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A tale of their lives	By : Kianna Category: WWF/WWE > General Views: 1768 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know the celebrities of WWE/WWF. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Chapter 1

Chris Jericho
When you were a little boy or girl did you ever wonder what you’d be doing with your life? Chris Jericho sat there thinking,

yeah that’s the way I’ll start my autobiography!

It was perfect. Just then his wife flew into the room all excited.

"Chris! You’ll never guess what I found out today!" she said excitedly all in one breath.

"Whoa! Jessie, calm down there babe!" Chris started to say. He loved her when she got excited. And she got excited over everything you possibly think of.

"But! But this time you’ll be excited to," Jessica started, "Please guess what I found out!" He had to. She was begging with her eyes and she knew it would it woget get to him.

"Fine! Fine!" Chris exclaimed, smiling at her. "Here’s a wild, wild guess! You’re pregnant." She just stared at him.

Then slowly a smile grew on her face.
Chris started to smile himself. Then he asked," Ist itt it darling? Please, babe, don’t leave me hanging!"

Jeff Hardy

"MATTHEW MOORE HARDY!" Jeff hardy yelled,
"GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!" Jeff was pretty pissed off at Matt.

As Matt walked into the room, Jeff pounced on him.

"You stupid shithead! I hate you so much! Why? Why would you do that? Huh?" Jeff puffed while punching Matt.

Matt finally got the upper hand.
"What did I do now? What?" screamed Matt.

"Look at my living room! Look at it! All my plants are ruined! And I know you hate them! You son of a…." Jeff was cut off when Beth walked into the room.
"Oh Jeffy! There you are!" she began, "I was trying to find you to tell you that my nephew came over and you know he’s three years old. Well, he decide giv give your plants a haircut. Hope you don’t mind to much." Beth turned around and walked out of the room.

"Hope you don’t mind to much!" Matt mimicked her, "Just cut off his balls then ask ‘ Oh! Honey you don’t mind, do you?’ How can you put up with that sweet innocent shit?"

As soon as he said that, Lita walked in and looked at Matt. With a smile she said," Honey! I know you hate shopping but will you come and help me choose out a dress? Just because you love me so much, doll!"

At that instant Jeff watched Matt melt in Lita’s hands. As Lita walked out, Matt started to follow her. Jeff grabbed his arm.

Jeff looked at him and mimicked Lita," ’Just because you love me so much, doll!’ Now let me ask you, doll, how can you put up with that sweet innocent shit?"

"Fuck off! My situation is different!" Matt told Jeff as he ran out of the living room and after Lita.

According to Matt it was always different for him. Just because he was older and better. Older maybe but better that was a laugh and a half! I’m better, Jeff thought, me, me, me! I’m the best not him!

Jeff went to Beth," Why do you let him do that? Why?"

" I didn’t think you’d mind!" she answered, putting her arms around his neck.

"Wouldn’t mind?" he asked as he roughly pushed her away, " Matt’s right! Why don’t you just cut off my balls then ask ‘Honey! You don’t mind do you?’"

Victoria
"And why would you tell me THAT?" Victoria asked.
"Because I feel our relationship just isn’t workin’" Steven Richards started, "Besides, I’m ashamed of what I’m gonna say next!"

" What? You’re pregnant? Well isn’t that just fine and dandy! Thanks!" Victoria screamed.

As she gripped the Women’s Champion belt tighter, her knuckles turned white.

Steven looked at her, " I knew this was a mistake but it needs to be said."

" Just say it then," Victoria stated.

She was starting to get really pissed off at him. He always played these stupid mind games. She was sick of them. She’d lie awake every night in the hotel rooms and wonder what it would have been like if she stayed with her first love of her life, Nathan McRae. Instead of with this bubbling idiot. Nathan was always so sweet. Every Friday he’d go and bye her flowers. He loved the smell of fresh cut flowers. And he’d also do whatever she wanted, he was never selfish. He was so kind that he wouldn’t even hurt a fly even if his life depended on it; he’d rather die. He was such a doll.

