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Jesse's Adventures	By : Neckar Category: Singers/Bands/Musicians > Jesse McCartney Views: 2999 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know Jesse McCartney. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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COMING SOON

The Doctor: (semi angry) Brigadier, why have you summoned me? Was it because of the motorcycle monster thing?

Brigadier: No, I’d be if could sort that thing out. It’s because there are strange goings on at Montauk Point, on the East End of Long Island…

The Doctor: I know where Montauk is. I used to live here before I met Jesse and Jeremy here, you know!
Doctor: You recognized me?
Brigadier: Always have, always will. It’s basically still you inside.
Jesse: Inside of me, usually.
Brig: So can you take on the motorcycle attacks and the Montauk Project?
Doctor: One thing at a time Brigadier, one thing at a time..
Brig: That’s never stopped you before…(Smiling)
Doctor: Brigadier, it is nice to see you again.

Brig: Doctor, you used to go gay bars?!!
Doctor: Gay clubs, Brigadier, use the word clubs. I was trying to find myself again on Earth, stuck here again…

A motorcycle with a rider with a helmet on, the face plate dark and obscuring the face of the rider, flies through the air at Jim Clerk. The big, gay muscle blond screams! The Doctor jumps in front of him and holds up the sonic screwdriver.

Jeremy: Former friend of yours, Doctor?
Doctor: Not exactly.
Jeremy: Don’t like him. He wasn’t very nice.
Jesse: And HE talks about no body that way.

Brigadier: There are strange things going on on all over Long Island right now, Doctor.
Doctor: I’ll say, you should have seen the gay night life out here. I think it’s trying to become like one of us, well, like one of you.

The Doctor is in the console room.
Doctor: Hop on!
Jesse: What are you….

The TARDIS suddenly changes into a first class motorcycle. The Doctor is in the seat, starting it up.

Doctor: It worked. It finally worked. Since 1985 the chameleon circuits hasn’t worked properly. This is history.
Jesse: Doctor, Jeremy…
Doctor: Yes, he’s in danger! That thing will find out he’s got Time Lord DNA in him…
Jesse: Happens to us all the time. We’ve had that in us before…
Doctor: Yes, well, this time, it might know it’s alien to Earth and as it’s looking for human DNA…
Jesse: Let’s go already! (he presses the handle power surge and they drive off, the Doctor falling back a bit)

Jesse: (as they drive along) : Hey where’s K9?

The Doctor points to the seat under him.

Jesse startles, “Under your ass?”

“Inside the TARDIS…”

Jeremy is on a mini bike riding steps of a religious shrine area, Lady of the Lourdes shrine, past bushes. The alien motorcyclists rides down steps in front of him. “Who’s chasing who?” Jeremy falls off his bike as it tips over. He turns around. The alien is there and pointing both hands at him!

Jeremy’s nude and the monster motorcyclist jumps on him and turns him over and begins to rape him! “AHHH! NO!”

A motorcycle gang leader points, “Hey, those two clowns have been touching our bike’s lights!”

A motorcycle gang comes at Jesse and the Doctor. The Doctor holds up the sonic screwdriver, “See, it’s just a screwdriver.”

“They’re gonna drive some screws into us!” Jesse yells at they corner him at a 7-11, “Doctor?!”

“Yes!?”

“The next time you decide to adapt biker’s headlights to turn em into an alien capturing ray, could you please let them know what you’re doing in detail BEFORE you do it, please?”

“I’ll try!”

A big guy grabs Jesse up against a cement wall. Five surround the Doctor and start to punch his sides and back.

Motorcycle leader: Why didn’t you say that’s what you wanted. Of course, we’ll help you! We knew Moe.
Doctor: Aren’t you surprised that Moe was gay and that there ACTUALLY ARE ALIENS?
Motorcycle leader: Not in the least, what can we do to stop this crappy monster?

