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Kid Sister	By : famous1064 Category: WWF/WWE > General Views: 2927 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know the celebrities of WWE/WWF. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Chapter 2: Contracts, Congratulations and the Whacking of Stephanie McMahon

Why me? Why do I have to be related to these two morons?

I am watching the monitor behind the curtain. And I’m being nice, for once. The duo and their women are getting ready to go on. Matt looks silly wearing no shirt and I couldn’t help but laugh at him. Jeff looks like he borrowed one of my old shirts to wrestle in. I told him this. Not the brightest of ideas I have had in my life. I got chased, think foxhunt. Practically got ran over a few times and ran over a several myself. Hey, I thought it was funny! Can’t the world share in my wonderful sense of humor?

Probably not.

Anyway, I’m sitting looking at the monitor. “Lita”(Amy for those who don’t know) and Matt are on the ramp, followed closely by Jeff and his Rainbow headed woman, “Jealousy”. Now let me describe the Duo’s Women to you real quick.

First, you have Amy Christine Dumas a.k.a. Lita, a regular little spitfire. I think her natural color is blond but her hair is flaming red. Did I say flaming red? I meant lava burgundy. Get the point? She’s got this incredibly sweet tat on her shoulder. Ask me what it is and I could never tell you. Matt’s perfect compliment. He’s calm, sometimes. She’s wired, most of the time. I may have just met her but she’s got this personality that makes you trust her the second you meet her.

Jess though is electricity in a jar. She’s short with extremely blinding bright green hair with blue streaks. Jeff’s perfect similar. They both love to have fun and dance. Both love the same things, the same foods, everything. They even have the same look in their eyes. These two even share the same birthday, except Jeff is a few hours younger. She is also like Jeff in she bounces around a lot before her matches. They have dubbed her the Mistress of the Swanton Bomb. I saw her do it once on TV. It was just like Jeff’s. I think that she’s his soul mate. It's Scary.

I actually like these two.

I digress.

“Lita” and Matt are on the ramp followed by Jeff and "Jealousy". I may act like I don’t like my brothers but I do have the utmost respect for what they do in their business. I just think they’re nuts. At that point, I was proud of my brothers. I have to admit they put their heart and soul into every match they have.

I watched Stephanie McMahon, and Stacey Keibler head for the ring followed closely by Chris Jericho and Triple H. I knew exactly what was supposed to happen in this match. And it didn’t unfold the way it had been planned.

As said by JR and Michael Cole:

JR: And Jeff Hardy goes for the Swanton.

Cole: Oh, that had to hurt JR, and you know Triple H is feeling that right now.

JR: It’s a true slobber knocker! And Jealousy goes for the pin.

Cole: 1 2 3! And Jealousy wins for the Team Extreme!

Now I hear all this but I’m watching Cole and JR and see this blonde chick and this dude with nasty red dreadlocks. Next thing I knew, I heard JR screaming.

“OH MY GOD DAWN MARIE AND RAVEN ARE ATTACKING’ TEAM XTREME! NOW THE FOUR THEY FOUGHT ARE HELPIN’!”

Now I’m not very big myself even though I’m tall. Matt and Jeff definitely got the size genes in our family. Yet I wasn’t going to let my brothers or their women get an ass kicking. Not in this lifetime. So I did the only prudent thing I could think of to do to help.

Go out and fight like a banshee.

I ran out there and proceeded to attack the closest asshole to the end of the ramp. My aforementioned target happened to be one Miss Stephanie McMahon.

JR: Oh my god! Who’s this…She’s …She’s Whoopin’ on Stephanie McMahon! Oh My GOD!

I couldn’t help it. This was not part of the show and I wouldn’t tolerate it. They taught me how to wrestle and defend myself. What was I going to do? Sit back there and watch them get the crap beat out of them? No way! So after knocking the “Queen of hell” out (I threw her into the railing...I didn’t mean to, at least that hard), I proceeded to help my elder sibling. Grabbing a chair, I threw it to good old Green Spot. He then proceeded to whack Helmsley to the ground rather soundly.

All of this commotion allowed time for the rest of the sorry horde to run up the ramp like the cowards they were. Jeff was immediately at the side of Jess, Matt by Amy. They helped the girls to their feet as the EMT’s came out and took the whole lot up the ramp to get checked out. I got to hand it to the lunkheads, they take care of their women. No guy I’ve ever been with has ever treated me as well. As opposed to most men, my brothers are pretty cool, at least some times.

While Jess and Amy were getting looked over, the one and only Vince McMahon confronted me in while I was standing with Matt.

“Well young Lady you certainly have caused quite a stir tonight. Just what was that about?”

”I wasn’t going to let them get outnumbered. Had to help even the odds. Tell me what you’re Daughter and her boy toy doing attacking my family? What’s your explanation on that?”

He looked a little taken aback as he answered. “Unfortunately My Daughter works against my wishes. I don’t know about Paul. He and I will talk. I do not condone the attack on your brothers and the girls. I apologize to both you and the team, but we must find out what to do with you. Now that the fans have seen you, they will be speculating whom you are and why you came out to help. Almost puts a new angle on our storylines, you see. Not an opportune time but I have never been one who has been known to not make Lemonade when handed Lemons.”

I couldn’t tell if this was an insult or what.

“Now I hear you are traveling with us for a few months. How would you like to be a paid member of the roster? The boys have trained you so I know that you can handle yourself in the ring. What do you think? You will be able to wrestle and pull a paycheck same as your brothers.”

Now I’m sitting here thinking ‘Ok I’m being offered a position in one of the most distinguished companies on this planet by the owner himself. I must be going crazy but hey, why not? Sweet deal. Get paid while tagging along.’

“Sure I’ll do it. Might not be too bad.” He thanked me profusely before leaving. I’m not sure why though. This doth not bode well.

Matt and Jeff came up behind me while I was watching Vince leave. “Cool! Now it’s the family business. Goofball here going to be a wrestler, too! Congratulations.” Matt has to be a piss-ant doesn’t he?

“Yes, my dear brother. I’m a wrestler now, and that means you have to be nice to me.”

After an evil smirk, I somehow found myself backward on Matt’s shoulder, being carried unceremoniously down the hall. “MATTHEW LET ME GO!!!!! AHH! HELP!!!”

“Be quiet Faith you’re not hurt. You’re fine. See?” He said, as he set me down on the bench.

“What was that for?”

“Just because I wanted to tell you Jeff and I are proud of you for being able to take care of yourself out there. You did well and even impressed Mr. McMahon. I’m glad you put all those beatings to good use! The girls are even proud of you.”

“Thanks Matt, that means a lot. How are the girls?” As I said the words, Jess and Amy walked in on the arms of my other sibling.

“There is the lovely Amy and the beautiful Jessica, perfectly happy.”

“Yes Matt, we’re fine. Just a few scratches here and there. Nothing we can’t handle, right Amy?”

“We’re perfectly fine. I am kind of hungry though. Anyone want to head for the after show party?”
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