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Freak	By : EmilyRose Category: My Chemical Romance > Slash - Male/Male Views: 3918 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know the members of My Chemical Romance. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Narrator’s POV.

“Step one; You need to give off an intoxicating mix of romance, charm and raw shaggability.” The voice said, and Gerard’s eyes widened. He shook his head slightly, but still printed it into his mind.

“Step two; Conversation. Avoid ‘mind drift’.” It continued, and again Gerard shook his head. He knew he would have a hard time with that step, since he sometimes let his mind wander without even knowing it.

“Step three; physical contact. Break out of the seating plan, and gracefully move your chair around the table.” Gerard frowned, how was that going to help him seduce Frank? Moving his chair around the table? No, Gerard decided that his chair would stay where it was during dinner… but perhaps he would fail then? Gerard bit his lip nervously.

“Play footsie.” The voice said next, and Gerard smiled. That was something he had seen/read about in several movies/books. That one he couldn’t wait to try.

“Step four; close the deal.” The narrator said next, and talked about how if you felt that maybe the relationship could in fact be a long term thing, you should not go for sex. But since Gerard had already decided he and Frank were going to have sex, he ignored that, and kept watching. Next the voice said “Out of nowhere, ask for sex. Obviously not in those words.” Gerard frowned, this wasn’t helping him, it was confusing him. If you’re going to ask for sex, you ask for sex, but how are you supposed to do it if you’re not allowed to use those words?

Soon the video came to its end, and Gerard was more confused then ever. He decided that the only tips he would go with, was the ‘listening’ and ‘play footsie.’ ones. Or maybe he should go with them all? Gerard sighed, and decided to remember all of it, just in case.

Next Gerard decided to type in ‘How to seduce a man’ and try again.
He clicked on the first link that came up, and started reading. Finally it seemed he’d found something real.

Step 1. Get your confidence up. This can mean doing things such as getting a new haircut, new clothes, losing weight, or just reminding yourself of your great qualities. You need to make the man like you before you can make a move.

Gerard decided that he would use his new outfit that he’d bought just two weeks before, since he hadn’t used it yet, and Frank had seemed to like it at the store. Maybe he would even fix his hair a bit, something he never did. He made a mental note to look for tips on how to style your hair as well when he was done with this.

Step 2. Use a seductive tone of voice. Not too nasal, not too high -- throaty and soft is most appealing.

Gerard opened his mouth, and tried it out. At first he sounded like he’d swallowed two gallons of soap, but soon he thought himself that he did sound quite sexy. Of course Gerard had no real clue how sexy sounded, but he decided to go with it anyway.

Step 3. Wear clothing that is fashionable and shows just enough skin to make men want to see more. But don't overdo the skin thing. DO NOT BE VERY TOUCHY-FEELY! It may seduce them at first but in the long run, who wants to be with the girl who has been touched by everybody else?

“That I’ll skip, I’m not a girl!” Gerard exclaimed out loud and scrunched his nose up. He’d already decided on what to wear anyway.

Step 4. Learn to dance. Dancing is one of the most seductive things a girl can do. Learn different styles and techniques of dancing.

“No way, we’re not doing that.” Gerard mumbled as he shook his head. He knew Frank hated dancing, as his boyfriend had shared that with him a long time ago. And Gerard wasn’t a girl, he refused to dance.

Step 5. Learn to walk like a model: strong, confident, with a good swagger and with excellent posture.

Gerard had read several times that the way you walked made a difference. He got up from the computer chair and started walking back and forth in the living room. He tried swaying his hips, slowly at first, but more and more daring as he kept on walking. Though he felt stupid, he thought that surely he was doing it right. He walked a bit more, but then he sat down. Yes, he would definitely do that.

Step 6. Wait until you can tell he is interested. The signs may not be obvious, but sometimes you have to go out on a limb; remember, most men find attention from women quite flattering.

“What a waste of a step.” Gerard mumbled. He already knew Frank was interested in him, otherwise they wouldn’t snog as much as they did. Gerard smiled as he thought of snogging Frank. Then he thought about touching Frank, and his lower parts started growing. Gerard felt his cheeks burn and he knew he was blushing. Quickly he stopped thinking of Frank and concentrated on the steps again.

Step 7. Be flirty with your target. Let him know that you're interested, possibly by glancing or winking at him. When you talk to him, lean in and show some cleavage--even if you don't have much. The point is to show that you're happy with your body and you don't mind that he gets a preview.

Another waste of a step, in Gerard’s mind. Frank knew he was interested, he had shown him that more then enough. And he didn’t have a cleavage, whatever that was.

Step 8. Hint at your target's weak points. If he works too much, suggest that he is missing out on a lot of fun. If he is a party animal, suggest that he will never get a girl unless he makes money.

Well, Frank did work a lot, that step could be useful. Gerard decided to use that one.

Step 9. Ignore him for a little while. Give him the space and time to forget about the things that may have turned him off and fantasize about the good things. Never reveal too much of yourself because you almost certainly will turn him off. Another idea is to cancel plans you made with him and give a sincere, heartfelt apology.

“Alright, ignore him for a bit, I can do that.” Gerard said to no one but himself.

Step 10. Touch him, perhaps on the hand or wrist. This will subtly demonstrate that you are interested.

That would be easy, since Gerard did nothing but touch Frank whenever they were with each other.

Step 11. Offer him a massage to help break down physical barriers or say that you are sleepy and put your head on his shoulder. If he is shy, back off or leave the room for a while to let him get over his shyness and fantasize about where it could have gone from there.

