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Skin-a-max Presents: The Celebrity Car Wash	By : Muhabba Category: Celebrities - Misc > Crossovers Views: 10135 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 2
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and I make no money from it. I do not know Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Chloe Moretz, Miley Cyrus, Hailee Steinfeld, Jennifer Lawrence, Victoria Justice, Sofia Vergara, or have anything to do with them.

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Swift, Demi Lovato, Chloe Moretz, Miley Cyrus, Hailee Steinfeld, Jennifer Lawrence, Victoria
Justice, Sofia Vergara, or have anything to do with them.  I do not own or have anything to do
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Skin-a-max Presents The Celebrity Car Wash Starring Selena Gomez
By Muhabba

Chapter 09

     Selena was struggling to put sunscreen on her back as Jennifer and Chloe ran up to her,
Jennifer's larger breasts swaying on her chest as Chloe's smaller breasts jiggled with each step.
"Selena, thank God we found you," Jennifer said.

     "We found out something important," Chloe added.

     "Sure, guys, what's up?" Selena asked before handing Jennifer her bottle of sunscreen and
adding, "Can you help me with this?"

     Jennifer grabbed the bottle as Selena turned her back to her.  "We found that ass-clown
Dick Surge in the bushes spying on us," she said as she squirted some lotion into her hand and
then passed the bottle to Chloe.

     "Ewww!" Selena squealed in disgust as Chloe squirted some of the sunscreen into her
palm and set the bottle down.

     "I don't think he was just perving on is," Jennifer added as she began rubbing the thick
sunscreen into Selena's graceful back.

     "Well, not just perving on is," Chloe said helpfully as she began rubbing the sunscreen
across Selena's flat stomach.

     Jennifer slid her hands across Selena's shoulders as the Latina beauty moved her hair to
the side.  "Well, yeah, he was definitely perving on us," she agreed as her hands massaged the
lotion into Selena's neck and down between her shoulder blades.

     "Totally jackin' it in the bushes," Chloe giggled as she ran her hands low on Selena's belly,
just above her low slung bikini bottoms, the tips of her thumbs barely sneaking in beneath the
elastic.

     "It was totally gross," Jennifer admitted as her hands spread the lotion from the center of
Selena's shoulder blades to her sides, just under her arms, "But he also told us that he was
spying for his father."

     "No," Selena gasped in surprise, "That crook!"

     "I know, right?" Chloe agreed as her hands traveled up from Selena's lower abdomen to
just below her chest.  "So we find him and me and Jennifer interrogate him," she said as her
fingertips slid wetly across the under-swell of her friend's breasts.

     "And what did he say?" Selena asked as she held her arms out for her friends to get her
sides.

     Jennifer's hands traveled down Selena's silky sides, her thumbs grazing Chloe's fingertips
as the smaller girl's hands with up and her own hands continued down.  "He told us that
anything that we do, his father is going to top," she finished as her hands slid over the dimples of
her friend's lower back.

     "That fiend," Selena growled as she bent over slightly and pushed her taunt ass out
towards Jennifer.

     "You know he probably told his dad by now," Chloe said as her small hands slid over
Selena's firm, golden breast making the golden orbs gleam in the sunlight.  Her thumbs slipped
over her friend's hard, dark nipples as she massaged the dark haired beauty's tits.

     Selma arched her back gracefully to give Jennifer and Chloe unimpeded access to her ass
and chest.  "So what do we do now?" she asked as Jennifer's hands slid down to her ass-cheeks.

     "I think there's only one thing we can do if we want to save your uncle's car wash,"
Jennifer said as her hands slid over Selena's tight ass.

     "I have to agree," Chloe said as she gave Selena's tits a final squeeze.

     "The things we do for family," Selena muttered.

     "Hey, Selena," Miley called out as she and Demi approached, "I think we killed your
cousin."

