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TNA's Holidays Wants	By : TonyDiMerasbedroomslave Category: WWF/WWE > General Views: 1493 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Miss Primetime looked on with what could only be described as evil intentions. Miss Styles looked on with a look that could have killed. If the powers that be would have let her get away with such a feet. There lawyers who looked ready to chomp, had smug smirks firmly planted on their faces. It was that I get to sue someone look, mixed with a money, money, money one.

Larry repressed the need to shiver and throw up. He freaking hated lawyers, he also hated the fact that everyone had run out on him. Before he could come up with a viable plan to pin the blame on any of them. Nothing was going right, ever since AJ and Elix had vanished and Mitchell and Abyss were in the hospital.

West had only said that Mitchell and Abyss got what was coming to them then laughed. West wasn't the only one laughing about it, Sabu, Joe, Cassidy, Moore, BG, Kip, and Rob Van Dam. Who had shown up out of no where, claiming that some crazy babe had freed him for up north.

Larry didn't fully understand what RVD had been talking about. Still he did know that Van Dam was for some reason in the area and free form up north. So who was he to try and tell Rob that there was no crazy babe. Besides it was the only bright spot in his day, who cared about why and how.

No one knew just what the hell had happened, or no one was willing to fess up. The room looked as if WW3 had shown up for ten minutes then left. The only clue was a single white feather that glowed white and was softer than anything he'd ever seen before.

Blood sucker number one: "Well Mister Zybisco. You had better come up with the location of Mr. Skipper now.

Blood sucker number two: "Ditto. Mister Zybisco, you shall tell Miss Styles what she wants now, or else we are filing charges."

Larry: "Look, I can't be held a countable for crap I know nothing about! I have no idea where AJ and Elix are that's the gospel truth!"

Miss Skipper: "He knows! His words damn him! He repeats the words of that vile man stealer Christopher Daniels!"

Miss Styles: "I just want my husband back, the father of my son. Now someone please tell me where my husband is!"

Larry: "I don't know!"

All: "The hell you do! That's it we shall see you in a court of law! Where the pages of justice shall be written, the words of truth given. The graphic novels of goodness read!"

"Mangassssssssss! Mangasssssssss! Yous stole my precioussssss, for thatsss I's shall punishsssss yousss!"

To the shock and awe of Larry, Chirs I may now be Gullum Sabin. Drops form the near by book shelf and begins to rip both blood sucking lawyers to tiny bite sized bits!
Miss Skipper and Styles look on in horror as the Chris/Gullum does stuff I'm not even going to describe. But let's just say that legs and arms are being used as clubs and that brief cases are getting shoved places.

In what can only be called an act of self preservation, both women run like hell. The Chris/Gullum looks after them with evil intentions, but is quickly side tracked upon finding a copy of Ghost In The Shell. Upon grabbing the manga and reading a few chapters in. A very amazing transformation takes place. The Chris/Gullum morphs back to talented and sexy Chris Sabin. Who smiles and walks off reading, not knowing what chaos he did in his Gullum form.

Larry: "I'm never going to be able to get the blood out of the carpet...sigh."
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"Well, little Miss Traci. Your days of pimping those two are over. I'll have Matt eating out of my hand so fast you won't know what hit you. Time to lose, bitch...teach you to steal what's mine."

Trinity smiled most evilly at her arch rivals down fall. Soon she would have her vengeance, against the little tramp. Sure that mite be just a little out here, and perhaps this was all brought on by wee bit of jealously.

Who won't want two guys like Bentley and Williams fighting over you. Still Trinity had her reasons for this, other than being blackmailed by D'Amore.
One was her competitive drive was telling her that to let Traci have either of them was wrong. So she didn't really see Bentley as a boyfriend or husband.

Nor did she really see the Canadian Destroyer as a husband. The fact that Traci was still on top as the alpha female of TNA was what was driving her.
Trinity didn't like the fact that somehow Traci had out lasted her. That and D'Amore's blackmail was pretty bad. Black velvet, Vegas, pink, moonsault, cage and Raven were words she didn't want the world to hear.

Let alone ever see the dvd D'Amore had, that was puzzling. Just how the hell had Scott gotten his evil little hands on that? Scotty had promised that they were the only ones with copies.

Sighing Trinity pulled out her mask and began working on the window. In order for her plan to work she was going to have to trash the washing machine. Now all she had to do was hope she got the job done while all three were out getting groceries.
Trinity pondered the way things were going as she pulled out the wires out of the washer.

