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The Witches of Canterbury	By : lilam70 Category: Individual Celebrities > Orlando Bloom Views: 5226 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know Orlando Bloom. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Title: The Witches of Canterbury
Author: blueglitter
Warnings: Don’t read this if you are easily offended by SEX
Pairings: Orlando Bloom/ Female Characters/ Who knows at this point.
Disclaimer: No harm or copyright infringement intended. I do not mean to offend anyone, or be the cause of anger. Written for pure enjoyment only. For non commercial purposes. I do not know these people in real life, how they conduct their day to day lives in nothing of my bussiness at all. Sorry!! I am not in anyway associated with them. *hangs head in shame*
Summary: Orlando wakes up in hospital, finds out more about Johnny and hangs out with Kate some more...
I am sorry for the lack of smut, I know that is why you are all here right :-)
I'll throw in a bit of smut in the next chapter but at this point not even I know where the story is going. THat is why I love writting it ;-)
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It was dark, but there was an annoying beeping sound in Orlando’s ears. A bird…? No, the damn alarm.
‘What? It’s time for work already? I just went to sleep.’
He moved his hand to press the snooze button but there was a sharp pain so he just let his hand fall back on the bed next to him again.
“Orlando, are you awake? Orly?!”
‘What the fuck is Viggo doing in my bed?’ he thought.
He opened one eye gingerly. This wasn’t his room. It was stark white and there were beeping machines all around his bed.
“Where am I?” He asked groggily.
“You are awake, thank God!” Viggo gave him a kiss on the for head and hugged him.
“Ouch, what happened? Viggo?”
“You’ve been unconscious for a day and half, you are in hospital. Viggo ran his hand over Orlando’s head, trying to get some hair out of his eyes. “Your heart rate and blood pressure went through the roof and you were unable to breath by yourself, but you are okay now.
“Wha-? Orlando was confused.
“Let me call the nurse, they need to check on you.” Viggo got up to leave. “They will tell you exactly what happened.”
“No! Viggo, you tell me, you know I don’t understand doctor speak.”
Viggo just looked at him, defeated. “I’ll get the nurse.”
“Listen to him, you need to be checked out.” Someone else said.
For the first time Orlando noticed that there was someone else in the dimly lit hospital room with him and Viggo.
He looked up and on the other side of the room sat Johnny. He was wearing a over sized white shirt and blue jeans. He was fiddling with a ring around his finger.
“You had a drug overdose that caused you body to go into shock. It’s called Yohimbe, an African herb that is used in potency problems. You basically got overdosed with natures answer to Viagra.” He got up and walked over to the bed where Orlando was lying.
“I’v only known you five minutes and all I know about you is that you think with your dick instead of your head.” Johnny chuckled.
“What are you doing here?” Asked Orlando and turned his head away.
Johnny hooked his index finger under Orlando’s chin and gentle turned his head to face him again.
“Chantel called me after you passed out and I rushed you to hospital. I thought I would drop in on you again today to see if you were awake yet.” With the back of his hand he stoked Orlando’s face softly.
“Thank you” said Orlando weakly. “For saving my ass.” He eagerly leaned into the other man’s touch and closed his eyes.
Johnny smiled but said nothing. Instead he leaned over Orlando, about to give him a kiss on the lips.
Just then Viggo and two nurses entered the room. The women came up to the bed and gently pushed Johnny to the side.
“Sorry sir, but we need to examine the patient now. Please step aside.”
Johnny slowly pulled his hand away, his thumb lingering on Orlando’s bottom lip for a few seconds.
The nurses proceeded to take Orlando’s blood pressure and checking the machine next to his bed.
The other nurse made sure the needle in his arm was still secure, and wrote on his chart.
“Blood pressure seems to be back to normal again Mr Bloom. That is a good sign. She took out a small flash light and peered into his eyes. “His pupils are looking normal now.” she murmured more to herself but the other nurse scribbled something down non the less.
Orlando stared at Johnny.
“The doctor will be along shortly to see you. For now we will leave you in the capable hands of your friends.” She winked at Johnny and she and the other nurse left the room, closing the door behind them.
“I guess I’ll leave you two to catch up then.” Said Johnny awkwardly.
Viggo took a step closer him, and nodded at Johnny.
“Thanks again for what you did for Orly.” They shook hands and Johnny left without a word to Orlando.
There was a moment of silence.
“What happened?” Asked Viggo.
“It’s a long story…can’t it wait?”
“You were brought here almost two days ago by a total stranger, completely naked I might, add, and I just saw the two of you …the two of you… he was caressing your face. What the hell is going on?”
“Don’t give me the third degree now, Vig.” Orlando said with his eyes closed. “I feel like shit.”
“He poisoned you!” Accused Viggo. “That bastard-“
“No!!” Orlando sat up and the needle in his arm hurt. “It wasn’t like that! It was a woman. She tricked me into having sex with her.”
“Oh come on, since when does a woman need to *trick* you to get you into bed?” We all know you are a male harlot.” Viggo looked shocked at what he just said.
“I am sorry, that was out of line.” He hung his head in shame. “Sorry Orly.
Orlando was rubbing his hand where the needle was pressing into him uncomfortably. He felt weak and unable to defend his actions to Viggo.
