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British Sex God in My House	By : Goddessofdreams03 Category: Individual Celebrities > Orlando Bloom Views: 7747 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know Orlando Bloom. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Ch 6- Dislike at First Sight.

It was Friday night and Deveraux’s blind date had to reschedule so she was free. She was less than devastated. The time was seven thirty at night and Deveraux was ready to spend the whole night reading and watching movies she hadn’t been able to watch in forever due to her roommate’s presence. But of course she couldn’t do anything before she snagged some cookies and a coke. Orlando was out so she could relax and bum out. Luxuriating in the freedom she shuffled down the hall in her terry cloth robe and her pink fuzzy bunny slippers. Her long hair pulled up in a messy bun, wisps of hair framed her face while other pieces stuck up. Raux’s eyes were glued to the pages of the newest romance novel so she didn’t notice Orlando or the guilty look that crossed his face as he turned from the counter.

“No!” Deveraux gasped, as she read, enraptured in the story. She walked blindly to where she knew her cookies were placed. When she reached out to grab the sweet her hand encountered a chest. Squealing Deveraux jumped back.

“Its me! Deveraux!” Orlando said, reaching out to steady her as she nearly toppled back. Deveraux stood in momentary shock, and then burst into action.

“ARE YOU INSANE?!” She yelled, whacking at Orlando with her book.

“OW! Hey!” he yelled back grabbing her arm.

“That’s what you get for scaring me!” Deveraux said, sending him a nod.

“I didn’t mean to. I’m sorry.” He returned grinning down at her, as he took in her attire. Deveraux beat back the urge to give him a silly little smile, and forced herself scowled at him.

“I thought you were out.” She said, trying to move around him to get to her cookies. Finding that she needed them now more than ever. As she moved to the left Orlando followed.

“Slight delay. Those are really nice slippers. Where did you get them?” He asked, pointing down at the fuzzy bunny pinkness that was her slippers.

“I don’t know. Wal-mart maybe.” She said, stepping right. Again Orlando followed her, a charming smile on his face.

“That’s a lovely robe as well. Is it comfortable?” He inquired, reaching out to finger the collar.

“I suppose….” She answered. Eyeing him, Deveraux stepped back to the left. Once more he stepped with her.

“You hair looks nice.” He stated, nodding towards her wild hair. Now she knew he was up to something.

“Um………Thank you.” She replied, and tried to maneuver around him. He continued to block her path. Heaving a frustrated sigh she stepped back to look him in the eye.

“Will you move?! I’m trying to get to my cookies.” She watched as he fidgeted for a moment then reached out to grab her book.

“HEY GIVE THAT BACK!” She cried, and tried to snatch the book from his fingers. Orlando only grinned like Cheshire cat and held the novel over his head while he read the title.

“What are you reading? The Seduction….Is this a romance novel?!” He asked, opening the book to the page Raux had been reading.

“Doesn’t matter! Give it!” She demanded, jumping up and trying to retrieve the book. Still he continued to hold the book over his head and scan the words. Deveraux resigned herself to her humiliation and used his distraction to get to her cookies. Stepping around him she saw a box of cookies open on the counter. Grabbing the box she peered inside.

“YOU ATE ALL MY COOKIES!” She bellowed in disbelief and whirled to look at Orlando. He lowered the book and sent her a blank look.

“What?” He asked, a look of pure innocence on his face.

“You ate all my cookies!!” She said, holding out the empty box. Taking the box Orlando shook it.

“I didn’t eat your biscuits. Are you sure you didn’t eat them? I know how you are. You probably ate them all and didn’t realize.” He said, winking at her.

“You ate them! You have crumbs on your jacket!” Deveraux said, going over and brushing the crumbs from his shoulder.

“Caught in the act. Ok…I ate your biscuits but I didn’t mean to eat them all. I was just really hungry and they were there…calling to me!” Looking down he watched her flinging the crumbs away then grinned sheepishly at her. Sighing loudly she looked away. Damn it! How could she be mad at him? He was so damned cute. This obsession thing was getting out of hand. Had any other person dared touch her cookies they would have paid severely.

“Now I’ll have to go get some more. That means getting dressed.” She grumbled and started out of the kitchen. Orlando shook his head and went back to reading the novel she had forgotten. He looked up as she came back in.

“I’ll take that.. thank you!” Deveraux said, snatching it from his hands. Orlando opened his mouth the respond but a knock sounded on the door.

“I’ll get it.” Deveraux said, and went to the door. Opening it she revealed a gorgeous blonde, who just happened to be the model from the next floor up. Never in her entire life had she ever hated someone on sight. Apparently there really was first time for everything.

“Is Orlando here?” The blonde asked, looking down at her from her superior height. Deveraux grabbed the door with both her hands.

“NO!!” She yelled and slammed the door in the model’s face. Deveraux smirked at the closed door .

“Hello? Excuse me. Is Orlando here? Hello?!” Deveraux blinked up at the model, who was waving her hand in front of Raux’s eyes.

“Wha?” Deveraux frowned at her. Damn it! She really had to get a hold of those fantasies……

“Raux? Who is it?” Orlando asked as he came out the kitchen, grinning when he spotted the leggy blonde in the doorway. Biting back a mutter of resentment Deveraux moved out the way, wishing she had truly slammed the door.

“Morgan! Hi.” Orlando said as he came to the door.

“Hiya!” Morgan said, beaming at him as he stepped out and wrapped on arm around her waist. Deveraux fought the strong urge to gag. Smiling Orlando looked at Deveraux.

“Raux. This is Morgan.”

“Hello.” Morgan said, paying not a lick of attention to Raux.

“Hi.” Deveraux said, nodding.

“Well. We’ll be off now. Later Raux.” Orlando said, pulling Morgan out the door and down the hall. Deveraux watched after them and heard Morgan say.

“Your roommate is a little weird. She stared at me. Do you think perhaps she’s jealous of me?”

“She’s not weird. Raux just has a tendency go off in her own world. She’s really great once you get to know her. She’s not ……..” Orlando’s voice faded as they stepped into the elevator. Scowling Deveraux slammed the door for real this time.

“Worst day number one hundred thousand four hundred and fifty eight.” She muttered and went to dress for her cookie run grumbling angrily about models.

“Hiya” She mimicked, in a cutesy voice, adding in titter.

“Look at me! You can break me in half but I am SO sexy!” Raux said, posing dramatically in her bedroom doorway. Continuing with her embittered fun making, Deveraux dressed and dragged herself down to the corner store for her cookies.
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