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An Unlikely Couple	By : jaymclg Category: Individual Celebrities > Johnny Depp Views: 4025 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know Johnny Depp. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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An Unlikely Couple

After leaving Vanessa and Matt to their own devices, secretly hopping they’d get a hefty dose of food poisoning off room serves, or even better yet a nasty accident would do just nicely.

Johnny was livid, he was seething; there was no accurate term available to describe how Johnny was currently feeling. He wondered how Christina was holding up, he decided to head straight for her room and see how she was doing.

He knocked on her hotel room door. A few moments later Christina answered the door dressed in a pair of black silk pyjama pants and a plain black tank top, with black socks on.

Her makeup had all been washed off, leaving her clean and fresh faced. Tears stained her cheeks, and her eyes were red swollen. In short she looked completely pissed.

She opened the door wider and gestured for him to enter. After he had she closed the door behind him. She then walked over to the mini bar. She pulled out a large bottle of chilled white wine and took two glasses from out of a glass cabinet.

She passed the bottle to Johnny, who was sitting on the black leather couch in the living room. He took the bottle and popped the cork before passing the bottle back to Christina so she could fill both glasses part way.

Christina placed the bottle on the table before she handed Johnny a glass and sat at the other end of the couch. She took a sip of the wine then commented her voice flat and devoid of emotion. “I wanted to be wrong, why couldn’t have I been wrong?”

Johnny sighed and leaned back into the couch and rested his head on the back of the couch. “I wish you’d been wrong as well. But it was so damn obvious when the both of us put all of those clues together.”

Christina said “Shit Johnny, I fucking hate him so much, that when I think of him I just want to throw something or hurt someone real bad.” Johnny knew the feeling all too well.

Christina suddenly placed her glass on the coffee table and went over to one of the other glass cabinet’s. She returned a few moments later with a DVD.

She walked over to the player and switched on the large wide screen TV set and placed the disc inside the DVD player. She then went back over to the couch picked up her wine and the remote control and switched through the menu, until she chose the three key screens she wanted to see.

Johnny frowned when he realised which DVD Christina had inserted into the player. “The man who cried” was the movie that was playing. Johnny asked “Erm Chrissie, why are you playing this?”

She didn’t answer, she didn’t need to. As soon as Johnny saw which scene they were watching, then he knew why she had chosen this film. This caused Johnny to sigh and close his eyes tightly, pinching the bridge of his nose.

He could tell Matt’s comment about their performance in “The man who cried” had bothered her. He felt the urge to beat the shit out of Matt, growing more and more by the second.

He watched as he and Christina acted on screen. It was the first intimate screen between his and Christina’s characters. It was the scene with just the two of them around the bonfire on the Gypsy camp ground.

Two minutes later the second scene was of them under the stage. That was followed by the scene where they kissed before she leaves for America.

Johnny moved uncomfortably on the couch, these scenes of him and Christina together should not have been having that kind of effect on him, especially on his lower regions.

Johnny looked over at Christina and was surprised to see that she was all flushed and was also moving uncomfortably against the leather couch.

He smirked. It was nice to know he was not the only one who was affected by the antics of their on screen characters. Christina turned to see Johnny smirking at her. She glared at him and looked down at his lap. It was then her turn to smirk.

She raised a single perfectly shaped eye brow at the obvious bulge growing in his pants. Johnny shot her a black look, making her snigger. Oh how she enjoyed watching Johnny squirm.

Johnny growled playfully and said “Shut your sniggering. If your flushed appearance is anything to go by, then I’m not the only one who is hot and bothered by that” he gestured to the TV screen. That was it Christina lost it, and doubled over with laughter, as Johnny grumbled well naturedly.

After that, once they had calmed down, Christina changed the DVD, and put one of her all time favourite movies on. Her choice made Johnny groan out loud. She had chosen “Cry-Baby”.

Christina grinned and told him “Oh shut your whining I love this movie. I first saw it back when I was only eleven. Geez you were really youthful in that movie, weren’t you?”

Johnny smirked and replied “I was twenty seven, what do you expect? I met you the same year that was made; I was dating Winona at time. I think we had not long gotten engaged.”

Christina moaned “I was nine years old when I met you; it was on the set of Mermaids. It was my first feature role. You had come to see Winona who was my co-start at the time.”

She added, as she blushed brightly “It was so painfully embarrassing, whenever you’d look in my direction I would blush horribly. I don’t think I have envied anyone else like I had Winona at the time.”

Johnny chuckled in amusement, as he removed his suit jacket and draped it over the back of the couch and kicked off his shoes and lifted his feet and curled them underneath him as he got comfortable on the couch.

He lastly he grabbed his glass of wine he had placed on the table before he had removed his jacket and shoes. He then settled back relaxing into the soft couch.

He took a sip of his wine and commented “Yeah I remember Winona saying she thought you had a huge crush on me. I honestly never thought much of it at the time. You were little girl, who happened to be more tolerable then most nine year olds back then in my opinion at least.”

