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For the Love of Jackass	By : GinaKnoxville Category: Reality TV > Jackass Views: 1613 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know the celebrity I am writing about. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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The weeks leading up to the show were rather uneventful.
“Fucking alarm clock shut the hell up!” Heather shouted as she pitched it into a wall, but the noise wouldn’t subside. It finally hit her that it wasn’t her alarm clock that was ringing, but the phone. She stepped lazily out of bed, running her eyes. She had to squint to see what was showing on the caller ID, shit… it was the girls’ producer.
“Hello?” her voice sounded cracked and muffled; clearing it she tried again. “Hello? Oh, good morning Angela.”
“Heather, it’s two in the afternoon… anyway, I was looking at the numbers, and even with Bam not being there, we’re still one girl short, I’m trying to keep it even, so maybe you could talk to Gina and Savvy and come up with somebody.” Angela said, sounding very producer-like.
“Hmmm… okay, yeah, I know just who to call and invite, I doubt it will be a problem.”
“Okay, but Heather, please let Savvy and Gina know…”
Heather quickly cut her off by hanging the phone up. The corner of her mouth curled as she began to dial the next number. This was going to an interesting two months…
Karen sat inside the small restaurant, waiting patiently for Heather to arrive, but as the minutes passed, so did her faith in Heather’s presence. Just as Karen got up to leave, she heard the bell above the door jingle, and in walked a bundled up Heather, who mad eye contact with her, but walked past her standing form to the front counter. Karen raised her hand to wave, but quickly dropped it when she realized Heather wasn’t even looking at her anymore.
Grabbing the warm cup of coffee off the counter and handing the money to the cashier, Heather turned and scanned the room before resting in the seat across from Karen.
“Guh, it’s way too early for this,” Heather groaned while putting her signature yellow sun glasses up on her head before pouring numerous amounts of sugar and creamer into the styrofoam cup.
“But you… didn’t you ask me to come at this time? I’m pretty sure you did, I even wrote down the time, place, day while we were on the phone so I wouldn’t forget.” Karen stammered before breaking off into a break-neck pace while rummaging around in her purse for this alleged piece of paper.
Heather flicked her eyes up without moving her head, “I know what time I asked you to be here, I just didn’t know I was still gonna be stoned from last night.”
Karen’s eyes widened in horror at the casual reference to drug use and Heather smirked so she couldn’t see her, relishing in her shock. She began to chew on her stirring stick, not only for the lack of a smoking section, but to cause a distraction as she built up a faux bright and cheery attitude which would hopefully make this proposal much easier to accomplish.
“So, Karen… how bout you come on a nice long vacation with Gina, Savvy and I? It’ll be around two months long and will be doing a bunch of things in that time, or if you possibly can’t do two months, at least come out for one? Please, we really want you to be there.” Heather told the small girl in front of her while grabbing her hands in a show a friendship and sounding as excited and enthusiastic as she could.
“Maybe I could…” she paused as she blew her nose, “but why are you asking me? I mean, you never really talked to me back in high school, I kinda thought you didn’t like me.”
Heather faked to be taken aback, “Me?! No, it’s not that I didn’t like you, I was just trying not to get close to too many people before I moved, it would have made leaving all the harder, but now that I’m back, I see it all as water under the bridge.” She stopped to let her words sink in and to take a sip of her coffee. “Plus I’m just the messenger really, Gina and Savvy are the ones that REALLY wanted you to be there, they talked to me about it, and… well… I thought it was a good idea. They would be here to ask you also, but they had some errands to run. Please, we really want to catch up with you.” Heather cast a pleading look knowing that it would seal the deal.
Karen was visibly giving in. She rubbed her nose with a tissue as her eyes darted around in their sockets while she thought about it. “I’ll have to talk to my boss, but I think I can.” She smiled genuinely.
“Great! Oh my god it’s gonna be so much fun.”
The two girls exchanged information and gave each other a hug. With their backs turned, a small smirk formed on Heather’s face and she laughed to herself.
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