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Adventures in suburbia	By : LittleMissDisaster Category: Singers/Bands/Musicians > HIM Views: 1175 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know the members of HIM. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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(*~*~*= email)

Thank you for sending me that picture. You should tell your friend that the guys like her tattoo as well. I tried to wander around your town last night, but the bloody sidewalks get rolled up after ten! It’s been a while since I was somewhere that closed so early. Anyway, I just wanted to tell you it was nice to talk to you and I hope you’ll keep in touch. I don’t meet many people who know who I am without getting scary about it. How is your lovely daughter? I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a well behaved infant at a restaurant.
Ville
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Sari stared at the computer screen in shock. She read the e-mail again and again until Dylan pulled her ear.
“Dylan! That wasn’t nice.” She moved her hand to someplace less painful.
She debated with herself for almost ten minutes before picking up the phone and calling Charlie.
“They liked my tattoo?” she squealed.
Sari shook her head, “Focus sweetheart, focus. What am I supposed to write back?”
“How the hell should I know? I get all squealy and fangirl just thinking about him!” her voice got a little shill on the last word.
Sari winced and pulled the phone away from her ear, “Kinda like now? What do I say!”
“Um, start off with ‘Hi.’ Then you’re on your own.”
She blew out a frustrated breath, “Thanks for all the help asshole.”
Charlie’s grin could be heard through the phone, “I do what I can.”
“Well fuck.” Sari looked down at Dylan, who had fallen asleep, “I have to put the baby down. I’ll be back in a second.” She set the phone next to the computer and set the baby in her crib for her nap, “Alright. Is this weird?”
“It’s not exactly fucking normal.” Charlie said, then pouted, “How come the hot rock star wants to talk to you? I’m cute!”
“Not as cute as me.” She grinned, knowing her friend would take the joke.
“Says you.”
“Exactly.”
Charlie groaned, “I just can’t win. You should ask him for Bam’s phone number.”
Sari laughed.
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What can I say, Rancho sucks. I apologize on behalf of my city for its lameness. It’s got some nice parks. I’m glad I don’t frighten you, and I think that’s a compliment, so thanks? Better than telling me I eat like a cow anyway. My friend knows who you are better than I do. She’s all crazy about music, and HIM is one of her favorite bands. I think you made her decade. Dylan is fine. She’s a good girl. Sometimes I don’t think she’s quiet normal. Umm, read any good books lately? I’m not exactly sure what to say, so I’ll just stop before I start rambling
Sari
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I accept you’re apology, but next time I come through, you better have some entertainment;) I never said you eat like a cow, but none the less, I retract my comment about your eating habits. Tell your friend that she has excellent taste in music (since she likes mine) Glad to hear your baby is good, and if she’s abnormal, then it’s only for the best. I haven’t really had time, or the inclination to read lately. Too tired. You’d be surprised how much performing take out of you. How about you? Do you read a lot?
V
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I think I can imagine just how tiring performing gets. All up on stage, running around, singing, getting panties tossed at you. I used to read a lot. I don’t have a whole lot of down time since I had Dylan. But the last book I read was one about ancient people of some river or other. I read weird books. How about movies? Do you have time for those?
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Haha, yeah, dodging underwear is very physically demanding. You don’t want to catch a bra hook in the eye, or get hit with someone’s unwashed delicates! Trust me on that one. Weird books? At least it’s not Harry Potter or some such crap! I do watch movies, but only because they require very little concentration and I watch them on the bus when I get a chance to and Linde’s not hogging the telly. Right now I’m watching Natural Born Killers, well half watching since I’m also typing this. It’s making Linde angry with me since he wants to watch some action film with no plot. What kind of movies do you like?
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Eww. I will take your word and do my best to avoid flying underwear next time I’m walking around. The price you pay for fame… I hate Harry Potter, but Charlie would kill me for saying so. She’s a geek. Natural Born Killer has a really great song by Nine Inch Nails in the soundtrack, or so Charlie tells me. I’ve never seen it. Heard the song, just not in the movie. I like all kinds of movies. Who Framed Roger Rabbit? is one of my favorites. And Grease (the first one because the second one should have never happened.)
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You like Nine Inch Nails? Which song? I’ve never seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit? But I’ll check it out if the bus ever stops. Sometimes I think it goes on and on forever and ever and the tour will never end, because we’ve been on tour for so long, I’m not even sure I remember what my own bedroom looks like anymore. Grease is a great movie.
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NIN is one of my favorite bands. It’s one of the only one’s I’ve seen live. The song is called Burn. Never seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit? You poor, poor man. It’s a classic! But I don’t think I should have been watching it as a kid. It’s kind of fucked up.

~*~alright, there's the first few chapters. and i need you to do two things for me 1:review! 2:go watch "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" if you've never seen it. it's the best movie ever!~*~md
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