As The World Falls Down

Author's notes: I want to thank persons who's really reviewed. Thank you jacquelyn_de_blackcrow and LestatWhore. By the way, I love the name…^_~

Jareth: "Why don't you ever see 'Jareth whores'?"

Me: *hits self* "I swear if your ego gets any bigger you'll have to buy another castle just to hold it."

Jareth: "…."

Me: "Wow.. That was lame."

Jareth: "Ha! I get the last laugh!"

Me: "Shut up Mr. I-shave-my-legs!"

Jareth: "….."

Me: "Lol"

'Fairies Have Goatees'?'

Vi stood staring at her ask ahead for a few moments before deciding she'd better start moving.
"Well, come on feet." She walked down the hill of dust and found herself standing along a endless wall of clay. Where was the door? She asked herself, running her hands against it, suddenly she turned hearing a noise.
"Oh hello!" Waved a short man with very curly dark hair that went only a little passed his ears. He was wearing a bright pink too-too compete with glittery wings and pointed ears. Vi blinked and rubbed her eyes, this couldn't be real…Fairies have goatees'?
"I said hello!" The fairy-man shouted jumping up and down.
"I know I heard you…um…who are you?" The man shrugged his shoulders and made a I-don't-know- sound. Vi frowned,
"Well, don't you have a name?" He smiled and nodded,
"Of course I have a name!" Vi waited, he stared at her with big blue eyes still grinning.
"…Well?"
"Well what?"
"What's your name?" Vi almost yelled, this was getting old.
"Bam." She raised an eyebrow.
"That's a bit strange." Bam made a pouty face at her crossing his arms.
"Well, what's your name than?"
"Vi."
"And I have the strange name? That doesn't sound like a normal name to me." She shook her head and groaned. This man was giving her a headache. Than she remember why she was hear and what she had to do.
"Listen, I'm sorry I made fun of your name. Can you please help me get though this Labyrinth?" Bam rubbed his chin and made a thinking face.
"Well….maybe. But first you got to do something for me." Oh god is everyone here a pervert? she thought.
"You know, babe. You don't have many other offers." Bam wiggled his eyebrows, Vi snorted.
"Well, Ok, but what do you want?" The fairy went quiet and seemed to be deep in thought. But his impish grin gave it away, she hadn't noticed his razor sharp teeth before…
"Just a few sips of your blood, babe. No big deal."
"What? What the hell would a fucking fairy want with my blood?" Bam sighed and shook his head.
"You haven't met many fairies have you?"
"No…but in stori-"
"Oh humans and your crazy ideas!" Bam interrupted throwing his arms in the air.
"What do you mean 'crazy'?"
"Well, you see fairies a source for there magic. Most will just use flowers and all that boring shit, but you see me? I like to draw my power from blood. So would you be ever so kind as to let me slit open your arm?" Vi looked at the small man for a few moments before answering.
"I guess." Slowly she held out her arm and closed her eyes tight. Bam made a happy sound and quickly had a hold on her arm, looking for a good vein. Vi gaped in pain when his teeth sank into her flesh, her eyes watered and her heart raced. Not a minute later did Bam let go and hand her a white cloth.
"Wrap it around your arm three times. It should be healed in three hours." She did as he advised.
"Now can you please help me?" Bam smiled and nodded.
"Of course, oh and you taste very sweet. Virgin. My favorite." He licked his lips happily before flying off the ground and zooming towards the wall. Vi wasn't even going to try to figure out how he new that and just try to keep up with him.

"Ah, there she is Toby!" Ville purred into the baby's ear, the crystal ball in his hands showed Bam lending Vi though the opening to the Labyrinth. He chuckled to himself.
"The wonderful thing about humans is, they trust you too easily. What do you think Vi would do if she knew my little Bammie was leading her into a trap?" Toby drooled on the ball. Ville shook his head and rubbed it clean on his leg. A small goblin with yellow tusks walked up to the King sitting on his throne.
"Your highness," He bowed, "The girl is only a few hours away from the obeyed." (I'm spelling it the best I can.)
"Good news, Toby! I'm going to make your sister into a woman!"
"Cookie!"


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