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Pixie Dust and Dark Voids	By : shibbydm Category: Individual Celebrities > Gerard Butler Views: 4192 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know Gerard Butler. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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The Premiere had abruptly been changed from Toronto to NYC, which was perfect because they barely had to travel to reach it. Gerard cancelled the flights and settled for a private helicopter to fly them upstate and back. All in all it took about an hour each way. Gerard and Jade stepped on to the red carpet in style. Each insisting they looked sexier than each other.
”You have no idea about style darling” Gerard spoke through his teeth as he smiled for the camera’s, “You may be in this film but its my outfit they are here to see.”
Jade gripped his side, “I’m looking every bit as sexy as you, more so in fact, this dress was worth all the time I spent searching and all the time it took to take your credit card”
”What?” Gerard spun round and looked at the dress, “You said you paid”
”I’m an actress now darling!” she laughed, “Anyway I bought you those shoes we are even” Gerard frowned, “You can pay for it in kind”
”Oh promises” she winked and led him into the screen.

After the film, Gerard reluctantly let her go to do some interviews with the press along the carpet. Staring around he noticed a lot of men waving for her attention holding out papers to be signed. It seemed he had competition. Jade was laughing hysterically and being her usual perky self, she kept turning to catch his eye, maybe for reassurance. She had told him she was nervous about this night, but the film was a big success and her acting brilliant. Watching it gave him a sinking feeling in his stomach, while she had filmed this all that trouble had occurred in Italy, it was like a reminder. Jade insisted on leaving and stumbled back over to Gerard, her eyes still blurry from all the flashes. Being the centre of attention was demanding and tiring. It made her admire Gerard even more. He made it look so easy, she had found it very difficult to answer several questions at once and smile falsely for people she didn’t even know. Gratefully she held his extended hand and leant against him.
”You ok?” he smiled, seeing her discomfort.
”That was tiring, how do you do it all the time?”
“Well I’m sexier than you so its easier for me” laughing together they headed to the after party, and then home.

Jade flipped off her shoes and looked about the house, all was done now except the bathroom. It was a slice of heaven, and somewhere she could call theirs.
”Will you take that bloody calendar down” Gerard voice rang from the kitchen, “Its not even August anymore”
Jade had purchased the calendar Gerard had posed for, and stuck it in the kitchen. It had been on August for the last four months, and she didn’t intend on changing it.
”Touch my sex aid and you die!” she yelled back, “I like seeing you all soapy and in my kitchen” Tink purred and jumped on her lap, she was barely a kitten anymore, and she wore her pink sparkly collar with pride. Jade stroked her soft fur and leaned back on the sofa.
”Fine I want some pictures of you all soapy and I’m going to hang them in the hallway” Gerard appeared at the door with two glasses of red wine. Although he hadn’t drunk for years, he had begun drinking the odd glass of wine. Jade smiled, it was nice to see him letting go of his past. She had listened and laughed along with him as he told her the things he had done when drunk as a fool. She had also cried and held him when she heard of the awful things he had encountered while drunk, but he felt he was at a stage where he could happily indulge in the odd glass. He still never drank in public though. Accepting a glass, she gestured for him to join her on their new sofa. Placing his glass on the table, Gerard shoved Tink off Jades lap and lay along the couch with his head on her lap.
”Shoes” Jade looked at him, and raised her eyebrow.
”Drop that brow” Gerard snarled and flicked his shoes off, sending one across the room it knocked over a lamp, startling Tink who ran from the room. Now used to his clumsiness and stupidity, Jade barely batted an eyelid and began stroking his eyebrows softly.
”You’re getting a unibrow” she laughed, between sips.
Gerard felt his head and stared at her waiting for an explanation.
”You have wee hairs growing in-between your eyebrows. Don’t worry I’ll get rid of them later”
”I don’t like the sound of that”

He found he didn’t like the feel of it either, but Jade had him pinned to the toilet with her foot in-between his legs as she carefully grabbed another hair with her tweezers.
”That hurt” he yelled, rubbing his head madly, then wincing in pain as she added pressure to his balls. “There was a time you were nice to me Jade.”
Jade stuck her tongue out of the side of her mouth as she concentrated on getting another hair, “Yeah well times change deal with them. Oh stop moving your head, this is the last one” as she removed her foot Gerard dived to his feet and looked at the red skin between his eyebrows, “You woman do that everyday”
”Well not every day,” Jade faced the mirror and began pulling a few of her own hairs out. “When it looks unsightly, it doesn’t hurt you big baby”
”Correct I’m a big baby. A baby who doesn’t like pain, so quit dishing it out” Looking at his watch he frowned, “Its 1.30 Jade, you think we should go to bed.”
”I’m not tired”
”Neither am I” he moaned, pulling his shirt over his head and throwing it on the floor. Jade pulled a face at him and picked it up, throwing it in the wash basket she resumed her eyebrow plucking.
”We could watch a film or something, maybe one of your films then we will be asleep in seconds”
Gerard grabbed he and lifted her in the air, squeezing her until she screamed.
”Alright I’m sorry, I was joking” she laughed, when he placed her down she thrust the tweezers toward his crotch, “one more stunt like that and ill have to shape your pubes”
”Argh” he screeched running from the bathroom.

