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Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous	By : Elocin Category: Reality TV > American Idol/Pop Idol Views: 3361 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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CHAPTER 8

"You know, I know a girl who got a wine bottle stuck up her pussy." I say swirling the red wine around in my glass. Kelly and I had decided to forgo the tattoos tonight in favor of a nice bottle of wine and some kick ass Thai takeout. Fuck, we're like a boring old married couple.

Kelly chokes on her mouthful of Merlot. "No way, how?"

"You don't want to know."

"Yes I do, you can't tell me something like that and expect me to not want to hear the story."

"Fine." I sigh, emptying the small amount of wine remaining in the bottle into my half empty glass, so I can use the bottle as a prop. I'm very animated when I tell stories. "One of my friends, who is not me, just in case you were wondering. She was on her date with her boyfriend for their like four or five month anniversary, seriously who celebrates those? Anyway they decided to get a little kinky with their empty wine bottle, so he starts fucking her with it and then suddenly he can't pull it back out anymore." Who knew that Kelly would be so fascinated by this, she's hanging off my every word. It's hot.

"See what happened was because they didn't have the hole at the top of the bottle covered it created a natural vacuum. So it was completely stuck. I mean the guy was a fucking linebacker and he couldn't get it to budge. So she's freaking out, right, so they go to the hospital and she having to walk around with this much of the bottle hanging down between her legs." I use our bottle to demonstrate. "And at the hospital they had to wait around the emergency room for like an hour and she's like really needing to pee. The guy tells her to pee in the bottle so she slaps him and dumps his sorry ass." Kelly let's out a cheer, so fucking cute. "So he takes off and leaves her there. To make a long story, less long, they got the bottle out and the linebackers new nickname around school was Bottlefucker.

"But how did they get the bottle out? Did they break it?" She asks eagerly.

Break it? Ouch. "No, I think they got this saw thing and cut the end off or something which destroyed the vacuum and then just pulled it out."

"God, that must have been so embarrassing. I hope it never happens to me." I think it's a pretty safe bet it won't Kel.

"Don't worry, as long as you're with me it won't. I'm smart enough to not use bottles as sex toys."

"I know you are." She says, laying her head back against my shoulder and playing with my hair. "Can we talk about Carrie now?"

Shit, I just remember that I told Carrie I'd call her tonight. Oh well, fuck it. "I don't suppose you've given my proposition anymore consideration."

"No." Damn. But now she's stroking my thigh, yum. "Here's the thing Di, I love you. Like really, really love you and don't worry you don't have to say it back but I want to be with you and I want you to be with me. Like exclusively with me. I don't like sharing you Diana. I want a real relationship with you, I'm ready for one." Okay, I didn't see this coming. They're both in love with me? It's understandable of course, I am rather loveable. But this isn't good someone is going to end up getting hurt here. "So could you maybe stop seeing Carrie? Please?"

Aw, man. "Let me think about it?"

"Okay." That's it? I expected her to be all 'You shouldn't have to think about it, you should choose meeeeeee!' Don't get me wrong I'm glad she didn't do that, I don't feel like fighting with her again. It's just a little out of character is all.

We go on talking about a whole lot of nothing while I think about what she's just asked me to do. How am I supposed to make a decision like that. And then suddenly it all just becomes so clear to me. I have to choose Kelly because well, it's always been her.

The only reason I ever became interested in Carrie was because she looked so much like Kelly. She was just meant to be a one night stand, something to pass the time while Kelly and I were in a serious off again stage. But she was so fucking good in bed and so pretty to look at that I kept on seeing her.

But I know that I would never miss her like I miss Kelly when we aren't talking and I know that I'll never be able to feel for Carrie, what I feel for Kelly.

I think that I'm having an epiphany. Cool.

I put a finger on Kelly's lips and she stops mid-ramble and looks at me in confusion. I kiss her and taste the wine on her lips and decided that it tastes better coming from her.

"Did you know that love is just a series of chemical reactions in your brain? That for the first five years, it's not real, it's only purpose is to get people to mate and procreate and carry on the species?" It's true, I learnt it at school. But why the hell am I saying it now, I think I'm emotionally retarded.

"That is such bullshit!" Kelly interrupts me angrily and I can tell that she's about to get her rant on.

I hold up a hand to silence her. "Do you mind I trying to…" She apologizes quietly and motions for me to continue. "But the thing is that we can mate as much as we like and can't have kids together so then I guess that this is real…what I'm trying to say in a really really crappy way, is that…" I pause and take a deep breath. I have no idea what I'm doing. I really should try thinking before I speak.

"Kelly, I love you." I blurt out, it takes her a few seconds to fully process what I said but when she does she smiles, this fucking breathtaking smile and I know it's the truth.

Now that I've said it out loud, admitted it to Kelly and to myself, it just feels right. Like it's a universal truth. The sky is blue, the grass is green, Kelly loves me and I love Kelly. It's just one of those things that you don't even question. "Just don't expect me to be saying it all the time because obviously I'm not that great at expressing my feelings so…but just because I don't say it doesn't mean I don't feel it."

"And I'm ready for, you know, us to be together, properly, so tomorrow I'll go see Carrie and tell her that it's over."

But Kelly doesn't seem to care, she's just sitting there staring at me with a big goofy grin on her face. And I wouldn't want it any other way.

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