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Kid Sister	By : famous1064 Category: WWF/WWE > General Views: 2927 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know the celebrities of WWE/WWF. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Chapter 3: Bar Brawls and Dancing’ Mystery men

The after show party was at this bar called XO down in an area called Westport. It was closed off to all not associated with the company. It was really cool inside. The DJ played anything you wanted and the drinks were on the house (unfortunately Matt and Jeff got to me before I got to the bar, I’m legal, let me go!). Black lights, strobe lights, good music, now this is a party!

All I needed was a dance partner. Too bad I’m not the type to go up to a guy and ask them to dance. So I waited 20 Minutes. Nothing. ‘Fine,’ I thought ‘I’ll go dance by myself’. Just then they played my favorite slow song.

Jamie O’ Neal’s Shiver

Don't know how you do it
like there's nothing to it
you just look my way;
Come a little closer
I lose my composure
don’t know what to say
I'm overwhelmed, you smile, I melt
And some where inside
Oh baby I…

For some reason, I always lose my self in this song. It always reminds me of the way true love should be.

Shiver, tremble, I never
No I never once felt so much
It shakes me
How you take me
Deeper then I've ever been
it's to the core, under my skin I
Shiver

I began to sing to myself. Songs like this make me want to cry sometimes. Singing is a good cure for that.

I love the way your whisper
Slowly, softly lingers
In my ear;
You move a little lower
The world starts spinning slower
Then it disappears
Your lips so close, we kiss almost
Just barely touch, but that's enough
To make me…

A Large man came up and started dancing with me when the chorus came up. He was longhaired with a Goatee and slight beard, dressed in a WWF Polo and Black jeans. Very graceful for a big man. I didn’t know anyone could move like that.

Shiver, tremble, I never
No I never once felt so much
It shakes me how you take me
Deeper than I've ever been
It's to the core, under my skin I
Shiver

I felt him around me. I don’t know why but I felt some weird connection with this guy. And I didn’t even know who he was!

It shakes me
How you take me
Deeper than I've ever been
It's to the core, under my skin I
Shiver

He smiled down at me as we circled the dance floor. Behind the long curly hair was a boyish face. He was neither old nor young, ageless was the word. His eyes were a more brilliant green and brown than anything I had ever seen. He led me around slowly. I hadn’t seen him behind the stage while we were there. From his size and presence anyone would have noticed him. He was beautiful.

It shakes me
How you take me
Deeper than I've ever been
It's to the core, under my skin I
Shiver

“I saw you fight tonight, against Stephanie. Where you learn to fight like that?”

“From two very psychotic brothers and their buddies.”

“Tell them they have a beautiful Sister who can fight like the devil.”

Shiver, tremble, I never
No I never once felt so much
It shakes me how you take me
Deeper then I've ever been
It's to the core, under my skin I
Shiver

Shiver

The song was over too quickly. I wanted to keep dancing and I didn’t even know who my “Mystery man” was. “Thank you, Sunshine, for the dance. I hope we can do it again.” He said. He had such happy eyes. I couldn’t help but smile. He kissed my cheek, very innocently.

“I hope we can, too.” I smiled as he turned and returned to his table and I returned to where Amy and Jess were sitting.

Jess was the first to ask Questions, of course wanting to know every detail.

“Tell me, tell me tell me!!! How’d you like your Dance? Was he cute? Tell me!”

“Jess, chill, he was cute. He was a perfect gentlemen. I didn’t get his name though. I never saw him backstage.”

Amy laughed at me. “You probably saw him but didn’t recognize him. Hey Jess, I think I see love at first sight in her eyes.”

“I just said he was cute, Amy. I didn’t say I was going to go over and jump his bones and ask him to marry me. He’s just someone I danced with for right now. Calm down. Damn. I’m just surprised your males didn’t come over and ask him twenty questions.”

Amy pointed behind me. “Well don’t look now but check over at his table.” I looked as She pointed to Matt and Jeff talking to him rather heatedly.

“Great. Better go start damage control. Be right back.”

