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Dirty Boys	By : Ipsemes Category: Singers/Bands/Musicians > Green Day Views: 2075 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know the members of Green Day. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Chapter List
- 1-Mud Love
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Disclaimer I have no ties to the band and these are totally fictitious events. But it would be awesome to see!

Prompt: Mike, billie, garden hose, gloves, lawn gnome, hoe Enjoy! LEAVE LOTS OF REVIEWS! i'm a whore for prise.

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"Oh god, some one turn off that god damned light!"

Mike rolled to his side to turn his back on the intruding light.

“That’s the sun, you idiot.”

"What am I laying on?"

"My hand you fucker!" apparently Tre had accompanied them on their adventures of the preceeding night.

Including a drunken trip to Home Depot.

"Why am I on the floor?"

"Cuz that's where you landed...get off my hand"

Tre stumbled to his feet rolling Mike into the leg of the coffee table in the process.

"Damnitt" Mikes newly discovered throbbing pain now rearing its ugly head. "wheres Billie?"

Tre took a scanning acocunt of his surroundings as he stumbled to the kitchen of Billie’s Oakland home.

Spotting him out the side window.

"He's watering"

"Oh...what’s he watering?"

"The lawn gnome"

"oh....why?"

"Fuck I don’t know"

"Stop yelling at me"

Mikes curiosity over came him and he mustered the energy to wander out side.
Being sure to grab his rock star sunglasses on his way out.

"Billie!!!" He blindly called into the open morning air "where the fuck are you?"

"....tip toe...through the tulips....I love tulips...yellow tulips...they call me mellow yellow...." Billie was euphoricly mumble singing to himself in a mutant drunken slang of his favorite classic songs. In his own blissful zone.

"Bill-ie! answer me!" Mike came around to the side of the house where Adreine kept her flower beds.

"Billie, what the fuck are you doing out here?"

"Watering"

"What the fuck are you wearing?"

Billie took a moment to inspect his attire "oh......uh....well I woke up in the shed with the gloves on and when I stood up I tripped over the Home Depot bags with the lawn clogs.

So I put them on.

"And the hat?"

"oh um well it was lying on the table and I figured since I’m already wearing the gloves and shoes I may as well complete the look."

"Where are your underwear dude?"

"I dunno. Oh wait.. I threw them over there somewhere with my pants."

"Why?"

"Why do you have so many damn questions this morning?

Well when I woke up I was oddly aware of my clothes and particularly a throbbing pain in my crotch and when I felt for the problem I found that the zipper from my really tight leather pants… Mike, why do I wear those pants so thight? Well they were restricting my morning hard on...so I peeled them off to compliment my morning routine. And the rest of my clothes were already scattered about the shed amongst home depot bags, so I lost the shorts too....That’s better isn’t it?"

"Billie why are you watering the gnome?"

"Jimmy was thirsty. He looked parched"

"Jimmy?"

"yes I named him Jimmy! How Would you like to go through life with immovable limbs, rotting in the hot sun having dogs piss on you and the sky dumping on you and never even having a name? Even the lowliest of beings deserves a name!"

"okay! Jimmy the gnome"

"Jimmy T. Squats"

"Squats?"

"He's got stubby litttle legs"

"So do you, can I call you squats?"

With this comment Billie took umbrage and defended him self with the only weapon he could wield in his inebriated state...the hose.

He sprayed Mike from head to toe until he was drenched through his boxers which were all he had woken up in.

"God damn that’s cold!" Mike armed himself with a hoe lying nearby on the ground. "I'm gonna shove this up your ass Billie!"

"Go ahead I can take it, you’re bigger than that anyway and I have no problem taking you in!"

"True..I'll have to find something bigger" Mike abandoned the tool in search of a more girthful object.

"Goody..I love a challenge!"

Mike scoured the yard for something worthy of Billies perfectly symmetrical cheeks. All the while Billie sprayed him playfully with the hose.

"I know! I'll just stick that hose up your ass!"