“Where is Sidi?” He asked instead.
“He is safe, I left him with your sister.” Viggo took out his mobile from his pocket. I’ll call her to tell her you are awake, she was here all morning.
“Call Kate too please. Tell her I need her.” With that Orlando fell back asleep.
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Days later Orlando was lying on his couch back at home reading Freud. He was released from hospital that morning and finally he was alone, all by himself. Sidi was lying on the floor, chewing on a toy.
The whole day he had to put up with his friends, trying to make him feel comfortable. Kate fluffing his pillows, Viggo bring him cups of tea, Dom making sure that he had all his favourite cd’s with in arms reach and his sister cooking him food that will probably last until next Thursday. Finally he could relax.
The doorbell rang
“Damn it” He swore.
Sidi ran to the door, whimpering excitedly.
Warily, Orlando went to the glass front door and saw Chantel standing there, looking nervous. She saw him and looked at him pleadingly. Orlanod felt the anger rising up with in him.
“Get the fuck out of my yard.”
“Please listen to me explain!” She pleaded. “I am so sorry, I didn’t know what I was doing.”
Orlando threw open the front door and looked at her with dark eyes.
“You’ve got 60 seconds to explain. 59…58…57…”
“I didn’t know it was that potent. I shouldn’t have used herbs that I don’t have any experience with. I am sorry, I made a mistake, I am sorry!” Her words came out in a rush. She was usually so cool and collected that Orlando was a bit surprised to see her so upset.
“I guess, once wasn’t enough for me. I wanted more of you.” She said shamefully. “There is no excuse for my actions.”
“You thought you would try your hocus pocus on me?” Orlando waved his hands in the air as if to indicate magic. “You could have killed me!”
Chantel broke down and started sobbing into her hands. “I am *sob* sorry…”
Orlando stood in his doorway with his arms crossed over his chest, but he felt very uncomfortable. Chantel continued to cry loudly.
“I am sorry things didn’t work out the way you wanted. I should never have given you the impression I was interested in you. You turned me on, you are a very sexy woman, but you’re not my type. I am sorry.”
Chantel looked up at him, her eyes rimmed with tears. “I am so ashamed of what I did. Just know that I am sorry and that I will be paying the price for my stupidity.” With that she walked away leaving Orlando staring after her.
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Things at work weren’t much better. The tension between Orlando and Chantel was felt all though the office. Information was entered into the data base incorrectly and projects were missing their due dates.
Every night the gang left in complete frustration because Chantel, who was usually the leader in the team wasn’t performing her best. Orlando felt a bit sorry for her, she seemed very preoccupied and she had black circles around her eyes.
After work one evening Orlando met up with Kate for a drink. They were sitting in a trendy bar with a Martini each. Kate was still wearing her business suit from work, but slipped off her jacket for a more casual look.
Music was playing in the background and they were surrounded by loud laughter.
“So how have you really been Orly?” She asked.
“I am fine, good as gold.” He smiled at her. “As if nothing ever happened.”
“You should press charges against that woman, it’s as if she tried to rape you.” Kate’s eyes wondered across the room as if she was looking for someone.
“No, I can’t do that.” Orlando hesitated. “I deserved it, even Viggo called me a male slut or something like that. I need to stop doing what I have been doing the last few months and keep myself under check.”
Kate listened intently now.
“Jeez Kate, I have been so blind. I throw myself at every available woman as if I am trying to prove something.”
“The other night, at Jone’s when we were making out, were you trying to prove something too?” She asked gently.
Orlando was playing with the condensation on his glass, drawing patterns on the glass with the tips of his finger nails.
“At Jone’s I was definitely trying to prove something. To myself.” He admitted. “I was still hung up on what happened with Johnny, remember?”
Kate nodded.
“I am sorry I used you, Kate.”
“I like being used by you, you are really attractive.” She giggled and took a shy sip of her Martini. “But seriously, I do like you, it’s just that every time we get together it seems like it is for the wrong reasons.”
“Yeah.” Said Orlando a bit sadly. “Last time you just broke up with your ex…this time I –I – Johnny.…” He trailed off.
“I talked to Johnny at the hospital that night. He was really worried about you.”
“Really?!” Orlando blushed as Kate laughed at him.
“Yes, he wanted to know how you were and stayed with me, your sister and Viggo until the doctor came out to update us all on your condition. He told me he wants to paint you.”
“Paint me how?”
“He is an artist in his spare time. Or as he put it ‘I am a Veterinarian in my spare time, full time artist.’ He sounds quite intelligent too.”
Orlando sat and listened as Kate told him all she knew about Johnny. He felt jealous that she found out what he did for a living before he did, and she knew he was an artist and probably all kind of other good bits of information. He had to love her curiosity about people.
“You should see him again.” Said Kate. “Go for it, explore your emotions and try and figure out what you felt when he kissed you.”
“Oh god, I hope I a not gay.”
“You are so cute sometimes Orly.” She poked him in the arm playfully.
“If I didn’t swear off sex for the rest of my life after what happened to me, I would ravish you right here.” He growled at her playfully.
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Uh Oh! Orlando has sworn to himself to become celibate! Damn that Chantel, she should be punished, shouldnt she? Any tips on how?!
lilam70 AT yahoo.com
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