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Pixie Dust and Dark Voids	By : shibbydm Category: Individual Celebrities > Gerard Butler Views: 4192 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know Gerard Butler. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Jake ran up the steps to their house. They had been home two weeks and Jade had been over the moon at her new surroundings. Jake had to admit their house was wonderful, well as soon as they had finished decorating it would be. Right now it was full of sawdust and ripped paper, but he could see they were happy to be together. The door was on the latch as they had promised and he slipped in. Tink ran to greet him and clawed up his leg so he could cuddle her. Jake had to admit he had fallen for the little kitten and had hated giving her back to them. Walking past the kitchen he nodded to the workmen who was fitting the new cabinets and painting the hallway, walking toward the garden her froze as he heard raised voices.
”I don’t give a damn what you do, go ahead leave see if I care. You will come running back”
Jake held his breath, he ad never heard them arguing before, and felt intimidated as Gerard’s voice boomed about the house. He glanced at the workmen but they just carried on with their work. Jake crept closer and listened, jades voice rang high in the air, she sounded furious.
”I’ll come back to you, you think I need you, you bastard. Go to hell”
There was a sound of flesh hitting flesh and Jake ran out, to see Jade sprawled on the floor. Gerard was stood above her with such a look of hate, that Jake stopped in his tracks.
”Jake!” yelled Jade who dived from the floor and hugged him. “Great to see you, its about time you visited us”
Jake looked from Gerard’s face to Jades then noticed the scripts they were clutching. “Your doing what exactly?”
Gerard laughed and threw his script to the floor, “I’m trying out new roles, in this one I’m some evil wife beater, Jade was being my annoying wife.” Gerard scooped Jade in his arms and kissed her, “Isn’t she great?”
Jake pulled a face, “Leave the sentiment, so you guys were acting…. Not arguing? Just to be clear”
”If I was going to argue with her it would be about her using my razors and never cleaning the bath out” Gerard grumbled.
”Yeah and if I were to argue with him it would be about him never making the bed and leaving his clothes all over the floor” Jade shot him a look of venom then jumped into his lap.
Jake shook his head and seated himself in the seat facing theirs, “I’m glad to see you haven’t changed, so work on the house has started?”
”No we like having men around to invade our space” Jade rolled her eyes and nestled herself in Gerard’s neck.
Jake ignored her comment and lay back in the sun, “I have to say this is a nice suntrap”
”Well don’t get too comfortable, we are having this concrete ripped up and decking put down. Then a few tables and chairs.” Gerard was stroking Jades back absentmindedly. Jade leaned into his arm and closed her eyes.
”How’s the cut then?” Jake looked jade up and down.
”Its fine, settling into a nice disgusting scar, now I’m the elephant woman but sexier” Jade laughed at her own joke, but Jake and Gerard just rolled their eyes.
”Your always sexy” sighed Gerard, pushing her off he rose and walked the kitchen, “Coffee?”
”Yes” Jade and Jake yelled in unison.

Jade gave Jake the grand tour of the house, and told him all her plans for its renovation. Jake still held Tink in his arms, until Gerard appeared and grabbed her from him.
”Ohh I’ve missed my kitty” he murmured, stroking Tink behind the ears. Tink meowed back and licked his face.
”See she doesn’t hate me anymore, she still hates Jade”
Jade frowned, “Yes it seems she still harbours some sort of resentment toward me after the whole abandoning her thing, but then I’m not her mother am i.”
Gerard grinned and walked out the room.
Jade waited until he was downstairs then pulled Jake to the side, “Jake remember that guy I dated before we fell passionately in love and got married?”
”The hot one?”
”The only one, Paul Clarke?”
”Oh yeah, god he was fine, what about him?”
”He’s back” Jade stared at Jake until he understood her meaning.
”He’s back?” he repeated, “What do you mean?”
”He keeps sending me flowers, he came to visit me in England, he send me a bunch of flowers here the other day, how does he know where I live?”
”I haven’t a clue, why is he sniffing around? Your with Gerard!”
”Yes and I’m happy, look Jake do me a favour call him and tell him to piss off”
”Well I might have to be a bit more demure than that”
”You know what I mean, I haven’t told Gerard he is sniffing around, I don’t think he needs to know, not that I keep secrets I just don’t think its relevant, its not is it? I mean I don’t give a toss for him.”
”Jade breathe, look tell Gerard because if he finds out some guy is wooing you and you haven’t told him he might get all protective and manly. God I love manly men.”
”Jake you’re turning my problem into something to benefit you, stoppit. After the premiere in Toronto, mother is holding another party and he will be there, I want you to come as well. Keep him away from me. Flirt if you must.”
”I’ll be flirting anyway”
Their conversation was broken as Gerard called them, “I don’t make coffee for fun you, its going cold”
Jade turned back to Jake, “Look not a word ok, I don’t want Gerard to think he has to prove we love each other or anything, we are too happy right now!”
”Ok ok, I wont say a word, but I still think you should tell him.”
”I never listen to you” Jade patted his head and led him back downstairs.

