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Pixie Dust and Dark Voids	By : shibbydm Category: Individual Celebrities > Gerard Butler Views: 4192 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know Gerard Butler. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Jade sat tapping her foot outside the bathroom. Pressing her ear to the door she heard him wretch one more time and vomit again. He was groaning in pain, but she couldn’t help but stifle a laugh. It was always the same, when people were sick or in pain her nerves got to her and she saw the funny side of it.
”Jade” Gerard cried out, grabbing the bowl as he vomited again, “I hate you”
”Sorry G, I love you but I can’t look at you right now, I’ll be sick” Jade held in her laugh and pushed the door open a bit. “Oh god that stinks” Jade ran back into the bedroom.
”I hate you so much” he stood up and shook his head, flushing the toilet he ran to the sink and swilled out his mouth, brushing his teeth madly and scrubbing his tongue.
”It wasn’t that bad” Jade insisted, throwing off her shawl. “I liked it”
”I swear to god I’m never going to any restaurant you recommend again. It serves me right anyway for ordering Seafood I suppose, oh god I think there’s more coming back up” Gerard groaned, holding his stomach he lay down on the bed and breathed in and out slowly. “If only I were a critic I would have the place quarantined”
Jade leaned over and kissed his forehead, “Aww you poor thing. You do make some interesting noises though”
Gerard pulled a face, “Oh well yeah I make the most inspirational noises while bringing food back up” Sitting up he pulled off his shirt, and threw off his jeans. Diving under the covers he groaned some more and held his stomach, curling up into a ball he sniffled to himself.
”Self pity is a sad thing” Jade sniggered, but went to fetch him a glass of water, settling in bed beside him she rubbed his back until he relaxed and turned to face her.
”It hurts,” he mumbled. Cuddling into her for security. Jade smiled and kissed his cheek. Stroking his stomach softly she tried soothing him.
”Try and get some sleep, I’m sure you’ll feel better in the morning”
Gerard lay groaning for a few more hours, so Jade stayed awake with him, softly rubbing his stomach. Her other hand was running through his hair which sent him into his trance, and finally he drifted off.

Gerard felt fine the next day, but hated to admit that Jade was right.
“Its your damn fault, I wanted to eat in, but nooo we had to go to this new pace and now I’m dying of food poisoning”
Gerard sat on the bench in the garden in his dressing gown, Jade was lying in his lap reading a magazine. The sun was shining and Tink was stopping the birds from singing, but it was a fine day.
”Oh Gerard change the record you are boring me to death”
”Jade” he yelled, “Why aren’t you looking after me?”
”Ger you are fine. You haven’t been sick once since last night, your tummy just didn’t agree. I can feel my internal organs failing due to boredom because of your whining.”
Gerard squinted up at the sun, stroking Jades hair. “Your right, I am fine. I must restock my stomach. Fancy making me a nice egg buttie?”
”God lord look at her cellulite, god I feel like a queen” Jade laughed showing the picture to Gerard. Then frowned as he sat with his puppy dog eyes. “No I hate cooking you eggs you always complain, they aren’t runny enough or they’re too runny, they aren’t eggs, you never stop!”
”I moaned once and that was because you incinerated them”
”Well beggars cant be choosers. Oh those pants are beautiful” Jade flipped the page and shooed Gerard prying hands as he tried to knock the magazine out of her hands.
”Jade if you make me a nice sandwich I’ll take you away. Somewhere nice. I have to go back to work in a month or so. Well I say back to work I need to be in Japan promoting the film. Then I need to choose a new film, so I want our last few weeks to be perfect”
Jade dropped her magazine as his words sunk in. “You make it sound like we aren’t going to see each other again. That’s sad” she pouted and climbed up him to hug him.
”Aww don’t. Please don’t. Of course we will see each other just not as much”
”Why cant I come with you?” Jade hugged him tighter.
”Well I didn’t think you would want to. I would love you too of course, but life on the road isn’t easy” Gerard held her closer, squeezing her until she screamed.
”Well I can come for a while then leave if I want to?” she smiled, and kissed him. “Where can we go?”
”No no Jadey the real question is. Where is my sandwich?” Gerard raised an eyebrow and tapped his watch, “This offer is timed”
Jade stuck out her tongue and walked off to the kitchen, “Alright but you can make a new pot of coffee”
”Sounds fair to me” Gerard laughed, rising from his seat and following her, never taking his eyes of her bum as she swayed into the kitchen.

