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"Ok, so you dated him for about five and a half months. What made you say good-bye?"

"It was a combination of things. You know how it goes, always on the road, we never really got to spent that much time together."

"Still you had to know that going in."

"Yeah I did, but I thought I could handle it. I couldn't, besides I noticed something. The way he looks at that woman...Traci. It all clicked I realized that he was in love with her."

"No, no honey. That man is in love with the idea of her"...".I'm not taking that grill back Chris!"

"Elix would you get off the line? I'm in the middle of something here!"

"No! Damn it Chris, I love that grill! I'll not having that fanboy Canadian taking my dream grill! You start talking now Daniels, why in the name of good grilling didn't you tell me Petey was out to take my grill form me? Damn it Chris I tagged with you and Low Ki for how freaking long and you don't tell me. That Petey is out to take my beloved grill? I'm taking you off my card list!"

"Elix, claim down. This isn't about taking your grill form you. Would you please just hang up and think about what you are saying? You are still on my card list, so you out me back on yours. We will talk about this latter ok Elix?"

"Wow the rumors were right."

"What rumors?"

"Oh you know...the rumors about a...you know, Triple X?...about a how you guys spent your time..."

"Wait a freaking moment! I'm not gay or Bi! Damn it, as I said before I won't do Low Ki or Daniels! Or any other guy for that matter!"

"Miss...dispite what some authors think...not many of us are gay or bi. I'm a happily married man with two children. I have never had thought about anyone but my wife. I would never think to seduce AJ, Elix or Low Ki."

"oh...sorry about that...Petey isn't into me...it took awhile to figure it out. But I know for a fact he loves Traci...he moaned her name in his sleep. I was in denial for awhile about it, but the facts are clear. Traci is what he wants, hell he was more than likely thinking about her during sex."

"No! my dream grill! Chirs you make this right! I'm not taking it back!"

"Elix, I'm sure that no one will make you take back the grill. Just due the catering for a while and everyone will be putty in your hands. Thanks any way Miss."

"Well sorry to waste your time Mr. Daniels, bye."

"Chirs?...you will make sure no one takes my grill?"

"Yes. Elix, no one will take your grill...If I have to I'll pull out some of my blackmail."

"Thank you Chris! I thank you, my grill thanks you and all the stuff I will grill in the future thanks you!"

"Not a problem Elix, now get off the line your match is coming up in two minutes."
"Damn! Bye Chris!"

"Elix... Elix... Elix...and you wonder where the slash comes form. Well that's a wash, what I'm going to do...I need to bust up any hope of Petey getting Traci. Now what could I do?...hum...well I'm not the Fallen Angel for nothing...but even by my standers what I'm thinking is evil...well heaven sent, hell bound."
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Daniels walks off to get a bite to eat and think about what he is planning. Still it was pretty damn evil and even he had his limits. As Chris sat eating he pondered his situation. He wanted to see Bentley and Traci together. Something in him said it was right, they looked good together.

That and he knew Elix would be inconsolable if he should be forced to take back his grill. Elix had spent many hours talking about it, drooling over it and plotting ways to get it. Should Elix be forced to take it back to get back the betting pool money.
Elix would go a tantrum worthy of a blood lust driven vampire and still leave more bodies.

So he would have to short of support the slash shippers who thought that AJ was a bit of a whore. That he was ultimately thinking of ways of getting AJ into bed, that he was insanely jelouse of anyone who got near his AJ.

That Elix was one of also jalousie of anyone who took his attention away. The Fallen Angel had a lot to think about; he would have to decided something. Still just what he decided could come back to haunt him. Besides there was no way AJ would go along with it, the man was straight, straight. Daniels didn’t think that AJ had ever had a gay thought in his life.

There was no chance in hell of him being able to dupe AJ into anything that looked remotely gay. That and if he did somehow convince him, AJ would hate his guts for life. Or plot bloody vengeance against him and do horrible things to him given the chance.
Throw in the fact Daniels short of liked talking with AJ and you had a rather large problem for the Fallen Angel.

Chris watched as AJ came in and grabbed his lunch, he watched as AJ saw him and walked over with a smile on his face. Daniels sighed, he was going to have to think of something.

AJ watched with cattish curiosity as Christopher Daniels looked at him with odd intensity. AJ had known the other man for a long time. The two had been there and done that about ten times over. AJ liked to think that he knew most of the older man's moods. Along with his facial jesters and at times what he was thinking. It was just something AJ had come to learn over the years.

What he saw now was something new to him, he'd never seen Chris with the look he had now. Naturally AJ was very cruises about it, he had been waiting for Daniels to say something first. However it looked to AJ that Chris wasn't sure how to go about speaking to him.

AJ: "So Chris just what is on your mind? Come on man spill, I know your thinking about something, care to share?"

Christopher Daniels: "...nothing. I'm just wondering about the catering. Use to be better, you know this sandwich it just horrible. I'm glade I didn't take the soup, god knows what's in that."

AJ: "Come on Chris. I know you, your not mad about the food. Hell the food is better than normal. What's bugging you Chris? Come on you know me, I can keep a secret. Just tell me, I'll bug you until you do."

Christopher Daniels: "AJ, there are just things you don't need to know. This is one of them, trust me when I say you won't understand."

AJ: "Chris! What has your panties in such a bunch? You can tell me, I promise not to freak on you. No matter what it is you can tell me."

Christopher Daniels: "No. It's not something I want to talk about."