Perhaps she should just spill the beans on Scott...that would show him.
Wreck his happy little life and show him about blackmail. Maddy, Traci and the rest would be sure to get rid of the body. As Trinity started to fix what she had broken, she felt a voice in the back of her mind.

"If you don't do this, I'll place that dvd of you in Vegas on the net. I'll wreck your life so fast you won't be able to work anywhere every again. I've seen it and let me tell you Trin...no one will ever look at you the same way again."

'Damn you Scott...I hate being under someone's thumb. If he doesn't give that back after this...I'll take it back and out on his hide.'
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"So who ordered up the limo...Low Ki honey?"

"As much as I would love to take credit for this...no I didn't."

"Hundred bucks says it's my weasel of an ex-hubby's way of trying to worm his way back into my life."

"So we take the free limo, and ride all over town. Then head over to Chris's house and see about joining up with his cult then?"

"Hell yes. While we are at it we charge everything we can to him. Come on let's empty out the mini bar and see what else we do to his wallet."

"How did I get so damn lucky? I've got a kick ass girlfriend, who's buddies with a woman who's ex-hubby just can't stop sending gifts. I love my life! Also it's not a cult, it's a childcare service for AJ and Elix. Chris wouldn't start a cult, cults are evil and Chris isn't evil."

"It's a cult honey. Say it with me cult...c...u...l...t...cult. Chris started a cult and may or may not be in his right mind. However he's still able to wrestle like a god, and his mind is brillant so. We are joining up with him for a few months. It should be fun and educational, that and it will help hype us beyond belief."

"Allie it's not a cult! It's a childcare service for AJ and Elix! I swear Chirs didn't start a cult, what do I have to do to convince you honey?"

Allie got a evil look in her eyes and pulled Low Ki over and whispered something into his ear. Then pulls him in close and lays a kiss down upon him. Low Ki is understandably a wee bit red and goofy after it. Maddy just sighs as Allie moves her boyfriend into the limo.

There are days it's just disheartening to travel with such sex fiends. Madison thinks for awhile about it, and decides that perhaps it's time she call up an old friend. An old sexy, male friend who she would just love to get busy with. Yes, it's been far too long since she found a little peace in her life.

Her divorce from Scott had been long and drawn out. It also had been very messy, Scott had stuck his feet in. He had fought it from start to finish, and done everything legal and other wise. To try and stop her from getting her freedom. All the while claiming that he loved her and wanted things to work. Yeah right that was a bunch of bull.

Scott had just wanted to make her life a living hell for as long as he could. He was bitter and not able to get past the fact she'd cheated. While Madison knew that it had been wrong and she did regret it. Scott as well as anyone in the business knew how it felt to get lonely.

The road could become a long, cold and lonely place, and sometimes even the most loyal people got tempted. Tempted to take some solace in the warmth of someone else. While she knew it wasn't right, it was just how things worked out sometimes.
It was very easy to get lonely in Japan.

Most wrestlers who stayed over for long stretches either learned to make friends or brought their own. It had been after a very long and crappy day that she'd meet an equally lonely man who was also married. They had started talking and things had snowballed from there.

Still if Scott hadn't been able to get past it; he should have just let her go. Maddy sighed as she thought about it. He should have called her more, she should have called him. There were a lot of things they both should have done. In the end the marriage had failed because of them both.

Maddy had excepted it a long time ago, even if Scott hadn't. Picking up her cell Madison punched in a number she hadn't called in a long time. She just prayed that he would pick up, and that he would hear her out. It had been a very long time, but she still loved him. Madison just hopped that he would want to try one more time. After all they had been through, she wanted to make it up to him.
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"Now boys are we clear about our master plan?"

"Yep. Yeah, we are going to kick their ass!"

"Chirs! What did I tell you!"

"Sorry Honey! Now boys, what did I say about swearing around Mommy?"

"Sorry daddy Chris. Yeah, I forgot. Mommy Lisa sure is strict."

"That's alright boys, just try not to do so again. Or less I'll have to punish you both. No beer or video games for the rest of the weekend."

"That is so not cool. Ditto, AJ. Ditto."

"Don't worry boys, daddy doesn't like it himself. Now let's get some beer and watch some old dvds of daddy kicking Alex Shelley's sorry butt along with lots of other guys."

