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Something In My Head	By : Need2ScreamNow Category: Singers/Bands/Musicians > Avenged Sevenfold Views: 3396 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know the members of Avenged Sevenfold. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Zacky’s peaceful slumber was shattered the next morning by a shrill ringing sound, groaning he snuggled further into the warm cocoon he’d made for himself.

“Zacky, come on, we have to be on the bus in an hour.” Matt’s sleep heavy voice was startlingly close, opening his eyes he saw the singer lying on his back, eyes closed, only inches away.

Reality/Denial: *Still asleep*
Sex Drive: Well, well, well, what have we here?

Without thinking Zacky closed the small space between them and gently covered Matt’s mouth with his own, Zack ran his tongue over the singer’s lips savoring the softness and the spicy taste that reminded him of his scent.

Reality: What the Hell ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!
Denial: Good Christ!! GET OFF, GET OFF!!!!
Sex Drive: Oh, we’re gonna get off ^_~
Two strong hands gripped his shoulders and in one swift movement Zack was off of the singer.

Reality: Oh Shit, shit, shit, SHIT!
Denial: Oh God, what’s he gonna do? SD!! You just signed our fucking death certificate!!
Sex Drive: Well, now we can die happy

Zack was frozen, what he just did still sinking in. Once it did he darted out of the bed and to the other side of the room faster than humanely possible at five o’ clock in the morning and crouched on the floor fighting off a panic attack.

Reality: Shit, fuck, shit, shit, fuck shit, fuck
Denial: That did not just happen
Sex Drive: Oh hellz yeah it did!
Reality: What the hell were you thinking!?
Denial: You realize Matt is now between us and the door right
Sex Drive: I was thinking that’s the best damn kiss we’ve had in a helluva long time

“Zack?” Matt sounded thoroughly confused. Zack flinched away from his voice trying to disappear into the floor.

Reality: We need to explain ourselves
Sex Drive: What is there to explain? He’s hot; we want to fuck him that seems pretty black and white to me
Denial: We can NOT tell Matt we have a crush on him
Reality: Why not, he already knows we’re gay
Denial: Do you know how stressful and awkward that would make this tour
Reality: I can’t believe it, but, you actually just made a very good point
Denial: We can’t tell him
Reality: You’re right, lie
Denial: Lie
Sex Drive: Fuck
Reality: Shut up, this is your fault; we would’ve been fine if you hadn’t shown up.
Sex Drive: You shut up, this isn’t my fault, I’ve always been here; you just keep pushing me under. You knew this would happen eventually
Reality: Well if you would stop trying to jump our friends we wouldn’t keep pushing you back.
Sex Drive: Hey, I like what I like and I’m going to take any chance I get to jump Matt’s fine ass.

Still trying to push himself through the wall Zack didn’t realize Matt had gotten out of bed and now crouched in front of him until he looked up.

Jumping back with a strangled yelp, he slammed his head into the edge of the table, “Fuck!”

Sex Drive: That’s the spirit!
Denial: No its not! Get away; get away before he can catch us again!
Reality: I think we just pretty much knocked ourselves senseless

Zacky: Yeah, running is out of the question right now
Zack saw bright stars flash in his vision as he tried to get away from the singer, but like the night before, Matt caught him and pulled him into a warm, iron embrace, “Shit Zack, I didn’t mean to scare you, are you okay?” Zack tried to wiggle out of the grip but he held him tight.

“Shh, chill bro’; how many times am I gonna have to tell you, I am not going to fucking hurt you. Now stop trying to get away or I’m gonna tie you up!”

Sex Drive: Oh sweet, sweet Jesus
Reality: I really don’t know how he’s taking all of this so calmly
Denial: He probably thinks he’s having a nightmare
Sex Drive: He said he was going to tie us up! Do it, come on Matty, I dare you, try to keep me still
Denial: He is not going to tie us up
Reality: I don’t know, he really hates it when people don’t listen
Denial: You know, you just add kindling to the inferno when you say that
Sex Drive: You really think he’s gonna tie us up?! Quick, call Brian; I’m sure he’d want in on this!
Denial: No he wouldn’t
Reality: Our phone’s in the pants we were wearing yesterday

“I’m sorry, I don’t, I didn’t mean to, I wasn’t thinking…accident, it was an accident.” Zack began to babble apologies.