AJ continued to pester Chris, as in walked Elix Skipper. Elix noticing the rather odd disagreement, walked over and sat next to Daniels opposite of AJ and looks at him with question in his eyes and raised eye brows. AJ seeing that help has showed up flashes Skipper a look and Skipper flashes one right back.

The two soon grab the Fallen Angel by the arms and head off with him. All the while Daniels mutters at them to mind their own damn business. AJ and Skipper just nod in complete agreement with him.

Continue to haul Chris off to a place where they can talk. The two decided upon Larry's office which looks to be empty, the two smirk at each and lock the door behind them. They then set Daniels into a near by chair then lean against the wall and look at him. Daniels just glares back at the two not bothering to hide his dislike for the situation.

Christopher Daniels: "You two are really starting to piss me off. I'm leaving and your either going to get out of my way or get put into an early grave."

Elix Skipper: "I'd like to see you try it Chris. Now speak of this problem that has you all brooding. O r is it that your underwear is ridding up? Come on now the truth shall set you free and that is the gospel according to Primetime."

AJ: "Fess up Chris. It's two on one and you don't have a chance. Just clear your mind my son and all shall be forgiven."

Christopher Daniels: "...god why me? Why did you put these two here on earth? Was it to touchier me? Why god? Why?"

AJ and Skipper: "Yes, yes it was Christopher."

Christopher Daniels: "Aright just for that, you two will get your wish. However you know the saying be careful what you wish for, because you just mite get it? Well you two are about to get it."

AJ and Skipper: "Chris your being a drama queen. Come on Daniels, what's so horrible that you don't want to talk about it? Yeah Chris what happened wife cheat on you?"

Christopher Daniels pissed off: "No! My wife did not cheat on me! That's it your both getting it!"

The Fallen Angel lunches himself at Primetime and Styles, knocks Skipper down with a short left and takes down Styles with a press tackle. Primetime however recovers quickly and goes to hit Daniels form behind only to have Chris move at the last moment and hit AJ. Who takes major offence to it and hit Skipper with a hard right. Primetime responds in kind and the two are soon brawling.

Chris seeing an open window tries to make a break for it. Only to be clipped by Styles and Skipper who are rolling around on the floor. Soon Chris is pissed again and grabs a chair. He attempts to hit them both only to break the chair on Larry's desk, murdering the phone while he's at it. A large piece of which hits Skipper in the forehead, getting his focus back on Chris.

Which leaves AJ with the chance to sucker punch Primetime. Daniels forgotten for the moment jumps up on Larry's desk and goes for the BME. He hits both leaving Skipper knocked out, but doing so has freed AJ form Skippers grip. AJ still has more than a little in the tank, he goes for a leg sweep and clips Daniels. Who barely manages to miss the edge of Larry's desk.

Chirs is now pissed, he flies at both Skipper and Styles who in great fear run like heck. But they are stuck in Larry's little office so things quickly turn into a Scooby Do ep. All three are running back and forth no end in site. As Daniels screams at the two and Skipper and AJ try to make some short of peace with him.

Daniels: "You two just couldn't let it be could you! Damn nosey punk kids! What the fuck is your problem, the both of you!"

Skipper: "Now Chris! Remember your blood pressure, come on man it was just because we care!"

AJ: "Come on Chris! We didn't mean it! Can we call a truce! Please Chris, Skipper and I promise to be good!"

Daniels: "Yeah sure! Once I beat the crap out of you both!"

AJ and Skipper: "Chris! Come on, we aren't that bad! Please! Is this anyway for a father of two to act!"

Daniels: "Don't you bring my children into this!"

AJ and Skipper decided to go for broke. They both get huge eyes and tear up, then they stick out their lips and scrunch up their faces and look extremely pitiful. The two look at Daniels in much the same way a wounded five year old would. Chris feels much to his dismay his angry leave him as he stares at the two.

Who also pull out the lost hurt little boys look. Chris sighs loudly, and pats the both on the head gently. The takes them by the hand and leads them out of Larry’s office. AJ and Skipper smirk and high five each other when Chris isn't looking. Daniels meanwhile wonders just how he became AJ and Skipper's father.

Daniels: "...I'm only in my mid thirties...how the hell did I become Skipper and Styles father?..."

AJ and Skipper: "We love you daddy Chris."

Daniels: "...sigh...well I wanted more sons anyway."

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Matt looked at the house in front of him, it held many things for him. It held his future and he knew just what to do. Matt pulled out his black hoodie and placed his things black ski mask.

Puts on his Mission Impossible type gear and sets his mp3 player with the sound track form the say TV show. Soon Matt was scaling up the side of Petey's home looking more than a bit like special agents Steve and Bob.

As Matt got near the second floor window, he heard something he'd damn near smashed it over. Petey Williams is chatting up his Traci, and making her blush and giggle. Matt's eyes go dark as he sees Traci smiling at Petey. Matt then proves why he was two time X-division champ, as he swings into the bedroom busting the window.

Petey quickly covers Traci to shield her form any flying glass. While Bentley growls loudly, and waits for Williams to get away for his beloved Traci. Traci meanwhile is wondering just what the hell she did in her past lives to disserve what's been happing the last few days. Matt soon grows tired of waiting on Williams and goes for a flying tackle. Traci how being free fly’s at the two of them in an effort to stop any blood shed.

