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The Ordinary Prince	By : GacktnoHime Category: > Kyo/Kaoru Views: 2184 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Title: The Ordinary Prince

Title: The Ordinary Prince
Author: Gackt no Hime (Gacktnohime@aol.com)
Archive: If you want it, take it. Just let me know where so I can visit ^_^
Comments: Erm… Do you guys remember reading a magazine called "Crickets" in elementary school? Well, I did. Neways, "Crickets" used to have short stories featured in every issue, and one story was called "The Ordinary Princess"… well as you can probably guess by now, this fic is inspired/based off of that story… though not completely, 'cuz I don't remember exactly how the original story went ^^;;;… OH! And PLEASE R&R!
Warnings: language, OOC-ness, shounen-ai (duh! >.<;;…), and slight Ayumi Hamasaki bashing @D@;;;… I can't help it! My friend kept babbling about her when I was trying to think of a name for the character, and then it just stuck! I didn't mean to! HONEST!… but it DOES present a funny picture @D@;;;;;
Genre: fairytale…. Semi-twisted fairytale @D@;;; and humor
Rating: PG-13
Band: Deg and Yoshiki
Pairing: KaoruXKyo, may be other side pairings…

The Ordinary Prince
Part I:

"GYA~H!" a high-pitched scream resounded throughout the halls of the castle where King Yoshiki and King..erm.. Queen Shinya dwelt.
"HEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!" the same voice continued to screech out, as its owner ran into view in a panic.
"Lady Ayumi! What's the matter?" King Yoshiki exclaimed, rushing towards the screaming lady with Queen Shinya in tow.
"What's the matter? WHAT'S THE MATTER?!" Lady Ayumi screeched. "You're SON, is the matter! He threw some hideous BUGS at me! BUGS!
"I'm the most beautiful person within this kingdom," Lady Ayumi plowed on, oblivious to Shinya's annoyance at such a claim. "If it wasn't bad enough that such a beauty as myself had to LOWER herself to dating such an ORDINARY person, your demonic excuse of a son had to throw BUGS at me!"
"My dear," Queen Shinya cut in sharply, "there's no need for redundancy!"
"About the bugs?" Ayumi inquired in a small voice, intimidated by Shinya's sharp tone of voice.
"No," Yoshiki explained, rolling his eyes, "about you being the most beautiful person in this kingdom…."
Lady Ayumi only gave a blank stare back at her King, not understanding the implications at all.
"Give it up, Yoshi!" a new voice suddenly interjected. "Subtleties aren't Lady Ayumi -'I'm the epitome of courtly idiocy'- Hamasaki's strongest points."
"OMG! It's HIM!" said lady screeched again. And as if on cue, a pint-sized, blond-haired boy appeared with a little black scorpion sitting on top of his head. "And he's got his BUG with him too!"
"It's not a BUG, baka!" the small blond retorted. "It's a SCORPION! 'Bug' is a term usually applied to stupid plant pests. Scorpions are arthropods related to spiders that have a poisonous stinger at the tip of their long, jointed tail; they are MUCH cooler!" The blond declared, punctuating his summarized encyclopedic explanation of the difference between bugs and scorpions by sticking his tongue out at the Lady.
"Same difference!" Ayumi snapped back, returning the favor by making a face at the blond.
"Ayumi! I will not tolerate your imprudence towards my son, the Prince of this country!" Yoshiki and Shinya both scolded at the same time. "You have our permission to retire now!"
"But---!" Lady Ayumi tried to protest, only to be cut off.
"NOW!"
"Yeah! You tell her, Yoshi! Shin-shan!"
"Don't call me Yoshi/Shin-chan!" the ruling couple yelled in unison at the petite blond, while Ayumi beat a hasty retreat.
"Tooru, how many more young ladies are you going to scare away with your childish antics? Already, NONE of the princesses around this area wants to have anything to do with you!" Yoshiki cried in exasperation at the blond-haired prince.
