We were kidnapped by Bam | By : bamsgurl82 Category: Reality TV > Jackass Views: 1853 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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It was just an ordinary day, well that’s how it began. I got up, noted what we needed and walked to the closest store, which wasn’t all that close. But when you need food you don’t really worry about how close the store is. OH, and when I said we, I meant me and my sister. She was single and I was dating what seemed like the most wonderful man in the world. But any who I’m getting ahead of myself. I was walking back home nothing strange about that. What was strange; was the two guys that followed behind me. I could hear them talking to someone on a cell phone and was a little disturbed by what they were saying. Not that I cared, my arms were getting tired. So I took the short cut to the back door. A lot easier than going all the way to the front. I’m in there long enough to put the groceries away.
While I was putting the groceries away I heard a knock on the door and my sister answered the door and screamed, “OH MY FUCKING GOD!” and I went to see what she was screaming about. “What did the UPS guy show up naked?” I screamed as I turned the corner. I stood in shock as I saw Bam and his crew. I notice my sister turning blue. So I crack her in the back of her head saying, “Breathe damn it.” She looked at me like I was crazy and pointing to Bam and his crew. She said, "Am I dreaming?” “I don’t know does this hurt.” I hit her again. She looked at me and said, “Yeah it does so I guess I’m not dreaming.”
We looked at Bam and the others and asked, “Why are you guys here?” They looked at us and said, “We followed you home to ask if you guys would be interest in staring in some videos?” I looked at them and asked, “What are you making porno movies now?” My sister smacked me for that comment. They looked us and said, “No we’re making music videos.” My sis looks at me and said, “Only if she comes with me.” I looked at her and said, “No what about my boyfriend?” She looked at me dumbfounded and said, “We can always go and tell him then because I am not missing out on this amazing opportunity.” “Then it’s settled!” Bam said as he picked me up and put me in the hummer. My sis was in the front giving Bam the directions to where he worked while I was in the back screaming and trying to get out.
When we got there Bam carried me inside kicking and screaming to find my boyfriend. “Bam you mother fucker stop spinning!” I screamed while I was gripping tightly to his belt. “What does the mother fucker look like.” Bam spinning around before looking at my sis for information giving me a great view of the most horrifying sight ever. {Novak naked, NOT} It was my boyfriend cheating on me with a cheap blond. I very calmly stated, “Put me down!” Bam put me down and I walk very quietly behind them. Grabbing some random pickles jar and smashing it at his feet making him and the cheap whore break apart.
I took off the over shirt and tee shirt that I had taken from him and dropped them at his feet and then dropped the ring he had given me. I calmly looked at him and said, “Fucker we are through.” After I was done I walked proudly out the store while everyone stood in shock expect my sister who ran after while saying, “Oh shit she is going to do something crazy!” I walked to Bam hummer got in the back and got an ax and some gasoline and walked to his truck. I put down the gasoline as my sis found me and asked, “What are u going to do with that stuff.” “I warned him.” I stated as I lifted the ax and starting hacking away at his truck. My sis stood there shaking her head. After I tired myself out I dumped the gas over his truck. I lit his lighter and threw it on the gas-covered truck. When I was done everyone went to the hummer and climbed in and left because Bam wanted to be gone before the police got there
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