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Freak	By : EmilyRose Category: My Chemical Romance > Slash - Male/Male Views: 3918 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know the members of My Chemical Romance. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Narrator’s POV.

Gerard was nervous. No, Gerard was beyond nervous. Everything was in order, he had taken a long bath in his mother’s best smelling oils, so he knew he smelled great. He had done his makeup, not a lot of it, but he did actually like the way he looked. He had also fixed his hair, messing it up and following steps from a homepage to make it perfect. The dinner was on the table, complete with candles lit and a wine bottle, ready to be opened. It looked like a movie, everything was perfect.

Of course if you didn’t lift the left corner of the table cloth Gerard had placed on the table in order to hide the burn marks he had done with the matches when he tried to light the candles. He had also dropped one of the matches on his foot, but luckily it wasn’t still on fire as it came in contact with his sock. A lock of his hair had also been singed, but it was barely noticeable.

Gerard took a deep breath and looked again at the clock on the TV. It was only five minutes or so before Frank was due to come home. Gerard shifted nervously around on the couch, trying to get comfortable. He gave up when he realised he couldn’t get comfortable because he was too nervous. He was dressed up in a black tight t-shirt and a pair of dark jeans. He knew Frank would like it, and even Gerard thought he looked great. And Gerard had never in his life thought that about himself.

Again he took a deep breath to try and calm down. He knew he had a tendency to cry when he got anxious, and according to a site about makeup he had read, his eyeliner would run. He was sweating from head to toe, no kidding. His palms were sweaty, his forehead was sweaty, hell even his ass was sweating.

Finally he heard Frank open the front door and he hurriedly stood up, swaying when his blood rushed to his head because he stood up too quickly.

“Wow, Gee, you look…” Frank said when his eyes fell upon his boyfriend. Suddenly Frank felt underdressed in his worn jeans and sweaty t-shirt. Of course Gerard was at least as sweaty as him, though Frank didn’t know it.

“Surprise, I’m taking you to a date, in our home.” Gerard said quickly, the words he had rehearsed pouring from his mouth like word vomit. ‘Really smooth Gerard, smooth.’ He thought angrily.

“Oh my God.” Frank said simply. He was normally pretty good with words, but he was stunned. Never before had anyone done anything this sweet. And when it came from Gerard, it was even more amazing. When Gerard started walking towards the kitchen he swayed his hips as best he could.

"Gerard, are you alright?" Frank asked unsure, he didn't think Gerard looked alright.

"I'm fine, come on." Gerard mumbled and Frank sighed and followed him again, but he couldn't stop staring as Gerard led him into the kitchen, still swaying his hips weirdly.

When Frank saw the kitchen he let his jaw fall open and he resembled somewhat a dead fish.

“You did this?”

“Yeah, you hate it? It’s supposed to be romantic.” Gerard once more couldn’t control his tongue. He wished himself away to live in a dark cave as Frank shook his head in amazement.

“I fucking love it!” Frank exclaimed, his eyes still wide. “Want to sit down?” He then added when he saw that Gerard was looking nervous. Gerard nodded and they took their positions across from each other at the table. Gerard had spent about two hours scribbling down notes and making drawings, all taken from a site about how to set your table in a romantic way. Gerard loved internet.

“I can’t believe you did this.”

“Open the wine, I can’t because I’ll get angry.” Gerard said instead of answering. As Frank nodded and started working on the bottle of wine Gerard took a final deep breath and closed his eyes. ‘Okay, I can do this, just remember each and every step Gerard.’ He told himself, and he could remember them, well mostly.

“Step 2. Use a seductive tone of voice.” Gerard thought and opened his eyes. He cleared his throat as Frank poured the wine for the both of them.

“I hope you like the salad.” Gerard tried to say in a sexy voice while motioning towards their plates, which were obviously covered in salad. Of course Gerard’s voice came out sounding more like a gummi bear[*] on crack then someone trying to speak seductively. Though he didn’t know that.

Frank raised his eyebrows and gave his boyfriend a worried look.