"Oh, come on Yoshi, you know that those high-born ladies/princesses that you kept shoving my direction never wanted to have anything to do with me even BEFORE I started to scare them," Prince Tooru said with a roll of his eyes.
"You know that it's because you scare them away, Tooru-kun, otherwise, what reason do they have to shun you?" Shinya tried to reason. "And don't call your father Yoshi, it ruins his image…"
"Shin-chan, you KNOW they shun me because I'm ORDINARY," Tooru pointed out, emphasizing the last word.
The auburn-haired man opened his mouth to speak, but Tooru, knowing what he wanted to say, beat him to it, "And I'll keep calling you guys Yoshi and Shin-chan as long as you two insist on calling me Tooru!"
"Why can't you just call me 'father'?" Yoshiki demanded. "And what's wrong with the name 'Tooru'?"
"I just don't WANT to be called 'Tooru', just like you guys don't want to be called 'Yoshi' or 'Shin-chan'," the blond explained. "AND! If I called you 'father', what am I supposed to call Shin-chan? 'Mother'?"
Silence followed the prince's inquiry as both parents mulled over their son's words.
"Okay, you're right. Don't call us 'father' or 'mother'," Shinya and Yoshiki agreed.
"Just call us by our full names: 'Shinya' and 'Yoshiki'," Yoshiki ordered.
"Not until you guys stop calling me Tooru!"
"Can we put aside the name issue for the moment and focus on the more important problem at hand?" Shinya interjected before Yoshiki could retort. "Tooru, you can't keep scaring off all the ladies we choose for you! You're of age to be married, and I intend to have you do just that!"
"What??? But--!"
"No buts, Tooru-kun!" Shinya snapped. "You will be married to the next unsuspecting lady Yoshiki and I deem worthy. And this time, I won't let you have a chance to spoiled it 'cuz you'll meet her AFTER the wedding!"
"You can't do that to me!" the blond yelled.
"I can and I will!"
"We can?" Yoshiki suddenly asked, causing Shinya to shoot him a murderous glare. "Ahem… I meant we can!" Yoshiki quickly amended. "And we can keep calling you Tooru too!" he added after a short pause.
"WHAT?!?" Tooru shouted in disbelief. "This is not fair!"
"You're right, it's not. But life's never fair anywaso gso get used to it." Shinya agreed with nod. "If it was, then that curse wouldn't have been placed on you."
"It's supposed to be a fairy-blessing, Shin-chan. Your idea, remember?" the prince pointed out.
"He's right…again," Yoshiki mumbled under his breath, causing Tooru to smirk victoriously and Shinya to blush with embarrassment.
"Yoshiki! You're supposed to HELP me!" Shinya hissed.
"Oh, right. Sorry."
Clearing his throat, Shinya turned to Tooru again, "As to that blasted curse: what's done is done. All I can do now is try to amend for my mistake and pick a suitable wife for you."
"But---"
"I SAID no buts!" Shinya shouted yet again. "Now, go to your room. I don't want to see you out of it until dinner, got it?"
"It's only 12pm!" came the but-less protest.
"Just go!"
"FINE!" Tooru yelled, stomping up the giant staircase while mumbling more than a few, choice words under his breath. When their son is finally out of earshot, Shinya sighed heavily.
"What are we going to do with him?" the auburn haired man asked no one in particular, but his husband answered anyways.
"Don't worry about it, Shinya. I'm sure something will come up…" and gave the slender man a reassuring hug. Unfortunately, Yoshiki didn't know how correct his prediction was, because while the ruling couple was unwinding downstairs, Prince Tooru threw open his bedroom doors to find an uninvited guest sprawled quite comfortably on his bed.
"Who the hell are you?" the Prince demanded angrily.
"Hello, Prince Tooru," the blue-clad stranger greeted the angry prince with a smile. "My name's Toshiya, and I've come to help you!"

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