Traci: "Matt, Petey! The both of you quit it! We are adults not two year olds! We will talk this out like the adults that we are! Not lust ruled teenagers who can't use rational thought!"

Matt: "No! That wife stealer pays now babe! He's brain washed you honey! Making you think I don't love you and done other unforgivable things! He must be stopped if we are to have lasting happiness!"

Petey: "Get bent, Bentley! I never caused Traci any harm! Your the one who went all special agent Steve and Bob! Real bright, breaking my window! I'm the one who saved her from Storm and Roodes little hissy. Oh and I happen to be the one who took her to the doctor. What the hell is wrong with you! Oh wait I know, you are a loser who's out to keep me form the only woman I love! Your ass is going to jail for breaking and entering!"

Traci: "Hey! No one is doing anything that involves hurting or sending people to jail! Now you two listen up!"

The two stop as Traci delivers a death glare that would make any man quake with fear. Slowly she gets up and sits back on the bed. Motioning for them to do the same so that they can all talk. Petey and Matt glare at each other, but do as Traci has said.
Mostly because it's Traci and both want to sit as close as they can. Both Matt an d Petey get in close and seem to purr almost.

Short of them latching on both Williams and Bentley are snuggled into her. The two seemly have forgotten about the other. Matt puts his head in Traci's lap. An Petey leans into her chest smiling happy he sighs contently as Matt starts to purr. Traci meanwhile just pets the both of them while learning against the head board.

Traci considers the situation, and thinks about how much it reminds her of Daniels old problem. Daniels unknown by the rest of the world had been in a similar yet very different situation. AJ had gotten very use to having the Fallen Angel's full attention during the time he'd come to know the other man.

While the two were in Ring of Honor, AJ had come to adopt Daniels as his father figure. Weather or not Daniels had meant for it to happen or wanted it. AJ had claimed Chris as his very own, and painful death to all who tried to take the other man's time.

When Chris had started teaming with Low Ki and Skipper, AJ had been quite at first. However once AJ learned Daniels was going to Japan with them. He had acted like a kicked puppy, who longed to have his masters love again. AJ from all a counts had been miserable while Daniels had been gone. Only to be mad as hell once he'd come back form his tour of Japan.

While Low Ki hadn't even batted an eye at the whole thing. Skipper had become the other puppy. The one who was brought home after a long stay else where. Only to find that where was a puppy at home who wanted to fight it out. Thus had started one of the oddest situations of all time.

Daniels who was having problems why the two men were acting so weird. Had been clued in by Austin Aries and Alex Shelley who had been laughing like loons. Once Chris had been informed of the situation, he had given each a certain amount of time.

Along with a certain amount of space, the whole thing was unsettling for the Roman Catholic. Up until he'd found AJ his current wife and found Skipper a girlfriend. That had saved Daniels form most of the growing rumors. Which had mostly been put to bed, there were still a section of people who thought other wise.

However the masses at large didn't think it, and that was what counted to the Fallen Angel. Traci thought about it, a girlfriend for the two could just be what the doctor ordered. Meanwhile Petey and Matt purred a bit loader, which reinforced the thought. Yes, Traci would have to find them long term girlfriends.

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Christopher Daniels eyed the two boys carefully, they both looked down and tried not to look guilty. Only to make them selves look just that guilty of some horrible crime against something.

Daniels bent down and looked them both in the eye. Both attempted to back up only to be pulled back causing them to fall on their butts. Daniels pulled himself up to his full height and stared them right in the eye, he had his answer.

Christopher Daniels: "I know the truth...now the both of you had better mess up. This is your last chance to tell me what I already know. Things will go a lot easier on you if you confess, and that is the gospel according to the Fallen Angel, Christopher Daniels. Your father, who is demanding answers now misters."

Elix Skipper: "It was all AJ, fault! He told me too!"

AJ: "That's a lie! Your the one who wanted to put shaving cream in Abyss's hand then thought it would be funny to stick Mitchell's in warm water."

Elix Skipper: "Well your the one, who thought we should shave AMW's heads clean as new borns. Along with that prissy little bitch Jarette! Not to mention you stuck some sticky stuff in D'Amore's bag. Then stole Shelley's, damn Shelley cam, and that rack of ribs from Don West. Along with Raven's wallet, Terry's car keys and Sabin's mangs!"

AJ: "Yeah, well you thought it was all funny, up until we got busted!"
Christopher Daniels: "See now, don't you both feel better knowing you have told the truth?"
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on Killings: "Told me what?"

Christopher Daniels: "Nothing Truth, I was speaking about the value of not telling lies. Both Elix and AJ have learned something form this haven't you boys?"

Elix and AJ: "Yes, Sir. Yeah, sorry."

Ron Killings: "Daniels, what the hell is going on here? When the hell did AJ, and Skipper become your five year old sons? Man, what did you do to them? Did they get hit in the head or something?"

Elix and AJ: "Don't you trash our daddy!"

Ron Killings : "Daniels man, you really took your gimmick way to far...man I'm out of here."

Elix and AJ: "daddy, what did the mean man mean? your still daddy right?"

Christopher Daniels: "Don't listen to him boys, now are we going to run off then lie about it again?"

Elix and AJ: "No sir. Do you want us to go say sorry to them all?"

Christopher Daniels: "No, they all had it coming except for West...well you did only take one rack form him. So no your behavior was fine, all of those other fools had it coming. Now come along boys, we have tapes to study. After all if we are going to beat the tar out of Aires, Strong, and Shelley. We should scout the fools and learn how best to take them out."