I rushed over just in time to see Matt attempt to hit “Mystery Man”. This started an all out bar fight in the middle of a sea of tables. I tried to run over to stop them from making fools of themselves. Try as I might I was pulled out of the fighters’ reach by a biker I had seen him sitting next to.

“I was told to get you out of anything that happened so don’t fidget” Biker guy told me as he set me next to a pool table. “Glenn doesn’t want you to get you hurt. So stay here while I try to get this settled”

Glenn. So that is his name. It fits him, surprisingly. As I watched, Biker Guy walked over, picked up Jeff around the shoulders taking him away from Glenn and motioning a wild-eyed blonde to get Matt. He brought Jeff over to my side and dropped him heavily on his ass.

“Stay put Rainbow head and watch your sister so I can rescue your brother.”

I looked over to where several guys were restraining Glenn and the wild-eyed blonde had Matt. Jeff sheepishly nodded at the Biker as he looked toward me all the while rubbing his posterior.

“Please tell me he touched you.”

“No, he was a perfect gentleman. Why?”

Jeff looked away and when he looks away he knows he screwed up.

“Jeffrey Nero Hardy what did you and your brother do now to ruin my life?” I screamed. I know I shouldn’t have but it can be very effective when you know that it will make a man, no matter who it is, cringe.

“I thought I saw him grab you’re ass and I went and told Matt and he kind of got mad and….”

I didn’t hear the end of it. I pushed Jeff out of the way and semi-bulldozed through the crowd, right over to Matt who was being held by the wild-eyed blonde and grabbed his ponytail.

“Matthew Moore Hardy, I ought to kick your T. Reilly wearing ass! What are you doing messing in my personal life!” I got a lot of weird looks as I dragged Matt over to our freaked out brother.

I took him and stood in front of him, looking him square in the eye followed by Glenn, The Biker, the wild-eyed blonde, the girls, and a few others. “So answer me boys. What did you think you were going to accomplish by starting a bar brawl?”

“Jeff said he saw Glenn grabbing your ass. No one grabs my little sister’s ass!”

Matt snapped as he lunged at Glenn again. He was stopped this time by Amy and Jess, who pulled him back to the wall. Glenn looked confused and looked over at me.

“Uh, what is he talking about? I don’t remember grabbing anyone’s ass tonight”.

I reassured Glenn as I gave a death look to the evil, rotten, overprotective brothers I was cursed with. I faced them, with my hands on my hips and letting them know I meant business. I must have looked pretty pissed off because both of them backed up a step.

“First of all, He was a perfect gentleman, unlike you too morons were tonight. Glenn never laid a hand on me. And second you have no right to interfere in my personal life. I’m not a little girl anymore remember. I am of age. Now what did Mom teach you to do after you got into a fight in which you know you were in the wrong?” They both tucked their heads. They knew I was right.

Matt was first. “Glenn, Man, I’m sorry I hit you. Apparently the information I got from my little brother was incorrect.”

Jeff cringed. He really hates apologizing especially when he knows he screwed up. “I’m sorry too. Really. I think that Matt and I better get back to the hotel before we get in any more trouble.”

“I agree Spot. Amy, Jess would you take them back to the hotel and see that they remain good for the rest of the night.”

Amy blushed. “No comment”.

An “I second that” came from Jess. “Jeffrey, lets go make you stay good.”

I have never seen any four people head for a parking lot so fast. Matt turned around before he got in the car. “Hey Faith! How are you going to get back?”

The big man came up behind me, putting a hand on my shoulder. “I’ll get her back. Don’t worry Hardy. I won’t touch her.”

“I’m going to hold you to that Jacobs. It’s a promise.” Those were the parting words of the overly protective Matt Hardy as Amy pulled him into the back of the rental car.

I shook my head, confused. “Why was I cursed with those two? Its my life long hindrance I guess” I said as Glenn and I walked back to a table in the back and the music heated back up.

“It’s ok. I understand how family can be sometimes. By the way, my name’s Glenn Jacobs.”

“Faith Hardy, the unfortunate sister of Matt and Jeff.”

