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Pixie Dust and Dark Voids	By : shibbydm Category: Individual Celebrities > Gerard Butler Views: 4192 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know Gerard Butler. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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It took Michelle an hour on the phone to explain to Gerry that a man with style like him and usually being a very good boy for the press might start tongues waggling, but she didn’t think he was gay, and she was fairly certain Jade didn’t either.
”Hmm, ok well I’m going to call her and take her out tonight, but I’m dressing down. Damn the clothes. Damn all the clothes. Actually I have that new white top, that’s a nice shirt, don’t you think? I’ll wear that and… what pants?”
“Goodbye Gerry”
“Wait no,” Gerry put the phone down after the click. “Hmm” he pondered, walking to the kitchen to make himself a coffee. He sat on his leather couch, trying to get comfortable but inevitably slipping off no matter what position he settled in. “ I don’t know why I bought this damn thing. Ohm, it looks fly but you can’t get comfy.” In the end he stood up and reached for the phone. Jade was on his mind.

Gerry and Jade left the pictures arm in arm, a nervous silence settled upon them.
“Well” Gerry muttered feeling embarrassed.
“Well…. I didn’t.” Jade spoke and then stopped.
”It would be wise next time to read the synopsis of the film before we just flounce in,” Gerry smiled.
Jades laughter rang loud, “it was very graphic to say the least”. Gerry inwardly felt relieved she wasn’t offended by the film. Jade went quiet. “Interesting use of a salami though.” Gerry laughed like he never had before, “Sex crime of the century that.” His heart leaped as she pulled him closer, leaning against his arm.
”Next time”, Jade giggled, “We shall just see a Disney film”
”Right, I have to make up for that, let’s go to dinner”, Gerry held her and walked her toward the nearest restaurant.
Jade pulled back, “hmm, food, what do you feel like?”
Gerry tried to think of something fancy and expensive in hope to show he had an interesting palette, instead of just the take-outs he usually ordered.
“How about a big fattening pizza, washed down with coke, and none of this diet stuff, real coke”, Gerry stared in amazement and linked her arm again. “I think this could be the start of a beautiful friendship!”

In the Pizza house, they devoured a huge pizza between them, dropping tomato over each other while flicking the peppers out of the cheese. Jade laughed the loudest when Gerry knocked his coke over himself. “You have a habit of spilling things around me don’t you.” She grabbed some napkins and helped him mop the table, quickly stopping herself from mopping up his lap at the same time. Gerry shook his head “I don’t usually, it’s the Jade effect methinks, porn films, pizza and spilt liquids!”
“And paste” Jade quipped in.
“Paste?” Gerry raised an eyebrow, “Sure, first time I saw you, crab paste all down your leg”, Gerry tut-tutted, “I was trying to forget that.”
“Right” Jade stood up. “The night is young. Where next? I’m covered in red sauce and you are covered in coke; I think a change of clothes is in order. My apartment is closer, we can go there and I’ll change, then we can go to yours and then… well, anywhere.”

Despite the late hour, neither of them wanted this night to end. Something had to go right. Walking into Jade’s apartment, Jade flitted off to her room to get changed. Gerry stared around in awe; it was exactly the sort of apartment he had expected her to have: Everything pink and fluffy, fairies hanging from the walls, shelves of DVDS and books, men’s pants. That stopped Gerry’s train of thought. “Pants, Male pants!!” Walking over he picked them up and stared at them like they had just crushed his foot.
Jade bounced back in, “Oh those are Jakes. I’m forever telling him to stop leaving them around, he won’t iron them, it takes too long, so muggings here gets the raw deal”, Jade flung the pants over the room.
“Jake?”
“My flatmate, I told you about him. The reason I thought you were gay, please don’t go through this again.”
Gerry laughed “I’m sorry, I’ve never been called gay before, hit a chord.”
“Well,” Jade circled him and stood with her chin resting on his back, “Maybe you’re not very comfortable with your sexuality.”
Gerry mouth dropped open and he spun round to see Jades face solemn, but her eyes laughing. “I’ll have you know I’m very comfortable”, Gerry hugged her close, and leaned toward her face. “How comfortable?” Jade pushed. “We share ice cream,” Jade laughed, “That’s comfortable!”
Jade leaned toward him, when millimetres away from his lips, she suddenly pulled back. “Oh, I’ve just thought, Jake isn’t home, we can sit here and watch a film, if you like. Beats going back out there.”
Disappointment flooded through Gerry. He had wanted that kiss so badly. “Sure, that would be great”
“Erm, you’re about the same size as Jake. I’ll get some of his pants for you, unless you want to sit sopping wet.”
Jade walked into Jake’s bedroom, her heart pounding. “No,” she disciplined herself, “the kiss will be perfect, not just any old kiss, a perfect kiss. I’m sure he kisses perfect anyway.”
Jade grabbed some of Jake’s jeans and smiled, “Jake? Bothered about Gerry wearing his pants? He probably wouldn’t wash them for the rest of his life.”

A while later Jade and Gerry both had coffee. They were sat side by side on the couch, Jade’s head leaning on Gerry’s shoulder. The room looked magical. Jade had her pink lamp glowing, her fairy lights around the top of her DVD shelves, and Gerry sat next to her. Sighing with contentment she snuggled into his arm. Gerry laid his head on Jade’s who was immersed in the film. Personally, he was lost. He knew two guys were running from something. Now one was dead, but the other one has a dog or something. What did the dog have to do with anything?
Gerry wasn’t sure, but he could smell Jade’s hair and that stopped all logical thinking. He knew he wanted to kiss her. He needed to kiss her. “I’m going to kiss her” he thought. “I’ll simply ask, like a gentleman: Please Jade, can we play tonsil tennis. I’m really good at it, and like the game. No. May I kiss your teeth? No. How do you ask someone to kiss you?
“Jade”, Gerry mumbled.
Jade stirred from her trance and looked up at him. Gerry had suddenly forgotten what he was going to say. “Well, erm, I’ve forgotten what I was going to say!”
Jade smiled and patted Gerry’s head, “I’m sure it was very lovely anyway.” Gerry frowned, “Did you just patronise me?”
”A little bit,” Jade snuggled back into his shoulder. “This film is awful; what’s that dog got to do with anything?”
Gerry outburst of laughter made Jade jump.
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