Elix and AJ: "Yeah! They suck!"

Christopher Daniels: "That is true. Also we have to find dirt on Petey Williams, other wise Traci and Matt Bentley won't be able to have a peaceful wedding."

Elix and AJ: "Yeah, Traci + Matt forever! Tramat rules!"

Christopher Daniels: "That's good boys! Now since you have both been good, you get your beer after this."

Elix and AJ: "YES!"

Christopher Daniels: "Yes, we will use the money in Raven's wallet. Now come along, there is food and beer to be had and tapes to watch."
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"No, Scott it isn't a bad plan. Now shut up, I don't care what time it is. I'm at Petey's...yes I said I was at Petey's...Scott?..."

"...I'm still here, my heart all most went out on me...what are you doing at Petey's?...Did the two of you?..."

"No, Scott. We didn't hook up...I was in the middle of interviewing Storm. When Roode came flying at him and tried to murder him. I had to put down more moves than AJ and Daniels in a match with Joe. Long story short, Petey saved me from massive head trauma. Now I don't have much time, he and Matt are making blue steaks. I don't want to leave them alone long...now are you clear about what to do?"

"Yeah, it sounds like a good plan and all...but Traci are you sure you don't want to keep one of them?"

"Scott that would only make one of them mad. The point of this is to make them happy and get things back to workable. Not have them like love sick puppies."

"Traci you realize that part of the reason; Petey always turned on a dime the moment you said his name is one of the ways you kept Bentley in many a match."

"Yes, Scott I realize that I may have played the sex card a few too many times. But I'm trying to make a mends of short. I really had no idea that Petey would become so fanboyish. If I'd known that I'd have just hit him with a moon sault or something."

"Well I've got even money that says he would have found that sexy. Traci that man is just one big lust bunny around you. It's not going to work unless...you take one for the team and get busy with him."

"Scott! That was very crude, did you have to say that? I mean couldn't you have at least sugar coated it just a little?"

"For someone who dressed in a Santa outfit and did that crazy bit with Cage and Bentley. You certainly have a strange way of being moral Traci."

"Hey that was in good taste Scott. Now please get things in motion...oh great I smell something that doesn't smell like steak. Got to go!"

"Hey, wait I'm not done yet!...well shoot."

Scott D'Amore thought about what Traci had said. She had made very good points, and over all he did think she was right. Except she hadn't seen Petey, all love sick for months. She didn't quite have the full picture. Still D'Amore did know that Traci had made a very good point.

Her plan was good, under normal conditions, he would say that it was as good as gold. D'Amore sat in his chair for a while thinking. In the game of life, such as in the business knowing the small details was pretty much the key. D'Amore thought for a moment, yes details were important. However having people who you could count on was even better.

"Alright, I think I have the ultimate plan...I can fix a bunch of things and perhaps get my life back on track...god I miss her. I've been extremely stupid...I'm so sorry Maddy."
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"Were in the hell are those two back biting, worm sucking, worthless little maggots! There shall be bloody vengeance for this! The horrors I shall unleash upon them will rival that of Hannibal Lector and Darth Maul. The pain I shall leave them riving in will make, what I did to Sandman in House of Fun. Look like a harmless day at the beach, Skipper, Styles! Where are you! Your blood is mine!"

"Shut up, Raven. Your not the only one those two victimized. My charge and myself were left in rather, embarrassing situations. If anyone hunts those two down, it shall be myself and Abyss."

"Hell no! Chris and myself have more reason to get their hides bloody that the both of you! All they did was steal your damn wallet Raven! They desecrated Chris! He won't leave the locker room, he's so ashamed!"

"No one cares about that Storm! They shaved me clean! Me the multi time heavy weight champion of the world! They disrespect me, and I'm not going to let them get away with it!"

"Shut up bitch! They hurt my Chris! My CHRIS! No one hurts Chris, while I breath...now shut your hole or I'll fill it with cement. Got that ex-blond locks?"

"They stuck some strange sticky crap on and in my bag. I at least get to hit them with a chair once."

"They stole my Shelley cam! Those two bastards! Do you know how much that cost me? I want that back and I want it back now! I had a tape in there, with tons of wicked...it was a tape which cost me to much money to be left un-used! I was going to use it to tape my match against them."

"Oh shut up Alex...we all know what was on that tape. No one cares! They stole my mangs! That is a crime of high and vile status! And before you say anything Terry they dropped your car keys in the hall so here they are."

"Thanks, I'll be leaving now."

"Well, personably I think they have been hit in the head one too many times. I mean come on, when they stole my rack of ribs, they giggled like small children. There is no way that Styles and Skipper are sane. To beat them would only make things worse. Besides, I heard them say something about daddy Chris. And I'm not talking about you Sabin, I'm talking about the Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels. Who it seems has adopted them...do any of you really want a pissed off Daniels on your hands?"

All: "...no."

Don West: "Well then, just let it go... Or we could call them."
All: "...them?"

Don West: "It's a bit of a long shot...but if anyone can make Elix and AJ snap back into adults it would be them."

Mitchell: "West, just who are you speaking of?"

Don West: "The single most powerful forces in AJ and Skippers lives other than Daniels...their wives."
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"Alright Shelley, you understand what I'm asking you to do right?"

"Yeah, Scott...but you realize that your ex-wife..."

