily as Shinya picked him up together with his tuna cans.
Shinya mixed the tuna with some rice and served it for the cat. Then he decided he’d cook some dishes but, after tasting them, he decided that Die was at least correct about his cooking skills, if nothing else. He sucked at cooking-_-. Die jumped up onto a chair and looked at the auburn-haired drummer slowly finishing his food while sighing once in a while.
‘ Wonder what’s up with him?’
Miyu came from behind and sniffed his butt.
‘ Ack!’
“ Snxxx!!” Die hissed at him but the small dog just wagged his tail.
“ Aww, so cute!” Shinya hugged Miyu in his arms. “ You like the kitty?” He was talking to Miyu.
‘ Argh, Shinya, stop talking to the dog! You hafta get out more often!’
But Shinya couldn’t hear Die’s thoughts and he put Miyu next to him, which frustrated Die endlessly.
“ Ne, neko-chan, he won’t hurt you. He just wants to play~^^”
‘ I don’t wanna play with him! Take him away!’
Shinya giggled as he watched his two pets ‘play’ together. He switched on the TV but after the news and an episode of drama, he dozed off on the couch. Miyu got bored with tormenting Die and went to sleep in his tiny basket on the kitchen floor.
From the floor, Die stared at the sleeping drummer. Shinya’s right arm was hanging off the edge. Die nudged at the fingers with his nose but the young man continued sleeping. Die climbed onto the couch and nuzzled himself against the crook of Shinya’s neck.
‘ Mm, so warm ne…’
And soon, he too fell into feline slumber.
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Next morning, Die opened his eyes to a bright living room. He got up and stretched his furry back. Sleepily, he noted that Shinya was gone. Then his eyes caught the time on the wall clock and his eyes almost popped out of their sockets.
‘ 10.,30?!! Rehearsal’s supposed to have started an hour and a half ago! Kaoru’s gonna skin me alive!’
He dashed through the apartment. ‘ Shinya’s gone without me!!!!! But, of course, I’m just a cat! Now how am I gonna get out of here?!!’
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Where is that fxxking idiot?!!” Kaoru viciously stabbed at the redial button.
“ Kaoru, calm down~ You should be worried, maybe he got into trouble?” Toshiya reasoned.
“ Whatever it is. He should give us a call at least!”
“ Just practise without him first. It’s a waste of time sitting around here, waiting for him,” Shinya huffed irritatedly.
Kyo tapped the fuming Kaoru on his shoulder and brought him aside from the bassist and drummer. “ You think perhaps he got into some sort of ‘cat’ trouble?” he whispered.
Kaoru frowned. “ Like he turned into a cat and can’t turn back somehow? Or got caught by dog/cat catchers? Or even cooked into some Vietnamese delicacy?!”
“ Yeah, maybe that’s why he hasn’t called@_@!”
Kaoru and Kyo looked at each other with worried eyes.
But a familiar voice then announced its presence. Kyo and Kaoru rushed out to see if their friend was still in one piece.
“ Die!!! We were worried about you!” Kyo exclaimed.
“ Sorry about being late^^;” the guitarist apologized.
“ Hey, what happened to your arm?” Kaoru pointed at the huge red patch on Die’s left arm.
“ Got scalded.” Die’s tone told Kaoru and Kyo that he’d explain later, so before Toshiya and Shinya could add more questions, Kaoru quickly rushed everyone to their instruments.
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“ You shouldn’t be that reckless, Die!” Kaoru frowned disapprovingly at what Die had just told them. “ You were the one who insisted we kept it a secret. What are you going to do if he discovers his new pet cat is you, the bandmate who always tortures and makes fun of him?!”
“ Hm…hopefully Shinya will blink once, twice and say ‘I see’…?” Kyo mimicked Shinya.
“ He won’t know as long as I stay away from hot water. But getting locked in was pretty scary!” He raised his mug of beer to his lips with his not-so-injured-hand.
“ Die as Shinya’s pet catXDD!” Kyo laughed aloud, slapping his thigh as Die’s eyes narrowed.
“ If you guys need reminding, it’s your fault I’m like this now! If it weren’t for you guys for suggesting we take a trip to China, join a dodgy hiking trip to some cursed hot-springs and for wrestling when we were there and knocking me into the ‘cursed spring of the drowned cat’, I wouldn’t be here nowwww!!!!!!!!!!! Grrr!!”
“ Well, -we- didn’t know that the hot-springs were –cursed-…” Kyo and Kaoru muttered to themselves but stopped when Die’s glare grew hotter.
Meanwhile, in Shinya’s apartment…
“ What the hell..?!!” Shinya exclaimed when he saw the wet kitchen floor(Die changed back using the hot water from Shinya’s thermos by knocking it down=p)
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Tbc~
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