While watching ‘Dylan Moran: Monster” Jade fell fast asleep, curled up on Gerard’s bare chest on the couch, with their snuggle blanker wrapped around them. Gerard chuckled to himself, she had insisted he watch this Irish comedienne and now she was asleep, but he was laughing at this guy and decided to watch it until the end. Stroking Jades back, he glanced at the clock it was 3.30. the DVD had ended and he had enjoyed it, making a mental note to catch the guy live next time he came to NYC he flicked off the TV. Lying in total darkness, he nudged Jade until she woke up. Blinking she looked around her.
”Aww” he giggled, “You have sleepy eyes. Come on.” Lifting her off him, he wrapped her in the blanket and carried her up the stairs. Jade threw one arm around his neck and snuggled back into him. Once upstairs he laid her down on the bed and pulled the sheets back, climbing in alongside her he kissed her forehead and then rolled on to his own side and fell asleep.

As Jakes party crept nearer Gerard was getting stressed about his costume. Jade had bought all her make up and her out fit already. She had even booked into a hairdresser to get an authentic Japanese hairstyle; he hadn’t even decided what he was to be yet. His first idea was naturally to turn up as the phantom, since he already had the mask he had stolen off the set; he would simply need to get a new outfit. But he didn’t want it to be that obvious. Sitting in the garden he stroked his beard and sipped his coffee. It was a beautiful day; he was lazing around in long shorts and nothing else. The sun was exhausting as it beat down upon him, Tink was inside hiding in a shaded spot. Jade had gone out for lunch with Penny, so he didn’t expect her to be back for another few hours. Already he had made the bed, done the dishes, picked up his clothes from the dry cleaners, fed Tink and read the paper. It was only 12.00. Staring at his watch he realised he was drastically bored, he decided to go the gym, so grabbed a bag and some clothes and headed for the car. Locking up the house he turned around as a man approached him. He was smiling and holding a pie of some sort.
”Hi” he extended a hand to Gerard, “Mike. Mike Burble I live opposite you. I’ve been meaning to come over and welcome you to the neighbourhood but I got over worked and then the wife insisted I bring this over as a welcoming gift. A belated welcoming gift” he looked down at the bag in Gerard’s hand, “But I can see I caught you at a bad time, I’ll come over later if you like”
”Oh no, god I was only going the gym out of sheer boredom, you’ve saved me energy. Please come in” unlocking the door, Gerard held it open for the visitor and beckoned him to enter.
Mike looked about, so this was how stars lived. “So your new around here?” he asked, as obvious as it was, “You and your wife I mean.”
”Wife? No me and Jade are engaged, we haven’t a big day yet, we moved here from upstate”
”Your from where originally?”
”Scotland, over in the UK” Gerard placed the pie in the side and stared at Mike, unsure what to say. “Would you like a drink? Or something? Anything?”
Mike smiled, “Go on then, I’ll mug you to a beer you can tell me all about yourself”
Gerard bit his lip and scratched his neck, “Er sorry we don’t have any beers in. I don’t drink, I got water or orange or erm tea. Sorry”
”Oh orange is fine, sorry I just assumed.”
Once in the garden they sat in an awkward silence. Gerard wasn’t sure if the guy knew he was in films, and it wasn’t something he liked to bring into a conversation in case it sounded like he was boasting.
”Have you lived her long?” he finally asked.
”Sure, about 10 years now. I’ve two lads and a wonderful wife; it really is suburban heaven up here. But it can get quiet”
”Yeah well I love the peace and quiet”
”I imagine you would need that” Mike sipped his drink and looked about the garden. His eyes fell on a small black cat that was staring at him.
”Why would I need that?” Gerard asked cautiously.
”Well being in the spotlight and so on. I know you are Mr. Butler. Don’t worry I’m not a crazy fan. The wife is though, watch out for her”
Gerard breathed a sigh of relief, “Oh I will” he laughed, “Yeah its nice to get away from everything. Just be with my family and so on”
”Is that your cat?”
”Oh yeah that’s Tink. Jade saved her from some crazy man in Central park a while back”
”Jade?”
”Sorry Jade is my fiancé, she is out with a friend at the minute”
”I’ve seen her about, she helped my wife a few days ago with some shopping she had dropped. Janice is my wife’s name. Right well Gerard great meeting you, I had better get back, I told her I would only be a few minutes, I’ve been about an hour now”
Gerard jumped to his feet, “oh ok sorry I didn’t mean to keep you”
Seeing him to the door he smiled and shook his hand once more.
”Listen Gerard me and the guys who live round here are going bowling tomorrow. Your very welcome to join us, they are a great bunch. I mean just to introduce you to the neighbourhood and everything. You don’t have to of course, I just thought I’d let you know your welcome whenever”
”Great. Thanks. I’d love to come.”
Gerard closed the door on Mike and smiled, he had been feeling a bit lonely after leaving all his friends in the city and he seemed like a nice guy, for an American anyway. He laughed and walked back outside to clear away the glasses. Tink finally strolled over, Gerard had noticed she never bounded to see him anymore; she was merely accepting his arrival in her garden and walking over to allow him the privilege of stroking her.
”Your getting very stunk up Tinky” Gerard laughed, lifting her to cuddle her. “Wait until Jade finds out I have a friend now, and she thought it was only you who loved me.”