"Maddy is still my wife Shelley! I paid off her lawyer to not file the paper work...I couldn't handle it. I thought that I could let her go...I could let the divorce just happen...but it hurt too much. I realized I'd been so damn stupid...how badly I'd fucked up...I realized I wanted to make things right."

"Scott, not to be rude or anything. But that is going to be like stealing a seal form a mother polar bear. Are you fucking crazy D'Amore? You had 3D put her through a freaking table, and a lot of other things that alone that would make most women file. She's not even in the country right now, she's in Japan with Allie. I don't think that Allie would let you or me with in five miles of her. By the way did you know Low Ki and Allie are back together? Even if Allie or Maddy doesn't kill me, Low Ki will kill me! I'm not going to die by the hands of that man! Do you know what kind of evil hell, he will put me through should Allie sic him on me!"

"Grow some balls Alex! I need you to at least do half of what I told you! The rest can be put into motion by a few other people who aren't gutless. Now can you do that?"

"...god you can be such a prick. No wonder Maddy left you. I should just drop this and head off to Japan and rat you off! Give Maddy a reason to come back and beat the crap out of you!"

"Shut it Shelley! You realize your already in this up to your neck! This plan will get my wife back! Make Petey happy and should send Jarette to jail! Cause AMW to be deported, send ALX to rehab and get Larry a beat down."

"Fine, I'll do it. Remind me to stay off your bad side."

"Listen Shelley, all you have to do is make sure that when Low Ki, Allie and Maddy show up. Is that they get into the waiting limo I will have there. It is critical that they do this, as the driver will be on my pay roll. Now I plan now having him tape all of their conversations. I'm also going to have him try and start a few. It will give me the information I need. You will be a go between of shorts, it will be your job to gather more information. That however will be on the second day they are in town. At which point I shall step in and woman-napp her. Taking her week long, pleasure cruse and attempting to remind her of why we got married. Now do you understand, what I'm telling you?"

"Yes. I still don't see how this is going to help you. Or get AMW deported, this is lame Scott."

"You don't have to understand Alex. All you have to do is what I just told you."

"...I feel dirty...shower here I come."

"Alex you little worm! Get back on this line! ...damn little punk...he hung up on me. Well mite as well call Trinity...if there is one woman who will be eager to "steal" a man form Traci. It would be she who liked to throw herself off of 20 foot cages."

Scott dials up the number Traci has given him and waits. As he does Scott ponders how Traci got Trins number. Traci hates her and the same goes for Trin, who wants to beat the other woman sensless.

Scott starts to think about the many turns and twists his life has taken. Of all the things he's done, Scott still counts having married his wife as the best. He's not about to let her go, not this time.
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"Hey, good to hear form you Ki. So how are things with you and Allie? I heard you, Allie and Maddy were all touring Japan and Korea. So spill man how does it feel to be with two lovely ladies?"

"Daniels, for a married man. You seem to like the gutter a lot. Now I've heard some strange things, what the hell is going on in TNA?"

"Well Ki, a lot of weird crap has been happing. But, rest a easy that...hey what did I tell you two! No sneaking off without telling me what your doing? You two get your butts back in your chairs and wait for your dinner!"

"Sorry daddy Chris! AJ told me too! Did not! Did too! Your a liar Skipper! No your the liar!"

"Boys! No one is a liar, now you two sit there and play with your Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. "
"K daddy Chris! Yeah I'm going to beat you AJ! Like hell you are Skipper!"

"Daddy Chris! What the hell! Chris what the fuck is going on? That sounded like Skipper and Styles. Start talking man, this is just too weird for words."

"Ki, it's like this. You see Elix and AJ have proven that they can't be left to their own management. So I had to take over certain things on their behalf. "

"Daniels. That doesn't cover the half of it. What the hell happened to Skipper and Golden Boy? Who hit them in the head way to hard, they called you daddy for Christ sake. Now talk, what the hell happened to them? You didn't take your gimmick way too far? Did you mind whammy them into being your New Prophecy did you?"

"Ki, if your going to be negative then I'm hanging up. Skipper and AJ are just fine, except for the fact that I think they over did it on some of Van Dam's stuff. Form the looks of it, I'd say that they should come down sometime next month. Until such time I'm keeping an eye on them."

"Let me get this right, AJ Styles...Mr. Clean living got into and over did it on Rob Van Dam's super weed. Only do this if you are a long time smoker. Super weed and now thinks he's your five to ten year old son? Along with Elix who has become the boy to rats off his older brother? What the hell are you going to tell me next? Petey Williams and Traci run off to Vegas and get married? Abyss start reciting Shakespeare? Chris Harris sleeping with James Storm? All Joe really wants is a hottie wife for his very own?"

"Yes, somehow AJ and Elix ended up getting blasted by Rob's super weed. Also I hit them with a BME off of Larry's desk. As for the last statement, yeah that's true too. According to Joe, he beat the crap out of me, due to the fact I've got it all. Not only I'm God's gift to wrestling, but I've got a wife, and two kids. And that is the gospel according to Christopher Daniels. If for some reason, Elix and AJ like the idea of being the New Prophecy. That's just fine by me, with them by my side I shall take over TNA! Boys, we have a new mission! We must preach the gospel to the un-believers! The righteous words of The Fallen Angel must reach the masses! To save them form the evils that Jarette has heaped upon them. Are you with me boys!"

"Yes! You rule daddy Chris! Your words are the saving grace to damaged wrestling fans!"