" Victoria! Hello Victoria! Snap back to reality!" Steven said, snapping his fingers in front of her face.

" Huh? Yeah?!?" Victoria said surprised.

" I need to tell you. I’m pretty sure.……..Um……..," he started," I’m pretty sure I’m……"

"What!?!" Victoria yelled.

"Gay," Steven whispered to her.

" That’s great!" she screamed and walked away. Steven looked after her. He was to devastated to follow her. She would just look at him and run away instead of just walking.

" What’s the use?" Steven asked out loud to no one.

Victoria sat on her bed in the hotel room. She lifted her knees to her chin and started to cry. Why is it that everything I love has to get ruined? She thought, why me?

Torrie Wilson
Why do people always insist it’s so great to be me? Torrie Wilson thought to herself. Why because I get to hang out with all these famous people or because I’m a Playboy cover girl? But what they don’t know is that I’m……. Her thought was cut off when Billy Kidman walked in. ]

" Yes, dear? " she asked almost automatically.

" Oh! Nothing!" he said slyly, " I didn’t expect you to be here."

" Why? It’s my locker room! " Torrie retorted back at Billy.

" Can I leave my stuff in here? " he asked.

" Sure! That’s not a problem! " she answered.

As Billy left, Torrie heard his cell ring. She answered it, " Hello?" She was surprised when she heard a woman’s voice.

" Hi! Is my sweetheart there? " The voice asked.

" Depends who it is, " Torrie shot back. She was beginning to wonder what was going on.
" Billy Kidman! Of course, silly! " the voice said to her.

Torrie slammed the phone down as Billy walked back in. She took one look at him and slapped him across the face.

" You lying, fucking jerk! You cheated on me once and you said you’d never do again! " Torrie yelled at him.

" B-b-but! Stacey told me you were cheating on me! " Billy stuttered.

" And you believe her! Stacey Keibler! Stacey of all people! " Torrie told him.

" Yeah!" he whined, " Don’t dump me!"

" Sorry won’t cut it this time, " she started, " Plus Eric Bishoff asked me to join RAW! And I am! You’re dumped and I’m moving on to more important things. Like making myself happy." With that Torrie stormed of,houthout ever looking back.

Trish Stratus

Why do I always fall in love with people who are married, she wondered as she thought of the person that she currently loved, Shannon Moore.

Then she thought back to her previous loves and boyfriends, none of them were ever single.

It was her curse, she always fell in love with married men and they would fall in love with her. Then their wives would found out some how and then would leave their husbands. After a few months of being without their wives and kids, they would ask for forgiveness when their wives would say no, the guys would go off and kill themselves. It happened every single time!

"Trish," Stephanie McManoh said as soon as she entered the room.

"Yeah," Trish answered her without looking up at Stephanie.

"Are you okay, doll?" Stephanie asked her friend.

"No," Trish said as she started to cry. Stephanie went over to her friend and gave her a hug.

"Trish, what ever it is I’m sure it’s not worth crying over," Stephanie said to Trish.

"Yes! It is," she said, "It’s the stupid curse. It’s starting again."

Stephanie knew what Trish was talking about. She had not thought that it was a curse till she saw it happen. Twice in their seven-year friendship she saw it. Then she believed it all. Just the same she wanted to know whom it was this time.

"Trish," Stephanie said, "Who’s the lucky guy thise?"e?"

Trish looked at her and told her, " It’s Shannon. The guy is Shannon Moore."

Shannon Moore

"Shanny, babe! Can you pass me that?" Crystal asked her husband Shannon.
"Here you go Trish!" Shannon said, passing it to her. Crystal just gave him a look that could have killed him.

"I’m not Trish, babe!" she told him.
"I’m so sorry! I was just thinking about the conversation I had with Jeff and Trish had earlier," Shannon said.

Crystal beed ted that answer.

Why can’t I stop thinking about Trish, Shannon wondered to himself, feeling so bad for what he had just done.
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A tale of their lives