     "Oh geez," Steve groaned as he slowly struggled to get to his feet, nearly falling over with
his pants still wrapped around his ankles.  "I can't believe I didn't get her autograph," he
mumbled to himself, drowning in self-pity.  He stood up as straight as he could without giving
himself away and looked through the bushes to see if it was safe to come out yet.  Across the
lot he saw his cousin and her friends standing around topless and talking.  He looked down at
his penis and when it didn't move at the sight of all the naked celebrity flesh he sighed in relief.
"Can someone die from carpel tunnel syndrome?" he wondered to himself as he began pulling
his pants back up.

     The twinkling of a girl's giggle brought Steve's attention back to the topless young women
and he wondered what was going on.  Miley Cyrus was giggling and all but prancing around
when suddenly she yanked her bikini bottoms off and stood unabashedly naked.  He groaned.
Miley quickly tugged down Demi Lovato's bathing suit and they were now both completely
naked except for their shoes.  His dick started to stir and he looked down at himself in fear.
More laughter brought his attention back up and he saw Jennifer Lawrence and Chloe Moretz
holding Selena's arms out from her sides as Miley and Demi tugged off her bottoms leaving his
cousin completely and wonderfully nude, just like God had intended.  His prick lurched painfully
to life and he moaned in despair as he hand slowly crept towards his merciless cock.

     As Victoria came around the corner she saw her friends in a group and unsurprisingly
Miley was completely naked.  Then she noticed everybody was naked as Jennifer and Chloe
were taking their bikini bottoms down.  Shrugging her shoulders, the slender brunette took
down her own bottoms before turning around and going back to work.

     Victoria walked back into her stall completely nude except for her sneakers and stood in
front of the car with her hands defiantly on her hips and her feet shoulder length apart.  The
horn of the car started blaring for no particular reason as the driver's mouth fell open and his
eyes grew wide.  She strutted over to the hose and pulled it between her slender legs and
water suddenly shot out without her touching the spigot.  She raised the hose above her head,
stretching her willowy body, letting the water run down her tan flesh.  Her winsome form
glimmered in the sun as droplets of water fell from her body in slow motion, reflecting the
Miami sunlight.  The horn of the car slowly died out as the driver somehow fell out of the seat
onto the wet ground.

     Laughing hysterically, Miley and Demi shoved Selena into her stall as the car stereo began
playing a different peppy, somewhat catchy, synth-pop musical montage that was legally
different enough from any actual song to stay out of court.  She stood in embarrassment
half-heartedly covering her breasts and the juncture of her thighs with an embarrassed smile on
her face.  As Miley and Demi cheered her on, the bronze beauty began shuffling her feet as the
headlights of the car clicked on.  Starting to relax she began moving her hips, dropping her arms
as she began getting into the different peppy, somewhat catchy, synth-pop musical montage that
was legally different from any actual song to stay out of court.  Miley and Demi cat-called her as
she began dancing, twisting around and jiggling her ass before flipping back around and jiggling
her entire body rhythmically to the beat.

     Miley high-fived Demi before strutting to her stall to the beat of the different peppy,
somewhat catchy, synth-pop musical montage that was legally different enough from any actual
song to stay out of court.  She jumped on the hood of her car and pressed her body to the wind
shield, rubbing her naked flesh across it.  She spun around on her ass, spreading her legs wide
until she was facing away from the window.  She bent forward with her legs spread to the sides,
letting the driver get a good look at the pink center between her thighs.

     Demi found the closest car to her and immediately pressed her thick ass against the
driver's side window.  The driver pressed his tongue against the glass where the young girl was
wiggling her thick cheeks and giving quick glimpses of her wet pussy.  She slid her ass to the
rear driver's side door and the driver crawled over his seat and began licking that window as well
as the stereos in all the cars around them played the different peppy, somewhat catchy,
synth-pop musical montage that was legally different enough from any actual song to stay out of
court.

     Jennifer gasped in her stall as Chloe pressed her naked body against her.  They had spent
nearly a whole minute washing their car before their hands began to wander and the smaller girl
had pushed her roughly against the wall.  "You are so butch,' she giggled as the smaller girl
pushed her thigh between Jennifer's legs.

     "You know you love it," Chloe growled as she nuzzled Jennifer's neck before sliding her
hands between their bodies and palming the taller girl's hot, wet cunt.  The car alarm started
going off and the lights start blinking as she slid a finger into the Oscar winner's dripping hole.