"Daniels! Man you have to stop! You have taken your gimmick, way too far!"

"Never! For the New Prophecy is the salvation to the wounded wrestling fan! It is my holy duty to save them form fools like Jarette! To crush little bitches like Larry who try to pollute their minds! To give them what they need, Myself along with Elix and AJ beating the crap out of all that stands in our path! Are you with me Low Ki, it will be a victory over the fools who wish to keep us down!"

" ...well then, I'll see you sometime next week? Me, Allie and Maddy will be in town for a while. Is it cool with you if we come for a visit?"

"Hell yes. It will be good to see you three, it's been too long."

"Right then. See you then Chris."

"Bye Ki...hey what did I tell you two!"

"Sorry daddy Chris!"
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"Your telling me that my husband got hit in the head. And now thinks he is Chris Daniels five to ten year old son! Do you know where he is now?"

"I knew he was trouble! Elix always talks far too much about him! I'll show that man stealer!"

"Now Ladies, I'm most certain that Daniels isn't out to steal your men. He however does seem to be able to excite a odd amount of control. Do they have any past trams, a strange need to be told what to do?"

"Mitchell would you please stop spreading fear and chaos! Now Miss Styles and Skipper, I realize that things sound horrible. But trust me Daniels would never hurt, Elix or AJ. Weird as it sounds I'm very sure that Chris loves them. Strictly in a non romantic way, Chris isn't gay or bi. All that is needed is for the both of you to come and collect them. Chris will hand them over very to you both. He's really a very good man, married has two children of his own. He will make sure that they are alright until you two come to get them."

"Well, I'll be there as soon as I can." "I still don't like the amount of time Elix spends talking about him. I'll be there as soon as possible."

Mitchell breaks out laughing as West hangs up the conference call. West shots the deviant manager a evil look to which he just smiles at. The rest of the room sits silent, except for Raven who is laughing quietly. Abyss looks very pissed, having heard the names Styles and Skipper. Has him ready to beat someone, he moves his eyes and looks for someone.

Jarette who hasn't whined since the call started on the threat of being shipped to Cuba. In a rusty metal box, with several half starved monkeys. Decides that now is the time to whine. Doesn't notice the monster's stealthy movements, starts up.

Moving faster than Matt Sidle, or Low Ki, Abyss grabs Jeff's neck and choke slams him through his chair. The room is sigh lent for a moment, until Chris Sabin claps. Abyss smiles behind his mask and bows, then sits back down.

Scott D'Amore looks at Sabin as if he doesn't know him. Then ponders the many things he's got left to do. Pay his taxes, make sure the restaurant is doing well.
Book matches for everyone and his brother and sister.

Get his way ward wife back into his life and fix things with her. Somehow talk her into having children. The Couch is a busy man with very little time to spend on stupid things.

"Look, I don't see where this is any of my concern. I've got enough to do as it is. Latter people."

"Well, people does anyone know just where Daniels and company are right now?"

"If I knew that West, I'd be beating them bloody and taking back my wallet."

"Raven, your ego reminds me of the Hidenberg, huge and destine to go down in flames."

"All I want is my mangs back...I'm going through lack of Three X Three Eye...I need my mangas...or else bad things will happen."

"What do you mean bad things will happen?"

"Bad things will happen."

"Chirs your not making sense...what the hell are you talking about?"

"I told them...I warned them...not to steal my mangas...couldn't listen could they..."

"Sabin? What dimension are you currently on?"

"...just had to take my mangas...fools...showed them didn't we my mangssss?...yes...we did my mangssss...showed the fats hobbits...took backs whats ours..."

"Sabin, is clearly having a mental break down...Abyss please knock him out."
"...yous after the mangssssssss! Wants to keeps its from us! Justs likes thems in Canada...wes haves ways of dealings with yous..."

Everyone watchs in shock and horror was Chris Sabin, pulls a Gullum and takes off like a bat out of hell. As Abyss, Mitchell and the rest of them watch. The man/hobbit/gullum leap from tables to high shelves to out the door. Sabin has clearly broken the land speed record, as he's soon out of site. Leaving nothing but a large cloud of dust behind him.
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"So in the time we have been gone, Chris started a cult. Made both AJ and Skipper his main followers and wants us to join up with him?"

"I wouldn't put it that way. Chirs hasn't started a cult, it's more like childcare thing...granted the children are middle 20's. You didn't hear them...AJ and Elix sounded like eight year olds. If anything Chris is doing them a favor, by keeping them out of harms way."

"Allie is right, Ki. Chris started a cult and Elix and AJ are his followers. You know this is really going to get the rumors going. Still it should be fun to meet the cult, once we get back to the states. With luck Chris's cult will get into it with Team Jackass. Now that would be worth the price of admission. You know Allie we should join up with cult master Chris."

"I didn't think we were staying long enough to join a cult. You know we have other commitments, such as New Japan, and others. Granted it could be fun... honey how do you feel about wearing white sheets and singing praise to Chris?”

"Chirs didn't start a cult...its childcare service for AJ and Elix."

"Low Ki...honey. It's a cult, say it with me...it's Chris's cult...come on now. Chris started a cult, and we are happily going to join up if he's picking fights with Maddy's ex-hubby. Who won't take the hint and keeps sending flowers, jewels, electronics, exct."

"At least the last buy you back package had some wine."

"Maddy, I know this is kind of a loaded question...but do you still love him?"

