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Drummers Do It With Rhythm
By : Susiebeeca
Category: Singers/Bands/Musicians > Gorillaz
Views: 2071 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know the members of Gorillaz. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. - Chapter List
"Why the hell are you smiling like a gooshy ninny, ache face?" Murdoc shoved 2D into the wall as he walked past.
"I dunno...I just fink it's kinda sweet."
"What's ‘kinda sweet'?"
2D shrugged and rubbed his shoulder. "That Del and Russ are in love."
Murdoc hooked his grimy fingers into 2D's collar and brought his face up to meet his own. "You think that's *sweet*?"
"Er...yeah." He wriggled. "It's nice to fink that two friends could, you know, someday fall in love wif each other."
"You think that's *nice*?"
"Well, yeah. Haven't you ever loved a friend, Muds?" He cocked his head and smiled, showing the gap in his gums.
Murdoc dropped him on his ass. "Listen, dullard, I know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed so I'm gonna make this real simple for you. It's bad enough that the only decent drummer we could find was possessed with a fucking miasma, okay? That ghost is annoying enough as it is, but if they start *screwing*—"
2D tried to imagine it, and put a hand over his mouth to stifle his giggles.
"Yeah, yeah, yuk it up. You wouldn't be laughing if you were the one who'd seen them playing tonsil hockey." Murdoc shuddered at the memory.
"Why not?"
"Trust me—*no one* should have to witness the horror of two fat black guys pawing at each others' man-boobs."
"Fuck you, Niccals."
Murdoc whipped around to see Del hovering behind him, his arms folded and a scowl on his face.
"Well, you need to hear it," he said, returning the scowl. "I don't want you getting frisky with anyone in this band, least of all Hobbs. Don't stick your decomposing nose into the affairs of the living."
2D whimpered. "Murdoc, that's not very nice. You should be happy they're in love."
Del glared at him. "I hate to burst your bubble, D, but there's no way in hell that's gonna happen. I only kissed Russ ‘cause I lost a bet, okay? He didn't want it and neither did I. End of story."
"He....you....you didn't like it?" 2D looked upset.
"It sure looked like you liked it, faggot," Murdoc hissed.
Del turned to him, glowering. "Okay, that's it, Niccals. You asked it.it." He swooped into the air and disappeared into Murdoc's ear.
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