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Skirts and Bikinis	By : DarkSeraph Category: Dir en grey > Het - Male/Female Views: 1463 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know the members of Dir en grey. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Chapter List
- 1-A Need for a Vacation
- 2-Evil Fucker...?
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- 2
Title:
“Skirts and Bikinis”
Bands:
Dir en Grey
Pairings:
KyoxOFC
KaoruxOFC
DiexOFC
ToshiyaxOFC
ShinyaxOFC
Genre:
Comedy Romance
Status:
On-going
Disclaimer:
Before I get arrested… I own nothing, but the story and I’m still not making any money…

Thank you so much for your review Heather (DirZee)! The pairings are kinda obvious… or is that what I want you to think? ^_^ Please enjoy!

Skirts and Bikinis
Chapter 2: Evil Fucker…?

“Shin-chan,” Miyu started, breathing heavily by his ear, licking it slightly then nibbling on it. She slowly snaked her arms around his neck, she was behind him, unbuttoning the first few buttons on his collared shirt. Massaging his back and tracing circles on his chest.

“Nnnnn.” Shinya moaned rolling his head back to reach her, kissing her arms lovingly. He knew exactly what she wanted, he wondered if maybe he should make her beg for it like a naughty girl she is, on just give it to her. He turned, facing her, and pushed her down gently, but enough to cause her to squeak. Smirking, he bit on her strap and dragged it off her shoulders with his teeth.

She reached for Shinya’s neck, pulling him closer to her face. A wave suddenly hit her face, making her scream.

“Damn fucking fuck! Son of a bitch!” Miyu screamed, “Evil Mother Fucker!!!”

Everyone was staring at her, the thought of her being weird was suddenly thrown out, she was basically psycho. She was day dreaming again, probably of Shinya because she had a smile on her face, now she starts yelling furiously.

“So…” Kaoru started, but broke into a laugh as everyone started laughing. Even though she was practically a psychopath, you have to admit it was funny. She just continued breathing heavily, not paying attention to anyone, it was just so close! She was so close to having hot sex with Shinya! She screamed again, letting out a throaty breath.

“Continue.” Miyu bit her lip trying to calm down.

“You have tourettes?” Die teased, causing Miyu to glare at him.

“Maybe bipolar!” Toshiya joined in, laughing.

“Now, now, be nice.” Kaoru held back a laugh, but was failing miserably. “We mustn’t tease Miyu, here.”

“True, she’s already named after a dog!” The vocalist couldn’t help saying it, Sakura and Chey laughed hysterically at what Kyo said. Shinya just frowned, his Miyu stands for gentle beauty. As for that woman… truthful bind… a true lock. (1)

Kaoru took a deep breath and was soothed.

“There was exactly eight flights left for Naha tomorrow and we booked all of them.” He started, and everyone cheered. “But three of the flights are different from the other five. Three of us are going to arrive four hours later.”

“You’re saying, we have to take the three flights?” Sakura asked rhetorically, accentuating her, Chey, and Miyu. “And I have to give the keys to you?”

“Of course!” Die smiled at her, putting an arm on Kaoru, “we band mates like to stick together! Believe it or not, Kaoru gets worried when we’re not in sight!”

“Like a mother bear to her cubs.” Chey smirked, Kaoru’s eye twitched.

“A wife to her unfaithful husband.” Miyu glared, causing Kaoru to scowl. Suddenly, it turned into a staring contest between the two.

“I guess everything is settled?” Shinya raised a brow, upon hearing his voice, Miyu turned to him almost automatically. Miyu blinked and screamed again.

“Damn fucking fuck! Son of a bitch!” She yelled furiously at Kaoru, “Evil Mother Fucker!!!”

“You mustn’t act like that Asakura.” Kyo cooed, hugging Shinya tightly. “Shinya loves his women gentle and lady-like.”

*****Moving on*****

Rei licked the shaft clean and got up to wash her mouth.

“That’s all you wanted, right?” Rei called as she rinsed her mouth, she didn’t like the taste, but she didn’t want cum on her face or any other part of her body anyway. “Leave.”

“But I want to please you too.” The guy whined as he put his arms around her, his naked body sweaty as he pressed his erect member on her clothed ass.