Later that afternoon Mike came round and was admiring their DVD collection. Jade had run over to Mikes house to talk with Janice. Gerard was sat in his shorts and t-shirt with no shoes or socks. In full relax mode he had shouted at Mike and told him to bugger off and stop ruining his afternoon, but Mike just shoved past him and poured him self a drink. Gerard liked that.
”You sure like films don’t you” Mike asked, Gerard looked up from the script he was mulling over and nodded.
”If I hated them work would be a bitch” Gerard had known mike for a week or so now, they connected really well and he was used to having him nosing around. Just as Mike was used to finding Gerard in uninvited in his house. It was an unspoken agreement that they were stuck with each other, whether they liked it or not.
”You know you were in a top ten favourite actors list the other day” Mike pulled out ‘Goodfellas’ and read the blurb.
”Was I?” Gerard dropped the script, “Shit” he commented, rooting around for his cigarette packet.
”Yeah Janice read it, some magazine. Seems like your name is becoming household”
Gerard was growing impatient as he pulled the cushions and threw them, “Yeah well not in this house hold. In this house hold I am whatever Jade deems worthy to call me. I was labelled ‘dick’ today for moaning about her eggs”
”Eggs?” Mike asked, holding up ‘Goodfellas’ “This any good?”
”Yeah they were too runny. Aha” Gerard found his smokes and quickly stuffed all the cushions in their places. “How have you not seen ‘Goodfellas’ are you abnormal?”
”Ok I’m lending it” Mike laughed throwing it on the table. “Right you are boring me Ger I’m off home”
”That’s the second time I’ve bored someone today. There must be an anecdote to my charm”
”Yeah its called being awake” Mike cackled heading for the door”
”Fuck off”
”You got a costume yet” Mike pulled open the door, looking over at his house he saw Jade running around with his children on the front. Gerard appeared behind him.
”No I really am stuck here. I might go as a gangster” Gerard peered across to the laughing figures, “Is that Jade?”
”Yeah she’s really good with the kids. You ever think of having a few yourselves? She would make a brilliant mother you know”
”Whoa don’t be putting ideas in her head, I’m not ready to spawn yet”
”Don’t know what your missing pal. I’ll be seeing you.”
Gerard watched Mike walk across the road; one of the boys ran and threw his arms around him. Waving to Jade he closed the door again. The sun beat through the windows, so he pulled of his tank top and walked back into the living room. Pulling another script off the pile he sat in the garden and started a new one. Relaxing he collapsed in the easy chair and let out a deep breath It was short lived however as Jade burst through the front door, slamming it behind her.
”Gerbear?” she sang, skipping into the garden. “Hey I missed you” she knocked the script out of his hand and threw one leg over him. Sitting upon him she traced patterns on his chest.
”You’ve only been an hour! How can you miss me?” Gerard smiled and scooted himself up in the chair, pulling Jade up on his groin, he kissed her. She was wearing denim shorts and a checked shirt that was tied up under her bra. “You liking the Daisy Duke look? I’m liking your arse in those shorts” Gerard grabbed her firmly and pushed her down against him.
”I can feel that,” laughed Jade, “Mike has decided to have a barbeque, fancy going over? Later of course not now, it will start in a few hours”
”Cant see why not” Gerard lowered his head and bit at her top, pulling the knot so it fell open, nuzzling his face between her breasts he kissed the cleavage softly.
Jade closed her eyes in delight but pulled herself to her senses. “Shouldn’t you be reading your scripts?”
Gerard bit hard on her bra and pulled it away from her body, unhooking it with one hand, his eyes looked up at her and she knew no reading would be done this afternoon. Once he had flung her bra to the floor he kissed her naked breasts.
”Gerard what if someone looks out of his or her window” jade blushed and pulled her shirt around her naked chest. “Go on read your scripts we can play later” she teased, knowing full well he wouldn’t leave I at that. As she tried to lift herself off him he held her firmly with both hands.
”Jade if someone looks out of his or her window they will see my huge erection. Do you want that? You must stay”
Jade giggled, “Then what are we to do?” Gerard from side to side, “I have an idea”

Gerard walked from the garden to the house, trying his best to stay level and not laugh too much. Jade had her legs wrapped around him, and was holding his hands as she lay vertically in midair, covering his erection with herself.
They collapsed laughing indoor, the script lay forgotten outside as Gerard dragged Jade up the stairs.
