Five Finger Death Punch | By : mmarc56 Category: Celebrities - Misc > Slash - Male/Male Views: 1552 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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Chapter Twenty: Covering Ass
“I’m sensing a lot of sexual tension between you two. I think that’s your problem.”
Ivan found himself as the guitarists’ mediator despite his strong dislike of the idea. Chris was with him more in moral support than actual help and Jeremy was a useless piece of shit in the matter.
“Yeah, I doubt it,” Jason sneered. “I’d sooner stick my dick in an anthill.”
The five of them sat in the tour bus facing each other, legs and arms crossed, the hostile ones glaring at one another.
“What’s your beef with him anyways?” Jeremy asked, “I wished someone would fill me in on what’s going on here.” His bandmates ignored him.
“How do you feel towards Jason—” Ivan asked.
“—He’s an asshole,” Zoltan responded quickly.
“Oh, lick the bottom of my shoe,” Jason said to him.
“Hey!” Chris warned, “Keep it nice.”
“Look, I don’t wanna spend all day here!” the singer said irately, “Start talking. Zoltan,” he turned to face him directly, “nicely name something that Jason’s done to upset you.”
“Uh, how ‘bout we start with the fact that he’s always sending me mixed messages?”
“Like what?” Jason snapped.
“You act all sweet with me like you want me and then you’re fucking trying to fuck around with other people like fucking Chris and Ivan. Like, what the fuck?”
“What a minute,” Ivan interjected before Jason could respond, “Zoltan, are you in love with Jason?”
“What? No!”
“Really?” Jason raised his eyebrows.
“What, you think you’re special or something?” Zoltan asked curtly, “Answer me one thing Jason and then I’ll be fine – one thing.”
“What?”
“What’s your deal with Chris and Ivan?” The guitarist glanced at the singer and bassist, acknowledging their presence as he spoke directly about them. “They already know as much as I do about how you follow them around and wanted to see them kiss and fuck.”
Everyone looked at Jason with expectation. He could’ve exploded again – it looked like he was about to – so it was surprising when he said calmly, “I thought you were with me in this…”
After Zoltan didn’t respond, Ivan spoke up again, “So wait, Jason. Who are you in love with?”
“No one,” he answered, “I can’t speak for Zoltan, but I just wanted some action. I don’t know why that became such a big deal, but I just wanna know something, Ivan: how come you and Chris are so exclusive? You all are just fuckbuddies, right? So how come you ain’t willing to let me in on some of that?”
Everyone stared at him dumbstruck, except for Jeremy who said, “Gross! What the hell is happening to this band? Why does everyone wanna fuck each other?”
Chris and Ivan were relieved when Zoltan spoke next, preventing them from having to cooperate in creating the perfect lie to cover their asses. “Jason, if you just want some action I’ll give you some action! I don’t know why you aren’t willing to sleep with me if all you’re looking for is a little different kind of sex.”
“‘Cause I have fantasies, okay! So are you in love with me or what, Zoltan?” he asked, opening his palms to the ceiling, “You started out in the beginning trying to be all cool when I told you I was curious, but now you’re all offended and shit when I’m trying for other people?”
“You said ‘make an exception’! What does that mean?!” The younger guitarist was becoming more desperate and the embarrassment of his bandmates hearing him talk to him about this was presenting itself.
“It doesn’t mean anything that specific! It just means being straight and making an exception for a little gay sex every now and then.” Chris and Ivan disagreed with that statement because making an exception in their eyes meant what it meant to Zoltan. Jason turned to them again. “So how come you all are so exclusive?! And what the hell is up with all that romantic shit you do, like cuddling on the couch and wanting to spend ‘alone time’ together? Are you all gay or what?”
Chris’s mouth fell open but no words came out, but Ivan spoke for the both of them, taking the defensive as usual, yet his voice lacked a threatening edge. “Hell no! He’s good for sex, okay? But ‘making an exception’ for us means just us, alright? You understand that? That means we ain’t gay because we don’t wanna go around fucking everyone with a dick! That’s why we’re ‘exclusive’ as you call it. If you want a fuckbuddy, take Zoltan because it ain’t happening with us.”
Jason visibly pulled back inside himself some, yet he raised his eyebrows and asked, “So you’re not in love?”
“No, I ain’t gay,” Ivan responded, his voice ready to shake. He glanced at Chris and did a double take when he saw his stony expression. He crossed his arms nervously, worked up and concerned, and tapped his foot in his shoe.
“Well alright.” Jason hit his knees with finality and addressed Zoltan. “Well, I’m still confused about how you feel towards me, but I guess I’m sorry.”
The younger guitarist bit his lip and crossed his arms again before mumbling, “It’s alright, man.”
“So are you all good here, then?” Jeremy asked, “Because I’m only a little less confused then before, but no besides me seems to care about that.”
Ivan looked at Chris and asked softly, “Are we good?”
The bassist’s hazel eyes looked unnaturally cold and dark when he slid them over to look at him. He nodded a very subtle, unconvincing nod and then looked away. Ivan swallowed hard, leaned back, and tried to disappear into the couch cushions.While AFF and its agents attempt to remove all illegal works from the site as quickly and thoroughly as possible, there is always the possibility that some submissions may be overlooked or dismissed in error. The AFF system includes a rigorous and complex abuse control system in order to prevent improper use of the AFF service, and we hope that its deployment indicates a good-faith effort to eliminate any illegal material on the site in a fair and unbiased manner. This abuse control system is run in accordance with the strict guidelines specified above.
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