     Suddenly Hailee appeared and huff in anger.  "I can't leave you alone for a moment," she
grumbled.  When neither of the panting, naked celebrities stopped or even acknowledged she
had spoken she stomped over and began trying to pry them apart.  "Seriously!  And why are
you naked?" she asked as she tried to pull Chloe's hand out from between Jennifer's legs.

     "Ow!" Chloe squealed as Hailee pinched her arm to get her to let lose of Jennifer's pussy.
"It's the new business model," she told the dark haired girl.

     "Vic Surge sent his son to spy on us so they can top whatever we're doing," Jennifer said as
she picked up a wet sponge.

     "So now we're naked?" Hailee exclaimed.  Jennifer and Chloe just nodded at her with
knowing smirks on their lips and she knew that they were silently daring her to join in.  "Fine,"
she muttered before yanking down her bikini bottoms, her tight ass pointed straight at the car.
As she bent at the waist, the car horn began blaring which caused Chloe and Jennifer to break
out in fits of laughter.  "There!  Are you satisfied now?" she asked as she threw her bottoms at
Chloe's smirking face.

     "Give me about five minutes," Chloe said lasciviously as she slowly pulled Hailee's bikini
bottoms off of her face.

     "Oh no you don't, little Miss horn dog," Hailee said as she grabbed Chloe by her wrist and
yanked her out of the stall, "There's no way you two are working together until you get a hold of
yourselves."  The car horn slowly began to silence.

     "I'd rather get a hold of you," Chloe said as she wiggled her eyebrows at Hailee and tried
to press herself against her.

     Hailee stomped her foot angrily, her small breasts jiggling, as she pointed behind Chloe.
"Get," she ordered.

     As Hailee and Chloe had their little lovers spat, Jennifer smirked at them before grabbing
the hose.  She looked from the hose to the sponge and back again before a wicked smile
crossed her face and she dropped the sponge.  She leaned against the wall and spread her legs
as she brought the hose down and aimed it between her thighs.  "Oh Fuuuuck," she groaned
with a smile on her face as her eyes rolled back in her head and the water from the hose
streamed over her sizzling clit.  "Oh, oh, oh..." she panted as her orgasm quickly began to rise
as well as the volume of the car stereo playing the different peppy, somewhat catchy, synth-pop
musical montage that was legally different enough from any actual song to stay out of court.
"F-u-u-u-u-ck," she stuttered as she suddenly came and the horn of the car suddenly blared.

     Chloe looked over Hailee's shoulder as Jennifer came in the car stall.  "Dammit," she
grumbled as Hailee turned around and saw what the other blonde girl was doing.

     "God damn it, Jennifer!" Hailee shouted as she stomped toward the orgasming movie
awards winner, "There's laws around here you know!"

     "Well that's not fucking fair," Chloe pouted until she saw the naked ass of Taylor Swift
poking out from around the corner.  With a shrug she said, "Might as well," before trotting after
the singer.

     Taylor watched as Selena's horny cousin peeked into a stall, masturbated for a couple of
strokes and then moved to the next stall.  "Wash, rinse, repeat," she mumbled to herself as she
watched Steve continue down the line of stalls.  She was bent at the waist with her tight little,
naked ass stuck high in the air as she continued watching.  "There's gotta be a song in this
somewhere," she told herself as the skinny young man continued shuffling from stall to stall,
"Something about embarrassed rabbits maybe?"  Shrugging her slender shoulders she walked
out around the building and crept up on the masturbating Steve.  "Might as well get a song out
of this trip," she said merrily before tapping Selena's cousin on the shoulder.

     "Ahhh!" Steve screamed as he jumped up and turned around.  "Taylor!" he squeaked
when he saw who had snuck up on him.  He tried to hide his erection but it just poked out
between his hands, pointing at his cousin's naked best friend.

     Taylor appraised Steve's hard-on for a moment before muttering, "Might as well," and
then looking him in the eye.  "Hey, Steve, wanna help me get a Grammy?" she asked before
grabbing his prick and tugging on it.