Once there Jade pulled the blinds down, they had realised with shame that since they had no net curtains once the light was on the entire street could see into their bedroom. Jade blushed to think that Mike might have glanced out of an upstairs window and seen them once or twice. Throwing her shirt to the floor she stood in nothing but her short shorts and waited. Counting to five on her hand, Gerard’s arms encircled her on four. One hand stretched over her stomach, he pushed her slowly against his body. The other hand travelled up to her head and pulled the clip out of her hair, Jade trembled as her lose hair lightly swayed against her back, Gerard’s hand running though it didn’t help either.
”Jade” he whispered, “I want to marry you”
”Scotland” Jade murmured, her body on fire as his hands fondled he body.
”Where else?” he kissed her neck softly, and slid one hand into her shorts. Jade leant back against him as he rubbed her heat and moaned with pleasure as he worked his fingers faster.
”When?” she begged, her hands gripped onto his shorts and she pressed back as hard as she could against his erection.
“Soon” he growled, as he worked her into a state of ecstasy, he watched the blinds change colour as the sun went down. “The sun” he gasped.
Jade opened her eyes, the once brilliant yellow that had stung her, was now a fading orange. The sun was setting and a shadow fell down their bodies as it lowered itself. Jade panted heavily as she came closer to her moment, which aroused Gerard even more. Her body was pressed against his, as he held her to him. Finally she hit her climax and her legs gave way. Gerard pulled his hand from her shorts and caught her, lifting her in both arms he carried her to the bed, and kissed up her legs until he found her shorts. Peeling them from her body, he allowed her a few minutes to settle her emotion, and then lowered his head.
Licking and sucking her softly at first, then faster and stronger he explored her regions with his tongue. Jade lifted her knees up; her body was tingling as he worked his magic. While his tongue was busy his hands were gripped tightly around her hips, pulling her closer to his face. He had to stop eventually, as her moans were sending him over the edge, pulling himself up her body, he grabbed her breasts and tweaked her nipples. Jade tried to calm her self down, she had been so close to another explosive orgasm but he had pulled away. Even while he kissed her the full length of her body she wasn’t sure she would ever forgive him for that. In fact she was about to tell him, when he suddenly pulled himself up her body and entered her. They lay at first, their eyes closed. Enjoying the sensation of being one. Slowly he began thrusting into her, then faster and faster until she clawed at his back. Crying out in pleasure she called his name a hundred times before their orgasms hit and they exploded within each other.

Gerard inspected the cuts on his back as he pulled his shirt on in the bathroom. “Jade will you take a look what you have done to me?”
Jade walked in, and Gerard admired her. Dressed in a pair of jeans and a tight top, she looked fantastic. Her headscarf and brown boots finished off her outfit; he hadn’t even decided what to wear yet.
Jade looked at his back and then at her fingernails, “God I’m sorry. I should have them cut really” she laughed, stroking his back. “I’ve ironed your pink shirt and your favourite jeans, unless you want to wear something else. But you can iron it yourself”
”You’re a star” Gerard kissed her cheek and went back to shaving. Jade watched him for a while then reached out and took the razor from him and smiled.
”Ok then” he agreed, lifting her up on the bathroom side he stood in front of her while she gently shaved his face for him. “I don’t know why you like doing this?”
”Its fun” she giggled, “Except when I cut you. You get moody then”
”You said you think I’m sexy when I’m moody”
”Yeah” Jade day dreamt for a second then turned back to the task in hand. “What did your mum say?”
”It wasn’t clear there was a lot of shrieking and yelling, some tears. I think she is happy”
”You made it clear we want a small, quiet do. I’m not having my wedding all over the papers, selling everything they can. They aren’t selling my day. The bastards”
”Yes she understands, she is making enquiries in the local church. Then we can go over there and make arrangements.
“I have butterflies in my stomach” Jade laughed, throwing the used razor to the side she towel dried his face and kissed his lips, “I cant wait to tell Jake” Jade leaned forward and grabbed his testicles, massaging them softly she watched his face relax. A big grin swept over his face and he looked down at her, “Please don’t do that or we will never get to this barbeque”
Jade leaned forward and kissed him. “Jade Butler” she voiced aloud, “I like it” she reluctantly dropped him as the telephone rang. “Get dressed” she shouted over her shoulder, as she went to the hallway for the phone.
Gerard pulled a face behind her back and looked down at his erection, “Perfect” he grumbled.