"Cool! Your so cool daddy Chris!"

The Fallen Angel smiled as his boys chattered on about how cool daddy was. Chris smiled as Elix and AJ ran into the kitchen to grab their beer and popcorn. It was a good feeling to know that the boys were so proud to have him as daddy. Now all he needed to do was couch them a bit as they watched his old ROH stuff. He needed to make sure that Elix and AJ were ready for anything. The last thing he wanted was for one of them to get hurt.

"But mommy Lisa..."

"No butts. Elix, AJ you don't need beer. You can have some of the mountain dew."

"Daddy Chirs said..."

"Mommy over rules anything Daddy says."

"Ok, Mommy."

"Oh come on Lisa, let them have their beer they have been good."

"No, Chirs. They can have water or mountain dew."

"Honey, be reasonable."

"You want to sleep in the guest room?"

"No."

"Then water or mountain dew."

"Yes, dear."

"Oh, by the way Low Ki called. Him, Madison and Allie will be in town tomorrow to talk to you. They said something about joining your childcare service. Chirs just what have you been doing at work?"

"Low Ki called my Prophecy a childcare services?"

"Well he that's what he was telling Allie. Who was sing songing that it was a cult. Chirs, your not starting a cult are you?"

"No honey. I would never start a cult. I just re-started the Prophecy, I can't help it if Elix and AJ have cult like devotion to me. After all what's not to love?"

"We love you daddy Chirs!"

"That’s good boys, daddy loves you too. Now come let's get your water and mountain dew, so we may watch daddy in action."

"Yippee! Your so cool daddy Chris."

"My husband the cult leader...sigh."
"
Childcare service Honey. It's a childcare services."

"Why did I marry you?"

"Cause you luw me my sweet wonderful Lisa."

"Yeah, that sounds about right."

Chirs smiles big and gives his wife a long lip lock. AJ and Elix try not to snicker as they watch their parents make out. However they can only handing so much and start to snicker like mad. The two run off to grab some beer and head into the den to watch dvds. Ten minutes later Chirs is jarred out of his lust with Lisa to hear what sounds to be the breaking of a vase.

"You are in so much trouble Elix!"

"Me! I didn't break the vase! You were the one who threw the book!"

"I only threw it, because you said all that crap!"

"Yeah, well you broke the vase! Ha! Your in trouble!"
"
No, you are both in trouble! Elix you for taunting your brother and AJ for breaking the vase!"

The two sit quietly waiting on their daddy Chirs, who they hear coming at a rapped pace. The two sigh, then look at their beer and quickly start to drink it all. They knew they wouldn't get anymore. The rest of the weekend and they were quickly trying to get all they could while they could.

End results AJ and Elix where in the middle of emptying their third case. As Chris came running into the room looking very strean. While AJ and Elix were on the floor giggling while watching their daddy Chris take on unca Low Ki and mean old Joe.

