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Skin-a-max Presents: The Celebrity Car Wash	By : Muhabba Category: Celebrities - Misc > Crossovers Views: 10135 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 2
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and I make no money from it. I do not know Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Chloe Moretz, Miley Cyrus, Hailee Steinfeld, Jennifer Lawrence, Victoria Justice, Sofia Vergara, or have anything to do with them.

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This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it
for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's
good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used
in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I do not know Selena Gomez, Taylor
Swift, Demi Lovato, Chloe Moretz, Miley Cyrus, Hailee Steinfeld, Jennifer Lawrence, Victoria
Justice, Sofia Vergara, or have anything to do with them.  I do not own or have anything to do
with the state of Miami or any car washes there in.  Comments are always welcome and
appreciated so you should feel free to share.

Story Code: M+/F+, F+/F+, Exhib, Voy,

Skin-a-max Presents The Celebrity Car Wash Starring Selena Gomez
By Muhabba

Chapter 08

     The girls looked at each other with wide eyes before Miley chirped in.  "That's it?" she
asked as she looked at her friends.  "Fuck it," she said with a casual shrug of her shoulders
before flinging her top off and freeing her firm, apple sized breasts.  "Back to work y'all," she
said as she walked back to her stall.

     "I didn't mean for that..." Ace said while Steve clutched his chest and fell over.

     "Yeah, she just does that," Taylor said with a defeatist shrug.

     Jennifer looked around at her friends and then shrugged her own shoulders.  "It's not like
people didn't see worse during The Fappening," she said as she began pulling off her top.

     "Guess you're right," Victoria agreed before taking her top down from off of her shoulders.

     Chloe and Hailee looked at each other for a moment before Chloe pulled down Hailee's
top to reveal the brunette girl's small, firm breasts.  "These are mine," she said as she pointed
to Hailee breasts and glared at her friends, "Look but don't touch."

     "You are so butch," Hailee giggled.

     Take a Mydol, Chloe," Taylor said with a playful roll of her eyes as she untied her top and
let it fall to the ground before walking after Miley.

     As the other girls began following Taylor and Miley back to their stalls, Demi looked over at
Selena with a smirk.  "In for a penny, in for a pound," she giggled before releasing her own
small breasts.

     "I don't even know what that means," Selena said as she watched Demi join the other girls.
She turned back and looked up expectantly at Ace but he just smiled down at her warmly, the
sun glinting off of his startling white teeth.

     "It's actually an old English saying that means that even if you are invested in something
even the smallest bit, or 'Penny', then you are invested fully, or 'Pound' which was the currency
at the time," Ace said.

     Selena looked up at Ace reverently.  "You are perfect," she said in awe.

     "Far from that," Ace said humbly with a manly chuckle.  "Can I help you with your top,
m'lady?" he asked.

     Selena smiled as she turned around an presented her graceful back to Ace and held her
thick hair up away from the tie.  She shivered as the tall, handsome man slid his fingers up her
spine slowly before nimbly untiring her top and letting it fall to the ground.  She turned back
towards him, thrusting her chest out slightly and moaning as he cupped one of her breasts and
ran his thumb over her hard, dark nipple.  She stood up on her tiptoes and kissed him, groaning
into his mouth before breaking the kiss.

     "Good luck," Ace whispered into Selena's ear.

     "I don't need luck, I have you," Selena said before skipping happily after her friends.

     Ever being the provocateur, Miley quickly took control of the topless celebrities.  She
placed Demi, Chloe, Hailee, Taylor and Selena into stalls while leaving Jennifer and Victoria to
deal with the customers and deal with the money leaving her to direct the action.

     The same peppy, somewhat catchy, synth-pop musical montage from the bikini store with
music legally different enough from any actual popular song to stay out of court starts.

     Miley strutted towards Demi's stall swaying her hips widely in time with the beat as she
stepped in.  She wrapped her arms around Demi and dragged her in front of the car, pressing
their bodies together and grinding against her friend.  They spun around the car until they were
at the drivers side door and Miley pressed Demi's thick ass against the window.  She grabbed
the thicker girl's wide hips and used her grip to move Demi's ass back and forth, cleaning the
glass as they kissed.

