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A Certain History	By : Redneckgirl Category: Singers/Bands/Musicians > Slipknot Views: 2446 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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‘So where’s my hug then?’ said Jim as he put his large black bag down on the floor of the kitchen and turned back to Jade.

‘Right here big guy’ said Jade happily, putting her arms around his waist and feeling his wrap around her shoulders. She had her human security blanket back, as long as he was there everything was okay. Even though she loved her friend for who he was in his own right, she thought him as her substitute Dime; something she knew her dear late friend wouldn’t mind at all, especially after what Rita had made her privy to.

‘So, I hate to come out with such a clichéd line but how are you feeling?’ said Jim as he held Jade in his arms, stroking her long hair.

‘I feel pretty good; obviously I’m still reeling from it all. And I can’t say I don’t miss him, but like I said to the girls last night the amount of pure undiluted hated I have towards him helps’ said Jade. ‘But anyway, how did you even find out about all this? And get here so quickly? Aren’t you meant to be recording?’ she then continued, looking up at him.

‘You go get a wash panda eyes, and I’ll put the coffee on and tell you all when you come back’ said Jim with a small laugh. Jade untangled himself from his embrace and looked at her reflection in the mirror, shuddering at how she looked with her makeup smeared across her face.

‘I think a shower is in order, do you mind? I won’t be long’ said Jade.

‘Nah I’ll go have a chat with Bob while you get sorted. Take your time’ he said kindly as he reached into the cupboard for the bag of coffee, his other hand pulling the jug from the machine. Jade looked at him for a few moments, smiled and turned to head off for a much needed shower. And after Jim had made two cups of coffee and a tea for Alicia he headed out onto the yard.

‘I’ll put this in Odin’s stable for you’ he said as he saw Alicia ride Odin back onto the yard after taking him for his morning exercise. Since Stefan had left he had told Jade he would send for Odin to be flown over to Norway when he had got back, but Jade told him in no uncertain terms the 17.3 hands high thoroughbred cross Irish Draught horse would be staying on British soil since she was the one to pay the ten thousand pounds he had cost in the first place. And just the previous morning Alicia had got a wonderful surprise at being lead blindfolded across the yard, the scarf Jade had used being took off to reveal the gentle giant of a horse with a huge blue bow around his neck. Even though because of her inheritance she could more than afford her own horse, she really loved Odin.

‘He’s all yours’ Jade had said, untying Odin’s rope from the side of the stable and pressing it into a delighted Alicia’s hands.

‘Thanks Jim’ Alicia called back, gracefully dismounting her horse and pulling his reins over his head to lead him into his stable, and shoo him away from her mug of tea. Odin had a sweet tooth just like his new owner.

‘Here you go dude’ said Jim, placing the mug of coffee he had brought for Bob on the side of Kenzo’s stable.

‘Cheers mate, and good to see you here by the way!’ said Bob, shovelling a pitchfork full of dirty straw into the wheel barrow blocking the open stable door.

‘Yeah it’s good to be here, I managed to finish up recording real quick so I think if Jade doesn’t mind ill spend the rest of my precious three months off here in the UK, it’s peaceful here’ said Jim.

‘Yeah, like she’s going to mind that’ said Bob sarcastically with a smile. Jim just smiled and shook his head, helping Bob by opening the stable door a little wider for him to get the wheel barrel out and then bolting the door for him, stopping to give Kenzo some fuss before watching Bob take the wheel barrel over to the trailers where all the horse crap and dirty bedding was dumped and up end it before coming back over to fetch his coffee.

‘Here you go, since you obviously want some so much’ said Bob to Kenzo, pouring a little of the coffee into his cupped hand and letting the big black horse lap it up.

‘A coffee drinking horse, never thought I’d see the day’ said Jim as he laughed, reaching out and giving Kenzo another stroke and then following Bob on to the next stable he had to de poop. The two continued to chat until Jade arrived outside the stable, all freshly showered and dressed in her black jodhpurs, leather boots and a plain sky blue vest top with Kenzo’s tack in her arms.
‘I’ll go warm him up and wait for you in the indoor arena Bob. Looks like it’s going to rain’ she said, flashing Jim a smile as she carried on walking to her horses stable, calling back to Jim and telling him to walk around to the indoor arena and take a seat as she wanted to hear the answers to the questions she had asked him in the kitchen a little earlier.