Chris found he could stay mad as he heard AJ yell at the tv calling Joe a big meany. He smiled as Elix told his unca Low Ki not to steal the BME and hit daddy Chris. Lisa came in just as Elix and AJ jointly yelled at The American Dragon for giving daddy Chris a backbreaker. She had to smile as Chris sat down in between them and pulled the two close.
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"Matt put that back."
"But Babe, it's Coco Puffs! Coco Puffs are part of a balanced good for your breakfast."
"Matt Coco Puffs are evil, and not good for you. Put those back and get the Post Select Cranberry Crunch. It's much healthier for you and tastes better too."
"Petey got Lucky Charms! Why can't I have Coco Puffs?"
"One, Lucky Charms is healthier than Coco Puffs. Two unlike you Petey was good at breakfast so he can have his Lucky Charms. Now get the Cranberry Crunch and then go pick up a gallon of milk and 18 eggs. I'm off to get the meats and cheese. I'll meet up with you and Petey in cleaning supplies. Now be good Matt."
"Will do babe...Traci?"
"Yes Matt?"
"Do you still love me?"
Traci can't help but frown over Matt's sad little boy face. She pulls him over into a hug and gives him a quick kiss on the forehead. To which Bentley's face lights up; and his gives her a quickie kiss on the lips before bouncing off.
Traci smiles as she heads off to pick up the fresh meat and cheese. Un a wears that Petey is hiding behind a stake of Pepsi cubes. Filled with dark wrath the Canadian Destroyer chases after his archrival in hopes of causing damage to him. Petey is enraged by this rivals getting frisky with his future wife.
Petey sees his spot when Matt stops to pick up the eggs. Evil grin on his face and bad intentions on his mind Petey goes flying at Matt. Only to hit the eggs as Matt moves out of the way. Bentley looks on in shock as the Canadian Destroyer takes out two large stake of eggs. Matt laughs as a gallon of milk falls on to Petey's head, and grabs the next one that falls and heads off to find Traci.
Petey shakes off his minor mistake only to find that Matt is gone. Unfortunately for Petey the store manager has shown up and looks really pissed. Some of the other customers gather around upon noticing the massive mess. A few look quickly at Petey trying to remember something, luckily none of them do.
"Sir, is their a reason you trashed my eggs and took out my milk? Because I'd love to hear it."
"Look, I wasn't looking to end your dairy products. It was just a minor mishap that was caused...by your wet floor. You had no sign up, your lucky I don't sue your ass."
"What, what! Sir that floor doesn't get washed until one in the morning!"
"Well, then why did I go flying and damn near kill myself?"
"Sir! You’re making that up!"
"Oh really? Then why did I go flying out of no where and into the dairy?"
The growing crowd nods and in full support. The store manager looks around uncomfortably; the growing crowd is starting to unsettle him. Petey seeing this takes full advantage of the situation. He starts to fake injury and moans pitifully, playing it up as only he can. The crowd starts to look pissed at the manager who, quickly decides to just give in.
"Sir, please except my full apologies...don't worry about paying for any of the eggs or milk. In fact your whole bill is on the house today."
"Why thank you."
"Not a problem sir."
Petey gets up and walks off smug; he may have missed his chance at laying out Matt. But he did get their collective groceries for free and that should wipe the smirk off Bentley's face. And put a large smile on Traci's face, which could get him yet another kiss. Petey smiled as he walked to the cleaning supplies, life over all was good.
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"Take that you sucky ant-weed loser! Ha! Yet another one bites the dust! GenasidalOne, do you copy that? I just took down WeedistheBad! Asking permission to cut the vile throat of Larryisright!"
"Negative WeedisGood. RavenDarkOne is already on him, like flies on...trash."
"?...GenasidalOne? Your last transmission was a bit G ratted, what the hell is up with that?"
"I've been busted four other times for improper use of words WeedisGood. The bastards threatened to end my account. I can't say certain words at certain times of the day. I mean come on we are playing a ultra violent team killing sport on line! It fucking bites! I pay them how fucking much money and they pull all this shit on me!"
"Shit! They sent in a bounty hunter group! WeedisGood, be advised to run like fucking hell! Ravenismygod, SwatonGod, RavenDarkOne! Run! The shit has hit the fucking fan! Bounty Hunter group! New area now! Run before it's too late!"
RavenDarkOne: "I fucking hate back biting system overseer bounty hunters! The little pansy worms, I say we take them down!"
SwatonGod: "Fuck! Their levels aren't even shown and they fucking have what looks to be unlimited small nuclear devises!"
RavenismyGod: "Fuck!"
GenasidalOne: "Run men! We will regroup latter!"
The group of angry Halo players was together about one hour latter in a hidden area. They had found a strange cannon area that no one ever seemed to go to. It was odd, there really wasn't much in the area. Except for some trees, a river and a weird base that had a busted computer in it.
It was a weird place to have heals and power ups. That and some odd players would sometimes go by screaming about the great destroyer. Which was really weird since they all knew Petey didn't play Halo on-line. That and the weird players sometimes stopped and asked them the oddest things.
