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Foretold Future	By : Redneckgirl Category: WWF/WWE > Het - Male/Female Views: 1639 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know the celebrities of WWE/WWF. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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‘WAKE UP!’ Roared Matt right in Shannon’s ear as he lent over the couch.

‘Fuck you!’ he said, raising his middle finger and turning back over to bury his face into the cushion he’d been curled up with.

‘Awwww bro that was harsh! Poor guy’s been up busting one in Nadine all fucking night and you go do that? Tut tut man, not fair game!’ said Jeff slightly sarcastically as he pushed Shannon by the feet up the couch so he could sit down.

‘Who told you?’ he asked, deciding to sit up rather than drift off again since he got the impression his buddies weren’t going to let him anyway.

‘My wife, who else?’ Jeff replied, just as the lady herself walked back into the room.

‘Shannon can you fix this for me babe? I scratched the scab off and pulled some of the colour out’ said Suzie as she walked over to the couch and showed him the red Aztec sun tattoo he’d done for her two weeks ago, a large patch missing from the side.

‘Way to fuck it up stooooopid!’ he said lightly, tapping her foot. ‘I ain’t in any fit state to do it today, but come by in the morning and I’ll do it then’ he followed with, rubbing his stubbly face and flopping to the side, resting his head on Jeff’s shoulder.

‘Thanks hon’ she smiled. He was the Holy Grail for her, a friend who could tattoo and would usually have you in the chair straight away now he had finished training. Shannon had been practising for years before starting the shop, not wanting to go into it without actually being able to work on people himself, and had been lucky enough to have plenty of friends to let him work on after practising on imitation flesh pieces for nearly two years, determined to be perfect before letting a needle go anywhere near an actual person.

‘So how’s your new girlfriend this morning? Can she actually walk at all? Judging by the state of you I’d say not!’ said Matt, laughing at Shannon as Jeff pushed him off his shoulder and he just went flying back to the other side of the couch into the exact same position he had found him in.

‘Yeah, with a bit of a limp. It’s sitting down she can’t do, not at all! Poor girl got slammed so hard she don’t even remember her own name’ he replied, suddenly roaring with laughter as he’d remembered her lying on the bed that morning, unable to move and only able to say ‘huh?’ she was so delirious.

‘Fuckin’ animal!’ said Jeff, shaking his head as Matt pinched the bridge of his nose and scrunched his eyes tightly shut as he laughed hard. And then came the teasing and the insults and everything else. Boys will be boys, and made his life hell throughout the afternoon as they filmed various footage for The Hardy Show, Matt and Jeff’s online show dubbed as ‘the greatest show not on television’.

‘You can rip it outta me all you like fellas, but y’all just jealous you don’t be waking up to that in the morning. Look, still fucking gorgeous after only an hour of sleep and no makeup on’ said Shannon, showing Matt a picture of her on his phone.

‘Woah! And woah-ho-ho-WOAH again! Okay now I completely understand bro, when they’re that hot ............you just gotta hump, that’s all a man can do!’ said Matt, giving him the phone back and laughing. Obviously he hadn't noticed Nadine's attractiveness when he'd seen her at the bar doing her stand up show.

‘Yup, you gotta or your balls ache like there’s a fucking lead weight inside of ‘em!’ said Shannon, laughing back. And after he’d finished spending time with his friends he went to go and pick Nadine up from work, taking her back to his and almost straight back to bed.

‘Isn’t it illegal to have this much sex?’ asked Nadine between kisses as Shannon lifted her up onto the side in the kitchen, pulling off her thong and kissing her neck while his other hand cupped the side of her face.

‘Even if it was would you wanna stop?’ he asked, unzipping his jeans and pulling his cock out as she wrapped her legs around him.

‘Oh god no, OHHHHHHHH’ she then moaned, feeling him fill her completely before his mouth covered hers again and he fucked her at speed on the counter top. And no matter how tired and how sore she was it didn’t make her want to stop at any point, from then falling to the floor in the kitchen and having sex again there, to on the stairs, or to when he finally got her back into bed where it was quite literally fucking until the feeling came back. Both of them were over stimulated and had numbed slightly to each other’s erotic touch, making the sex endless since neither pleasure was capable of peaking, just slowly building again.

‘If I didn’t tell you before, you look really hot tonight’ said Shannon as his body covered hers, limbs curled around him after rolling off the top of him and taking him with her.

‘So do you’ she replied, fingers scratching across the shaved hair at the side of his head, then running down over his back to grab his ass and pull him deeper into her. And so it continued to last for another forty minutes, until they were so exhausted when they finally came, intense orgasms burning through their bodies, it was like a shot of knock out drugs- both just lay there and fell asleep while he was still inside her. And much to one of his friends amusement and if not slight embarrassment, inside Nadine was where he planned to be when he woke up again.