"Allie, we have had this conversation before. It doesn't matter what I do or do not feel, about Scott. Except for the joining Chris's cult and getting vengeance against Team Jackass. I'm going to send my sorry ex-husbands ass through a table then kick him in the ribs.."

"I would just like to say that I love Allie and I will never ever fuck up again. When it comes to our relationship and that a vision of pure lovely woman there never was. You are the single most wonderful, beautiful, sexually desirable, make me hotter than hell. Want to go all night...Maddy, it's been fun. But we have to go, bye!"

"Bye Maddy!"

"...sigh...at least Allie is happy. I wonder if Chirs will let me be second in command of his cult..."
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"Now boys, let's go over the motto again shall we?"

"Yes, Daddy Chris."

"We are the night, we are the truth. The Prophecy has come, let all who would deny it be throw into the shadows of the night. The Prophecy is all, it sees all, is the way of things. The nature of the higher power is by it's own nature feared by those who lack insight. Without understanding of power there is no truth. We are the power, we are the light, we are the Prophecy. The Prophecy shall save the wounded wrestling fan. We are their shinning light, we are what they crave. We will save them, form the fools who try to destroy them. We will keep them form the ones who would destroy them. We are the Prophecy, we are what the masses need!"

"Brillant boys! I'm very proud of you. Soon my sons we shall strike out at the fools, with the help of others who follow your path. For now, we shall take what's left of Raven's money and get beer and wings."

"Yeah! You rule Daddy Chris!"

"Chris! Oh thank god I found you, oh good you still have AJ and Elix."

"West...what is it that you need? I'm on my way to take of things, with my boys. Speak now, for my time is valuable...my sons grow restless."

"Look Chris, AJ and Elix's wives are on their way here to get them. They will be here in less than a hour, so don't worry about having to watch them much longer. You can dump them off in the conference room where they can duel with some of the security staff who have Yu-Gi-Oh decks on them."

"Sweet! Dueling rules! Way to go Unca Don, we love you!"
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est looks shocked, as Elix and AJ come running at him and hug him. Daniels meanwhile gets a dark look on his face. The Fallen Angel isn't a happy man. West has told him most troubling news, AJ and Elix's wives are evil.

Evil nasty un-believers who seek to take his boys form him. That is unacceptable, it will not be allowed to happen. Elix and AJ need him for guidance, for protection, to be cared for. They are his sons, and no one is taking them form him. The Fallen Angel watchs in dark wrath as Don West leads Elix and AJ away to the conference room.

A dark grin slips upon his face, he has things he needs to do. Things that will ensure that he keeps his sons safe form those who would take them. Daniels moves quickly in the other direction, if he is to keep his sons he must move quickly. His plans will not fail, for he is the Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels. No one takes what is his and lives to tell of it.

Abyss looks at Mitchell in question as the two watch the Fallen Angel. Mitchell nods at him and the two head in the direction that Don West has taken Elix and Styles. The two did not see any humor in AJ and Elix's earlier antics. While daddy is away, it's time for the boys to pay.

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"Who started it?"

Petey and Matt say nothing and keep their heads down. Traci meanwhile gives them a very disapproving glare. She not gone more than five minutes and the two went from making steaks. (Which thankfully made it out alive.) To trying to grill the other, which has left them both bruised and a bit bloody.

Thankfully however they are both free form burns of any kind. Traci had come in to see them rolling around on the ground silently beating on each other. It seemed as if the two had reached a certain understanding. That being once she wasn't around, it was just fine to beat the other up.

Traci however was not fine with their behavior, this wasn't work. Beating on each other in the ring was one thing. Beating on each other while in a residential was another.

"Matthew, Petey...one of you will tell me now who and why you felt the need to roll around on the ground. I thought I'd walked into a gay porn shot at first. Now talk, or else I'll be forced to use other means."

"Babe, I just want to say that I did nothing to provoke him...I just said a few truths that mite have upset the sorry son of a..."

"Matthew! You shall stop that line of langue! This is the kind of behavior that is making all three of us insane. It disrupts our work, our lives and drives the rumor mill that we are in a sicko three way."

Matt and Petey: "No way in hell I'd be in a relationship with a man! I'm straight damn it! I only love you my sweet Traci!" "She's my sweet Traci!" "Mine!"

"Both of you, please be quite! Good god, I need to have some peace. Now the both of you quite this, childish behavior. Come on guys, this isn't love it's a weird obsession you both have become consumed by. It's just like Chris Sabin and his mangas, do you both want to end up like that?"

"No. I don't want to be Gullum."

"Good now, let's eat dinner. Then Petey if you don't mind I'd like to use your computer to book a flight back to San Antoino for Matt. I'll be on my way home once that gets done."

"Are you sure you just don't want to stay Traci?... the doctor said you shouldn't drive. You could black out and crash."

"Oh god no! Babe, you should come home with me! I'll make sure you stay safe, after all your not only my manager but the woman I love."

"Not to worry, I've made arrangements. I have a friend coming to get me, said friend will also be spending time with me while I recover."

"Traci, I don't mean to disrespect your judgment. But wouldn't it just be easier to stay here...I'm off the same amount of time that it's going to take for you to get better anyway."

"NO! You wife stealer, you want to run off with my soon to be wife!"

"As if Traci would marry you anyway Bentley!"

"Quite! Now, if it makes you both feel better. The friend is a woman anyway, so quite being so it mine. I happen to be a person, not a item you can buy or find."