The first time it had happened they had sat as a group and discussed turning the loonies in. Even WeedisGood had given deep thought to it, and Rob never wanted to turn anyone in. The nut jobs were kind of scary and always seemed to be on-line. No matter what time or day they were always signed on.
SwatonGod had said it reminded him of Dot.Hack. To which RavenismyGod had freaked out and screamed that the system was trying to suck out their souls. It wanted to make them slaves of the virtual world and use their life force to take over the world.
SwatonGod: "Well at least the loonies aren't around. So guys what the hell do we do now?"
RavenismyGod: "I say we blow off the game for the day. I need to get my ass into the gym, got a match to work out too."
RavenDarkOne: "Hum...damn it. Cass makes sense I myself must take time to go through some personal business."
GenasidalOne: "Well I guess we are done for now. Damn it, I got to go do some crappie I forgot about. Latter."
Rest of them: "Latter!"
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"Do we have ta? Come on daddy...it's too early to go to bed. Yeah, can't we stay up a little longer? Please Daddy Chris?"
" AJ, Elix...it's three in the morning. We have watched most of daddy's ROH dvd's...hum.. time to hit their website by the same name and buy more cheap yet very brillant tapes or dvds. Its time for bed, come now you both want to be well rested for Samoa?"
"No! Daddy he's evil! Remember that meany hit you with a chair!"
"No boys, not Samoa Joe... Shammo the killer whale."
"Killer?...daddy that's bad too! It wants to kill us, it's like that big meany Joe!"
"...ok how about the coral reef?"
"Does that have fishies? Are they neat colors?"
"Yes, boys on both counts."
"Cool. Cool. When do unca Low Ki and Aunty Allie and Aunty Maddy coming?"
"Well they should be in sometime latter tomorrow. They said something about wanting to stop and get you two something. Maddy mentioned something about emptying out Scott's wallet...that rat bastard. I really hope she buys something expensive."
"Daddy Chris what does bastard mean? Yeah is it a word we should say a lot?"
"No, boys...it's a very adult word that daddy uses to describe how he dislikes Scott D'Amore...a very evil man who seeks to drive us out of the X-division...we shall be dealing with D'Amore...but on to more important things. Such as your bedtime, now boys get to into the bathroom and clean your teeth and go to bed. Or else Daddy shall make you both do your work outs at dawn."
"Going daddy! We will be good, we swear! Just don't make us do work outs at dawn!"
Daniels smiled as he watched his boys run off to the bathroom to commence with getting ready for bed. As he stood their smiling Chirs pondered; just how he had managed to get through life before them. The two were just so cute, and just such perfect boys.
AJ and Elix quietly looked around the wall and noticed that daddy Chris was standing with large smile on his face. The two looked at each other and grinned, while their prank was going to earn them work outs at dawn and who knew what else.
They couldn't help but feel happy to see daddy Chris smile. Still they knew they were going to be in trouble, but it was going to be worth it. Unca Low Ki had it coming for being mean to daddy, no one was mean to daddy and got away with it.
The two smirked if only they could pay back the true target of their rage. That big mean jerky Samoa Joe, he was the one they wanted to prank. Change that they wanted to make him suffer for all the evil he had done to daddy. Somehow some way they would get vengeance for Daddy Chris.
Elix: "AJ, we have to get that big jerk for daddy. What he did was way worse than Unca Low Ki and American Dragon. He was happy about putting Daddy Chris in the hospital...he must die."
AJ: "Don't worry Elix, we will get him...we will make him pay for what he did to Daddy Chris."
"I don't hear the sounds of getting ready for bed!"
"We are daddy Chris! We are!"
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"Petey! What happened to you? How did you end up covered in milk and eggs?"
"Babe. I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it."
"Matt did I ask you if you did?"
"No, but I thought I should say something."
"Thank you Matt, would you be a dear and head off to the check out? I need to get Petey out of those clothes and into dry ones."
"Babe! That isn't right I mean come on, he can stand a little chill. He can stay in his clothes!"
"Matt! Would you get your mind out of the gutter! I'm taking him outside so that he can get out of those clothes and into a nice warm car. Petey will be decent, he's got boxers."

"Babe! That is the problem, he's not decent! He is going to try something, I just know him...he's going to try and get you into the back seat!"

"Matthew! The parking lot is filled with people, and it's the middle of the day. Would you get your mind out of the gutter already?"

"Traci, I don't want to be a problem. I could stay in my clothes..."

"No, Petey. I don't want you getting a cold. I need to get the car warm and you into the blanket I keep in the back seat. Matt will take care of the groceries, and I'll help him load them up once he gets out to the car."

"If you say so Traci."

"I do. Now come along, I don't want you to get sick."

"Thanks Traci... thank you for being so caring."

"It's no big deal, come on we still have that concert to get ready for tonight."

Matt watches angry as Petey has yet again turned things around on him. Petey gives him a smirk as he is lead away by Traci. Who doesn't see what he's doing, Matt however keeps his temper. He smiles evilly as Petey puts his back to him, Bentley has a plans. Plans that will be carried out latter, for now it's best to stay quite.
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