Johnny grinned slyly, as he said “I bet you never imagined when you met me all those years ago, that eleven years later you would find yourself staring along side me in “‘The man who cried” then a year earlier in “Sleepy Hollow”.

Christina grinned “If you’d told the nine year old version of my self going on ten that I would end up filming up against elevator under a stage, with my dress up around my waist, and with my legs wrapped around an older shirtless version of your self. Then I probably would have laughed right in your face, right after accusing you of being a dirty old man.”

Johnny threw his head back and laughed out aloud at the mental image of a nine year old Christina, calling a twenty seven year-old version of him self a dirty old man.

Christina commented “I’ve got to admit I was seriously freaked out at first. When I took the role as Suzy, well, I knew I would have to do some rather intimate scenes with the actor who got the male role as Suzy’s love interest in the script. When I discovered that it was you, I was freaking out totally.”

She added smirking slightly “It was really awkward and embarrassing to say the least. I’d had a huge little school girls crush on you all those years ago, and then there I was with my legs wrapped around a shirtless you. But naturally since working with you again I got over that silly crush, and I now know better.”

Johnny smirked “I guess meeting me when you were only a little girl, and then working with me several times several years later, it tended to change you’re whole prospective of me, didn’t it?”

Christina laughed and replied “You honestly have no idea how much my entire prospective of you has changed since I become a legal adult and left my teens behind.”

Johnny chuckled as he and Christina returned their attention back towards the screen. On the screen he and Amy Locane were French kissing. Christina commented “Well, it’s safe to say no one could ever accuse you of not being able to French kiss.”

Johnny smirked, as he revealed “I practically taught Amy how to give a proper French kiss. She had kissed a few guys, but she had never experienced a French kiss until she got the role as Allison in Cry-Baby.”

He cringed as he added “She was only seventeen at the time. I felt lecherous; there I was at the age of twenty seven with my tongue half way down the throat of seventeen year old girl, as I groped her breast.”

He added grimacing, a dry note in his voice “But then again. I was after all engaged to me married to someone as young as Amy at the time. I got the impression Winona did not take too kindly to watching me French kissing and groping someone as young as her.”

Christina shook her head, shaking with silent mirth at the dry note in Johnny’s tone of voice. She asked “Did Winona have a problem with you acting out such intimate scenes with someone who was as young as her?”

He nodded, his voice taking on an even dryer tone as he replied “I think she figured, that if my co-star was within her age group, then I’d have no trouble cheating on her. She truly never knew or understood me. If she had, then she’d of known I’d have never cheated on her. I never asked her to marry me to just go a head and cheat on her.”

Christina commented “If you don’t mind me saying. Then I honestly don’t think you should have asked her to marry you. And I’m not just saying this out of some old and deeply buried and forgotten jealousy. I mean, she was obviously too young to be thinking of marriage.”

She added at his questioning look “I mean she was too young to understand how an older much more experienced man worked, and not a hormonal teenage boy. She was too young, filled to the brim with teenage jealousy and other such teenage issues.”

She added “I’d see the way she would look at our older male co-Star, Michael Schoeffling. And whilst she was busy having her own first sex scene with him, she was pissing and moaning at you for having a scene with another actress that was not her. A scene that was nowhere near as racy as the scene she did with Schoeffling.”

Johnny raised an eye brown before snorting. He drawled “Hypocritical bitch. You mean to tell me, that she was getting all cosy and up close and personal in her first sex scene, who might I added was obviously with an actor who was not me?”

He sneered “Ha, well, screw her. I had one hell of a lucky escape as far as marrying her is concerned. Talk about fucking possessive and childishly hypocritical.”

After that, they were silent for a while, just sitting and watching the movie in companionable silence, and sipping from their wine. That’s until Christina groaned and Johnny sniggered, as Cry-Baby said the line “I’m an orphan to, and orphans have special needs”

They continued to drink in silence after that, as they watched the movie, but when it came to the jail scene where Cry-Baby was singing the song please Mr. Jailor. Christina commented “Ok, I’m going to say this once and only once, you looked serious hot dressed in those tight jeans white t shirt and blue denim shirt.”

She added appreciatively “And that ball and chain with your hair slicked back in the fifties greaser style, definitely added to the hotness.” Christina turned to face Johnny when he chuckled in amusement and winked at her playfully.

She mocked sneered “Now don’t go getting pig headed. That was in no way meant to stroke that ego of yours.” Johnny laughed and playfully shoved her, causing her to shove him back.

When the movie was finished they watched two more movies, they watched “Down with love” and “Dracula”. They went through two large bottles of white wine between them, so Johnny was just nicely buzzed and Christina was slightly tipsy.

Before Christina headed into the bedroom she gave Johnny a spare blanket and a pillow, and then left him on the couch. It was an hour later that Johnny was waked from his light sleep, to the sound of Christina’s stifled sobs. He got up off the couch and headed into Christina’s room to check on her.
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