At the barbeque Gerard watched all the neighbours laughing and joking. They had all known each other for years. Their children studied together, the dads drank. The woman went shopping together; it was a very close-knit community. In ways he felt like they were invading, but as he watched jade laughing along with the woman he realised this was the sort of life she wanted. Quiet and full of love, but that wasn’t his life, and he felt bad for upsetting it. Gerard hadn’t had a quiet life since Mrs. Brown. Not that he resented it, he loved his career, but he loved Jade more. It wouldn’t be easy to leave her this time, but at least all these people around him wouldn’t let her be lonely.
”God who’s dead?” Mike asked, shoving Gerard off balance, “This is supposed to be fun!” Gerard stumbled and glared at Mike.
”Sorry I just have a lot on my mind” Mike watched his eyes trail back to jade.
”Is everything ok? Here come get a drink” Mike led Gerard to the kitchen and poured him a orange juice, “Are you and Jade ok?”
”Yes, we’re perfect that’s the problem. I have to leave again”
Mike’s eyes grew wide, “But I love you, don’t leave me” Gerard burst out laughing and shoved him, “Seriously the last time I had to go and promote I was gone for a few weeks and the press nearly split us up”
”Yeah I read about that. Thought I was in there, I was all ready to woo her, until you came back. I would have had to find her first of course”
”Oh great so as well as press interference and missing her like mad, I have to worry about you trying to bed her.” Gerard laughed, staring out the window Jade caught his eye and winked at him. Mike watched the smile spread over his face.
”God you two are the real deal aren’t you? I mean you’ve been together how long about 2 years? And you still get a funny feeling when she acknowledges you”
”Is that not normal?” Gerard turned to face him, “I’ve never really been in love before. It’s always been like this. For me anyway. That’s why it’s so hard to say goodbye”
Mike pulled a face, “I’m going to be sick with sadness. How long will you be gone? When can our love commence?”
Jade walked into the kitchen in time for that last question and stared at the two men, without saying a word she backed out slowly and returned to the garden. Hearing them both laugh she ran to tell Janice. ”Great” Gerard chuckled, “I don’t know, I think I’ll be gone a month or two at least. But then if a new film appears and I think I like this script I’m reading now. Add another 4 months on that”
”I knew it was pointless getting to know you. Janice always said I would get my heart broken. Oh well I guess we shall have to make the most of it now” Mike laughed holding out his arm. Gerard linked it and the men walked into the garden and purposefully swayed past Janice and Jade. Who laughed so hard they spilt their drinks. Jade walked over and pulled Gerard from Mike, holding him close she leant into his ear, “Will I ever marry a straight guy” Gerard’s hands travelled down her back, and he pressed his face into her neck.
”All men are the same,” Mike laughed, walking over to some of the other guys to talk to them. Gerard lifted his face from her neck and laid a kiss on her lips. “Stop teasing me” he purred. “Every time I look at you I want you”
”Well then you should stop looking at me”
”Impossible” Gerard cleared his throat and began singing, “You are sooo beautiful to me” Jade laughed hard, and dropped his hug, stepping backwards. Gerard advanced toward her, “You are soooo beautiful to meee” They were chasing each other around the garden now, groups of people were watching with amusement and Jade hid behind a tree”
”Cant you seee” Gerard shrieked, “Erm…I don’t know the rest of the words.” Mike began clapping which led to a full applause from the other guests. Finally jade jumped, ashamed from behind the tree and allowed Gerard to kiss her once more.
”Karaoke” Mike burst out, “C’mon Ger help me find the speakers and stuff”
”No” Janice and Jade yelled in unison, but the men had already ran off in search of sound. Half an hour later Jade sat with her head in her hands, Janice was rubbing her back in sympathy as Gerard and Mike stood with microphones singing “Dude looks like a Lady” as loud as they could. Jade couldn’t help but laugh at their dancing, everyone around them was laughing and singing along. The children were running and shrieking, pulling mums and dads up to dance.
”I think it would have been quite dull if you hadn’t moved her you know” Janice laughed, “He is a cracker isn’t he?”
”Who Gerard? Yeah with work he will be perfect” Jade laughed pulling Janice up to dance. People began yelling requests at the men, and other got up to sing. The party was now in full swing, the barbeque forgotten. Gerard ended up driving out to buy more alcohol for everyone. Once he returned a young girl stopped him in the kitchen. She looked no older than 17 but her eyes shone with admiration for him. “Excuse me, can you sign this for me?” Gerard looked down at the ‘Phantom of the Opera” DVD in her hand. The girl had obviously run home to fetch it.