Jade came home around 4 and listened to Gerard’s tale about his visitor over dinner. When he had finished she tried to remember the woman.
”Oh I remember, I was walking toward the house and an orange rolled in my path, I saw she had dropped her bag and helped her. She looked at me like she had seen a ghost and then thanked me too many times and shuffled indoors”
Eating once last forkful of Gerard’s pasta bake she stood and took his empty plate along with hers to the kitchen. “So are you going to go tomorrow?”
”Do you think I should? I mean I don’t know any of them”
”Sure, it will be nice for you to have a friend besides Tink”
”I knew you would say that” he grumbled carrying the glasses out to her, he lifted a tea towel and began drying the dishes she had started washing.
”I’m kidding, you’re a love. Yeah I think you should go, tell me if there is any good looking men around here I can see on the side”
”Was Janice good looking? WE could partner swap” Gerard ducked as Jade threw a sponge at him.
”Oh what you can make jokes but I cant?” he laughed, walking up behind her and kissing the back of her neck. Rising his hands up her body he rested them on her breasts and slowly caressed them. Jade shivered and shook him off, “Don’t start these dishes will never get done.”
Gerard spun her round and lifted her face to his, “Then I’ll buy us a dishwasher”
Jade gave in to his touch and threw her arms around his neck, kissing him hard, she felt his erection pressing against her and groaned, Grabbing his bum and pushing him harder against her body.
The doorbell sounded making them both jumps they both stared down the hallway.
”Tell them to piss off” Gerard growled, “I want to mate” Jade pushed him back from her and laughed, “I love your way with words” Drying her hand with the dishcloth she opened the door and stared at Mike.
”Can I help you?”
”Yes, Sorry I’m Mike I called earlier. I think I may have left my mobile here. Or I pray I did because I don’t have it. I was wondering if you could check.”
”Oh your Mike” Jade smiled and opened the door, “Sure come on and have a look. Nice to meet you, I’m Jade”
Mike nodded and walked with her to the kitchen. “Hi Ger sorry to bother you, I don’t suppose you found a phone here today did you?”
Gerard was sitting at the table trying to hide his erection, “I can’t say I have, try calling it. Use the phone there next to you” Once it had clamed down he stood up and walked out into the night, looking around the garden in case his eyes had missed it. “What’s it like?”
”Small, silver flip one” Mike shouted back, dialling his number into the phone. All three listened carefully but no sound came from the house.
”Damn” mike cursed, “That’s the second one this month, I keep losing them.”
Gerard laughed, “Well where else have you been?”
”Home, and the office and well here” Shaking his head Mike hung up. “Well sorry to bother you both.”
”That’s ok” Jade smiled, “Drop in anytime”
Gerard walked Mike to the door, “So bowling tomorrow then?”
”You want to come?” Mike asked, standing in the doorway.
”Sure, I haven’t anything on tomorrow. Whereabouts?”
”Oh I’ll knock around 6 if that’s ok. We can travel up together. Get a cab or something”
”I’ll drink, I wont be drinking. I’ll even buy you a beer since I couldn’t give you one today”
”Sounds like a plan. I like you already” mike laughed, waving goodbye as he walked over to his house. Gerard walked back into the kitchen and pulled Jade from the sink, wrapping rolling his hands down her back, he slipped them under her pants and grabbed her bum. “Now where was I?” he purred. AS they kissed the telephone rang loudly.
”Oh Jesus Christ” Gerard shouted reaching for the phone. “Hello?”
Jade laughed and dried the last of the dishes.
”Jade it’s for you, says his name is Paul” Jade froze at the sink, “Ok tell him I’ll call him back”
Gerard looked puzzled but told the caller she was in the bath and she would call him back. Walking into the kitchen he noted her quick cleaning, something she only did when annoyed or nervous.
”Jade you wipe that side any harder the pattern will come off, what was that about?”
”Nothing” Jade smiled, “He’s just a real bore I cant be bothered talking to him right now. Now where were we?” She grinned slipping her hands down the front of his pants.
”Mmm” he growled, “We were just there.”
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