Boston Bake Bean | By : jadesragdoll Category: Singers/Bands/Musicians > AFI Views: 1168 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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Title: Boston Bake Bean.- A funny little Birthday story.
Author: April (Ebon Wings)
Pairing: Javey
Rating: PG-13 (Hey there still young in this! LoL)
Disclaimer: Don’t own anything but the sad little plot. I wish I owned the people though. Also the “poem” used is a song by The Donnas.
Summary: Set in High School. Davey has just broken up with his first boyfriend. Jade Is there to make it all better like the good friend he is -=evil giggle=-. This is for Fyre Faerie
on her B-Day. Happy B-Day to you…*keeps singing lol*
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Davey laid on his bed crying his eyes out as someone knocked on his bed room door. Not moving or caring who it was he stayed put. When his door creaked open he didn’t look up either, which resulted in him almost having a heart attack when he felt a hand on his shoulder.
“Davey, man you ok.” Now turned to face who was in his room he was surprised to find Jade smirking at him.
“Damn it Jade, you almost gave a heart attack!” Davey said as he play fully cuffed his friend up side the head. Jade just kept smirking as he readjusted his glasses and sat down next to Davey on the bed.
“So I heard about what Justin did. Want to talk about it.” He said as he hugged his friend.
“No, I don’t. I just want to crawl into a hole and die.” Davey replied his head falling into his hands. Jade just held his friend closer and stroked his long-ish hair.
“Come one Dave it couldn’t have been that bad.” Davey’s head shoots up hi gaze angry at me.
“Not that bad! Jade, I cared a lot about Justin-”
“Did you love him?”
“No-”
“Then why are you crying?”
“Because of how he broke up with me Jade. I mean it’s my fucking birthday! How could you do that to someone you care about?” His once angry gaze now sad and questioning.
“I couldn’t.” Jade’s gaze lowered “But that’s me. I’m not that kind of guy.”
“This is true Jade. Think I’ll ever meet anyone as good as you?” Davey hugged him self closer to Jade. Jade gulped noticeably but tried to remain calm. Once he was more centered he gave I squeaky reply.
“Yeah Dave I do. But I think you should forget about Justin.” Davey detached himself from Jade.
“Why’s that?”
“’Cause it’s your birthday and you still need to celebrate!” Jade said getting up pulling Davey with him. “Also if you don’t cheer up you don’t get your birthday present.” he said smirking once again. Davey’s brown lit up with glee at the word present.
“Aww Jade! You got me a present. Can I have it, can I , can I, can I?” He squealed jumping up and down like a little kid. Jade just smiled at him and took his hand.
“One, calm down. Two, yes you can but I left it own stairs-” before he could fish the blur of black which was Davey was already half way down the stairs. Jade followed quickly behind him. Almost running into each other as Davey stopped in front of his dinning room table.
“Holy Shit!” Davey cried as seen what was sitting on the table.
“David Edward Marchand!” A voice came from the direction of the kitchen.
“Sorry Mom!” He yelled back. Turn back to his present he picked it up with shaky hands. His hands ghosted over the black vinyl cover. “ Jade this is great I’ve wanted a new book to put my poetry in.” he hugged his friend.
“Open it up there is some stuff already in there.” Jade said hugging him back. Opening the cover Davey found a picture of himself and Jade, taken last summer by his mom, pasted on the inside cover. On the fist page he saw Jade’s untidy hand writing.
Hey man, Happy 17th Birthday hope it’s special!
Jade
Underneath that he saw that Jade had added something else.
Davey I heard what you ass-head of a boy friend did to you. Don’t worry about him.
But if it bothers you that much I put this in here so you could laugh.
Maybe even forget about him.
You told me that it just couldn't be
You don't wanna go out with me
No I'm not sad, I don't even care
'Cause dumb boys like you are everywhere
yeah, that's right
B-O-R-I-N-G
Too bad you're not the boy for me
B-O-R-I-N-G
I wanted something quick and easy
I didn't like you anyway
I was just lookin for fun, uh-huh
I didn't like you anyway
I'm a speed demon on the run
You thought I would be broken hearted
Maybe I would if you weren't so retarted!
I ask your name, you don't even know
You should have dumped me on that talk show
B-O-R-I-N-G
Too bad you're not the boy for me
B-O-R-I-N-G
I wanted something quick and easy
I didn't like you anyway
I was just lookin for fun, uh-huh
I didn't like you anyway
I'm a speed demon on the run
I think that nasal spray got to your brain
I knew you were lame, from your wallet chain
A boston baked bean is the size of your head
I heard you even wet your bed
B-O-R-I-N-G
Too bad you're not the boy for me
B-O-R-I-N-G
I wanted something quick and easy
I didn't like you anyway
I was just lookin for fun, uh-huh
I didn't like you anyway
I'm a speed demon on the run I didn't like you
Happy Birthday again Davey.
Davey closed the book and looked at Jade. He couldn’t stop smiling. Before Jade knew it he was in another one of Davey’s bone crushing hugs.
“Ummm, Davey, do you think you can let me go I can’t breath.” He gasped as Davey loosened the hug. “Hey Dave I just got a cool idea.”
“What’s that?” he asked letting him go.
“We should go out for your birthday, just you and me. Sound like fun?”
Davey just nodded his head, before asking, “ What should we do?”
“We could go to a movie or something?” Jade shrugged
“Sounds like fun.” He agreed before yell to his mom, “ Mom Jade and I are going out!”
His mom poked her head out of the kitchen and smiled. “ Alright hun be home by ten it’s a school night.”
***
As they headed toward the movies Davey looped his arm around Jade’s. Leaning his head on his shoulder he smile widely. “ So where did you get the poem from?”
“My ex.”
“Your ex?” He giggled.
“Yeah when we broke up she left a note in my mal box with that in on it. It made me laugh then and still does now.”
“Why is that?’
“Cause she was really the dumb one.”
“Why?”
“Do you always ask that?” he said poking Davey in the ribs making him squeal a bit.
“No, but I do want to know. You two seemed happy the puff your not.”
“You got the puff part right.”
“Huh?”
“She got in to some of my journals found out some things she didn’t like.”
“Oh I see.” By this time they where at the movie theater. They took their time finding a movie till they came across “The Nightmare Before Christmas”.
“Oh Jade lets see that one the animation look so cool on TV!”
“Sure Birthday Boy lets get some tickets.”
***
Half way though the movie Davey’s head ended up on Jade’s shoulder again. Not that either of them minded. Davey sat entranced with the claymation figures on the screen, while Jade sat entranced with Davey.
Soon the movie was over and they where back on there way to Davey’s house.
“So did you have fun?”
“Yes Jade, Thank You.”
“For what?”
“Everything, but mostly for making this the best birthday ever.” With that he stopped and kissed Jade. I was slow, neither of them really wanting to fight over control, but when the pulled away they were both panting a bit.
Jade was blushing madly, Davey just smiled at him.
“Hey Jade.” He said running his hand over the other’s cheek.
“Yeah Dave?”
“Remember what I said before about finding someone like you?”
“Yeah.” He replied with a shit eating grin.
“ I think I found him.” With that they kissed again, both more happy then they could imagine.
The End.
Ok I hope this didn’t suck. I hope you like it Fyre Faerie cause I made it special for you B-day. Have a good one!
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