Jesse: Jeremy? Why’re you worried about him? He can take care of himself.
Doctor: Yes, that’s what worries me. We’ve got to find him…he’s going to try to pull the power unit off it…
Jesse: The helmet?
Doctor: Yes, the helmet! Its power source! You see, Jeremy’s the one that got away. Only he can touch it and live…

Jesse runs at the motorcycle monster points his gloves at a crane and the crane rushes at him. A ball from the crane comes smashing at him. The Doctor is rushing at them in the TARDIS motorcycle but it changes back to the Police Box. “Damn it! I knew it was too good to last! Well, here’s blocking!” He puts the TARDIS between the wrecking ball and Jesse and the TARDIS gets slammed. The ball hits it. The creature points at a bulldozer and it rushes at Jesse, who runs but gets cornered at a junk pile in the junkyard of cars. Behind the creature Jeremy reaches for the helmet. The TARDIS flies between the bulldozer and Jesse, Jesse runs, the TARDIS gets bulldozed into the junk pile and junk cars fall all over it.

Jesse: Doctor, get the doors open and fly at me!

The TARDIS is covered with cars and old motorcycles.

The thing snarls at Jesse. Jeremy grabs the helmet off it from behind and it turns around. Jeremy screams as it roars at him! A hideous face of half formed jaw and teeth, embryo like baby eyes and cheek, old wrinkled skin, hair stuck to the head in a parody of a human being!

COMING SOON!
COMING SOON!

Doctor : Brigadier, did you say something about the East end? What’s been going on?

Brigadier: People have been vanishing off the streets. The homeless as well as the homed,…

Jesse: Homos?

Brig: (shoots him a dirty look and angry at that somewhat) Old men and women, children, teenagers…

Doctor: Oh, that’s bad…

Brig: That’s not all. Some of them, mostly the children and teenagers who have homes, have been returned, with absolutely no knowledge that they were ever gone or have ever lost time…There’s also the acting up of animals, deer crashing through people’s living room windows, teenagers suddenly attacking, molesting adults, vandalizing, as if somebody has turned on a switch…but why?

Doctor: Because someone has turned on a switch…I’ll…

Brig: I’m not done. There’s more. Strange weather occurrences, freak lightning and thunderstorms, again as if someone…well, you get the idea…

Doc: And?

Brig: Reports of UFOs in the night skies, hairy giant monsters roaming the woods…

Doc: Anything else?

Brig: (frowning) Things suddenly appearing and disappearing and reappearing right in front of witnesses’ eyes.

Doc: And?...

Brig: There’s a good chance a shadow government may have been in charge of all of it!

Doc: Just what we need.

Doctor: Alien technology. I think they’ve had some help. Some evil Time Lord help.

Jesse: But who? Which one? The Master? The Monk? The RANI?

Jeremy: How come all these guys in this place recognize you, Doctor?

Doctor: (stops at a door with his name on it) Because, apparently, I’ve been the big honcho around here at one time.

Jesse: You’re the evil Time Lord that helped them achieve all this!

Jeremy is tied in a chair. A big energy monster electrifying controls comes out of the tunnel right at him.

Jesse is flung into the future and comes out in a dark world. He sees a statue dedicated to Hitler.

Doctor: You’re messing with time and you can create all sorts of troubles for yourself, the universe…and even time itself!

Jeremy in the chair vanishes along with an apple in his hand.

“You did this for them!” Jesse yells.

Brig: Yes, Doctor, what is that all about??!!! I’d like an answer as well!

Doc: It was just after I first regenerated. They were able to easily brainwash me, use me, and then make me forget it all.

The Doctor is in a punch fight with Mr. Finch in the TARDIS console room.

Finch: I’m stuck in this form thanks to you! But I’ll have your TARDIS!

Doctor : I’ll kill you first and die before I let that happen!

Finch: So be it!

The TARDIS doors open and they both fall out toward a number of suns colliding.

Doctor: They saved me but not Finch. But returning me to Earth…

Doctor runs at the time tunnel, “Shut that down! Shut down the time tunnel! You fools! That thing will come out of it again!”

Sarah Jane Smith: It was me. I destroyed Gallifrey. I let the invaders in. I shut it down with K9 at my side. Where you weren’t!

The Doctor stares at her…

DOCTOR WHO WILL RETURN AGAIN REALLY REALLY SOON! You won’t have to wait until Christmas 2008!
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