     "I, ah... I, ah... I, ah..." Steve mumbled as he stared at Taylor's small breasts jiggling softly
like a wave with every tug of his prick.  His hands fell away, hanging limply at his sides as the
beautiful singer smirked up at him.

     "I'll take that as a yes," Taylor giggled before shrieking loudly, "Aieee!"  She quickly turned
her head and saw Chloe running her soft hands against her taunt ass.  "What gives?" she
giggled.

     "Need a hand?" Chloe asked as she ran her hands from Taylor's silky smooth ass, around
her sides, and down between the taller girl's slender legs.

     "Mmm, sure could," Taylor moaned as Chloe palmed her wet pussy, "Help me with this
first."  She slowly got down on her knees as Chloe shrugged and then followed her down.

     Both naked, horny celebs got on their knees on either side of Steve's bobbing cock,
Taylor's hand never leaving his shaft.  They kissed around the throbbing tip of Selena's cousin's
cock-head, their tongues rolling around the tip, caressing the sensitive skin as their caressed
each other.  Chloe kept one hand between Taylor's slender thighs, rubbing her slick pussy as she
reached up with her other hand and began massaging Steve's dangling balls.  They both
moaned lustfully around his tip as Taylor slid it between her lips, tonguing it lightly before
passing it to Chloe.  Chloe to the purple helmet between her pouting lips, firmly rubbing her
moist tongue along the soft skin as she sucked hard, groaning loudly.  Suddenly Steve erupted
in her mouth, choking her with his thick cum.

     "Gah!" Chloe gagged as she spit out Selena's cousin's load and Taylor began snorting in
laughter, "God dammit!"

     Steve looked down at the two naked celebrities like he had just killed their puppy.  "I am
soooo sorry," he muttered meekly before yanking up his pants with one hand, trapping his soft,
dripping dick with the other, and running away.

     Watching Steve's pale ass shrinking off in the distance caused Taylor to break out into
another fit of laughter again.

     "That fucker!" Chloe pouted as Selena's cousin's cum dripped off her face.

     "Poor baby," Taylor cooed with a smile before leaning forward and carefully cleaning the
thick white cum off of Chloe's face.  "There.  Is that better?" she asked as she affectionately
patted the small actress's thigh.

     "No," Chloe pouted some more.

     "You get so whiny when you're horny," Taylor said in admonishment.

     Chloe continued to pout childishly.  "But I neeeeed it," she whined.

     Taylor sighed in frustration before standing and helping Chloe up to her feet.  "Fine.
Let's go find Selena's room and I'll get you off," she said.

     "Promise?" Chloe said with a grin that reminded Taylor if a child getting a free cookie.

     "Yes, I promise," Taylor grumbled while trying to hide the smirk on her face.  "Definitely
gonna be a song with a rabbit in it," she mumbled to herself.

     "What was that?" Chloe asked as she skipped merrily behind Taylor.

     "Nothing," Taylor replied, neither horny young star noticing the return of Dick Surge and
his phone taking pictures in the bushes.

     The next morning at the crack of dawn Vic and Dick Surge were waiting in the parking lot
with their special guest, both nearly in fits of excited victory giggles.

     "I don't see why we had to be here so early," the banker said through a yawn, "The car
wash doesn't even open for another two and a half hours."

     "It's the early bird that catches the worm," Vic said manically.

     "Yeah, the worm," Dick agreed.

     The banker harrumphed in disdain before squirming around and getting comfortable.
"Just wake me when the wash opens," he said before crossing his arms across his chest and
closing his eyes.

     As the banker snored, Vic waited patiently while his son played on his phone.  "Don't you
lose that video," Vic warned.

     "Phttt, whatever, dad," Dick snorted.

     Two and a half hours later Vic opened his car door and got out.  "Wake up the banker.  I
don't want him to miss this," he told his son.

     "Hey, old guy," Dick said as he reached back and shook the banker awake, "Wakey, wakey,
eggs and bac-y."

     The banker came awake with a start and a snort.  "About bloody time," he muttered as
he got out of the car.  "Mr. Surge, I'm perfectly aware of how much business you bring through
my bank but I must say that your behavior is most... off-putting," he said as he caught up to Vic.