The sleepy thing, Gerard decided, that would work. Frank wasn’t shy, there was no reason to give him room.

Step 12. Get in close. Talk to him, and let him know you like him. Guys like to hear that they are wanted just as much as girls do. If he has a slim or medium build, say how strong he is. If he is not so smart, tell him how smart he is (at the right time). Say that it feels good when he holds you. Also, just listen to him.

Frank obviously already knew Gerard liked him, but he decided that it wouldn’t hurt to say it during dinner anyway. From what this step said, he was also supposed to complement on something about him. Like him being strong or smart. Gerard could most definitely do that.

Step 13. Make eye contact with your target. The eyes are said to be windows to the soul, and you want to make sure he knows you're trying to get inside his soul. When you are locked in a loving glance, talk about small stuff like the weather, the movie you just saw, or dinner and use short simple words. Talk only about the present moment.

Looking into Frank’s eyes was never a problem for Gerard. Sometimes the two of them could sit perfectly still without saying a word, just drowning in each others eyes.

Step 14. Be a little mysterious. Try simple makeup, a scarf, shades, ...

Frank had mentioned several times that Gerard would look cute in some simple makeup, so Gerard decided to try. Just some black around his eyes, just like Frank sometimes had during weekends.

Step 15. It's up to you whether to take it to the next level or not. If he thinks of you as a conquest, tell him that and leave. He will fall in love with you eventually. If you feel he genuinely adores you, take it all the way.

“I know he adores me.” Gerard said proudly, again to no one in particular. It was nice though, Gerard liked talking to himself.

So that was it, 15 simple steps to make Frank want him. Gerard was nervous, but after doing all that research he had no doubt that it would work. And he was excited. He had everything worked out, he had even bought what they would need. Yes sir, when Mikey had taken Gerard to the store he had bought strawberry lubricant. He had managed to buy it with his pocket money from his piggy bank without Mikey noticing, which was good. Gerard wasn’t good at lying, so otherwise he would probably have told Mikey his whole plan.

Suddenly he noticed more text under the ‘steps’ and Gerard continued reading through the tips. Some of them caught his eye, the first one to do so was;

“Wear a light attractive scent. This means layering scents. Bathe in scented bath oils first. Then apply a light powder in the same scent. Finally spray the same scented perfume in front of you and walk into the mist. Do this about 45 minutes before you see him. If you overpower him with your scent, instead of wanting to edge a bit closer he will be running for the nearest exit.”

Gerard grinned from ear to ear when he remembered his mother’s scented oils in the upstairs bathroom. He decided to take a bath in them, just like the tip said, about 45 minutes before Frank was due to come home from work.

The best part of the day was that Donna was due home first, around 4 or so. Then Mikey would follow around 4.30 (probably muttering ‘I hate McDonalds’ under his breath, as always) and Frank wasn’t due home until 7. And by 5 both Mikey and Donna would have to leave. Which meant that Gerard would have more then enough time to set everything up and fix his appearance, and now also bathe in oils.

He quickly kept reading the steps, hoping to find something else useful.

“Candlelight and music set the scene for seduction. Soft lighting minimizes lines and wrinkles and gives your skin a bit of a glow. Keep candles handy or lamps that have adjustable lighting. In soft lighting you can be his dream woman and you can feel better about undressing in front of him.”

Gerard wasn’t allowed to use lighters or matches, but he figured that tonight would be an exception. He would have to make the night perfect, in every way possible.

Finally after finishing reading the whole page, and learning a lot, Gerard looked at the time to learn it was almost 3 a clock. He decided he had to do some research on how to apply makeup, and then of course some research on how to fix his hair.

Gerard now knew how to seduce someone, and how to have sex with someone. He knew he was ready, because this was what he really wanted. He wanted Frank, and tonight would be the night.

A/N:
This will be long...

First, I've never had more fun in my life then when I was doing research for this chapter. I've been laughing to the point of crying.
And yes, there really is such a video, so I give them cred for all the ... ehrm... 'Useful' steps I found there.
The video is found here: http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-seduce-her-over-dinner

The 15 steps that Gerard reads, and also the extra 'tips' can be found here: http://www.wikihow.com/Seduce-a-Man
I give them credit for every step and for the extra tips.

Honestly, I had a freaking blast researching for this, it was so much fun!
I hope you like it, and I hope no one are going to be all like 'uh, but Gerard isn't supposed to be like that, he's so childlike' and yeah he his.
He's much like a child, he even still sleeps with a teddy bear for crying out loud, but that doesn't mean that he's still not a boy. And sure, he's 21 so not technically a teenager anymore, but his mentality is more that of a 16 year old boy. And a boy that age, especially someone who has been in a relationship for 5 months, does think an awful lot about sex. Besides, Gerard is almost obsessed with the thought of sleeping with Frank, since he doesn't want to think 'pain' every time he hears the word sex. As explained, he wants to feel pleasure, he wants to see fireworks, and he wants to know what sex can be like. And he wants Frank to show him.

Also, it's not about Gerard 'just wanting sex'. If it weren't for Frank, he wouldn't want it as much. He's 'obsessed' with the thought of sleeping with Frank, just because it's Frank. Because Frank has taught him so much, and because he's treated him to great. Gerard trusts Frank with his life, and he trusts him with this. He genuinely cares about Frank, and he wants to take their relationship to the next level.

Now, am I the only one that has a bad feeling about Gerard trying to seduce Frank?
Didn't think so! xD

Enjoy, and please review and such!
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