     Steve groaned and his eyes fluttered as he watched from behind the bushes outside the
stall.

     The same peppy, somewhat catchy, synth-pop musical montage from the bikini store
which was legally different enough from any actual popular sing to stay out of court continues as
Miley heads to the next stall.

     Making her way to Chloe's stall, Miley immediately grabbed the smaller girl and kissed her
passionately moving their barely covered bodies to the front of Chloe's car.  Chloe sat up on the
hood with her thighs spread wide as Miley looked over the blonde's shoulder at the driver.  She
smiled wickedly at the man and extended her tongue fully before hiding her face in front of
Chloe.  Even though the driver couldn't see her as she licked down the smaller girl's body until
she had her face buried in Chloe's crotch when suddenly the horn sounded for some reason.

     Steve's nose started bleeding as he poked his head around the outside corner of the stall
to watch Miley.

     The same peppy, somewhat catchy, synth-pop musical montage from the bikini store
which was legally different enough from any actual popular song to stay out of court follows
Miley as she pulls Chloe into the next stall.

     Chloe and Miley stare at Hailee's up-thrust ass as the brunette bends over to wash her
car's hood.  Chloe's eyes go wide as she licks her lips hungrily as Hailee's heart shaped ass
sways back and forth in time with the beat of the music.  Hailee spots Chloe and Miley and
gives them a coy wink which breaks the blonde girl's restraint.  Chloe lunges forward tackling
Hailee to the ground below where the driver of the car can't see them.  Miley saunters over as
Chloe and Hailee's bikini bottoms fly up in front of the driver side window and then fall back
down again.  Miley looks down below the window with a fake look of surprise on her face
before looking at the driver and giving him a sly wink.

     Steve nearly fell from the over-head pipes in the stall as he stared down at the three lusty
celebrities.

     Miley wiggles her hips in time to the same peppy, somewhat catch, synth-pop musical
montage from the bikini store which was legally different enough from any actual popular song
to stay out of court as she heads into the next stall.

     Grinning wildly, Miley walked boldly into Selena's stall while the Latina beauty was bent
over washing the car's trunk, her bronze breasts swaying rhythmicly below her chest.  She
pushed Selena forward and then grabbed her hips, thrusting her groin against the brunette girl's
taunt ass.  She rocked her hips back and forth like she was fucking the dark skinned girl doggy
style, sticking her tongue out at the driver staring at them from his rear-view mirror.

     From his hiding spot in the drainage pipe, looking up through the iron grate, Steve slipped
and nearly drowned.

     Skipping and twirling in time to the same peppy, somewhat catchy, synth-pop musical
montage from the bikini store which was legally different enough from any actual popular song
to stay out of court, Miley checked in on the last stall.

     Miley found Taylor sitting on top of the car with her long legs spread wide waiting for her.
She scurried up on top of the car and eagerly spread her own legs wide, scissoring Taylor in time
to the music.  The owner rolled down his window to be able to see as the two barely clothed
celebrities humped up against one another.

     Steve's head poked out from under the car as he tried to watch Miley and Taylor.

     The same peppy, somewhat catchy, synth-pop musical montage from the bikini store that
was legally different enough from any actual song to stay out of court played through every car
stereo in the parking lot as Jennifer and Victoria danced.  At one car, Jennifer pulled her bikini
down to just above her pubic mound to let the customer slide his money into her bottoms.  At
another car Victoria bent over at the waist to let the customer slide his money into her tan little
ass-crack as the topless girls continued to dance and wiggle around.

     From between the cars, Steve continued following the girls while nearly getting ran over at
least a dozen times.