For the last week Paul’s flowers had been arriving more often, she had simply thrown away the card and told Gerard she had bought them for the house, or she had sent them to her mother. It wasn’t that she felt guilty about any of this, she hadn’t asked for it. If anything she had told him she was happy when they met, so why he still thought he could act like this amazed her. In her mind she told herself she wasn’t lying to Gerard, because the conversation never arrived, she was just tampering with evidence. Even though you could get in deep trouble for that as well, she washed it from her mind and got on with life. The house was coming along brilliantly. Each room had a little something of their personality in there, and it blended together very well. On occasion she had to put her foot down when he chose something that clashed but he as doing very well. Jade has slipped the moving men 20 bucks for them to ‘drop’ a few ornaments of Gerard’s that she hated, so it was looking very homely. What she didn’t know is that Gerard had done the same thing, but asked them to ‘drop’ some of her fairly pictures and statutes, so that particular working man went home with a story for the wife and few extra bucks in his pockets. A domestic equilibrium had been reached when they decided to hire a cleaner.
Tinks bed was the last thing to be placed, they had decided to make her sleep downstairs as Gerard didn’t feel comfortable having sex with her watching.
”Gerard she is a bloody cat” Jade had groaned ripping down his pants.
”Yeah but she can see, I don’t want her to see”
Tink had growled as Jade threw her out in the hallway and closed the door on her.
”Its no wonder she prefers you to me” Jade had groaned, “I have to discipline her all the time your just a big softy”
”I’m not so soft right now” Gerard had growled pulled her down the bed with him.

”Jade” Gerard’s voice rang through her ears and she blinked him into focus” “Earth to jade, what are you thinking about, I’m asking what wine you want” They were stood in the supermarket, throwing items into the trolley.
”Well” she whispered, running her hands down his front, stopping at his waistline, “I was re-enacting last night if you must know”
Gerard blushed and turned to face her “red or white? And stop being rude”
Jade leaned against the trolley and yawned, “I hate food shopping” she grumbled, “Why cant we just eat out?”
”Because I want to cook, I’m a chef within. Cooking is nice, plus you don’t have to do anything”
”Except pretend I can stomach it” Jade smiled sweetly, “Red its nicer”
Gerard threw the bottle in the trolley and pushed it alongside Jade.
”Oh Jake is having a fancy dress party” Jade jumped to her toes, “I had forgotten about that, ohh I’m excited now. WE have to go”
”Why is he having a fancy dress party?” Gerard stopped the trolley and stared in amazement.
”Well because he is gay” Jade laughed, “No I’m not sure he just wants one, we used to have them all the time! Can we go please?”
”As what?”
”I want to go as a Geisha”
”I wish I had never bought you that book, what is a geisha anyway but a high class hooker?”
”They are beautiful, now what can you go as?”
Gerard strolled along grabbing pasta and herbs off the aisles, “I don’t like dressing up, I’ll go as Gerard Butler the idiot who cooks for nothing”
”O h shut up you grump” Jade poked him in his side so giggled, “I’m truly looking forward to whatever you cook tonight. How can you be an actor and hate dressing up?”
Gerard pulled the trolley into a check out and began loading the food onto the conveyor belt. Once they had paid they wheeled out the food to the car and loaded it in. “Do you really not want to go?” Jade asked. “It will be fun. Loads of people will go, Jakes a social butterfly.”
”I don’t doubt it. Of course we can go. I’ll be a pirate”
”No”
”Astronaut?”
”No”
”Cowboy”
Jade laughed, “You in tassels?”
Gerard started the car. “Fine I will think of something wonderful. It will put your skanky hooker outfit to shame”
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