”Course, hang on two ticks” he called over his shoulder, pulling the rest of the crates from his boot. The girl walked over and lifted one for him, following him to the kitchen to place them down.
”So you know my uncle then? Or are you at this party with someone else?”
”Know him?” Gerard laughed, “Guy owes me 40 dollars. I live just across the road”
The girls face dropped, “No way” Gerard smiled, “Way! We only recently moved in and Mike brought me pie. So we are buds now. Who do you want this signed to?”
”I hope you don’t think I’m stupid asking you. It seems incredibly silly. I’m just a huge fan, I think you’re very talented”
”Thank you sweetie. What’s your name?”
”Steph” the girl smiled up at him. “I live about 5 houses down but I’ve been staying at my grandma’s I had no idea you moved in around here. You must be bored stiff”
”‘to steph love your neighbour Gerard. Ps. Bring me pie’” Gerard read aloud, passing the DVD back to her, “Bored? Not at all it’s wonderful here”
”Nothing ever happens” the girl wailed, “Every one knows each other, its inbred I swear, no body minds their own business”
”Well after living in L.A and then NYC peace and quiet is welcome. Are you coming outside for some more singing? Jade will kill me but I like it. Pick a song!”
The girl took Gerard’s arm and walked into the garden with him. Mike spotted them and walked over to hug his niece, he frowned as he got closer and saw the look of lust on his nieces face. She was staring at Gerard like a girl would her boyfriend; Gerard hadn’t seemed to notice. “Glad you finally arrived, get a drink they are over there. Orange juice for you” he yelled, the girl looked over her shoulder and fumed.
”Gerard mate, do me a favour be careful round her ok?” Mike pulled Gerard to one side.
”What do you mean?” Gerard looked over mikes shoulder at the young girl then back to him, “Is she flammable or something, because I wont light up around her if so”
”No idiot, she fancies you. It’s too easy for a young girl to mistake friendly actions for something more. You understand? She’s nearly 18 and rants about you all the time. Falling in love with you wouldn’t be hard”
”Oh don’t be silly, she must know she is far to young for me. We were talking in the kitchen she seems ok, not love struck or anything”
”Well just be careful, don’t spend too much time with her, for me. Please”
Gerard nodded and lit up a cigarette, “I get you, sure thing. What shall we sing yet?”
”How about a Phantom hit”
”Alright but you can be Christine” Laughing the two men walked back into the crowd. Mike watched his niece run over to Gerard’s side and sighed, this wasn’t a good thing. Luckily at that moment Jade jumped up and walked over to Gerard. No words were spoken but Mike watched their eyes lock, walking toward each other they kissed openly, holding each other close. Mike looked back at his niece who looked devastated, but it was better she understood.
”Where have you been?” Jade asked, “I was looking for you, I wanted my hourly hug” Jade looked over Gerard’s shoulder at the young girl glaring at her.
”Well I went to get more beer. Then as I was unloading it I met a young lady who had a wee chat with me then Mike pulled me into a dark corner and we had a fumble. Is that ok?” he giggled, running his fingers through her hair.
”I guess. Janice wants us to sing. Shall we?” Jade watched Gerard’s eyes light up.
”Hey I never thought of a duet with you. You don’t have a bad voice either. Hmm think of a cheesy song. We’ll lay it to rest”
Steph watched them both and sighed, it was a dream to imagine he would ever be interested in her. But to see him clearly happy with this other woman gave her another sense of happiness. There had been speculation on his fan boards as to where this lady was, or where he was even. He hadn’t been working for months. Well now Steph knew why, half of her was desperate to run home and type up what she could see. Btu she realised he wouldn’t want that, and she wouldn’t want to hurt him, so this would be her secret. Steph blinked as he watched Gerard and his lady walk over to the microphones and both belted out “Time of your life” from Dirty Dancing. Couples began slow dancing together in the garden along with their voices. Gerard and Jade had other ideas and began dirty dancing in front of everyone causing screams and more applause. The night ended around 2.am, everyone agreed it had been wonderful and they hugged and kissed each other goodbye. Even though Steph knew she didn’t have a chance she ran over to hug him goodbye and was thrilled when he planted a kiss on her cheek. IT was short lived however as she saw his hand grab his woman’s bum as they left the house and walked over the road. The woman laughed and shoved him backwards, running to the front door. Gerard caught up with her in seconds and lifted her in the air.
Steph sighed, what she wouldn’t give to be that woman for one night.
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