     In the bushes towards the side of Esteban's car wash, the music was nearly completely
muffled as Dick Surge stared wickedly at the gaggle of galavanting girls.  He couldn't help but
rub his prick through his pants as he watched the car washing women working and groaned out
in unreleased lust.  Dropping his pants he started furiously masturbating until a voice from
behind him startled him.  "Well, well, well.  What have we here?" the voice said.  He tried to
spin around and tripped on his pants landing on his bare ass.

     "Looks like a peeping tom," Chloe said as she stood defiantly with her hands on her hips,
her top back on as she had snuck around.  If the customer wasn't paying yet they weren't
getting a free show.

     "Or a spy," Jennifer said standing just to Chloe's side, also wearing her top.

     "Is that it?  Are you a spy?" Chloe asked angrily.

     Dick stood up straight and dropped his voice a octave.  He crossed his arms across his
chest and tried to appear tuff, forgetting that his pants were around his ankles and his prick was
dangling in the breeze.  "Wouldn't you like to know," he sneered.

     "Kinda why Chloe asked," Jennifer said with a roll of her eyes before turning to her friend.
"What should we do to him?" she asked, also trying to appear tough.

     "He's a spy so I say we call the cops on him," Chloe said as she glared angrily at the cocky
young man, "I bet they can get him to talk."

     "Phttt..." Dick noted dismissively, "I'm rich and white, I'll be out in twenty minutes."

     Jennifer sighed in mock surrender.  "He's got a point," she said to Chloe.

     Chloe shrugged her shoulders in mock defeat.  "I guess you're right, Jennifer," she said
meekly.

     "Damn Skippy," Dick added.

     "I guess we have no choice but to interrogate him ourselves," Jennifer said.

     "I guess you're right," Chloe said.

     "Huh?" Dick said.

     "Who are you?" Jennifer asked sternly.

     "Your mamma," Dick snorted.

     Chloe and Jennifer smirked wickedly at the intruder before taking a step closer to each
other, their bikini covered breasts nearly touching.  "Won't you tell us who you are?" Chloe
could before moving in closer to Jennifer, their barely covered breasts touching.

     "Pretty please?" Jennifer added before moving in closer to Chloe, her larger tits enveloping
Chloe's smaller ones.

     Dick was flabbergasted as he watched the two barely covered young women start running
their hands lightly up each other's sides.

     "Pretty please with sugar on top?" Chloe added before wrapping her arms gingerly around
Jennifer's waist.

     "And whipped cream," Jennifer said in a deep, husky, bedroom voice before kissing Chloe.
The kissed wetly, their tongues visibly caressing each other as their mouths made wet, smacking
sounds.

     "And cherries," Chloe whispered as she began kissing down to Jennifer's renowned chest.
She ran her tongue down the taller actresses's graceful neck to her collar bone, kissing the
hollow of her neck before licking down to the center of Jennifer's chest.  Each girl reached
around the other and untied their tops, the only thing holding the bare bits of material up was
their pressed together chests.

     "Please tell us your name," Chloe could as she and Jennifer looked at the spying young
man with smoldering eyes.

     "Di... Di... Dick.  Dick Surge," he choked out.

     Chloe and Jennifer smiled sweetly at Dick before moving apart slightly and letting their
tops fall to the ground.  They turned their bare chest towards him for a moment to let him see
their unencumbered breasts before melding their bodies back together.  Jennifer kissed gently
down to Chloe's slender chest, making the younger star moan in appreciation as she kissed from
the center of her chest to one of her small tits.

     Dick began slowly tugging on his throbbing prick as he watched the two topless celebs
until the shorter one's head whipped over and she glared angrily at him.

     "Public masturbation is illegal, bud," Chloe snapped as Jennifer sucked in her hard, little
nipple.

     "Ye... Yes, ma... ma'am," Dick muttered as he released his grip on his aching prick.

     Chloe cooed as Jennifer kissed over to her other tit before pushing the taller celebrity back
so she could kiss the taller girl's larger tits.  She kissed over ever bare inch of exposed flesh
before zeroing in on Jennifer's hard, little, puffy nipples.  The X-Men star held her head to her
chest, moving her back and forth from tit to tit, groaning in pleasure.