“Like you’re actually capable of doing something like that with your five inch dick.” She spat, pushing the guy away. “Just go before I kill you.”

The guy frowned and was at a loss for words. He put on his boxers and left the hotel room. He saw a bath robe clad lady with her fake breast showing, she beckoned him in and he smirked, happy to get laid. (2)

Rei cringed and took some pills the hotel service brought last night. Apparently she had one too many drink at the club last night, but unfortunately she remembered everything. She sighed, Amaya was probably worried by now. Her phone rang suddenly and she answered it.

“Lenny!” Amaya called, “are you okay? The guy that was going to pick you up said you weren’t there! Did something happen? Can you hear me?”

“I’m fine,” Rei answered in her usual tone. She was one of those people who didn’t get a bad hangover. “I’m sorry, something just came up.”

“I’m just glad you’re okay.” Amaya sighed, “I was so worried! There’s going to be a flight for Naha in four hours, do you wanna take it?”

“Of course, I really feel bad for what happened.” Rei looked at the bed sadly, she hated making Amaya worry. Even though she’s usually an immature brat, she’s the only friend she truly had. “You want me to cook you dinner then?”

“I missed your cooking!” Amaya smiled, Rei always know how to make it up to someone.

*****And so*****

Sakura, Chey, and Miyu were all stuck back at the airport. Apparently, they stopped over at this unknown place for a thirty minute break, but with their luck, the plane left them. They sat across each other and blamed everyone, but themselves. They tried calling the boys, but none of them answered. Luckily, they didn’t have any luggage and Rei got them a ride to Naha.

“Shin-chan!!!” Miyu cried, “why did you leave me!?!”

“Shut up!” Sakura and Chey were both pissed. She’s been crying all the while they were there. It was funny the first thirty seconds, now it’s just bothersome. Not wanting her head smashed, Miyu stopped and sobbed.

“This is all your fault Miyu!” Chey spat.

“Stop blaming other people for your own fault.” Sakura glared, “You should at least look at our surrounding, you can’t just expect Miyu to figure everything out.”

“It’s not like it’s my fault I can’t read Japanese!” Chey switched her tongue to English. “I could barely speak the damn language!”

“Same here, you‘re selfish enough to demand everyone to do things for you!” Sakura also switched her tongue to English. Miyu could very well understand everything since she is an editor. “Why don’t you just shut up and be thankful she actually got us someone who can get us out of here?”

“If she paid attention, we wouldn’t be in this situation, in the first place!” Was the only thing Chey had left to say.

“If you didn’t force us to get something to eat in the first place, she wouldn’t have to translate everything, right?” Sakura wasn’t really the type of person to argue, but Chey was just being so inconsiderate at the moment. They’ve been there for god knows how long and all the while all she’s been doing is talking shit.

“Stop fighting you, guys! We wouldn’t want to upset the person picking us up, now do we?” Miyu tried cheerfully, Sakura sighed and turned to Chey, as Chey did to Sakura.

“I’m sorry Miyu…” Chey bowed.

“It’s okay!” Miyu smiled in return.

“You must be Asakura-san?” Amaya smiled at the three. The three looked up at her, she was that famous Lolita model! They all looked like they just turned lesbian for one second, even Miyu. She was beautiful, sporting out a black and blue corset with lacey arm warmers for sleeves and a black and blue mid thigh plaid skirt. She had on a lacey knee-high socks and dolly shoes that gave her five inches, but she was still at around five feet six inches. Her eyes applied with black eyeliner and blue eye shadow with black-grey under tones, her cheeks rosy and pink lips. She wore several silver jewelries all resembling a cross and her trademark blue diamond ring. “I’m Rei’s friend, Amaya Matsuyama. Nice to meet you.”

“Yes! Please call me Miyu!” Miyu bowed and Amaya bowed in return. She gestured at Chey and Sakura and they both bowed. “This is Chey Chung and Sakura Akabane.”

“The limo is just outside, let‘s get you guys home, okay?”

****Moving on*****

The band gave up on their band practice an hour ago. They just settled the luggage and sat around not doing anything. They figured they’d get something after the girls come. They didn’t bother checking their mobiles since there’s just probably a bunch of missed calls from Miyu trying to get a hold of Shinya and they were correct.