Suzie walked over the land dividing his and Matt’s home the next morning at 10am, seeing the back door open from a distance. It was only when she got closer and got into the back yard itself that she couldn’t help but notice something else too; the animal sex noises coming from the open window.

‘Oh for fuck sake Shan! And Jesus what the name of god did you just do to get her to make that noise? Oh my ears!’ She said to herself as she pushed the doors open wider and ran in with her hands over her ears, stereo bound. She skidded to a halt and powered the large silver deck system stereo on at the amp and pressed play on the mp3 menu, not caring what was on there as long as it drowned out the noises of what sounded like wild animals mating upstairs.

‘Oh thank fuck!’ she sighed as loud music began to thump through the speakers, totally masking the noise coming from upstairs. And so with the soothing thud of the song Eye for an Eye by Sepultura blasting through the house Suzie played a quick game of fetch with the dogs jumping all over her and then went and put a pot of coffee on. She needed it after the night Jeff had given her, and guessed her heavily tattooed friend upstairs banging a new hole into his girl at that moment would too when he finally decided to grace her with his presence, which would happen fifteen minutes later, after he’d finished reducing the bathroom floor to a puddle after having sex with Nadine in the tub.

‘I think there’s a flood’ she said, still seriously out of breath with Shannon’s head resting on her chest. He lifted it up to look over the side and laughed silently, resting back down again as he heard the loud thud of music coming from downstairs stop, and then start again.

‘I think Mrs Hardy is downstairs’ he said, stroking his thumb over her cheek and kissing her as she felt him slide out from her pussy and get up and out of the bath, wrapping a large towel around his waist while watching her just lie there and look gorgeous.

‘What the hell did I do to end up with a girlfriend as sexy as you?’ he asked, sitting on the edge of the tub and running his fingertip up the inside of her arm.

‘So I’m your girlfriend am I?’ she asked, reaching up out of the water and entwining her fingers around his.

‘Well if you’re not I wanna know why’ he said, raising an eyebrow at her and laughing through his nose softly as she smiled, then sat up and hugged him, kissing his stomach.

‘You stay right here and relax while I go downstairs and start painting fart knocker’s foot’ said Shannon, using his less that affectionate name for Suzie which made Nadine laugh.

‘That’s mean!’ she exclaimed.

‘Just wait ‘till you hear the things she calls me!’ he said, standing up.

‘I can’t wait’ she replied, giving him a huge comic cheesy grin while he glared at her and then left to get dressed.

‘Oh finally! He finishes banging the poor girl upstairs into a new shape’ said Suzie as Shannon walked into the kitchen five minutes later, wrapping his arms around her shoulders and kissing her cheek as he stood behind her.

‘Ewwwww don’t kiss me! I don’t wanna even think about where your mouth might have been in the last half an hour’ said Suzie, pulling a face and elbowing him off her.

‘Might be best you don’t find out then’ he said, walking around her and giving her a smug face.

‘Oh god you’re just............... I don’t want to think about it! I’m going outside for a cigarette, urrrgh I don’t need to know any more! I heard enough before you even came down the damn stairs’ said Suzie, flinging her arms in the air as she walked away through the house, her sentence increasing in volume as she reached the back door and walked out, leaving Shannon standing there laughing.

When she re entered the house she found him sat on the couch next to Nadine, running both hands up her thigh as they kissed next to where he had laid out an area to tattoo Suzie in comfortably.

‘Don’t mind me’ she said, making them stop and look up at her.

‘Sorry, hey I’m Nadine it’s nice to meet you’ she said, getting up and giving Suzie a friendly little hug.

‘I’m going to make toast, do you want some?’ Shannon I know your answer already, half the loaf’ she said, making Suzie laugh.

‘You got the measure of his eating habits soon enough then sugar?’ said Suzie.

‘Yep, he’ll eat anything. Three times over’ replied Nadine as she left the room.

‘She’s funny, and gorgeous. You were right when you said she looked a bit like Meghan Fox, but you never mentioned she sounds like Jenna Jameson when she’s having an orgasm’ said Suzie, making Shannon pick up a cushion off the couch and hide his face in it.

‘I can’t believe you just said that. But actually...........it’s true, she does’ he said eventually from within the pillow, Suzie throwing her head back and laughing hard, sitting next to him and pulling him into her arms.

‘Bad man. Now, tattoo me’ she said, letting him go and sticking her bare foot in his face, then screamed as he bit her big toe hard. And so after he’d eaten he got seated on his computer chair he had wheeled in, Suzie sat in the armchair covered in white towels with her foot on the arm he began his work fixing the damage she had scratched off.

‘If you do this again I’ll charge you. The amount of times you fuck up your tattoo’s! It’s crazy’ he said, working the needle over the tendons in her foot while she gritted her teeth.

