Cyber Love

I asked my good friend Angie to go with me to LA. She was determined to get me to go to the premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean 2. She said that I had to see him in person. Angie said that my sweet cyber prince would fall for me in person since he already fell for me through my words. Of course, I thought she was full of crap. I was nothing special … just an ordinary girl fell for an ordinary guy. That is how I thought of him. He was special to me and only me in ways that others did not see.

I got dressed in my favorite skinny jeans and baby doll shirt that accented my breasts. Not that I was trying to impress anyone … I just did not want to stand out as a nobody. I threw my air up with Chinese chopsticks and left a few whispy’s of air around my eyes. We arrived at the party at about 9p. Everyone was dancing and drinking. I looked all over for him. I did not see him anywhere. I did see Johnny Depp sitting with some friends. Angie also saw him and darted over to him. Oh crap … why did she do that??

“Excuse me Mr. Depp. Do you know where Orlando is?” Angie asked. Johnny almost looked upset at the question but then we locked eyes. “Is your friend the one asking for young Bloom? He was looking my direction. Oh God! I could feel the heat in my cheeks. They were sure to be bright red. “Yes.” Responded Angie. “She is a friend of Orlando’s.” Johnny walked closer to me and looked at me again in a strange manner. He was acting like a big brother protecting his younger sibling. “Look, Orlando is not in the mood for groupies tonight.” This infuriated Angie. “SHE IS NOT A GROUPIE. SHE IS ORLANDO’S FRIEND. THIS IS KAT.” This caught Johnny by surprise. “MistressKat???” I stood there dumbfounded. He talked about me with Johnny. What else did he say?

“Maybe I shouldn’t have come.” I turned to walk away and Johnny grabbed my arm. “I am sorry for being so rude to you. I did not know it was you. I am really glad you are here. He needs you badly.” The concern in Johnny’s voice scared me. “Where is Orlando?” I asked. He lifted his arm and pointed to the group of buxom blonde groupies. One move a little bit and I saw my Orlando. He eyes were black and blue from lack of sleep. His face was deeply sullen like he lost his favorite toy. On top of everything, he was very drunk and getting friendly with the young ladies around him. I looked at Johnny and said, “We have to get him out of here and back to his room. Will you please help me?” Without even answering, Johnny and I walked towards Orlando.

“Hey mate…a friend of yours came to see you.” I stayed behind Johnny. Orlando looked around and said, “No friends here. Wanna drink with us JD?” I step around Johnny and looked at Orlando with a fierce intense look. “YOU HAVE HAD ENOUGH TO DRINK ORLANDO!” I was surprised by my anger as was Orlando. “WHO THE HELL ARE …” He stopped mid-sentence. He walked over to me and looked at me. I never imagined that he would be so much taller than me. He looked down into my teary eyes. All he said was “Kat??” Then he, my Orlando, collapse in my arms.