We sat down for a while as the mood in the room returned to normal and talked about nothing but our lives, the world, and “the sport”. He told me about growing up in St. Louis and going to school at Truman State in Missouri as well as Spain, since he was born there. The waitress came by and asked for our orders. I didn’t think one man could eat so much. He ordered every conceivable food and several shots. I guessed that it would take more than a few to knock this big boy down, probably everything behind the bar. And if you’re wondering, yes, he ate everything. It was total 2 hamburgers, mozzarella sticks, Nachos, 4 slices of the Simple Simon’s Pizza they had ordered in, 2 Kamikaze Tall shots, a Flaming Dr. Pepper, grape pucker, 3 beers, Snakebite, Tequila (straight), and a very cherry coke. I was amazed, that’s usually more than both my brothers and my dad can eat! I barely finished my sandwich.

“Must’ve been hungry there, Glenn.”

He laughed. “Well, I’ve got a high metabolism. That and I haven’t eaten at all today, I’ve wrestled and been in a bar fight. In think I need to keep my strength up to make sure you don’t get into any trouble.”

“Me? I don’t get into trouble ever. I’m a good girl, Honest.”

He laughed. I love his laugh. “I’m sure.”

He asked about me and I told him everything. About my horse, the old house I live in with my dad, and the failed asshole men in my life. He was sympathetic.

“There is a person for everyone in this world. You just haven’t found the right one yet. I have a feeling you’ll find him soon enough. Don’t feel bad though. I’ve had pretty bad luck with the opposite sex, too. They all wanted me for Money or…Ahem.”

I laughed hard. I was out of breath, laughing. “TMFI! TMFI!”

He tilted his head at me. Like I had grown another head. “T M F I? What the hell does that mean?”

“TMFI. You know. Too Much Fucking Information. Get it?” Now he had to laugh.

“Oh I get it. I think I do at least.”

About that time the DJ played Get Naked by Methods of Mayhem. “Hey, come dance with me.”

He followed, after I pulled him off the barstool. “Just sit here. I’ll do the rest. ‘K?” I told him as I placed a chair for him to sit on. He nodded looking slightly worried as several of the wrestlers came to see what was going on.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
[Tommy Lee]
Seventy seven million dollars made
From watchin' me cum under the sun
On my vacation (after hours on Spectravision) shootin'
My jizzy jizzum the woody
Has rissy rizen I ain't gettin'
Paid to entertain your bridal showers
Rockin my porno tape for hours n hours
Clitoris's are fearin' me it's bigger than Ron Jeremy

As the music blared, Glenn sat down on the chair in the middle floor. I recognized a few of the guys in the crowd. Most importantly I recognized Shane Helms, who I had practiced this dance on once.

[Fred Durst]
Cause it's them ass cheeks that make my ass weak
And I've been runnin' with the blueballs since last week
And if you ask me I'll be glad to speak until we get butt naked
And break it down with NASTY!

Lap Dance Time! I danced around him. I danced on him. I couldn’t help it. He was getting turned on and I was doing the normal ‘test the boundaries’ thing. I did notice several of the other guys looking a little hot under their collars. The dance wasn’t for them, it was for him.

[Lil' Kim] (Tommy Lee)
Get Get Naked
Come on baby make it hot
Get Get Naked
Ride the cock until ya hit the spot
Get Get Naked
Come on baby make it hot
Get Get Naked

Glenn looked a slight bit scared. ‘I’m making him nervous. Time to test it.’ I leaned down in front of him and used my teeth to pull his shirt out of his jeans. As I looked up I saw that his eyes were bugged out. The Biker guy was behind him in my line of vision and had his mouth gaping open and a pretty blonde lady was pulling him away.

[George Clinton]
Roof roof
Doin' it doggy style
Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay
Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay
Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay
Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay
Arf arf

Along with Shane, Shannon Moore was in the crowd and I caught glimpses of them, now and again. I knew them since they were around the boys almost constantly and since Shannon was in Jeff’s band. He was looking a little ‘worse for wear’. Shane was talking animatedly on his cell phone. The little spy, probably calling the duo.