"Sorry Traci. Yeah, I didn't mean to be such a jerk."

"That's fine guys, but you see it now? You both have a very bad obsession, that is not love."

"It feels like love. Traci, I know that sometimes it looks bad, but I really do love you."

"Come on, the steak is getting cold."

Matt and Petey followed quietly behind her, formulating plans to show Traci. Just how wrong she was about how they felt. It was love, it was just truly madly, deeply, like Savage Garden had told it. Traci prayed that her plan would work, she prayed Scott wouldn't do anything stupid. She hopped that the two women she had picked out wouldn't run out.
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Elix and Skipper looked out form here current hiding place in fear. Both Mitchell and Abyss were ripping the room to bits. They didn't know how long they had until the two found them again. So far they had escaped the wrath of the evil men.

However that looked as if it would be a temparay thing. Elix cringged as Mitchell wacked poor Don West yet again. AJ tried to clam Elix as best he could, but poor AJ was sacrred spitless too. Both grabbed on to the other was Abyss put his foot through yet another piece of table.

"Elix, AJ...come out to play! Now boys, it's time you learned a valuble lesson. That lesson is that for every action their is a reaction. The action, you did was attempt to humliualte myself and my charge. The reaction is that we are going to send you both to the emergancy room! Elix, AJ come out to play."

Elix in whisper: "AJ, I'm sacrred...they hurt unca Don, and he didn't do anything to them. What are they going to do to us?"

AJ in whisper: "Don't worry Elix, I mean we have been in a lot of scarry matches. We can take them."

Elix: "Yeah, we should be just fine."

It was then that Abyss put his fist through the wall, then pulled it back out clean as it had been before. Elix grabbed on to AJ and hide his face in the other man's chest. AJ stared out form behind their broken pile of tables and shevles.

If something didn't happen soon, he and Elix were going to end up in the emergancy room. AJ wondered where his daddy Chris was, if ever he and Elix needed daddy it was now. AJ hopped that daddy Chris would come soon. As he watched Abyss get closer, he hopped harder than he had ever hopped before.

'Please, come. Please daddy Chris! We need you daddy! Help! Oh god, no! Daddy!'
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Chris Daniels felt a strange sense of despration over take him. Daniels stopped his walking and stood for a moment and waited. The feeling soon became much stronger, and more desprate that it had felt before. It was then that Daniels knew what it was. Elix and AJ needed him and quickly.

Something was very wrong, he could feel it. The boys needed him, Daniels looked over at the open closet and grabbed a large pipe. Soon he was running in the direction of the confrance room. Fear drove the Fallen Angel faster, his boys needed him and fast.
Daniels was at the door and about to bust it open, when he heard a sickening voice. Daniels became pale for a moment, then his color slowly came back a bit. He prayed he was wrong about what he would find. Chirs broke the door open and came into the room a man possesite.

The site he saw drove the Fallen Angel to hate he had never known before. Elix and AJ were out cold in pools of their own blood. In that moment Christopher Daniels became something else. Christopher Daniels was gone, what was left in his place was something even the Witch King would have feared.

The being once known as Christopher Daniels attacked Abyss faster than the human eye could detect. The monster was down and out in less than 30 seconds. James Mitchell didn't even have a chance to scream. As the Fallen Angel broke both his arms, and one leg.

Then hit him very hard in the head with the pipe. The Fallen Angel dropped the pipe and sucopped up his boys. He was out of the room faster than he had entered. Only three things were left behind, two broken bodies...and a single white feather------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Doctor: "Dear god, what happened to them?"

Fallen Angel: "Someone attacked them, without mercy."

Doctor: "It's lucky that you got them here so quickly, I've never seen two guys in such bad shape. If they had gotten here any latter...well I don't want to think about it."

Fallen Angel: "I don't wish to consider it myself."

Doctor: "Well, your firends are lucky you found them. They should be fine by morning, it was mostly blood lose."

Fallen Angel: "Good, I shall take them out of here and home in the morning."

Doctor: "Are you sure, I mean I'd like to keep them a day or two."

Fallen Angel: "No. I shall take care of them, it's my fault they were hurt. I won't make that mistake again. I will keep them safe."

Doctor: "Well, I guess it's your call sir. I'll leave you with them."

Fallen Angel: "Yes, yes it is. I will not allow anything else to cause them pain."

Elix half in half out: "...owie...Chris?..."

AJ half in half out: "...pain...bites...I don't think that's Chris...his eyes are brown...this guy has blue/gold..."

Fallen Angel: "...your safe boys, just rest for now."
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Larry: "Don, what the hell happened?"

Don West: "...those two bastards had it coming Larry. I don't know who did it, but it was the right thing to do. I just hope that AJ and Elix are ok. We still don't know where they are and Mitchell and Abyss are in no shape to tell us. I just hope that they wake up long enough to tell us, then die."

Larry: "So how are there wives handling it?"

Don West: "Oh, they are currently checking every emergency room in the Orlando area. That and they are pissed off, they said something about beating your ass."

Larry: "They did?"

Don West: "Yes, and they meant it.

Larry: "Fuck."

"Theressssssss thessssss mangassssssssss! Tellsssss ussss!"

Larry: "What the hell is that, West what the fuck is going on there!"

Security guys: "Sabin! Stop, get back here!"
"Managsssssssssssss!"

Don West: "That Larry that is Chris Sabin, and he's currently looking for his mangas."

Larry: "Fuck!"
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