‘So Jamie called you? Awwww bless her heart’ said Jade as she began warming up her horse in a steady trot at one end of the 45ft long arena so she could hear what Jim was telling her.

‘Yeah she called me then put your dad on, he explained everything that had happened and after that I managed to record everything in thirty hours straight, got about four hours sleep and then hopped on a plane over’ said Jim, making it sound way more simple that it actually had been. Staying up for thirty hours just playing guitar had drained his energy considerably, and just looking at him Jade knew that well. All the times he had rushed to her side in an emergency over the years, all the times he had selflessly put her first, she knew he was a true friend, and this time was no exception either. They continued to talk a little more, mostly about the new Stone Sour album until Bob arrived and Jade’s hour and a half of training began.

Sitting back in the uncomfortable plastic seat Jim lit a cigarette and watched Jade, following Bob’s instruction to a t and making Kenzo work hard for her. He noticed how much the horse seemed to be enjoying himself too, and marvelled at how a beast so big and strong could have its will bent so easily to perform exactly how the rider wanted it to. He guessed if they really didn’t like it, said rider would be thrown off pretty quickly. Another thing he noticed to his supreme self disgust was just how nice Jade’s ass looked in a pair of jodhpurs, the way the tight elasticated material clung to it perfectly.

‘You’re here to help her get over a failed marriage, not to be a pervert James’ he thought to himself, crushing his half smoked cigarette out under his boot and looking back to see Kenzo pounding past him in canter, Jade sticking her tongue out at him as she passed by. He smiled, and shook all dirty thoughts from his head and continued to watch until she was finished, and then walked back with her to Kenzo’s stable and waited for her to get him settled before going back up to the house. Before he did go however Bob called him over and thanked him, telling him that was the first time Jade had really concentrated on a lesson since Stefan’s departure and that it was him being there that had done the trick. He just smiled and carried on walking back to the house, with Bob wondering why the hell Jade had ever married Stefan in the first place when she could have been so much happier with the man he’d just spoken to. He had noticed she’d cheered up already.

And in the two weeks that followed Jim’s arrival Jade was noticeably happier, getting over what had happened to her with a lot of help from her friend. Jamie was also ecstatic he was staying with them, and nagged him to death for guitar lessons on a daily basis that he ended up giving her just before she went to bed each night, and then staying with her as she read through her book to help her with any words she didn’t quite grasp before kissing her goodnight and going back downstairs. She had become so used to it she had done something very un-Jamie when she was collected by her Nanny Jules on the third Friday of his stay, and that was to go into full blown tantrum mode and cling herself on around his legs.

‘I wanna stay with Jim though!’ she shouted, only gripping on tighter as Jules tried to gently remove her.

‘But mommy and Jim need a bit of a break, and your granddad misses you tiny girl! And so have Auntie Sharon and uncle Ozzy, don’t you want to see them too when they come round later?’ said Jules. Jamie shook her head and continued to cling to Jim, who was really trying hard not to laugh. As a very mature seven year old he had never seen Jamie throw a temper tantrum before, and thought it was hilarious.

‘Right Jamie Kay, this silliness ends right now young lady. If you don’t stop behaving like a baby and go with Nanny now I’ll make you get up extra early for the next two weeks and muck out Rupert’s stable in the morning as well as the evening, and tell Alicia not to come and help you like she normally does, and tell Bob you aren’t having anymore riding lessons until you lose the attitude, so what’s it going to be?’ said Jade as she bent to Jamie’s level and prised her arms from around Jim’s legs.

‘Fine!’ She huffed dramatically, storming out of the door and off across the yard to the back gate to where Jules had parked her car, just as Jim nearly died laughing.

‘That’s the first time I’ve seen her do that, ever!’ he laughed as Jules and Jade hugged on the step.

‘Well she doesn’t do it often, but when she does she follows how this one is when she doesn’t get her own way’ said Jules with a nod towards her daughter.