     Both horny stars slid their hands down the other's body to their hips.  They each grabbed
the elastic of the others bikini bottoms and began stretching them out, pulling them down to just
above their pubic mounds before pulling them up tight to expose their rounded ass-cheeks.

     "So, I take it you're Vic's son?" Jennifer asked, staring straight into Dick's eyes as Chloe
began kissing down her torso.  Never breaking eye contact, she lightly tongued her friends
bellybutton and drawing a gasp of pleasure from her friend and a gurgle from Dick.  She licked
back up the Kick Ass star's body to her chest as she slid her hands into the back of Chloe's bikini
bottoms.  She slid her hands down, stretching the flimsy bottoms down to reveal the horny
girl's tight ass as she squeezed her taunt cheeks.

     Dick drooled as he watched the two girls, his eyes locked on the shorter girl's ass until the
taller girl started pulling her bottoms back up.  "Yes, yes!  Vic's my father!" he blurted out to
stop the taller girl from pulling the shorter girl's bikini back up.

     Jennifer smirked knowingly as she peeled Chloe's bottoms off of her ass and let the brief
bit of bikini fall to the ground leaving her friend wearing only her sneakers.  Chloe turned
slightly to her side, hiding her bare pussy from Dick's view but revealing her taunt ass to him
completely.  She smiled coyly over her shoulder at him before giving him a wink and climbing
down on her knees in front of Jennifer.  She held her friend by her hips as she bent forward and
kissed her friend's bellybutton.  She kissed down Jennifer's stomach to the elastic of her bikini
bottoms and gripped it between her teeth.  Using nothing else besides her teeth she pulled the
taller girl's bottoms down her legs before letting it fall to the ground around her sneakers.

     "Oh sweet Jesus," Dick gasped as he stared lustfully at the two naked women.  They were
turned to their sides so he could see their asses but couldn't quite see their naked pussies.

     The girls stood hip to hip, running their hands up and down the other's back, cupping their
asses before trailing their fingers up again.  They pressed their bodies close, chest to chest,
groin to groin, and kissed passionately again making sure that Dick couldn't really see anything
but the side of their naked bodies rubbing together.  Their hands wandered over their bodies as
they stared lustfully at Dick.  "What were you doing in the bushes, Dick," Chloe asked before
kissing Jennifer again.

     "I... I can't say," Dick said pitifully.

     "Please tell us," Jennifer asked breathlessly.

     "Really, I can't," Dick said on the verge of tears.

     Both girls smirked wickedly at Dick before taking a step towards him, their arms around
their waists, their flush bodies on full display.  "Oh God, Dick, I need to know so bad," Chloe
said as they took another step towards the horny spy.

     "Please no.  Don't make me," Dick pleaded.

     Jennifer licked her lips as she and Chloe took another step.  "Please, Dick.  I'm aching to
know," she cooed wantonly.

     "Just... just go ahead and call the cops," Dick whined.

     "It's to late for that," Jennifer said with a wicked smirk as she took one last step towards
Dick.  She reached up and slowly began running her fingertips down his chest as Chloe placed a
hand on his bare hip.

     "My little pussy is so hot an wet for you, Dick," Chloe said in a child's sing-song voice as she
trialed her fingertips slowly from his hip towards his throbbing cock.

     "I want to feel you deep inside of me," Jennifer said as her own fingertips neared Dick's
groin.

     Just as the two girls' hands neared his aching prick, Dick's body suddenly convulsed.
"Ihavetoreportbacktomydadwhatyou'redoimgsowecantopyou," he blurted out an instant before
he came.

     Both celebrities squeaked out and jumped back to escape the arching blob of Dick's cum.
"Ewww...!!" Chloe squealed as Jennifer began giggling.

     Dick groaned in embarrassment before looking down at what he had done.  "Dammit!
It's on my shoes," he whined.

     Chloe and Jennifer looked at each other for a moment before breaking out into gales of
laughter.