“Gerard, are you alright?” He asked and Gerard nodded slowly. Gerard didn’t look alright though. Sure he looked amazing with makeup, and his hair was cool, but his face was half pale and half red, and he was sweating like crazy. “Alright then, cheers honey!” Frank exclaimed and raised his glass towards Gerard’s and the latter raised his towards Frank’s.

They clinked their glasses together and then they both took a sip. Frank let the wine roam his mouth for a second to get the most out of the taste before he swallowed it. Gerard swallowed his instantly, grimacing at the taste.

“Gee, if you don’t like it we can drink something else?” Frank tried, but Gerard shook his head. This wasn’t going as good as he wanted it to. But what had that video said? Listen? Yeah that was it, listen.

“Tell me about your day.” Gerard said and let out a sigh of relief as Frank started doing just that. Of course Gerard couldn’t stay focused since he was too busy trying to decide which step to take next.

“Step 8. Hint at your target's weak points.”

“You work too much!” Gerard interrupted Frank in the middle of a sentence.

“Gee, I work no more then five hours a day, normally people work eight hours a day.” Frank pointed out as he took another bite of his salad. Gerard blushed and nodded, so Frank resumed telling Gerard about his day.

Halfway though dinner Gerard had gotten nowhere, even though he had tried to follow another step “Ignore him for a little while.” It hadn’t worked, mostly because Frank didn’t even notice Gerard ignoring him. It might’ve been because Gerard had been staring straight at him as he ignored him, which normally isn’t really what you tend to do when ignoring someone.

Suddenly Gerard was irritated that he got nowhere, so he decided to be bold. He swiftly let his right foot grace across Frank’s. Frank shifted in his seat but didn’t break the conversation they where having. They were talking about movies, something that Frank knew would keep Gerard’s interest since sometimes Gerard had the attention span of a squirrel.

“I liked that movie, it was funny.” Gerard replied to Frank as he again let his foot grace across Frank’s. This time Frank paused for a few seconds before continuing to talk.

“So I’m guessing this is kind of a dinner and a movie thing, so are we watching a movie after this?” Frank asked as he jumped slightly, Gerard had just used his foot to rub against his thigh, safe to say it took Frank by surprise.

“Yes, that’s what I thought.” Gerard said. He was still trying with the ‘speaking sexy’ thing, and he had actually gotten pretty good at it.

Frank was about to reply when Gerard suddenly let his foot press slightly against Frank’s crotch. Gerard was pulling every move he had learned from a site, and he hoped to God something would happen.

“Gerard what are you doing?” Frank hissed when he felt Gerard press his foot against his crotch. Not that he didn’t like it, but that was the problem, he liked it too much.

Instead of answering Gerard decided to go with another step; “Step 12. Get in close,” it started, and a few sentences later it continued “If he has a slim or medium build, say how strong he is. If he is not so smart, tell him how smart he is (at the right time).”
Gerard studied the boy in front of him, who was still staring at Gerard with his eyes wide open in shock at what Gerard had just used his foot to do.

“Frank, you’re short.” He blurted out and afterwards he couldn’t help but actually slap a hand against his forehead. Frank’s mouth hung open as Gerard tried desperately to save the situation. “Do you want a massage?” Gerard said, using the only step he could think of.

Finally something burst in Frank and he started laughing. He started shaking violently as he roared with laughter. He buried his face in his hands as he continued to fight for breath between laughs. Gerard’s face burned with embarrassment as Frank continued laughing.

Frank didn’t stop laughing until he saw the look on Gerard’s face. He stopped abruptly and got up from his seat before walking over to Gerard. He fell to his knees next to his boyfriends chair and placed two hands in Gerard’s lap.

“Gee, will you tell me what’s going on? I don’t mind the dinner, it was lovely, and I love how you’ve put makeup on and fixed your hair. And I most definitely love the way you look in those clothes,” he hesitated for a second, “but I’m afraid you have to tell me why we’re drinking wine when clearly you don’t like it. And why you’ve been talking funny, and most importantly, why you were pressing your foot against my crotch!” Frank said, trying hard to fight against laughter as Gerard looked at everything but him.