[TiLO]
The little Geisha ho from Tokyo who said she
Could blow ten dollas love me long time in a limo
For really doh
I'm just try in to fly with the flows freak up some hoes
Blow up the shows make a little dough-ho I
As if you didn't know back to the stripclub freakin' up some ho-ho's
Swingin' my dingaling it ain't no thing

I straddled Glenn backwards and blew kisses to the crowd. I felt a hand on my thigh and spun away before he got anything more than a teaser. I had to admit, Glenn was controlling himself pretty well, even though I could hear him gritting his teeth.

[Tommy Lee & TiLO]
It's those intergalactic ho's who come down in those
Space probes five green hyenas
Representin with no clothes
Mix Master Mike, Mix Master Mike
Makin' the pussy tight
No jimmy no gimme no lust
In the Methods of Mayhem we trust!
Its a must so rip off yer clothes and expose yer BUST!

[Fred Durst]
Cause it's them ass cheeks that make my ass weak
And I've been runnin' with the blueballs since last week
And if you ask me I'll be glad to speak until we get butt naked
And break it down with NASTY!

I put my boot up on his thigh and he tried to grab my leg. “Bad Boy.” I slapped his hand and continued around him. A few guys had disappeared, one after another, heading to the nearest men’s restroom.

[Lil' Kim] (Tommy Lee)
Get Get Naked
Come on baby make it hot
Get Get Naked
Ride the cock until ya hit the spot
Get Get Naked
Come on baby make it hot
Get Get Naked

I crawled into his lap and bent all the way back. I knew what I was doing and I definitely knew what was revealing itself underneath me now.

You only Love me when you want punanny

[Lil' Kim]
Queen bitch red lipstick
The all black harlot call me black Barbie
Fuck a blow job it's a motherfuckin' hobby
Under 7 inches uhh sorry
Minute men I can't fuck wit them
I like to ride the cock till you hit the spot
Uhh come on baby make it hot
Got a convertable drop the top
Before we do a thing I want the diamonds and the rings
The furs the minks the jewels the links
You know I'm freaky so ya got to eat me and uh
I know you hate it but uh
GET NAKED!

I ran my hand down his chest in a serpentine pattern till just above his belt line. He grabbed my hand and shook his head. “Not yet.”

“Wasn’t planning on it.” I pulled my hand away gently and ran it along his jawline. He turned and nipped at me as I turned away from him and leaned back and kneeled between his legs. He gaped at me as I opened my mouth and than got up and walked away. ‘Bet that’ll get back to someone who wont like it’.

[Lil' Kim & Tommy Lee]
You ain't lickin' this
You ain't stickin' this we don't want the dick

Fuck the cunt games you girls can't complain
And I ain't leavin' til you're sleepin on the cum stains

You ain't lickin' this
You ain't stickin' this we don't want the dick

Fuck the cunt games you girls can't complain
And I ain't leavin' til you're sleepin on the cum stains

[Lil' Kim] (Tommy Lee)
Get Get Naked
Come on baby make it hot
Get Get Naked
Ride the cock until ya hit the spot
Get Get Naked
Come on baby make it hot
Get Get Naked

Hey in the end he had to admit he was sweating like a pig and had to be painfully aching. I felt sorry for the poor guy but hey, we got a standing ovation by all those that were close enough to see.

“Tired Glenn? It was only one dance.”

I heard him growl under his breath at me as we looked at our table. Biker guy and his pretty blonde were sitting there.

“Hey Glenn. How you doing? Who’s your dancing friend?” Glenn sat in the third chair as I stood next to him.

“Hi Sara. Fuck off, Mark. This is Faith, Matt and Jeff’s sister”

Sara smiled, “Hi Faith, here to watch?”

I turned and smirked at Glenn. “Was here to watch, ended up with a contract. Maybe that’s why Glenn thinks I’m constantly in trouble!”

After hearty congratulations from Sara and Mark, Sara brought up the fact that I was still standing. “Well, we will fix that. Here ya go.” Before I knew what was happening the biker had sat me in Glenn’s lap, with him glaring at Mark.

“Comfortable, Glenn?”

I know the poor guy was real uncomfortable.
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