     "Don't worry," Vic said as he opened the door to the business office, "After a bit I'll be
bringing even more business to your bank."  The three of them entered the lobby and walked
to the inner door.

     "If this is about Mr. Esteban's loans I'm afraid I've already informed you I have chosen to
forgo foreclosure until the end of the week," the banker said.

     "Of course, of course," Vic said as he barged into Esteban's private office, "But I think my
son has something that will change your mind."

     "What do you think you are doing here!?" Esteban's shouted angrily as he stood up out of
his chair.  Everyone in the office stared at Vic and his son as they walked in to the already
cramped office.  All the girls were there already dressed in the briefest of bikinis, their toned
and trimmed bodies nearly fully displayed while Steve stood behind his father as he tried to hide
his erection.

     "Hey!  It's the banker guy," Hailee said with an enthusiastic wave.

     Taylor looked the banker up and down before giving him a sly wink and causing him to
blush.

     "How do you know him?" Selena asked Taylor.

     Taylor shrugged her shoulders non-committedly.  "Me and Hailee bumped into him and
convinced him to hold off the foreclosure 'til Friday," she said offhandedly.

     Chloe but her fists on her hips and glared at Hailee.  "Convinced him how?" she asked in
mock anger.

     "I don't know," Hailee giggled childishly.

     "You are so getting a spanking later," Chloe said in a low tone.

     The banker's mouth dropped open as he began sweating.

     "You're gonna let me watch, right?" Miley whispered into Chloe's ear.

     "Enough!" Esteban barked before turning his attention back to Vic.  "What are you doing
here, Surge?" he growled.

     "I'm here to let Mr. Grand foreclosure on your loan so I can buy this rat hole out from
under you," Vic said before cackling in glee.

     "Out from under you," Dick agreed before cackling himself.

     "Stop that," Vic said before smacking his son in the chest.

     "Who's Mr. Grand?" Victoria asked.

     All the girls shrugged their shoulders before the banker raised his hand sheepishly.

     Selena stared at Taylor in disbelief.  "Really?  You didn't even get his name first?"

     "I was under the impression that time was of, like, the essence or something," Taylor said
defensively, "You know, to help your uncle and stuff."

     "Really?" Chloe asked Hailee.

     Hailee just shrugged her shoulders with a blush.

     Mr. Grand the banker nervously cleared his throat.

     "Can we get back to the point?" Vic said.

     "Yeah, the point," Dick agreed.

     "Stop that!" Vic sapped at his son before turning back to Esteban.  "I think we would all
be interested in seeing this," he said with a snap of his fingers and held his hand out.

     Behind his father, Dick sneered at the group.

     Vic snapped his fingers again and when nothing happened again he turned his head to his
son.  "Phone!"

     Dick startled and nearly dropped his phone before putting it in his father's hand.

     Beaming Vic took the phone and began trying to search through it.  When he couldn't
figure out how to work the devise he cursed at it and shook it.

     "You gotta punch in the password," Dick said helpfully.

     "What?"

     Dick leaned over his father's shoulder and tried to help him.

     "Dammit!"

     "No, dad, like this..."

     "The Hell?"

     "No, 669."

     "The fuck!"

     "Hit enter, dad."

     "The holy Hell...?"

     When Dick finally managed to show his dad how to open the phone, Vic turned back to
Esteban.  "Here.  Take a look," he said proudly before turning back to the banker.  "You'll be
interested in seeing this as well, Mr. Grand.

     "Oh, um, yes.  Yes, of course," Mr. Grand said as he began making his way past the barely
clothed, young women, feeling the heat from their bodies as he slid past them until he was
behind the desk with Esteban.

     Everybody except for Vic and Dick crowded around to watch the tiny screen.  Sandwiches
between the chests of Jennifer and Demi, Steve's nose began to bleed again as his blood
pressure skyrocketed.  On the screen was a man shot from the chest down  as two blonde
heads moved around in front of his crotch.