‘Oh yeah, that I do agree on’ said Jim as Jade made and aghast face and thumped him in the chest. Jules said her goodbyes and left them to it, and once Jade had closed the door she continued to playfully thump him.

‘Now now, if you carry on giving me beats I won’t share all the beer and weed I’ve got in, and make you sit on the step in the rain’ said Jim in a playful warning tone, swerving away from Jade as she tried to hit him again.

‘Asshole’ she said.

‘Okay definitely not sharing now!’ he said, making a run for the lounge and getting through the door quick enough to shut and locked it, leaving Jade having a similar tantrum to her daughters on the other side.

‘My point proven exactly’ he said simply when he finally opened the door and let her in. For the rest of that evening they sat in the lovely restored quiet of Jade’s house, watching comedy shows from Jade’s vast DVD collection, drinking beer and going out to the back step on regular occasions to smoke large joints. On that night she introduced Jim to such British comedy greats as The League of Gentleman, Lee Evans, The Mighty Boosh and Fonejacker to name a few, the last in the line making Jim laugh so much Jade thought he’d break a rib.

‘Are you okay mate?’ she said, watching Jim cracking up completely at the sketch on Fonejacker where the man in question wound up various people on the other end of the line with his mispronunciation of many things such as DVD, DHL and VHS.

‘This is great!’ he laughed, continuing to laugh at the person desperately trying to explain that ‘doovde’ was pronounced ‘DVD’. She just looked on and laughed along with him, he had one of those laughs that lit up a whole room, and listening to it made her feel lit up inside, with was something that must have spread to her face too.

‘You know, you look great compared to how you did when I first got here, like you’ve actually had sleep for one thing’ he commented as Jade got up to change the DVD to Chinaman, which in turn reminded her of Dime since he had been one of his favourite stand up acts and also since he had been the one who brought her the DVD as a gift.

‘Yeah, I have been sleeping a lot better. I think I’ve just learned to stop torturing myself over it all and trying to find a reason why he did it’ said Jade as she got back up off the carpet and walked over to the couch again to sit next to him.

‘Idiocy rarely has reason behind it sugar, so that’s what I guess you can put it down to, the fact the man is just a grade A twat as Jo would say’ said Jim with a sniff as he sealed down the sticky side of a joint he had just rolled. ‘And her! Don’t even get me started on her, sorry, that. I swear to god, I’ll never work out how someone could play away from a woman as beautiful as you with a dirty, smelly, ugly mess like that! How could he even get it up?’ said Jim, his face as perplexed as he felt. It was then that Jade told him of the other time he couldn’t keep it up, the very last time they had ever had sex; well, attempted to. It made Jim laugh even more.

‘There’s something wrong with him, really there is!’ he hissed through his laughter.

‘Yeah, he has a nasty case of moronitis’ laughed Jade, getting up to follow him through the kitchen and sit down on the big step by his side as he continued to laugh.

‘What kind of a man can’t keep it up for a woman as hot as you, pffffffft!’ he said quietly to himself, laughter still rippling his voice.

‘Well, he’s proved what kind of a man he is; not much of one at all. And definitely not if the sex was anything to go by, he seemed to get worse as time went on if that’s at all possible!’ said Jade, lifting her hands high in expression then dropping them into her lap.

‘Well, knowing you in the other ways that I do...................I’d sure as hell say that’s impossible. Taking you to bed is like taking a fucking fire cracker! He’s an ass, really he is. Anyway, let’s not spend our evening talking about him further huh?’ said Jim firmly, his words met by silence. Upon hearing his opinion of her in bed Jade had stared at him, and then straight through him as her mind wound the clock back to the time she had engaged in unfeasible amounts of sex with the man sat next to her.

‘Jade? JADE?’ he said, watching her suddenly snap back and give him a sweet little smile as she took the joint he’d been attempting to pass her. And as she looked at him, how the years had been kind to his looks and if nothing else only improved upon his handsomeness Jade wondered if it would be a bad thing to possibly resume where they had left off in their no strings attached sex arrangement. Because at that moment a really good hard fuck was just what she needed, and from him she knew that’s exactly what she would get.
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