Kyo dozed off a while ago on the couch, Kaoru and Die were playing video games, Toshiya was lying down reading a manga, and Shinya just came back from picking up his beloved dog. It was quite silent, but a more tranquil feeling than boredom.

“Enjoy this moment now, Shinya,” Toshiya started, as if giving the drummer a premonition. “Miyu can walk in any time soon and you won’t be able to escape.”

“Better start praying, pretty boy!” Die teased.

“Don’t worry, his baby is here, you know how scared Miyu is of her.” Kaoru laughed, “You taught her well!”

“I know.” Shinya nodded in reply. He looked over at Kyo and he was still fast as sleep. Die went over to his left and strum his electric guitar hard, but nothing happened.

“Wrong ear dumbass!” Toshiya laughed and the red head gave a nod and his lips formed a small “oh.” But before he could do anything, Kyo threw a pillow at him, making him fall over. (3)

“I wasn’t sleeping dumbass!” Kyo smirked.

“Don’t you think it’s weird, though?” Kaoru started, the rest of them looked at him. “They were supposed to be here three hours ago.”

“They’re girls, they might’ve gone shopping or something.” Kyo rolled his eyes. They all agreed with him and went back to what they were doing, he does have a point.

“Hope they got dinner…” Toshiya muttered as he walked out of the room.

“We need beer too…” Die announced as he opened the last can of beer.

“We can all buy those tomorrow.” Kaoru informed.

“Maybe I should cook something for dinner.” Shinya raised his eyes to the band members. They all grimaced, but smiled as the drummer looked at them. Shinya is an okay cook, but he tries to make it too healthy that it tastes weird. Come on, curry with pickles and pistachios! Eating that was the only thing Miyu won’t do for Shinya. (4)

“Tadaima!” Chey smiled, walking in the living room.

“Shin-chan!!!” Miyu came running in trying to embrace Shinya. She heard a bark and suddenly stopped in her tracks, shaking, petrified of the sound. She backed up slowly, sobbing as she sat down on the couch defeated. She was deathly afraid of that dog, she’s a little evil monster.

“Good girl…” Shinya whispered to Miyu as he picked her up.

“Thanks assholes for not picking up.” Was Sakura’s sarcastic remark.

“I was actually worried about you guys.” Kaoru said in defense.

“Well, good news!” Chey started.

“You guys have three rooms, I share the master bedroom with these two.” Sakura sat down and looked at Die who drank the last can of beer. “Bad news, no alcohol… You didn’t leave some for me?!”

“Another good news!” Miyu jumped happily. “Totchi’s dream girl is here!”

“You guys!” Toshiya came running in the room, breathless, gasping for air. He doesn’t know how Miyu does that without breaking a sweat. “Matsuhara! Amaya Matsuhara!”

The rest of the band looked at the bassist and Miyu confused. As Amaya entered the room, the band all gave her surprised looks.

“Dir en Grey?” Amaya gasped, she had been a fan for more than two years now and she couldn’t believe she’s seeing them in person. She clapped softly, speechless. “I’m sorry, if I sound like I’m fangirling, but I’m a really big fan!”

They all looked at her shocked, they were actually just thinking of asking her to do a photo shoot with them sometime their next single comes out. Amaya looked at it as them not wanting to talk to her so she blushed hard and was about to run off.

“I told you guys!” Toshiya stopped her and shook her hands vigorously, smiling and showing his perfectly crooked teeth. He couldn‘t believe he finally met her, she was much cuter in person. He was thinking of maybe pulling off what Hyde did, in desperation to meet her. “Don’t worry about it! We’re all your fan boys!” (5)

She started smiling at him, matching his enthusiasm.

“I’m really happy to hear that!” She smiled, she couldn’t help blushing. Toshiya was her favorite member, maybe because of the blue, or maybe because she thought his crooked teeth were cute. She laughed softly, she was definitely giving them gifts later on. (6)

“She’s the one who dropped us off here.” Sakura informed.

“Thank you for dropping them off here, Amaya.” Kaoru smiled.

“Wow…” Die scratched the back of his head, sitting beside Sakura. “Miyu sure knows famous people… Nice to meet you Amaya! Call me whatever you want.”