‘OWWWWWW I HATE THIS PART!’ she shouted, laughing too since she knew she’d probably cry if she didn’t. Foot tattoo’s hurt like hell.

‘That’ll teach you not to pick scabs then won’t it? Now shut up and keep your foot still or I’ll stab you with this’ he said, stopping the gun and pointing it at her, using a piece of thick kitchen towel to wipe blood away and see how much further he had to go to meet the outside edge of the shading with solid colour.

‘Yes sir’ she said, doing a little salute and smiling over at Nadine, who was sat with Oz at her feet scratching his ears.

‘Is he this bossy to you Nadine? I bet he’s angelic for you, I know how he works. His girlfriends think he’s a sweetie, but we all know the truth’ said Suzie, making Shannon stop again and look up at her with a raised eyebrow.

‘He’s a cutie, but I know he ain’t no angel!’ replied Nadine, curling her legs underneath her on the couch as Oz jumped up and lay across her lap.

‘I’m glad you sussed out that one quick. You seen him drunk yet?’ she then asked, while Shannon started to frown and laugh.

‘And so it begins’ he muttered to himself.

‘Nope, what’s he like?’ she asked, moving a sharp clawed dog paw from her bare knee.

‘A Tasmanian devil’ said Suzie, watching Nadine look at her boyfriend and laugh. ‘I keep telling him he should do it more often, he’s hysterical when he’s drunk. And then there’s a little thing we all collectively call ‘The Rage’ said Suzie.

‘Okay stop right there Hardy’ said Shannon, pointing at her.

‘Why? It’s in her best interests to know’ said Suzie before continuing. ‘When Mr Moore here has consumed too much alcohol he gets something we call ‘The Rage’. Exactly, and we’ve timed this too, eight hours after he starts he gets horny as hell and drags the woman he’s with off to a darkened room and doesn’t let her out again until she has to crawl to move. That’s about the jyst of it really from what his ex wife told me’ she finished, making Nadine look very happy and also laugh herself stupid at Shannon’s face.

‘Okay shut the fuck up now, and no more mentions of the idiot bitch from hell either thank you’ he said to Suzie, who pretended to close a zip across her mouth, turning to Nadine and winking. And so she left off the embarrassment until after he had finished her tattoo, recommencing again to tell Nadine a number of stories that caused him much personal embarrassment, and also a number reaffirming what she already thought about him. He was a lunatic, a loveable one but a complete loon none the less.

‘He’s a fuck up; he makes us all laugh a lot though. One time he decided it would be a good idea to jump on the roof of Matt’s car and surf all the way down the road, jumping off into a pile of snow right at the end just for the hell of it. But the funniest is the shit that just seems to happen to him. Like when he was asleep at ours one time and Jack bit him on the nose and he sat up so fast he hit his head off the shelf that was above our couch, which knocked a potted plant off the end right onto his foot. And then there was the time he was seeing this girl called Debbie I think, and he didn’t have a condom to ran to Matt’s to steal one off him, he didn’t have any and everywhere was closed, and by the time he’d got back after spending ten minutes getting lost in the trees between both houses because he couldn’t see his in the dark she’d gone! I actually cried when I heard that one’ said Suzie, Nadine sitting at the end of the couch hissing with laughter as Shannon just sat with an amused but slightly pained expression on his face.

‘Have you finished yet?’ he asked, giving Suzie the evil eye.

‘I have, but don’t bank on Matt or Jeff being merciful’ she replied, getting up to go outside for a cigarette, and also make a phone call. Shannon knew it was coming, and really started to pull a face when he heard his friends coming in through the back door with Suzie again ten minutes later.

‘Oh man I’m dead’ he said, flopping down so his face was hidden in Nadine’s lap.

‘Shannon if you can wait until we’ve at least met her properly before you do that to her’ said Jeff as he walked in, reaching down to give Nadine a kiss on the cheek.

‘I’m Jeff, I’m the one who’ll always take your side over anything you two may argue about in the future, just to piss him off’ he said, reaching down and slapping Shannon’s head before vaulting over the couch to sit at the end.

‘Nice to meet you Jeff’ she laughed as Shannon sat up and rubbed the side of his head, kicking Jeff in the shin.

‘Oh okay so I really wasn’t going to embarrass you in front of your lady but now you’ve asked for it boy’ said Jeff, standing up and grabbing Shannon by the ankles and hauling him off the couch, dragging him out of the living room as he tried to cling onto anything in his path, Matt removing his hands from the door frame and helping Jeff carry him outside. In the pool he went.

‘Nadine, meet Jeff and Matt Hardy. Mix them with Shannon Moore and that’s what you get’ said Suzie as they both stood by the window looking out at Shannon jumping up out of the pool and knocking Jeff in.

‘Boys huh?’ she replied, looking at Suzie and laughing.
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