Backstage Pass | By : heartgrenade13 Category: Singers/Bands/Musicians > Green Day Views: 3318 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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" I am not lifting that! It's bad enough having to share busses and bathrooms with other people but no way am I lifting that!" Anna was having another one of her infamous hissy fits and I was watching with much glee and delight. "She's gonna get fired, she's gonna get fired!" I was singing in a high pitch while dancing around a practicing Billie.
"Who is?"
"Anna!" I said while still singing.
"Why? What did she do?"
"It's not what she did, it's what she's not doing!"
"So what the hell did she not do?"
"Work! She's bitching them out cause lord knows she can't break a nail, or sweat...or do anything that involves trying unless of course she's getting a boyfriend but she doesn't really have to work at that now does she?"
Billie just rested his eyes and continued playing his guitar as I continued dancing around him while making a sad attempt to sing along to “Give Me Novocain”.
“Kiss the demons out of my dreams!”
“Ok, Lesley, the cats need to be quiet for a little while.”
“Are you saying I can’t sing?”
“Of course he is Lesley! You never were the one with the musical talent. Now I was in choir from 7th to 12th grade. I also majored in music in college.”
“Anna, no one cares. Go back to filing your nails or basking in your own glory or something.”
Billie gave me a killer stare and then looked back over at Anna.
“Do you know any Green Day songs?”
“Who?”
“Never mind. Do you know any Queen or The Who or anything?”
“ Um…I know that Titanic song!”
“Really, wow. I think Mike would really enjoy that. You should go sing it to him.”
“He would?”
“Yep, go sing it to him.”
“Sure. Which one is that again?”
“The really tall one that’s fucking chick skinny.”
“Right! I’ll go sing it to him.”
After that Anna scurried away. I looked at Billie with a raised eyebrow. “Just wait.” He whispered. We remained silent and just listened to the sounds. Only about two minutes later we heard Anna attempting to sing “My Heart Will Go On.”. Just cause she took choir doesn’t mean she can sing. That’s like saying just cause you can walk in a kitchen you can cook.
“Ah, fuck no! Who the hell told you to sing that?”
“You are Mike right?”
”Yeah, fuck. Who told you to sing that to me?”
“The one that’s dating my sis and wears makeup.”
Suddenly we heard footsteps rushing to the room. Billie slammed the door shut and pulled me down onto the floor. “If you stay perfectly still he can’t see you.” He whispered.
“What?”
“Be quiet.”
The door opened in one swift jolt and Mike walked in. “Billie, why the hell are you on the ground?”
“Aw…you blinked didn’t you Lesley?”
“What the hell have you been smoking Billie? Why would you tell that…beast…to sing that…horrid, overplayed, piece of shit to me?”
“I didn’t do anything!”
Billie leaned in to me and said “Deny, deny, deny.”
“I can hear you Billie.”
“I didn’t say anything Mike. I have no clue what you’re talking about but I think you should just, you know, leave. I have a bonor and my girlfriend needs to take care of it. Unless of course, you’re willing to help as well.”
Mike and I nearly got whiplash from snapping our heads around to look at Billie.
“I’m going to go. Have fun you two.”
“That always works like a charm.”
“What asking him to fuck you? I’m surprised that he doesn’t say yes. Part of me wants him to say yes. That could be sexy…”
“You like guy on guy?”
“No I like guys I know aren’t cheering for the other team on each other. God, big difference!”
“You like guy on guy. Hehe.”
“I like me on guy!” Anna laughed as she poked her head around the doorway.
“Oh, aren’t you just clever?” I sneered.
“Is there more than one skinny Mike here?”
“Why do you ask that?”
“Well, the one I found didn’t seem to like my song.”
“Les, go find the other Mike” Billie winked at me.
“You do it. I know of no other Mike.”
“You know the Mike.”
“Yeah I know Mike Dirnt.”
“That’s the other Mike!”
“Oh, okay. I’ll go get the other Mike.”
I went on my journey to look for Mike. At least that’s what they thought. I stood to the side of the room and listened in.
“I’m Anna.”
“We’ve been through this before.”
“Sorry, it’s just that when I get around you I forget everything else.”
“And when I get around you I question my sexuality.”
“You’re gay?”
“No, but if it was between you and a guy…”
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