“Kyo, just Kyo.” The vocalist bowed, he’s really not used to meeting other people so he was shy.

“And my Shin-chan!” Miyu tried to run up to Shinya, but was stopped by Miyu. The dog then jumped up to Amaya.

“Miyu likes you.” Shinya smiled quite interested, Miyu usually didn’t like girls. “Shinya.”

“And I like her too!” Amaya smiled and gave the Chihuahua back to him she bowed to him. Just then her mobile rang, she bowed slightly and answered.

“Amaya?” Rei called. “I just got here.”

“I’m sorry! I’m still with Miyu-san and the others.” She smiled, “you didn’t tell me Dir en Grey was with her!”

“I didn’t know.” Rei pondered, she should have known then again, Miyu is always whining about her Shinya. “I’ll get dinner ready then, Chinese okay?”

“Uhuh!”

“Good,” Rei nodded, “that’s the only thing I know how to cook.”

“You wanna invite them for dinner?” Amaya asked, “They looked like they haven’t eaten yet.”

“Sure…” Rei raised a brow, “but tell them someone else made it.”

“Of course!” Amaya teased, Rei never really cook for anyone so she didn’t want them knowing she cooked for them. “I’ll see you later?”

“Yeah, buy me at least an hour and a half.”

“Okay, anything for you my love!” Amaya hanged up and turned to find everyone staring at her. Toshiya looked disappointed and slightly envious of the guy on the phone. She smiled directly at him, making him turn to hide the blush on his face. She was sad for a moment, but went back to her smiling face. “You guys want to join me for dinner?”

*****Woohoo! Free dinner!*****

Kaoru, Die, Sakura, and Chey were all in the huge living room watching some anime. Amaya decided to take a walk around her garden and Toshiya followed to keep her company. Shinya was no where to be found and Miyu went to go play hide and seek with him. Kyo didn’t want to disturb the now forming couples so he found a nice spot at the back of the villa to have a smoke.

“Kyo-sama!” Amaya called, smiling at the lonely vocalist.

“Hey.” He took one last drag of his cigarette and put it out, figuring it would be rude to smoke in front of a lady. “I thought you were with Totchi.”

“It’s time for dinner now!” She smiled that never ending smile at him. He wasn’t really a fan of those overly cheerful girls, but he seems to be drawn to her, maybe because of her innocence. “I figured you’d be here!”

“What makes you think that?” The blonde raised a brow, they only met about an hour ago.

“My chauffer said it was the best place to smoke in here!” She laughed, making him smile. “Let’s go eat now, okay?”

“Yeah, I’ll just finish here.” He smiled, she bowed slightly and left. He stretched and was about to get up when someone had kicked him. He was shocked at first, but he started hopping around trying to remain his balance. But this only gave the fall more momentum. He fell hard, face first on the concrete sidewalk.

The vocalist yelped in pain as he got up, quickly checking if he broke his nose. It was bleeding, but okay.

“What the fuck!?!” Kyo snapped, biting back a painful cry. His teeth were in quite a bit of pain, but he ignored it. He wanted to rip that person’s head off.

*****To Be Continued*****

1: He was talking about the kanji for Miyu… If you don’t already know…

2: I forgot to tell you… That’s a tranny…

3: Kyo is practically dear on his left ear

4: This is just a joke… I added pistachio because I like how he pronounces it…

5: If you don’t already know how Hyde met his wife… well… I think it’s actually pretty cute! Every time people asked Hyde what kind of woman he liked, he would reply with, “Someone like Megumi Oishi,” or “Megumi Oishi.” In one interview, they kept on talking Hyde about meeting her in person. They said they had a special VCR for him, but then she came out with her photo album. He was speechless and everyone decided to call it break time. It’s really cute! He’s so timid and shy! Please watch the video!

6: Toshiya’s teeth are cute!

Author’s Note:
Just in case you guys are wondering this is from year 2000 after they released Ain’t Afraid to Die. What do you guys think? Pretty boring huh? Well it’s just the beginning… Maybe I should’ve gone with a BANG! Huh? (laugh) I sounded like a meanie last chapter, huh? But I actually love criticisms and stuff like that! I hope it was quite enjoyable for you! Please Rate and Review!
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