     Vic stood triumphant on the other side of Esteban's desk.  "As you can clearly see, two of
Esteban's workers were prostituting themselves out here at the car wash.  Clearly an illegal
activity, Mr. Grand," he said with a reptilian grin.

     Mr. Grand shrugged his shoulders.  "I'm afraid I have no choice, Mr. Esteban," he said
sorrowfully, "In light of this new evidence I have no choice but to foreclosure on your car wash."

     Esteban's eyes filled with tears as he watched the screen helplessly.  "I... I... I don't know
what to say," he sobbed.

     "Wait a minute," Selena said as she grabbed the phone to get a closer look.  "I recognize
the back of those heads," she said, "That's Taylor and Chloe!  And I recognize that guy's shirt.
That's Steve!"  She handed the phone to Taylor who agreed with her.

     "Yep, that's me," Taylor said frankly.

     "Young lady, how can you possibly recognize the back of your own head," the banker asked
suspiciously.

     "I don't," Taylor said before handing the phone back to the banker, "But you see the wrist
action on the shaft there?  Totally my go-to move."

     "And you see the way the other one is bobbing her head to the left and then down on the
tip?" Chloe chirped in, "Totally my go-to move."

     "See, Mr. Grand," Selena chimed in, "We're not prostitutes, my friends are just really slutty.

     The young, barely clothed girls looked back and forth at each other before they all
shrugged in acceptance and then nodded in agreement.  "Pretty much," Miley said with a
shrug.

     Selena looked up at Ace as he entered the over crowded office and waved his own phone
at her.  "Sorry I'm late gang," he said with a smile, the early morning sunlight somehow glinting
off his white teeth in the windowless office, "But I had some errands to run."  Vic and Dick gave
him as wide of a berth as they could as he walked in front of the desk.  "I think you'll want to
see this, sir," he said as he handed his phone to the banker.

     Mr. Grand held the phone up to his face and looked at the small screen.  "And what am I
seeing here, young man?" he asked.

     "Well, sir, knowing Vic's business practices like I do, I knew it was only a matter of time
until he ran out of ideas to top us," Ace said as he crossed his muscular arms across his muscular
chest.

     On the screen was one of Vic Surge's car washes filled with naked women.  Every once in
a while one of the nude employees would hop into the front of the car and her head would bend
down over the lap of the driver.  "Oh my," the banker gasped.

     Ace's brilliant smile grew wider.  "Vic was so desperate to fill his businesses with naked
women he hired anyone he could including some of Miami's many prostitutes and, well, one
thing led to another," he finished.

     Vic's eyes grew wide and his jaw dropped open.  "I... I... I had... I had no idea," he
stammered.

     "Be that as it may, it looks like illegal shinannigans were happening on your property, Mr.
Surge and you are legally responsible," Mr. Grand said as he handed the phone back, "And in
light of this situation I have no choice but to foreclosure on all of your properties."

     A cheer went up through the room and all the girls jumped up and down with glee.  As
Steve watched the beautiful celebrities time seemed to slow down and they all looked like they
were moving in slow motion.  Miley hugged Steve to her jiggling chest as Hailee hugged Selena.
Victoria and Demi hugged Esteban.  Jennifer and Chloe hugged each other as Taylor went from
small group to small group kissing everybody excitedly.

     Selena jumped up into Ace's arms and he held her effortlessly as she melded her barely
clothed body against his.  "My hero!" she cheered as she wrapped her legs around his waist
and kissed him deeply.  His hands held her up by her ass-cheeks as he kissed her back and she
wrapped her arms around his broad shoulders.

     Sandwiched between the sexy girls, Mr. Grand found Esteban and poked his head out
between the two squealing celebrities.  "Esteban, how would you like to buy out Vic Surge's car
washes?  For cheap."

     Another celebratory cheer went up the the crowd as Vic Surge stared in astonishment.
"I'm ruined," he muttered.

     "Don't worry, dad," Dick said as he patted his father's shoulder, "Just look at it this way:
mom can't take half of your money in the divorce if you don't have any money.  And you'll
always have me by your side."

     Vic slowly looked over at his son and began to cry in defeat.

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