     "It's not funny," Dick said defensively, "These are three hundred dollar shoes."

     The girls just laughed harder as they picked their bikinis up off the ground and flung them
across one shoulder each.  "Thanks for the info, Dick," Jennifer laughed before wrapping her
arm around Chloe's waist.

     Dick couldn't do anything but watch the two beautiful, naked women walk confidently
away as he stood helplessly with his pants around his ankles.

     "Oh geez," Steve muttered to himself, hidden in more bushes only a few feet from Dick.
He stroked his prick furiously as he watched Chloe and Jennifer's naked asses as they walked
back to the car wash.

     "Is that Selena's cousin?" Demi whispered to Miley, both stars not bothering to put their
tops back on while walking around the car wash.

     "It looks like him," Miley whispered back, "Course, he was wearing pants in the picture I
saw at Selena's house."

     Demi snorted with laughter trying not to be heard by the masturbating cousin.

     "Don't be mean," Miley chided her with a playful elbow I'm Demi's ribs.  She looked at
Steve for a moment before shrugging her shoulders.  "He's kinda cute," she admitted.

     "In a creepy, incest-y kinda way, sure," Demi whispered with a roll of her eyes.

     "Slut, please," Miley said, "Like you ain't ever flicked your bean thinking about Selena."

     This time Demi shrugged her shoulders thinking about when Selena had been telling her
the story over the phone.  "Maybe," she reluctantly admitted.

     "I kinda feel bad for him," Miley said as she stared at the poor, pathetic, masturbating
cousin, "Growing up so close to Selena's hot little body and not being able to do anything about
it."

     "You are not thinking about what I think you're thinking about, are you?" Demi asked as
she looked at Miley with shock, "All we were doing was looking for Jennifer and Chloe and now
you wanna throw a pity fuck at Selena's cousin."

     "Maybe," Miley said as she looked at her friend with a playful grin.

     Demi threw her arms up in the air in frustration.  "Is there nobody on this planet you
don't wanna fuck?" she asked in disbelief.

     "Well, that's kinda the point in being pan-sexual," she said as she stood up, "There is
something attractive in everybody."

     "You and Captain Jack Harkness," Demi muttered before standing up and pointing at the
masturbating cousin.  "And that guy?"

     "Pathetic cuteness and pity," Miley said with a shrug before walking toward Selena's
cousin.

     "I bought my dog for the same reason and I don't fuck it," Demi muttered before giving up
and following Miley.

     Miley snuck up behind the crouching masturbater and wrapped her arms around him
before he even knew she was there.  He cried out in surprise and she quickly replaced his hand
with her own, tugging on his prick while reaching down and gripping his balls.  "I'm Miley, and
you are?" she asked with a giggle as she jerked him off.

     Steve nearly swallowed his tongue as he tried not to cry out in shock.  He looked down
and just as he expected, his hands weren't the ones fondling his cock and balls.  It was kinda
out of the ordinary for somebody else's hands to be masturbating him and he didn't quite know
what to make of it.

     Demi walked in front of Selena's cousin and he looked like he had just seen a ghost rather
than having a sexy, young celebrity pulling on his pole.  "You're Steve, right?" she asked.
When the frightened cousin nodded his head dumbly she said, "Pleased to meet you, I'm Demi,"
before dropping to her knees in front of him.  Miley had her hand around the base of his shaft
so she decided to start started with the tip.  She circled his cock-head head with her tongue
before licking down his shaft to Miley's fist and back up again and circling his tip again.  She
worked her tongue down the other side of his shaft and back up, once again licking his sensitive
tip.  She sucked the first few inches of his prick into her mouth, sliding her lips down his shaft
until she met her friend's fist again and then sliding back up making him groan in pleasure.