“Zacky, hush.” Matt gently placed a hand over his mouth, “I admit that was definitely one of the more…interesting ways to wake up, but…fuck I don’t know, I guess I don’t care. A’ight, calm down.” Matt carefully ran his fingers over the large welt beginning to form on the side of Zack’s head while he whispered into his ear.

Reality: We kissed him…and yet…he doesn’t care?
Denial: I’m going to say there’s an implied warning in that sentence somewhere
Sex Drive: I know a really interesting way we can wake him up =D
Reality/Denial: No!

“I’m sorry.” Zack buried his head in the crook of Matt’s neck.
“S’okay Zacky, come on, lets get this interview over with so we can get some sleep before the show tonight.

Zack pretty much knew as soon as he walked into the room that the interview was not going to be one of the more enjoyable ones they’d given.

Reality: She looks pissy
Denial: We probably look pissy; it’s seven o’ clock in the fuckin’ morning
Sex Drive: I think she’s checkin’ Johnny out

Zack sat in between Matt and Synyster; the Rev and Johnny were behind them, still trying to wake up enough to form coherent sentences. The brunette sitting across from them gave them a steely gaze and then slapped very poor fake smile on her face, “Hi, I’m Cassidy, are you guys ready to get started?” There was an undertone of malice in her voice and posture that was putting Zack on edge.

Reality: The fuck? We haven’t done anything to her, step off bitch. *glare*
Denial: Maybe she’s not a morning person
Reality: She really doesn’t seem to like Matt; she’s been glaring at him since we walked in
Sex Drive: Bitch, you mess with ma’ man and I’ll kill you dead
Reality: He’s not ‘your man’
Denial: We just have a crush on him

The woman started the interview, or interrogation, as Zack decided to call it, by ripping on the new singing styles of the new CD. For fifteen minutes the woman ripped and jabbed Matt while Zack tried to keep himself from strangling the stupid bitch.

Reality: What the Hell?! Leave him alone!
Denial: She really is a bitch
Sex Drive: We’ll need to cheer him up after this; I say some candles, warm bath, and body oil—
Reality: Where are we going to get a bath?
Sex Drive: Oh, I’ll find one
Denial: NO!

Eventually she turned her attention to the other members; she started with Synyster but abandoned that idea when her snippy questions were answered with palpable venom. She moved to Rev and again left that idea after about three questions were answered with jokes. Zack was pretty much ready for battle but she skipped over him and went back to Matt with an almost gleeful violence.

Reality: We’re slashing her tires
Denial: No we aren’t
Sex Drive: You know he’s gotta be tense, I bet a nice massage and some slow sweet love making will make him feel tons better
Reality: *sigh*
Denial: Why do we even bother

“Alright Matt, for my next question; in my opinion and I know many others share it, Avenged Sevenfold has pretty much ruined metal music and some even say rock as well, do you think you’ve poisoned these musical genres with your sound?” She gave him an icy level gaze and waited, Matt stared at her unblinking.

Reality: That’s it, the bitch dies
Denial: I think a slap in the face is a little more appropriate
Sex Drive: …

Zack stood up and grabbing Matt’s shoulder hauled him up with him, “We didn’t ruin anyone’s genre, we made our own.” And with that he pulled Matt out of the room the others close behind them.

Synyster was Furious, he’d been showing off his colorful vocabulary since they left the room, now they were back on the bus and he was still muttering swears Zack had never heard before. Once they had gotten on the bus Matt had disappeared into his bunk, Rev and Johnny took over the sofa and Zack had sat across from Synyster at the small table. That was half an hour ago and none of them had moved.