“I’m trying to seduce you!” Gerard suddenly shouted, and Frank fell backwards in surprise, so that he was sitting on the kitchen floor. “I’ve been doing everything the stupid site told me! I’ve been talking seductively, playing footsie, I lit candles, I drank wine, I even followed the other stupid steps but nothing’s working! AND I BATHED IN OILS!” He continued to shout, no longer being able to stop his anger tears. “And all it’s resulted in is you laughing at me because I’m so stupid!” He finished, slamming his fist against the table in frustration.

Frank got up from where he was sitting and walked over to Gerard, he motioned for Gerard to move his chair so he could sit down in his lap. Reluctantly Gerard did as asked and Frank sat down in his lap, and wrapped his arms around him.

“Gerard, you don’t have to do any of those things to make me go crazy with lust.” He explained as he caressed Gerard’s cheek. Gerard looked up at him in surprise.

“Really?”

“Oh yes, Really!” Frank assured him. “Everything about you Gerard, makes me want you so, so very much. And I really do want to make love you to, but I’m scared as well. So that’s why I want to-”

“Get off!” Gerard shouted and pushed Frank off him, Frank had to grab the kitchen table so that he wouldn’t fall over. He took a step backwards as Gerard stood up and pointed angrily at him. “Don’t lie Frank, I hate lies!”

“I’m not lying Gerard-” But Frank didn’t get longer than that.

“I fucking love you, and I’ve never loved no one before, and you won’t even sleep with me!” Gerard cried, and stomped his foot angrily.

“Well maybe I fucking love you too Gerard, and maybe that’s why I don’t want to hurt you!” Frank shouted back, his patience lost. Suddenly something hit him, but he was too angry to lower his voice. “We haven’t fucking said that too each other before!” Frank cried loudly.

“MAYBE WE HAVEN’T!”

“Maybe I’m going to fucking kiss you!” Frank roared.

“Maybe you fucking should!”

Then Frank’s lips crashed against Gerard’s violently.

“Gerard, I want your first time with me to be perfect.” Frank explained to Gerard when they one hour later found themselves on the living room couch. Gerard nodded slowly. He had calmed down completely since they said ‘I love you’ to each other for the first time.

“I just really want to go all the way Frank, I’m ready if it’s with you. I love you.” He whimpered and buried his face in Frank’s neck. Frank thought for a moment.

“Gerard, I really want to go all the way too. And…” He trailed off, choosing the next few words carefully. “If you’re sure, I’ll show you tomorrow. I’ll show you how amazing it can be.”

“Really?” Gerard raised his head enough so he could stare into Frank’s eyes. Frank smiled.

“Yes.” He replied and Gerard’s own lips pulled upwards at the sides to a smile that made Frank’s knees weak.

“I love you.” Gerard sighed happily before pressing his lips against Frank’s.

“But Gerard, you really can’t seduce anyone even if your life depended on it.” [*] - Gummi bear not as in the candy, but as those fugly dudes that drink this potion thingy and then bounce around like bouncing balls on speed.

A/N:
I laughed so hard while writing this, mostly because I could picture Gerard really doing everything wrong. My favorite part is when he tries to talk sexy for the first time, and when he accedentally blurts out 'you're short.
Why he blurts out 'you're short' is because the step told him to 'get close'. Though of course the step meant for him to kind of 'lie' to boost Frank's confidence, but Gerard has a very hard time lying, and also he kind of missed the point.

I knew everyone thought there would be a complete mess with the matches, but I decided to not go full out with it. It would've been too stereotypical if he had burned the house down. Besides I really wanted them to finally say 'I love you' and I wanted Gerard to make a complete ass out of himself. And no one should even think about saying Frank was mean for laughing, just picture it yourself...

Also, the whole 'shouting at each other while confessing their love for each other for the first time' is inspired by FRIENDS - that's how Ross and Rachel first told each other 'I love you'.

Title is a line from the song 'Poor Jack' in the Nightmare Before Christmas.
Remember also that if something Gerard says isn't correct, then it's intentionally.
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