     With Demi blowing Steve, Miley released her grip on his cock and stepped around to face
him.  "Now, don't go falling in love with us," she giggled before sliding her bikini bottoms down
her legs.  She giggled at the look of wide-eyed surprise on his face before leaning into him,
pressing her unencumbered breasts against his chest as she kissed him.  Her talented tongue
thoroughly explored his mouth, leaving him breathless as she broke the kiss.  Giggling to herself
in satisfaction she dropped to her knees and took his cock from Demi, plunging it into her throat
and easily deep-throating him.

     Demi looked down at Miley effortlessly took Steve's cock in to the base and back out again.
"Practice makes perfect," she playfully sneered at Miley.  Miley nodded her head
enthusiastically around the cock in her mouth and gave her a thumbs-up, making Demi snort in
laughter.  Using Miley's bobbing head for balance, Demi peeled her bathing suit down her legs,
bending at the waist, placing her hands flat on the ground, her ass out-thrust towards Steve.

     "Oh my God," Steve gasped as Demi slowly stood back up, his eyes locked on her thick,
round ass.

     Demi smirked and winked down at Miley at having distracted Steve from the blonde
singer's blow-job.  Miley flipped her off before pulling Selena's cousin's prick out of her mouth
and standing up.  "Yeah, yeah.  Great ass.  Whatever," Miley said dismissively before turning
her attention back to the shocked young man.  "Down ya go," she chirped as she pushed down
on Steve's shoulders.  He responded to everything she promoted him to do until he was on his
back still wearing his shirt but his pants and underwear around his ankles and his prick pointing
up into the air.

     "Are we sure Selena didn't say her cousin was retarded or something?" Demi whispered
into Miley's ear as they both stared down at the shock still young man.

     "I don't think so," Miley whispered back, "He is pretty much just a mannequin."  She
looked him over until her eyes came to his stiff prick and she gave a shrug.  "Oh well, to late to
stop now," she said before getting down on her knees and straddling Steve's shocked face.

     "Ewww!" Demi laughed as Miley got comfortable on her knees above Steve's head, "That's
disgusting!"

     "What?" Miley said with a devilish grin, "The mentally disabled are people too."  She
grabbed Selena's cousin by the side of his head and yanked it up off the ground.  "Lick," she
ordered.

     Steve stared blankly up at the bald vagina hovering above his head.

     "Oh my God maybe he had a stroke," Demi exclaimed as she quickly got on her knees and
lifted Steve's arm up and let it go.  The arm flopped down onto the ground bonelessly.  "Fuck!
I think we killed Selena's cousin," she gasped as she lifted his wrist up and felt for a pulse.

     "He ain't dead," Miley said as she shook Steve's head and looked down the length of her
naked body at his head between her thighs, "Are ya, boy?  Can you say something?  Come on.
Speak.  Speak to me."

     "Can I have your autograph?" Steve asked meekly.

     Still hidden inside of the bushes, several feet away from the two naked celebrities, Dick
Surge grinned wickedly.  "Gotcha!" he whispered to himself victoriously as he filmed the three
naked people with his phone.

     Twenty minutes later after sneaking out of the bushes, Dick stood proudly in front of his
father's desk.  "I'm telling you, dad, I saw the whole thing."

     In his chair behind his office desk, Vic looked up at his son wearily.  "You're telling me that
Esteban's niece's celebrity friends are fucking the customers?" he asked skeptically.

     "I caught it on my phone," Dick said as he pulled out his cell and turned it on.  "Take a
look," he said as he handed the evidence to his father.

     Vic picked up his sons phone and began looking through it.  "Porn, porn, porn..." he
muttered as he flicked through the screens before turning the screen back to his son, "...and for
some reason a picture of a horse in a tutu."

     "No, you're doing it wrong," Dick groaned before grabbing his phone back.  He found the
video and handed it back to his father.  "See?"

     As Vic watched the video he slowly began to smile.  "Son, I'm about to be happy that you
have absolutely no luck with women on your own and say something to you that I'd never think
I'd say," as he turned his face up to his son.

     "Yeah, dad?"

     "Call me every hooker you know."

     Dick placed his hands on his hips.  "I've got 'em on speed dial," he said triumphantly.
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