"Ooh an at home colonoscopy"

Mike ran head strong at Billie tackling him to the ground and struggling to get the hose out of Billies surprisingly firm grip.

"You'll never get my hose!"

"You never wanna give it to me..you always take mine!"

"Well youre gonna get it now!"

"Your all talk Armstrong..it's there for you to take!"

Billie rolled Mike to face him and straddled him in the freshly moistened dirt. No grass had grown in yet for the season and they were surrounded by earth.

"Take off that hat!" Mike demanded.

"Never!" proclaimed Billie "I'm gonna do this like a lady!"

"Theres nothing lady like about you Billie" and with that Mike swatted the flowery bonnet from Billies shed mussed black hair.

"You leave me no choice, I'll have to conquer you like a man. Can you take it?"

"Oh yeah"

"We'll see!"

Billie bent down to kiss Mike's muddied lips. Hard at first then softening as he pulled away.

But Mike wouldn't let him pull away completely. Mike got a firm hold on Billie's slick wet body and rolled him over to his back, legs in the air as he had so many times before in the sheets of hotel beds.

He grabbed Billie by the hair and pressed him again to his lips, forcefully adding tongue movements to the power struggle.

Billie reciprocated and would not be dominated. Not this time! Billie could taste Mikes salty lips through the dollops of mud they had acquired in their tustle. He regained his superior position and with surprising force flipped Mike to his stomach.

"How’s that for a lady?" Billie said in an eerily low, domineering voice.

"Just what I need" Mike gurgled through the still wetting soil.

Billie reached under Mike, sliding beneath his stomach and feeling Mikes subconcious shudders as he slowly felt his way trough the convenient window in his boxers.

"These need to come off!" Billie said with determination.

Billie slid his other hand under Mikes heaving stomach and met in the hole of his boxers... with a single manly powerful pull Billie split Mikes "kiss me I'm punk" boxers right off his body.

"Hey those were my lucky boxers!"

"I'll buy you new ones!"

With that Billie rejoined the path he was working underneath his bassist groin.

Mike's moans once again filled the air.

Billie was famous for teasing Mike with this move and never having any real penetration. Every now and then a finger
would make its way in just to tease mike and give him false hope but not this time...

Billie was preparing. One hand encouraging Mike the other working himself. He had to psych himself up for this.
He had never been the dominant one before, this was mikes territory.

He didn't know what had come over him but with a single thrust he penetrated Mikes virgin walls.

Both men screamed out in a pained bliss. Billie had stopped thinking and Mike had given in to his dominance.

"Oh god why had we never done this before?" Mike groaned

"Shut up or we'll never do it again" growled Billie.

Billie pressed Mikes face in the mud coating him in a layer of war paint. He didnt want to pull out... he never wanted to pull out..this feeling right now in this moment was the greatest pleasure he had ever experienced.

Not open and moist like a woman. Mike was tight and throbbing on his cock. The contractions were sending him on a trip to another planet entirely!

But he knew eventually he would loose this sensation and as he began to lose his girth he leaned into Mike
still inside him but flattening himslef to Mikes back. He whispered...

"Dont ever leave me... ever."

And through the erratic breathing, mud, and excitement, Mike promised to never leave his Billie.

As Billie rose for one last push the pair we’re in perfect unison. Billie reached around to Mike again and gained a firm hold on his balls. Mike arched his back and rose his right hand, his strong hand, back behind him and slid a single finger in Billie.

Together they came and together they were spent.

Laying in the mud surrounded by a pool of ever rising muddy water, since they had never turned off the hose the two men panted and reflected on their times together. Billie still atop Mike but no longer inside him and Mike his face still covered in Billie's war paint, the two slowly came back to reality. And as the sound of the neighbors dog barking in the distance pulled them from their euphoric state Mike turned over and hugged Billie still on top
of him.

He saw the flowery garden hat a few feet a way, an easy reach for his long arms and placed it atop Billie's proud exhausted head.

"You are a lady he said, and Jimmy will never be the same."

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