Reality: I don’t think he’s repeated anything
Denial: He had to, there’s no way he knows that many swear words
Sex Drive: Well now that Matt is alone in the bunk section, I saw we go cheer him up
Reality: We are not—wait…that might work
Sex Drive: O.O, are you serious, LETS GO!!!!!
Denial: We Are Not Having Sex With Matt!!!!
Reality: No, no, not that, I know how we can make him feel better
Sex Drive: Bastard you shouldn’t lead people on like that
Zack jumped up scaring Synyster half to death and ran to the bunk section with an evil plan forming.

Zack found Matt with his headphones on staring at the ceiling of his bunk; he gave Zack a wounded look that tore at his heart.

Reality: Stupid bitch, if we ever see her again…
Denial: We aren’t going to do anything
Sex Drive: Look at that face, those lips; they’re just begging to be kissed again
Reality: No they aren’t!

Matt pulled his headphones off, “Wassup?” Zack gave him a cheeky smile, “I’m going to cheer you up.” Matt shook his head, “I’m fine Zacky, just tired.” Zack snorted and pulled on his arm, “Bullshit, come on it won’t take long and you’ll feel better, promise.” Matt sighed but gave a short nod and rolled out of the bunk, “Whaddaya want me to do?”

“Front lounge.” Zack slipped behind Matt as he started walking towards the front. Once Matt was in the front Zack attacked.

He grabbed the singer’s sides and began tickling him mercilessly. Matt swore and quickly grabbed Zack’s hands, but Rev jumped up and immediately took over. Matt swore again and dropping Zack’s hands tried to grab Rev’s but Johnny and Synyster were on him. Within minutes Matt was reduced to hysterical laughter and sputtered curses before he fell to the floor trying to fend off his band mates.

Reality: We haven’t done this in years
Denial: I know, why’d we stop
Reality: I don’t know, we grew up
Denial: *laughs hysterically*
Reality: Yeah, you’re right
Sex Drive: Let’s see if we can tickle a little lower…
Denial: Hell No! You got us in enough trouble this morning
Reality: I still think its weird how calmly he took that…

Finally, when Matt was gasping for air and the guys were beginning to see stars from laughing so hard, they stopped. Matt used Zack’s stomach as a pillow, while Synyster used him for one, Rev stretched out on Matt’s other side and Johnny pulled himself back onto the couch.

“I hate you guys.” Matt panted; mustering his strength he shoved each of them. Rev laughed and shoved him back, “Yeah, but we love you.” Synyster snickered and tickled him again, earning another curse and shove.

Reality: That was definitely a good idea
Denial: He does seem like he’s feeling better
Sex Drive: Next time we have a tickle fight we’re gonna see if we can make it to second base with someone
Zack moved Matt’s head and sat up, Matt looked up at him, “I do feel a lot better.”

“Told ya’ so.” Zack flashed him a sassy smile and then snuggled next to the singer pushing Syn out of the way, Synyster groaned and glared at Zack, “I was almost asleep.” Zack snorted, “You’ll live.” He grumbled something then he wrapped his arms around the singer’s waist and used Matt’s chest as a pillow.

Sex Drive: You know, Brian is practically on top of him
Denial: No he’s not
Reality: Yeah he is
Denial: *glare* you only make it worse
Reality: I call it how I see it

Zack snuggled Matt closer and closed his eyes relishing his distinctive scent. Matt leaned against him and laughed quietly, he pointed at Johnny and Rev who were fast asleep. The Rev was leaning against the couch and Johnny was snuggled close to him using his shoulder as a pillow.

Sex Drive: That’s adorable
Denial: Adorable?
Reality: Jimmy looks like a giant teddy bear
Zack drifted into a deep sleep smiling.

Zack woke up a few hours later still snuggled next to Matt.
Sex Drive: Hmm…this is oddly familiar…
Reality: Don’t even fuckin’ think about it
Denial: You’re not gonna get away with it twice
Sex Drive: *pouts*
The singer had one arm wrapped around his waist and the other around Syn’s. Said guitarist was all but lying on the singer, his head still on his chest and his entire left side holding the singer down.
Reality: I didn’t know Syn was that touchy when he slept
Denial: I thought he only did that after shots
Sex Drive: It looks like they just fucked
Reality: Shut up
Denial: No it doesn’t!

Zack looked over to Johnny and Rev and did a double-take; Rev had moved from his spot on the floor and was now snuggled with Johnny on the couch, one arm wrapped around the bass player in a loose embrace, the other wrapped *very* low around his waist holding him tighter.

Reality: Umm…is something going on here
Denial: No
Sex Drive: If there is, I wanna know *all* about it
Reality: Do you think…
Denial: No
Sex Drive: That would be hot
Denial: No, no, no, no, no, no
Reality: I think so
Sex Drive: Let’s ask if they’re in to threesomes
Denial: No they aren’t
Sex Drive: How do you know?
Denial: Because they aren’t gay
Sex Drive: You don’t know that
Reality: He has a point
Denial: They aren’t gay

Abruptly Johnny sat up, Rev made a small sound and pulled him close again, Zack closed his eyes and pretended to sleep while he listened to their quiet voices. When the voices quieted Zack decided they had gone back to sleep, opening his eyes he saw Johnny pinned under Rev as the two kissed softly.

Reality: O.O
Denial: It’s a dream; SD is messing with the dream again
Sex Drive: =D Nope, this is really happening and I’m really, really likin’ it
Reality: Oh my God. How long has this been going on!?
Sex Drive: And why the hell wasn’t I informed?!
Denial: There’s no way

Johnny let out a quiet whimper pulling the drummer in for a more passionate kiss; Jimmy began to slowly move his hips against him, pulling more small sounds from the bassist.

Reality: They realize we’re here right
Denial: They think we’re asleep remember
Sex Drive: Let’s ask if we can join them
Reality: We have to let them know we’re awake
Denial: Why?
Reality: What’s in a bucket but a bucket of shit, but a bucket of grapes, grapes in your mouth make you happy down south, get a big boner whatcha gonna do
Denial: I don’t think that was necessary
Reality: Yeah it was

Zack faked a groan and pretended to wake up, immediately the small needy sounds ceased, cracking an eye open Zack saw Jimmy back on the floor where he had been and Johnny stretched out on the couch.

Reality: How did he get down there so fast?
Denial: Because he wasn’t up there to start with. SD was just messing with us again
Sex Drive: Nope, Jimmy was actually on top of Johnny and they were totally making out!
Denial: No, they weren’t
Reality: You know it’s useless
Zack sat up slowly and moved Matt’s arm, the singer cracked an eye open when Zack’s warm body left him.

“Sorry.” Zack hadn’t meant to wake him, Matt gave a low husky laugh that sent shivers up his spine, “You’re fine, and we probably need to get ready anyway.”

Sex Drive: Did you hear that laugh, orgasmic
Reality: You know what…Johnny and Jimmy don’t know we’re gay
Denial: What the hell does that have to do with anything?
Reality: Well, we need to tell them, and obviously they’re not going to care, so…
Denial: We aren’t telling them we’re gay right now.
Reality: We need to eventually
Sex Drive: Who knows, maybe they’ll invite us in for a make out session ^_^
Reality: They don’t know that we know they’re gay
Denial: They’re not gay

“Who wants to wake Syn up?” Matt looked at his three friends.

Reality: We need to get ready
Denial: Now
Sex Drive: I say we wake him up like we did Matt
Reality: Run

Johnny laughed and scurried to the back of the bus, Zack followed with a quick, “Not it!” Matt and Rev’s laughter chased them to the bunk section and after a moment the bus was filled with swearing from the cranky guitarist.

A/N: M’kay, this chapter is really long and it may go through some serious revising, but here it is. I’d like to thank all one of my reviewers, 'wkukluver’ you’ve definitely motivated me to post these chapters and the following ones. Thank you, =D
The next chapter will be up sometime this week I think, I dunno, I’ve decided to rewrite it, but it *shouldn’t* take to long.
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